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hkRicer
10-18-2010, 02:27 PM
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Ten Things Reviewers Didn't Tell You About The Honda CR-Z

Ten Things Reviewers Didn't Tell You About The Honda CR-ZWe've read reviews claiming the Honda CR-Z is neither a fast sports car nor a super efficient, fuel-sipping hybrid and yet is a fun car to drive. But what they didn't tell you will shock you! It will set your pants on fire and have you screaming for your mommy!

1.) The president of American Honda Motor Company thought the Honda CR-Z would be too confusing for the American consumer, which apparently it is. Is it a hybrid? Is it a sports car? WTF is it? After test driving it, I still don't know. But thankfully he did and placed an order for 15,000 of these curiously confusing cars.

2.) This hybrid sports car has the same type of suspension system that my Toyota Sienna had in it. Macpherson struts in the front and torsion beam suspension in the rear. In this respect, it is more minivan, I mean, it is more hybrid than sports car.

3.) Your insurance company thinks it's definitely a hybrid. Yes, in fact by buying this car, your insurance premium may actually go down.

4.) The Honda CR-Z's electric assist motor will last you as long as your battery has enough charge in it, which is about three hard accelerations. In fact, the Honda CR-Z service manual recommends that the technician rev the engine until the battery gauge is midway before releasing it back to the customer. It's my guess that they don't want to have the owner of the car wondering where all the umpht went.

5.) There is an exposed orange cable clearly visible under the Honda CR-Z, which you're not supposed to even look at or risk electric shock (and possibly electric death). You'd think if they'd thought you shouldn't touch it, that they'd hide it and not color it delicious orange. Orange, yum...

6.) After an accident (or sudden stop), you will need to replace the seat belt tensioners in your Honda CR-Z. You see, the seatbelts have a safety feature that removes any slack in the event of an abrupt stop (or crash). It is a use once thing. Sort of like a condom. You could possibly use it again, but it won't operate as designed and she may end up pregnant. I'd order a paternity test, but that's another story. Stop calling me, "daddy."

7.) HKS has a supercharger kit in the works for it. No, not Hong Kong Supermarket. They aren't the only tuner making aftermarket performance parts for the Honda CR-Z, but so is Mugen, Spoon, Noblesse and many others.

8.) The good news is that the Honda factory navigation is by Alpine. The bad news is that it's the same Alpine navigation unit found in most Hondas and Acuras since 2004. No, electronics is not like fine wine.

9.) Kids should never ride in it. The Honda CR-Z manual states this in so many placed that I stopped counting after ten. However, if you choose to ignore their recommendations, the manual describes how you should secure your child. I am thinking wrapped in bubble wrap and safely secured in the rear cargo area?

10.) Under normal operating conditions, "the battery gives off explosive hydrogen gas." I kid you not. That's a direct quote taken from the manual. However, in Honda's defense, I know many things that give off a flammable gas and I have never seen him explode or catch on fire... unintentionally.

OK, I obviously exaggerated. However, with all that said, most cars have skeletons in the closet. Read through their manuals and most of the stuff in there will scare the UPS out of you. After all, no manufacturer is going to market their product based on their WARNING and DANGER labels. Test drive the make and model you are looking at before coming to your own conclusion about a car.

After test driving the Honda CR-Z, I agree with most car reviewers that it'll put a smile on your face. In fact, I'll take one in white please.

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Shun Izaki
10-18-2010, 02:52 PM
6.) After an accident (or sudden stop), you will need to replace the seat belt tensioners in your Honda CR-Z. You see, the seatbelts have a safety feature that removes any slack in the event of an abrupt stop (or crash). It is a use once thing. Sort of like a condom. You could possibly use it again, but it won't operate as designed and she may end up pregnant. I'd order a paternity test, but that's another story. Stop calling me, "daddy."


pretty sure most newer cars have this... even the tensioner had to be replaced in my car from 2004...

Mugen EvOlutioN
10-18-2010, 03:58 PM
they forgot to add that its gutless, for a SPORTS car

ilvtofu
10-18-2010, 05:39 PM
Number 2 is pretty retarded

Have yet to test this car, if there was significant discount I would definitely be interested, HKS supercharger sounds great.
The style is kind of love it or hate it, I love it

jing
10-18-2010, 05:54 PM
IT COSTS $24,000 AND IT ONLY HAS 120HP

v.Rossi
10-18-2010, 06:01 PM
^ enough said, next car

satek
10-18-2010, 06:02 PM
It's a hybrid.

CanadaGoose
10-18-2010, 06:11 PM
Honda needs to stop making garbage like this and go back to creating things like the NSX

CanadaGoose
10-18-2010, 06:13 PM
Is this a sign of me getting old or something lol? Cars were better before...

The CR-Z is more appliance then automobile, no pride, no herritage, no soul...

vexor
10-18-2010, 07:56 PM
2 things from my pov

Diesel > Hybrid

and

every other sports car > CRZ

StylinRed
10-18-2010, 10:21 PM
if it was $15,000 maybe but they're charging a premium for it because it has that "hybrid" badge

Mugen EvOlutioN
10-19-2010, 07:13 AM
no one gives a fuck about hybrid, it drives like shit

spoon.ek9
10-19-2010, 07:15 AM
^ you never miss an opportunity to bash the hondas you hate huh? :lol

Mugen EvOlutioN
10-19-2010, 07:33 AM
sometimes... :p


hey i have plenty of love for Ek/DC2/DC5/s2000, TSX, nsx etc



:D

GabAlmighty
10-19-2010, 08:54 AM
Just strengthens my desire to go no newer than the 90's for my cars... Even that's pushing it.

wasabisashimi
10-19-2010, 09:57 AM
Honda has no creativity and been making shit ever since S2000, but I still don't find this CRZ bash humerous. Bottomline as mugen said, its gutless for 'sports car-ish' vehicle

spoon.ek9
10-19-2010, 10:14 AM
hey i have plenty of love for Ek

as long as it's not D16Y7, D16Y8, B16A, B16A1, B16A2 right? :p

Mugen EvOlutioN
10-19-2010, 11:26 AM
i actually loved B16a2 back in the days, just that 10 years later....its absolutely too slow and no torque. Still a happy revving motor tho.....

PMCR
10-19-2010, 11:36 AM
i actually loved B16a2 back in the days, just that 10 years later....its absolutely too slow and no torque. Still a happy revving motor tho.....

Not with spoon 4.8 final gear set

spoon flywheel

spoon LSD

and stage 2 clutch

</3

spoon.ek9
10-19-2010, 11:49 AM
i actually loved B16a2 back in the days, just that 10 years later....its absolutely too slow and no torque. Still a happy revving motor tho.....

i agree. that's why i'm changing blocks :D

Mugen EvOlutioN
10-19-2010, 12:02 PM
Not with spoon 4.8 final gear set

spoon flywheel

spoon LSD

and stage 2 clutch

</3


lol are you jonathan

604nguyen
10-19-2010, 02:45 PM
all car batteries give off hydrogen gas :D

PMCR
10-19-2010, 03:03 PM
lol are you jonathan

NO i drive a BLUE DC5 TYPE S WITH TYPE R SUSPENSIONS.

A LOT OF BODY ROLL BUT IT'S PERFECT GEOMETRY.

1exotic
10-19-2010, 10:12 PM
The best Japanese cars EVER are mainly from the 1990's and early 2000's

I hate how they try to create these small shitty eco boxes with zero power, fuck that shit motherfucker.

Lomac
10-19-2010, 11:51 PM
The best Japanese cars EVER are mainly from the 1990's and early 2000's

I hate how they try to create these small shitty eco boxes with zero power, fuck that shit motherfucker.

You do realize that the majority of Japanese vehicles have always been ecoboxes with minimal horsepower, no?

spoon.ek9
10-20-2010, 09:51 AM
^ that was also one of their major selling points when they were first introduced to north america.

Tapioca
10-20-2010, 09:57 AM
Is this a sign of me getting old or something lol? Cars were better before...

The CR-Z is more appliance then automobile, no pride, no herritage, no soul...

The problem is that enthusiasts are a very small, if not almost invisible, part of the overall car market.

The average car buyer does not car about performance - they care about reliability, looks, fuel economy, unnecessary features (bling) and brand/image. Morever, we in North America, have gotten much fatter and lazier over the last 20 years which is why cars with sporting intentions no longer sell. This is exemplified by the demise of manual transmissions (I don't care if a computer can shift quicker than I can - it's all about feel and control), the decline in engineering, feature creep, and weight gain.

Mugen EvOlutioN
10-20-2010, 10:04 AM
NO i drive a BLUE DC5 TYPE S WITH TYPE R SUSPENSIONS.

A LOT OF BODY ROLL BUT IT'S PERFECT GEOMETRY.

:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl: such an ass

bloodmack
10-20-2010, 11:48 AM
The problem is that enthusiasts are a very small, if not almost invisible, part of the overall car market.

The average car buyer does not car about performance - they care about reliability, looks, fuel economy, unnecessary features (bling) and brand/image. Morever, we in North America, have gotten much fatter and lazier over the last 20 years which is why cars with sporting intentions no longer sell. This is exemplified by the demise of manual transmissions (I don't care if a computer can shift quicker than I can - it's all about feel and control), the decline in engineering, feature creep, and weight gain.

Also these BS safety and emissions standards

Mr.Jay
10-20-2010, 02:24 PM
This car is so meh to me

cant wait until a tuner decided to rip out the engine and drop in a K

bloodmack
10-20-2010, 02:29 PM
This car is so meh to me

cant wait until a tuner decided to rip out the engine and drop in a K

can't wait for someone to rip out the engine and throw in a V8

optiblue
10-20-2010, 03:06 PM
The CR-Z is the only Honda car that's available with HID's from the factory. You'd think it could launch more than 3 times!

Y2K_o__o
10-20-2010, 11:15 PM
Is this a sign of me getting old or something lol? Cars were better before...

The CR-Z is more appliance then automobile, no pride, no herritage, no soul...

Nope you aren't getting old lol ... I believe 80% of the people would love the sports car made in the 90s.....

CRZ targets the wrong market :(
discontinue S2k :(
discontinue NSX :(

Honda sport car is rolling downhill :(

!LittleDragon
10-21-2010, 11:56 AM
Be happy that Honda even has a sporty car. Toyota went from 3 turbocharged RWD and AWD sports cars to zilch... nada... nothing...

gilly
10-21-2010, 12:04 PM
^ true. the only "sporty" car that toyota makes now is the corolla xrs which noone buys.

VK79
10-21-2010, 03:49 PM
^

Well they got the scion tc now which is somewhat quite sporty.... seem pretty popular in the US but these days 180hp is so bleah.... that might change when the launch the FT86 hopefully with the wrx's 265 2.5.