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11-18-2010, 03:08 PM
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| Drunk Thief Robs Duffins, Stabs Self
Drunk thief stabs himself during botched doughnut-store robbery
By Staff Reporter, The Province November 18, 2010
An inept, drunk thief who accidentally stabbed himself in the stomach is behind bars.
The 22-year-old Vancouver man allegedly tried to rob a Duffin’s Donuts store on the corner of East 41st Avenue and Knight Street early Thursday morning.
When Vancouver police arrived at the store just after 2 a.m., they found the would-be thief drunk and slumped over on the floor.
As officers moved to take the man into custody, they found a large butcher knife in his possession and noticed the man had a stab wound on his right abdomen.
It is believed the man fell on own knife in the middle of the robbery.
The man was treated in hospital for a few hours before being transferred to Vancouver Police Department jail, where he is facing a robbery charge.
© Copyright (c) The Province http://www.theprovince.com/news/Drun...587/story.html
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11-18-2010, 03:19 PM
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11-18-2010, 03:24 PM
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rofl what an idiot
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11-18-2010, 03:54 PM
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Originally Posted by November  the man had a stab wound on his right abdomen. | I didn't know we had two abdomens.
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11-18-2010, 04:55 PM
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11-18-2010, 04:58 PM
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well i'm glad duffins is safe. can't beat the fact i can order a vietnamese sub, and a cheeserburger at the same time. Not that I want to, but the option is there.
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11-18-2010, 06:08 PM
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WTF, dumbass or something. Out of all places, robbing duffins? What is there to steal, donuts? haha
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11-18-2010, 06:24 PM
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Cant say I like their food, or their price.
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11-18-2010, 07:33 PM
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11-18-2010, 07:49 PM
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Originally Posted by Euro7r WTF, dumbass or something. Out of all places, robbing duffins? What is there to steal, donuts? haha | Quote:
Originally Posted by T.H.C Cant say I like their food, or their price. | exactly. At least rob a classy joint like Krispy Kream
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11-18-2010, 07:54 PM
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11-18-2010, 07:57 PM
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Originally Posted by drunkrussian exactly. At least rob a classy joint like Krispy Kream | I'm pretty sure that Duffins on Knight/41st. makes waaaaay more than the lonely Krispy Kreme in Delta.
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11-18-2010, 08:51 PM
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should've stuck with the original.
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11-18-2010, 09:13 PM
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Originally Posted by Playyground well i'm glad duffins is safe. can't beat the fact i can order a vietnamese sub, and a cheeserburger at the same time. Not that I want to, but the option is there. | ... can order viet sub, cheeseburger, fried chicken, cambodian noodle soup, torta, doughnut, ice cream, bubble tea, AND coffee ... mmmmmmm, vietnamericanobianexicantalianaiwanese food!
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11-18-2010, 09:25 PM
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lawl, karma kick himself in the face
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11-18-2010, 09:31 PM
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Originally Posted by Playyground well i'm glad duffins is safe. can't beat the fact i can order a vietnamese sub, and a cheeserburger at the same time. Not that I want to, but the option is there. | Duffins is just pure genius of epic proportions. Bet they don't teach you that shit in marketing school.
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11-19-2010, 09:34 AM
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I wonder can they charge him with assualt or attempted murder on himself?
Or is he gonna be hospitalized under a suicide watch.
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