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Old 11-29-2010, 12:15 PM   #1
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Funny stuff buried in here. Just have to search a bit.

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Old 11-29-2010, 12:41 PM   #2
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this one takes the cake
12/9/2009 16 M Not stated PATIENT SHARPENED A BICYCLE NEEDLE & INJECTED AIR INTO PENIS, C/O DISCOMFORT WHEN HE TAKES A DEEP BREATH. DX - PUNCTURE-LT SCROTUM
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Old 11-29-2010, 12:45 PM   #3
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Some guy had a 7 inch dildo stuck in his rectum
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Old 11-29-2010, 12:48 PM   #4
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lol just search for "Penis"... Careful with zippers and toilet lids, guys, seems like those injuries are pretty common...

Something about Mary?
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13 YO MALE OUT SHOPPING AND GOT PANTS ZIPPER STUCK ON PENIS. DX FB PEN IS
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2YOF, REPORTS TO MOTHER 6YO HALF BROTHER PUT HIS FINGER INTO HER R ECTUM&HIS PENIS INTO HER MOUTH&BEEN POKING HER WITH PENCIL>>SEXUAL ABUS
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PT INSERTED SCREW INTO PENIS F.B#
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PT W/PENILE PAIN & SWELLING X2 DAYS, PLACED RUBBER BAND AROUND SCROTUM AS TOURNIQUET DEVICE W/SEXUAL ENCOUNTER X6 DAYS; PENIS PAIN
82 YEAR OLD?!??!?!!
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82YO WHITE MALE PUT INK PEN INTO PENIS DX URETHRAL TEAR, FOREIGN BODY INSERTION INTO PENIS
Fuckin' magnets, how do they work?
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PATIENT PLAYING WITH 2 HIGH POWER MAGNETS, CAUGHT ON PENIS STUCK TOGETH ER W/SKIN TRAPPED; FB REMOVED W/ABRASION
Apparnetly "pooping" is the medically correct technical term...
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PT FELL OFF THE TOILET WHILE POOPING AND GOT PENIS CAUGHT IN THE TOILET SEAT LACERATION PENIS
How?
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PT SUSTAINED PENIS FRACTURE WHEN LAMP BROKE ON IT.@
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TOILET SEAT DROPPED ON PATIENT'S PENIS, BLOOD OOZING FROM PENIS; GROSS HEMATURIA
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first thing i did was go in and searched "penis"

looks like i wasnt the only one lol
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18YOF, PASSED OUT IN SHOWER WITH FINGERS IN VAGINA, VAGINAL TRAUMA

39YOF PLAYING WITH A SMALL VIBRATOR,WHEN IT DISAPPEARED INTO HER VAGINA,COULD NOT GET IT OUT;GROIN PAIN,VIBRATOR NOT FOUND

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How do you LOSE an 8 inch vibrator in your rectum??! It's 8 inches!
And why on earth would someone insert a whole coat hanger in their ass?
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ROFL!! Omg this is gold!! I lol'd hard reading the vibrator thing hahah only americans..
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Old 11-29-2010, 03:20 PM   #9
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OH GOD

"61 YOM PT WAS USING A PENIS PUMP TO GET AN ERECTION AN NOTICED A RUPTUR ED VEIN ON HIS PENIS. HEMATOMA PENIS."
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PT STATES SHE INSERTED A TOOTHPASTE CAP WHILE HEARING VOICES. FB TO VAGINA*
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Old 11-29-2010, 04:48 PM   #11
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lol is this real...?
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Bme blog has alot more disturbing stuff with pictures.... Hahha some on is going to take this thread to nsfw
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Old 11-29-2010, 07:57 PM   #13
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12/30/2009 21 F White 21YOF FELL 4FT OFF STAIRS ONTO METAL BAR VAGINAL TRAUMA

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Old 11-29-2010, 08:26 PM   #15
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LOLOLOLOLO THAS TWISTEDDD DAM AMERICANS.. U BAD
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My friend working as a nurse at Richmond General told me an insanely gross story...

read it if you want...

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