[LiquidTurbo]

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More photos here:
http://www.boston.com/bigpicture/2010/10/a_north_korean_anniversary_and.html


Talk about a spectacle......:D
http://inapcache.boston.com/universal/site_graphics/blogs/bigpicture/nkorea_10_11/n34_25442467.jpg

[typ.]

Look at all those poor, poor people..

[TOPEC]

quick someone make a caption with this

http://inapcache.boston.com/universal/site_graphics/blogs/bigpicture/nkorea_10_11/n11_25434045.jpg

[choda]

http://img2.moonbuggy.org/imgstore/north-korea-is-best-korea.jpg

[LiquidTurbo]

Look at all those poor, poor people..

Guess ignorance is bliss. LOL.

[1exotic]

looks like a douche

[willystyle]

Edit: Nevermind.

[insomniac]

dunno why i laughed at this
http://inapcache.boston.com/universal/site_graphics/blogs/bigpicture/nkorea_10_11/n34_25442467.jpg

[JoshuaWong]

http://inapcache.boston.com/universal/site_graphics/blogs/bigpicture/nkorea_10_11/n34_25442467.jpg

I dunno if its just me, but look at the facial expression of the old man when he looks to his son... you can kind of tell the old man is losing it... picture are really worth a thousand words.

[AVS_Racing]

someone needs to update this

http://img.chan4chan.com/img/2009-06-26/1246036703446.jpg

[Teriyaki]

http://img163.imageshack.us/img163/290/n3425442467b.jpg (http://img163.imageshack.us/i/n3425442467b.jpg/)

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[murmur]

http://i52.tinypic.com/2m48xw2.jpg

[LiquidTurbo]

http://imgur.com/XLdvE.jpg

[murmur]

mickey mouse clap

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jTBP-Mac8Oc

[1exotic]

just clance at this picture.
try to find all the pale faces.

http://inapcache.boston.com/universal/site_graphics/blogs/bigpicture/nkorea_10_11/n08_25427881.jpg

they are all woman.

[danizer]

http://img651.imageshack.us/img651/998/kimjongirr.jpg

[Vansterdam]

LOL ^

[Wongtouski]

quick someone make a caption with this

http://inapcache.boston.com/universal/site_graphics/blogs/bigpicture/nkorea_10_11/n11_25434045.jpg

Not a caption but, someone should use that as a response in the White Chicks thread in the (very) near future.

[LiquidTurbo]

http://imgur.com/wZuhB.jpg

[1exotic]

http://img37.imageshack.us/img37/2713/n1125434045.jpg

http://img259.imageshack.us/img259/1553/n3425442467.jpg

[LiquidTurbo]

^
repost.

[twitchyzero]

just wiki'd him...motherfucker is only 28 YO

[LiquidTurbo]

"Dear Son.

Today, I give you an entire enslaved country as an early Xmas present. Have fun.

Love,
Dad."

[LanEvoMR]

i'm surprised no one has made a "son I am disappoint" caption

[flagella]

he sure is being fed good, while a lot of citizens are lacking food.

[spoon.ek9]

i'm surprised no one has made a "son I am disappoint" caption

more like "son, i will disappoint" since nothing has happened yet :troll:

[adambomb]

That boy needs to lay off the sugar and hit the gym.

Warcraft makes you fat.

:showbutt:

[murmur]

he sure is being fed good, while a lot of citizens are lacking food.

ironically, Kim Jong-Un is rumoured to have diabetes.

[SkinnyPupp]

It's like those pictures were taken 50 years ago

[suzuka84]

the goon gets so much pussy it's not even funny. I read a book on n. korea and the governing elite have a harem of girls that follow them around called the 'pleasure brigade'. google it

[donot521]

The 3rd fat-person in DPRK

No one else has a double-chin

[CRS]

That boy needs to lay off the sugar and hit the gym.

Warcraft makes you fat.

:showbutt:

He supposedly has diabetes and hypertension.

It is weird and comical how the original favourite to become the successor to Kim Jong Il lost his favour because he tried to secretly go to Japan's Disneyland with a fake passport.

[OTG-ZR2]

http://yeahthatsjustme.tumblr.com/photo/1280/1315558833/1/tumblr_laa8azs6cG1qanb21

[maxx]

i heard he had a few cosmetic surgeries to make him look like kim sung-il, KJ's father.

not the guy's fault.

and about clapping, if you stop clapping first, you dissapear. so you clap until you hands fall off. my dad was in the communist party, long time ago, told me some wild things.

[seakrait]

he's not the leader yet. just confirmed as the official successor. you know, unless something happens to him and/or his father and the ruling class. that country needs a revolution. that's always a good thing, right? :p

[dub.g]

lol at the comments in the bottom of the article

"Everyone is so thin and starving except the fat one with the expensive watch which is about to become the new dictator. Compare picture #11 with #12."

"The future leader is the only one who looks well fed."

"In a country where so many are starving, it doesn't look like Kim Jong Un has missed too many meals."

"PLEASE!! Someone give Kim Jong Un a smile!"

"Weak mouth and chin ... think he will be even more wacko than his father.
Serious problem child in the making."

"I dont think they are starving:)) humankind not supposed to be as fat as like the other morbid country*s XXXL residents."

"Kim Jong Un shows us there must be plenty of food to go round in North Korea...or perhaps he has been eating pillows"

[$_$]

the goon gets so much pussy it's not even funny. I read a book on n. korea and the governing elite have a harem of girls that follow them around called the 'pleasure brigade'. google it

wow, that's crazy, just looked it up

[Culture_Vulture]

title of the thread is pretty misleading
as far as facts go, he is not yet the new leader of North Korea

[CP.AR]

^ culture vulture.

your avatar

HUAT THE FUCK

[StylinRed]

lol great thread

http://imgur.com/XLdvE.jpg

http://members.shaw.ca/rsb1/hah/kimmy2.jpg

[rslater]

How did the boston newspaper get these pictures. I always kinda of the thought outside media was generally banned.

[murmur]

How did the boston newspaper get these pictures. I always kinda of the thought outside media was generally banned.

if i got it right, north korea officially allowed international media to visit pyongyang on the day Kim Jong-Un was declared as de-facto leader.

couple medias actually have the chance to interview north korean, but as you could guess, the interviews are probably staged :p

[Grandmaster TSE]

How did the boston newspaper get these pictures. I always kinda of the thought outside media was generally banned.

the link said:
North Korea is in the midst of a series of large-scale events designed to both commemorate the 65th anniversary of the founding of its ruling Workers' Party, and to introduce heir apparent Kim Jong Un to the North Korean people and the world. Current leader Kim Jong Il is now 69 years old and ailing, and has now positioned his twenty-something son, Kim Jong Un, as his successor through recent military and party promotions, and through media coverage of him by his father's side. Many western reporters were invited to these performances, though their freedom to cover events was still limited by minders. Collected here are images from the recent highly-orchestrated events in Pyongyang, and the "young general" Kim Jong Un.

[Brianrietta]

http://inapcache.boston.com/universal/site_graphics/blogs/bigpicture/nkorea_10_11/n11_25434045.jpg

http://www.tweak3d.net/forums/imagehosting/12254a885fadccc3b.gif

I KNEW IT. Orson Welles was a communist!

[BlacknJean]

the picture of where jong il stares at his son is more like HE'S BITTER HE GONNA DIE AND HIS REIGN IS GOING TO BE OVER

[asian_XL]

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[Gumby]

Some of these photoshops are just too funny!

[sonick]

http://img811.imageshack.us/img811/9570/31069385.jpg

[Greenstoner]

^ where is waldo ???????
FOUND IT !!! One of my fav book when I was young
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[hal0g0dv2]

^^^ hahahha

[flagella]

the goon gets so much pussy it's not even funny. I read a book on n. korea and the governing elite have a harem of girls that follow them around called the 'pleasure brigade'. google it

Each "pleasure group" is composed of three "teams":
Manjokjo (hangul: 만족조; hanja: 滿足組) – a "satisfaction team" (which provides sexual services)
Haengbokjo (hangul: 행복조; hanja: 幸福組) – a "happiness team" (which provides massages)
Gamujo (hangul: 가무조; hanja: 歌舞組) – a "dancing and singing team" (whose members are sometimes asked to dance semi-nude)[1][2]
Girls from throughout the country are recruited to be Gippeumjo members according to government criteria (one of which is that they must be virgins[citation needed]). After being selected, they undergo a rigorous training period, with some Haengbokjo members being sent overseas for massage training.[1] Gippeumjo members typically "retire" at age 22 or 25, at which time they are often married to other members of North Korea's elite, and their former membership in the Gippeumjo is kept secret.[1][3]

lol

[optiblue]

WWIII

[ghosty]

yea

[Graeme S]

WWIII

Nope, that's gonna start with the arabs and the jews. North korea is gonna be a skirmish when they try and take shit over when nobody's looking and are gonna get massively pounded into the dirt.
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[Ulic Qel-Droma]

I bet he's net savvy.

if anyone on 4chan is asking funny questions like "what would you do with 2000 concubines?"
or "what would you do if you were given a country to rule?"

that might be him! LOL!

[TomBox_N]

Wow, i'm jealous of this guys mad pussies
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[Gumby]

Wow, i'm jealous of this guys mad pussies
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I'm sure he has a pretty posh lifestyle. Until there's a reason for the western world to come hunt your ass down (like Saddam Hussein). :D

[Culture_Vulture]

^ culture vulture.

your avatar

HUAT THE FUCK
haters gonna hate
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[TomBox_N]

I'm sure he has a pretty posh lifestyle. Until there's a reason for the western world to come hunt your ass down (like Saddam Hussein). :D

Saddam got his ass kicked cuz he's sitting on oil. There's no oil in N Korea, so I'm sure he's safe from the West as long as he doesn't go nuking everybody.
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[Death2Theft]

Well aside from the fact that they NK forces farmers to grow crops for drugs instead of food might piss the west off.

[Synarchist]

Iraq wasnt really about oil, it was Saddam switching to the Euro for trading oil, which caused the US dollar to lose value, hence the reason to kill him cuz he wasnt supposed to do that. (oil must and has to be traded in US dollars by OPEC countries, its what gives the fiat US currency value, hence the OPEC treaty.) the west pretty much control most of the oil in the world already, Canada being the largest supply of oil fields and we supply the US with 50% of their consumption. (yes even bigger than Saudi Arabia) second reason was to establish a military base to surround Iran, China and Russia for the coming resource and currency war. (this is the same reason for the wars like Vietnam, Korean, Gulf, cold, etc) this of course spawning a series of chain events.

the US will never touch NK until they are officially at war with China.

[El Dumbasso]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v332/dumbass/bestchin.png
Does MS Paint count?

[The_AK]

Makes me wonder, as a nation what has North Korea accomplished? I just find it funny how they have these huge parades and celebrations, and for what?

Would love to see more of this country.

[Groot]

Im laughing my fucking ass off at these pictures in the airport and people are staring at me LOL
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[PiuYi]

^if creating a 'pleasure brigade' isn't enough for you, you're demanding too much :lol

[Onassis]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D5yyWZ2Z6Ps

One can only wonder...

[darkfroggy]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D5yyWZ2Z6Ps

One can only wonder...

LOL that is so fucking stupid.

N. Korea will lose in like... one day if they attack South Korea. Probably half the army will desert when they reach S. Korea's borders.

[murmur]

Makes me wonder, as a nation what has North Korea accomplished? I just find it funny how they have these huge parades and celebrations, and for what?

Would love to see more of this country.

does the north korea national football team that played in the World Cup 2010 counts? :p

[BlacknJean]

NK wont have enough resources to build missiles and shit unless CHINA or RUSSIA helps them

[gars]

LOL that is so fucking stupid.

N. Korea will lose in like... one day if they attack South Korea. Probably half the army will desert when they reach S. Korea's borders.

at the same time.... all they need is the threat of being able to level Seoul. Nevermind nukes, Seoul can be leveled in a matter of minutes from the number of conventional weapons aimed at it right now. That's the scary part...

Yes, North Korea will lose a war, but at what cost?

[danizer]

"PLEASE!! Someone give Kim Jong Un a smile!"
http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash2/hs452.ash2/72516_10150300263660093_521375092_15304747_327019_ n.jpg

[asian_XL]

NK wont have enough resources to build missiles and shit unless CHINA or RUSSIA helps them

don't laugh, NK has more military population than SK. They don't need missiles to occupy SK, Kim just orders his 1 million active troops to march across the 38 line, then it's over.

read Korean War. It took NK less than 4 months to occupy 90% of SK back in 1950.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/e/eb/Korean_war_1950-1953.gif

btw, Russia and China are quite neutral nowaday. They will entertain with NK, but probably never going to support them like 50 years ago.

[darkfroggy]

'dont laugh, NK has more military population than SK. They don't need missiles to occupy SK, Kim just orders his 1 million active troops to march across the 38 line, then it's over.

read Korean War. It took NK less than 4 months to occupy 90% of SK back in 1950.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/e/eb/Korean_war_1950-1953.gif

btw, Russia and China are quite neutral nowaday. They will entertain with NK, but probably never going to support them like 50 years ago.

That was 50 years ago. There is no way North Korea will be able to march 1 million strong troops into South Korea. The border is HEAVILY contested, you will not be able to sneak in troops just like that.

Morale is also quite low for North Koreans, countless numbers of them have fled to the south.

North Korea moves in, it's over for them. South Korea has the technology and tactical superiority. Not to mention the backing of the world's most powerful state.

[Mananetwork]

What the fuck were they feeding him in the Army. Lay off the Patbingsu and go for a run!

[sobranie33]

very captions

[jstn86]

don't laugh, NK has more military population than SK. They don't need missiles to occupy SK, Kim just orders his 1 million active troops to march across the 38 line, then it's over.

read Korean War. It took NK less than 4 months to occupy 90% of SK back in 1950.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/e/eb/Korean_war_1950-1953.gif

btw, Russia and China are quite neutral nowaday. They will entertain with NK, but probably never going to support them like 50 years ago.

i think YOU should read on the korean war. although you did have some facts right, you only tell a small portion of the story

after the korean peninsula was split up (south to USA, north to soviet)
americans did not train and equip SK army at all. they had no intentions of unifying korea because it served as a good buffer zone to separate japan (and rest of asia) from the communist russia and china. just like how germany was split up to act as a buffer zone to block the eastern communist coutries.

whereas stalin had different intentions. as soon as he put kim il-sung in power, stalin and mao gave shit load of ships, tanks, guns, fighter planes to NK and trained troops for the eventual attack and forceful take over of SK.

that's why NK was able to easily outrun SK's defense like a piece of cake.

it's like a NFL football team against a middle school team. do you really think the middle schoolers stand a chance?

that's why they were able to occupy 90% of the korean peninsula in less than 4 months.

and guess what else happened? UN stepped in (mostly US army but lots of international forces) and drove them all the way back up to the chinese border.

and mao got pissed off that there were non communist power so close to the border that he ordered 1 million soldiers equipped with gongs and whistles to drive UN forces back down to where the 38th parallel now lies