[Jermyzy]

http://ca.news.yahoo.com/s/afp/101126/oddities/spain_sun_offbeat
:rolleyes:

"MADRID (AFP) - After billions of years the Sun finally has an owner -- a woman from Spain's soggy region of Galicia said Friday she had registered the star at a local notary public as being her property.

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Angeles Duran, 49, told the online edition of daily El Mundo she took the step in September after reading about an American man who had registered himself as the owner of the moon and most planets in our Solar System.


There is an international agreement which states that no country may claim ownership of a planet or star, but it says nothing about individuals, she added.


"There was no snag, I backed my claim legally, I am not stupid, I know the law. I did it but anyone else could have done it, it simply occurred to me first."


The document issued by the notary public declares Duran to be the "owner of the Sun, a star of spectral type G2, located in the centre of the solar system, located at an average distance from Earth of about 149,600,000 kilometres".


Duran, who lives in the town of Salvaterra do Mino, said she now wants to slap a fee on everyone who uses the sun and give half of the proceeds to the Spanish government and 20 percent to the nation's pension fund.


She would dedicate another 10 percent to research, another 10 percent to ending world hunger -- and would keep the remaining 10 percent herself.


"It is time to start doing things the right way, if there is an idea for how to generate income and improve the economy and people's well-being, why not do it?" she asked."

[Mercy]

So much for solar energy, I guess its time to harness wind power!! :troll:
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[freakshow]

Can I sue her for causing skin cancer?

[dachinesedude]

the Spanish government sent her! time to collect more taxes

[ree666]

wtf...she better be enjoying that sun from the kitchen.

[unit]

this is newsworthy how?

[Greenstoner]

Can I sue her for causing skin cancer?

seriously, someone shoud sue her then. it will be epic

[Mugen EvOlutioN]

Can I sue her for causing skin cancer?
Only in America
:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

[Manic!]

So who's going to be the first to sue her for skin cancer? and what if I don't want to use it.

Let the lawsuits start flying.

[quasi]

Can I sue her for causing skin cancer?

LOL, that's money!

[J____]

is that even legal? I'm pretty sure you have to occupy a space in conjunction to claiming it as your own property. Good luck on that one..

[ilvtofu]

Quick! someone claim mars before they start sending people there.

[Manic!]

Quick! someone claim mars before they start sending people there.

Someones already claimed it.

[gloors]

Wtf!? Really now people claiming mars, moon, now the sun?

Now that would be hella funny if someone were to sue her for skin cancer lol
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[orange7]

also sue her for forest fires in the summer.

or build a snowman and sue her for melting your snowman

[MG1]

Wtf!? Really now people claiming mars, moon, now the sun?

Now that would be hella funny if someone were to sue her for skin cancer lol
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I call uranus......... always wanted to own it, LOL


owning it sounds better than wanting to explore it.......... haha

[Manic!]

This chick has killed more people than all the worlds wars combined.

[GDChoi]

This chick has killed more people than all the worlds wars combined.

Shes the worlds Hilter, everyones "jewing" her sun.



how does she claim tax for the kids who are home 24/7 playing blackops? who dont use sun

[Kaolinite]

can i call dibs on oxygen? so you all have to pay me for breathing =D

[ajax]

I'll take air please. Kaolinite I'll pay you royalties for oxygen.
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[tool001]

I call uranus.........

u forgot to pay last month's rent, better pay up or gtfo out of my galaxy

:grinno:

[The_AK]

So much for solar energy, I guess its time to harness wind power!! :troll:
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Oh yea? I'm going to register myself as the owner of clouds
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[MG1]

u forgot to pay last month's rent, better pay up or gtfo out of my galaxy

:grinno:

Oh yeah?????

Well, maybe I should get my great grandfather to evict you, since he owns the Universe.

[FerrariEnzo]

after ownership of the sun, i guess its possible to sue her, but not if you have skin cancer before her ownership

[Manic!]

after ownership of the sun, i guess its possible to sue her, but not if you have skin cancer before her ownership

But she's selling a product that's harmful. It should be pulled off the shelves.

[Alpine50]

can i call dibs on oxygen? so you all have to pay me for breathing =D

LOL
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[The_AK]

YOU'RE ALL STEALING MY AIR! STOP IT!
/starts to inhale and exhale more to harness more air

[Manic!]

I bet no one wants to claim the rights to methane.

[Phil@rise]

I bet no one wants to claim the rights to methane.

I will :blush:

[MindBomber]

I bet no one wants to claim the rights to methane.

Methane contains one of the highest levels of embodied energy of any harnessable gas outside of fossil fuels. I'll claim ownership to it, and when the world runs out of carbon based fuels, I'll be richer than Bill Gates! Gold plated Ferrari here I come!

[FerrariEnzo]

Can i claim Water! Fresh and Sea water!!!

[geeknerd]

who owns Earth? Its mine now bitches.

[Redlines_Daily]

lol, this thread is hilarious. Seriously though, why would the notary even waste time and money to entertain this woman. Claiming something doesnt make it yours if nobody else recognizes the ownership.

[Redlines_Daily]

Saturday, November 27, 2010
Al Gore sues Angeles Duran for Damages.

Hours after learning of Angeles Duran's claim of ownership of the Sun, former Vice President, Al Gore has filed a law suit against the woman for damages caused by global warming.

"I'm seriously considering adding Spain in our suit", Gore told reporters. "Duran will be collecting fees from users of solar energy and she says she'll be giving half the money to the Spanish government. She can't hide the money that easily."

At the press conference, one reporter pointed out to Gore that he had been claiming global warming was aggravated more by human activity rather than sunlight. "That was before the Sun had a clear-cut owner", Al said.

http://sorryalltheclevernamesaretaken.blogspot.com/2010/11/al-gore-sues-angeles-duran-for-damages.html

[hotjoint]

what a joke this is

[spoon.ek9]

hahaha i was going to suggest suing for global warming too. al gore ftw :thumbsup:

[J____]

hahaha i was going to suggest suing for global warming too. al gore ftw :thumbsup:

erm... global warming isnt caused by the sun.

[rJZx]

can i sue this bitch for giving my tv glare when im playing gt5?

[Vale46Rossi]

Saturday, November 27, 2010
Al Gore sues Angeles Duran for Damages.

Hours after learning of Angeles Duran's claim of ownership of the Sun, former Vice President, Al Gore has filed a law suit against the woman for damages caused by global warming.

"I'm seriously considering adding Spain in our suit", Gore told reporters. "Duran will be collecting fees from users of solar energy and she says she'll be giving half the money to the Spanish government. She can't hide the money that easily."

At the press conference, one reporter pointed out to Gore that he had been claiming global warming was aggravated more by human activity rather than sunlight. "That was before the Sun had a clear-cut owner", Al said.

http://sorryalltheclevernamesaretaken.blogspot.com/2010/11/al-gore-sues-angeles-duran-for-damages.html

Hahaahahahahahaha win

[spoon.ek9]

erm... global warming isnt caused by the sun.

read the above article, the sun itself might not be the cause but it is part of it :p