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How to Stalk 101: How to Become a Better Stalker
TOS'd
11-13-2010, 11:30 AM
What do you guys use to gain information about someone BEFORE meeting them?
I can only think of facebook.
And what techniques do you use when out in the real world in the vicinity of your prey?
PK-EK
11-13-2010, 11:32 AM
dark clothing always helps
I find a trench coat works best for me
location, location, location
down town core is one of my fave spots; there are lots of ppl to pick out, and then when you get them in a quiet alley. then BAM! thats when you hit!
TOS'd
11-13-2010, 11:35 AM
What is your take on sun glasses, PK-EK? I find although they do help from hiding the direction you are looking at, it does make it obvious you are creeping if you just stare at nothing.
I find having a partner working with you works best too. You can sit at a table across from each other and help spot each other, in case some people catch on.
PK-EK
11-13-2010, 11:36 AM
What do you guys use to gain information about someone BEFORE meeting them?
I can only think of facebook.
And what techniques do you use when out in the real world in the vicinity of your prey?
I find using a dummy acount to be very useful
make a dummy account, add all of your normal friends; add the girl you want to stalk and make it seem like your another person
get to know them using your dummy account, become their best friend
then when its about the climax. BAM!!! you hit her with some kind of jack ass move...
now its time to use your real account and make yourself look like the nice guy...
if you think nice guys finish last... your fucking wrong! :thumbsup:
PK-EK
11-13-2010, 11:39 AM
What is your take on sun glasses, PK-EK? I find although they do help from hiding the direction you are looking at, it does make it obvious you are creeping if you just stare at nothing.
I find having a partner working with you works best too. You can sit at a table across from each other and help spot each other, in case some people catch on.
I went to this really nifty spy store on Broadway and they sell these sunglasses that look like LV ones... (similar to the ones Peter Choa has) but they have a mirror on them. so you could possibly be walking infront of your target get looking them right in the face... Just watch out for light poles and other objects; Remember, always look in the direction you want to go in
murd0c
11-13-2010, 11:55 AM
isn't the whole point of going on a date is finding out the info by ASKING them? Whats the fun in stalking them. It's all about going in blind and having a challenge and seeing where it can go from there.
Don't let them see you masturbating furiously, that usually tips them off.
PK-EK
11-13-2010, 12:06 PM
isn't the whole point of going on a date is finding out the info by ASKING them? Whats the fun in stalking them. It's all about going in blind and having a challenge and seeing where it can go from there.
but why waste time and money on a date when you can pre-screen your victim first?
Stalking is a very good option for Asian Guys with low self-esteem that can't take rejection or awkward moments very well.
If you knew lots of information on your victim before you went on a date with them you can almost guarantee that there will be no awkward moments.
everything will go smoothy cuz its 100% premeditated; As long as you have a solid plan, everything will me Eh-OK!
LexiSauce
11-13-2010, 12:31 PM
aahhahahahhahaha
yohoho
11-13-2010, 12:35 PM
intense convo going on here
Greenstoner
11-13-2010, 12:45 PM
i see potential in this thread
insomniac
11-13-2010, 12:48 PM
http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lbbq5l0d101qc3wjlo1_500.png
b0unce. [?]
11-13-2010, 01:09 PM
I MASTURBATE TO YOUR FACEBOOK PICS
orange7
11-13-2010, 01:12 PM
pics of the chick that you want to stalk?
LexiSauce
11-13-2010, 01:18 PM
you should just ask people to msg that girl, ask her for her phone number
then google her phone number for her info then text her. oh and email her too
and put lots of :[ :[ :[ faces
hope that helps!
oh wait youve already tried all that
PK-EK
11-13-2010, 01:28 PM
you should just ask people to msg that girl, ask her for her phone number
then google her phone number for her info then text her. oh and email her too
and put lots of :[ :[ :[ faces
hope that helps!
oh wait youve already tried all that
That’s not always the best solution; I’ve used this technique a few times and it doesn’t always go smoothly and makes me work harder to try to turn it around.
I like to mix it up and do a combination of texting and Emailing
And then when I finally build up my confidence, I'll have short phone conversations with her.
But before you noobs get into all this advance stuff. Make sure u pick your target accordingly; you don't want one that is too out going or too shy. With stalking; you will find the perfect combination
Not really racist!
11-13-2010, 01:28 PM
LOL PE-EK, experienced stalker
LexiSauce
11-13-2010, 01:38 PM
That’s not always the best solution; I’ve used this technique a few times and it doesn’t always go smoothly and makes me work harder to try to turn it around.
I like to mix it up and do a combination of texting and Emailing
And then when I finally build up my confidence, I'll have short phone conversations with her.
But before you noobs get into all this advance stuff. Make sure u pick your target accordingly; you don't want one that is too out going or too shy. With stalking; you will find the perfect combination
LOLOLOL holy shit i was.. kidding?
i was just mocking him cause he did that to me
but um... thanks for the info? haha
liu13
11-13-2010, 01:41 PM
http://www.allenskillicorn.com/manymanyphotos/misc/useless%20without%20pics.jpg
lol PK-EK is so funny haha
TOS'd
11-13-2010, 04:42 PM
LOLOLOL holy shit i was.. kidding?
i was just mocking him cause he did that to me
but um... thanks for the info? haha
Hey its materialistic bitch, haven't talked to you in awhile.
JHatta
11-13-2010, 04:57 PM
this thread got more interesting.
LexiSauce
11-13-2010, 05:03 PM
Hey its materialistic bitch, haven't talked to you in awhile.
i didnt stop talking to you because you dont own an LFA, just fyi
PiuYi
11-13-2010, 06:18 PM
girl knows what a LFA is?
.... im slightly aroused.
raygunpk
11-13-2010, 06:26 PM
girl knows what a LFA is?
.... im slightly aroused.
i'm slightly aroused that you're slightly aroused
PiuYi
11-13-2010, 06:31 PM
looking at Bob Saget has made me fully aroused
moomooCow
11-13-2010, 07:30 PM
what is this I don’t even
i like where this thread is going
crazyazn
11-14-2010, 12:40 AM
i like where this thread is going
http://www.gearsandwidgets.com/external/wherethisthreadgoing.jpg
PK-EK
11-14-2010, 12:59 AM
Let me share a little bit of my past experiences with you guys.
During my Grade 12 year of high school, i found everything to be boring... I was set for graduation and I really didn't have anything to look forward to. It was Spring Break and I was bored out of my mind.
(I guess my passion for pre-screening people started; I needed a date for my grad dinner/dance)
Every night i would go to the local Blenz coffee house with my Good Friend James... he would be playing SC or outside smoking... and I would sit there on my laptop and go on Facebook
There were a bunch of cute Uni Girls at blenz studying for mid terms and whatnot. but being a Canadian Born Chinese male; I was the same as all of my other friends.... I had no balls to talk to girls.
so I would pre-screen these girls before i tried to talk to them, making sure everything would go smoothly.
A good technique that i picked up was the "over-the-shoulder-looking"
I would take a quick peek and their facebook profile; get their name and network. and the next day i would come back to blenz knowing every single detail of that girl.....
Facebook is a great tool!
So after it was all said and done, i finally grew my balls and started to talk to the girl after admiring her from a distance for 3 days straight
Our conversation starter was Farmville. then it escalated into owning pets, and then about family and morals.
we really hit it off; sparks were flying like it was some sort of VW cruise... and thats when I knew that I had a chance with her.
The rest is History.
but my point of the story is that you gotta be yourself!
you gotta do all your research before hand
and you gotta take it slow, don't rush things
:thumbsup:
PK-EK
Armind
11-14-2010, 01:21 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y8v2HRLs84Q
raygunpk
11-14-2010, 11:34 AM
Let me share a little bit of my past experiences with you guys.
During my Grade 12 year of high school, i found everything to be boring... I was set for graduation and I really didn't have anything to look forward to. It was Spring Break and I was bored out of my mind.
(I guess my passion for pre-screening people started; I needed a date for my grad dinner/dance)
Every night i would go to the local Blenz coffee house with my Good Friend James... he would be playing SC or outside smoking... and I would sit there on my laptop and go on Facebook
There were a bunch of cute Uni Girls at blenz studying for mid terms and whatnot. but being a Canadian Born Chinese male; I was the same as all of my other friends.... I had no balls to talk to girls.
so I would pre-screen these girls before i tried to talk to them, making sure everything would go smoothly.
A good technique that i picked up was the "over-the-shoulder-looking"
I would take a quick peek and their facebook profile; get their name and network. and the next day i would come back to blenz knowing every single detail of that girl.....
Facebook is a great tool!
So after it was all said and done, i finally grew my balls and started to talk to the girl after admiring her from a distance for 3 days straight
Our conversation starter was Farmville. then it escalated into owning pets, and then about family and morals.
we really hit it off; sparks were flying like it was some sort of VW cruise... and thats when I knew that I had a chance with her.
The rest is History.
but my point of the story is that you gotta be yourself!
you gotta do all your research before hand
and you gotta take it slow, don't rush things
:thumbsup:
PK-EK
did you marry her?
LexiSauce
11-14-2010, 01:58 PM
did you marry her?
lol fucker i was gonna ask that
FreakNasty
11-14-2010, 02:43 PM
i just follow them around and see where they go
hchang
11-14-2010, 02:48 PM
What the fuck TOS? :lol
I always knew you were a stalker.. but I wouldn't never thought you'd actually start a thread about it.
P.S. Why didn't you just PM me for help
darkfroggy
11-14-2010, 02:59 PM
Let me share a little bit of my past experiences with you guys.
During my Grade 12 year of high school, i found everything to be boring... I was set for graduation and I really didn't have anything to look forward to. It was Spring Break and I was bored out of my mind.
(I guess my passion for pre-screening people started; I needed a date for my grad dinner/dance)
Every night i would go to the local Blenz coffee house with my Good Friend James... he would be playing SC or outside smoking... and I would sit there on my laptop and go on Facebook
There were a bunch of cute Uni Girls at blenz studying for mid terms and whatnot. but being a Canadian Born Chinese male; I was the same as all of my other friends.... I had no balls to talk to girls.
so I would pre-screen these girls before i tried to talk to them, making sure everything would go smoothly.
A good technique that i picked up was the "over-the-shoulder-looking"
I would take a quick peek and their facebook profile; get their name and network. and the next day i would come back to blenz knowing every single detail of that girl.....
Facebook is a great tool!
So after it was all said and done, i finally grew my balls and started to talk to the girl after admiring her from a distance for 3 days straight
Our conversation starter was Farmville. then it escalated into owning pets, and then about family and morals.
we really hit it off; sparks were flying like it was some sort of VW cruise... and thats when I knew that I had a chance with her.
The rest is History.
but my point of the story is that you gotta be yourself!
you gotta do all your research before hand
and you gotta take it slow, don't rush things
:thumbsup:
PK-EK
What happens if her FaceBook profile is blocked to strangers?
hchang
11-14-2010, 03:02 PM
What happens if her FaceBook profile is blocked to strangers?
Easy.
Create a new fake Facebook account, then add her and send her a message saying that you think you met her a couple weeks back at a party.
She'll feel more comfortable if you have mutual friends... but that's up to you. You can add some of her friends at your discretion.
TOS'd
11-14-2010, 05:18 PM
did you marry her?lol fucker i was gonna ask that
Holy, get a room. Jeez.
What the fuck TOS? :lol
I always knew you were a stalker.. but I wouldn't never thought you'd actually start a thread about it.
P.S. Why didn't you just PM me for help
I created this to make a guideline and want your input. This thread should be stickied for future reference.
SpuGen
11-14-2010, 05:40 PM
I remember when TOS'd found me on facebook and knew everything about me within 5 minutes.
And I didn't even know who he was other than his first name.
Scary.
You scary asshole.
and wtf. You stalked a girl then talked to her? dude. That's creepy as fuck.
PK-EK
11-14-2010, 06:59 PM
I remember when TOS'd found me on facebook and knew everything about me within 5 minutes.
And I didn't even know who he was other than his first name.
Scary.
You scary asshole.
and wtf. You stalked a girl then talked to her? dude. That's creepy as fuck.
then I got into her pants; You were saying?
Nechako87
11-14-2010, 07:12 PM
TOS'd:
Listen to this song, just found it, and realized that it probably fits your thread.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HYs5QkAbEUQ
Mugen EvOlutioN
11-14-2010, 07:19 PM
i'm slightly aroused that you're slightly aroused
:rofl::rofl::rofl:
TOS'd
11-14-2010, 07:56 PM
TOS'd:
Listen to this song, just found it, and realized that it probably fits your thread.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HYs5QkAbEUQ
Verse 2 and 4 [=
Verse 2
Oh shit, she passed me on the boulevard
Ay, tell me is it stalking if I follow her all the way home without her knowing
Nah, nigga, I'm just curious where she stay at
Besides when I'm with her, this gon' be the spot we lay at
And maybe I'll just drive by occassionally
And if one day I happen to see her outside, she wave to me,
Imagine what she'll say to me: this ain't no time to be afraid no more
It's time for bravery
No matter if my homies think I'm crazy, it's
Verse 4
So I find out the nigga name, know exactly where he stayin'
Find out when he leave for work, hold up nigga, is you sane?
Imma follow in my car; Imma cut in front of his
Run him right into the wall, maybe even off the bridge
I give her a little time, then console her while she crying
She gon' take that as a sign; finally she will be mine
I'll be king, and she'll be queen when I hit her with ring
At the wedding, who gon' sing?
Berzerker
11-14-2010, 08:03 PM
My best stalking moment was seeing a girl at the World Arm Wrestling Championships last year.... I saw her.... I liked the way she looked and my friend and I were admiring her... assets. I had her on msn and facebook that night without ever knowing her name or talking to her. We're facebook friends now and talk all the time. When I she accepted me on facebook my friend that was with me was in utter awe and disbelief it was an awesome stalk.
Berz out.
yellowpower
11-14-2010, 08:19 PM
I don't stalk girls, usually i just run around japan try to blast my jizz in any cute girls' face. Usually they dont move so its almost a 100% success rate.
orange7
11-14-2010, 08:43 PM
just spent the past 40 mins stalking everyone on my facebook.
rofl.
I don't stalk girls, usually i just run around japan try to blast my jizz in any cute girls' face. Usually they dont move so its almost a 100% success rate.
now where is that vid... i swear i saw it on rs maybe a yr or 2 ago hahaha
somebody find it and post lol:rofl:
TOS'd
11-14-2010, 09:16 PM
now where is that vid... i swear i saw it on rs maybe a yr or 2 ago hahaha
somebody find it and post lol:rofl:
Please do not post a disgusting video anywhere in this thread. This is intended as a mature discussion.
LexiSauce
11-15-2010, 12:09 AM
saw this vid and immediately reminded me of this thread
Hate Weird Facebook Guys (Eminem Parody) - CollegeHumor video
SpuGen
11-15-2010, 12:12 AM
then I got into her pants; You were saying?
You stalked her for a few days and figured out her "life" before you even said Hi to her.
Why don't you go tell her that whole story, and see what she says. It's creepy as fuck.
Stop stalking. Just go say hi.
darkfroggy
11-15-2010, 12:19 AM
Only works if you have friends to stalk on. :(
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_mI8BYlP2-gY/TJLliVl3wmI/AAAAAAAAEiQ/HhoSCeBvFko/s1600/forever+alone+face.png
TOS'd
11-15-2010, 12:30 AM
^ Just add random girls on facebook.
hotjoint
11-15-2010, 07:16 AM
:lol
saychun
11-16-2010, 05:16 PM
really, saying hi works the best.
SpuGen
11-16-2010, 05:17 PM
Whoops.
drunkrussian
11-16-2010, 05:46 PM
Let me share a little bit of my past experiences with you guys.
During my Grade 12 year of high school, i found everything to be boring... I was set for graduation and I really didn't have anything to look forward to. It was Spring Break and I was bored out of my mind.
(I guess my passion for pre-screening people started; I needed a date for my grad dinner/dance)
Every night i would go to the local Blenz coffee house with my Good Friend James... he would be playing SC or outside smoking... and I would sit there on my laptop and go on Facebook
There were a bunch of cute Uni Girls at blenz studying for mid terms and whatnot. but being a Canadian Born Chinese male; I was the same as all of my other friends.... I had no balls to talk to girls.
so I would pre-screen these girls before i tried to talk to them, making sure everything would go smoothly.
A good technique that i picked up was the "over-the-shoulder-looking"
I would take a quick peek and their facebook profile; get their name and network. and the next day i would come back to blenz knowing every single detail of that girl.....
Facebook is a great tool!
So after it was all said and done, i finally grew my balls and started to talk to the girl after admiring her from a distance for 3 days straight
Our conversation starter was Farmville. then it escalated into owning pets, and then about family and morals.
we really hit it off; sparks were flying like it was some sort of VW cruise... and thats when I knew that I had a chance with her.
The rest is History.
but my point of the story is that you gotta be yourself!
you gotta do all your research before hand
and you gotta take it slow, don't rush things
:thumbsup:
PK-EK
i did some stalking and found out you went to cambie high school
PK-EK
11-16-2010, 07:14 PM
sorry kind sir, but you are incorrect.
Would you like to give it another shot?
hchang
11-16-2010, 08:08 PM
sorry kind sir, but you are incorrect.
Would you like to give it another shot?
You moved to Richmond from Calgary in the Summer of 2008, and live close to Maple Leaf Storage.
BAM.
Not really racist!
11-16-2010, 08:09 PM
^o shitt
the stalker just got stalked :troll:
drunkrussian
11-16-2010, 09:00 PM
DAMNIT I FAIL AT STALKING
What do you guys use to gain information about someone BEFORE meeting them?
I can only think of facebook.
And what techniques do you use when out in the real world in the vicinity of your prey?
If you had to ask, you've already failed at the task :lol
On that note please don't tell me you drive a v-dub and there's a possibility your name starts with a B.
TOS'd
11-16-2011, 12:44 AM
:fullofwin:
How to Follow a Person
Following someone can reveal their hidden behaviors, secret business partnerships and provide valuable information. Find out if your spouse is cheating on you or locate a criminal's safe house by learning to follow a person. Use discretion and carefully uncover necessary proof.
Difficulty: Challenging
Instructions
1. Do your homework about a person's activities before you set out to follow them. Talk to people who know the target. Get an idea of his or her schedule. Find out where the subject works and lives.
2. Stake out a location that the subject often frequents. Wait for them for as long as necessary when unaware of their movements, schedule and habitual hang-outs.
3. Blend into the crowd and maintain a low profile. Wear appropriate clothing for the place. Consider wearing a wig, dark glasses or fake facial hair to conceal your identity.
4. Stay a safe distance behind the subject. Be close enough to maintain eye contact at traffic lights or around corners. Keep your target in your sights at all times.
5. Hold your position when your target enters a building. Cautiously follow them inside when they are leading you to more answers. Identify someplace to hide quickly.
Tips & Warnings
- When following in a car, allow at least one car to come between you and your subject. Avoid doing things that will draw any attention to you.
- Don't rush into a building you did not expect them to enter, particularly if you think it does not relate to the information you are trying to gather.
How to Follow a Person | eHow.com (http://www.ehow.com/how_2083692_follow-person.html)
Sky_High
11-16-2011, 12:47 AM
:tosd: the fucking stalker...
He's next to none.
1exotic
11-16-2011, 12:50 AM
http://cdn.revscene.ca/forums/customavatars/avatar50171_79.gif
spideyv2
11-16-2011, 12:59 AM
And this is why TOS'D is the top contributor in the 'speak it out' thread
No offence brah
Yes offence
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RabidRat
11-16-2011, 03:57 AM
Hahaha this thread's hilarious.
Not sure if TOS'd serious though..
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