[TekDragon]

Funny stuff buried in here. Just have to search a bit.

http://databases.sun-sentinel.com/news/health/ftlaudNEISS2010/ftlaudNEISS_list.php

[2 n r]

this one takes the cake
12/9/2009 16 M Not stated PATIENT SHARPENED A BICYCLE NEEDLE & INJECTED AIR INTO PENIS, C/O DISCOMFORT WHEN HE TAKES A DEEP BREATH. DX - PUNCTURE-LT SCROTUM

[Mercy]

Some guy had a 7 inch dildo stuck in his rectum
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[sonick]

lol just search for "Penis"... Careful with zippers and toilet lids, guys, seems like those injuries are pretty common...

Something about Mary?
13 YO MALE OUT SHOPPING AND GOT PANTS ZIPPER STUCK ON PENIS. DX FB PEN IS

ok this is disturbing
2YOF, REPORTS TO MOTHER 6YO HALF BROTHER PUT HIS FINGER INTO HER R ECTUM&HIS PENIS INTO HER MOUTH&BEEN POKING HER WITH PENCIL>>SEXUAL ABUS

WTF?!
PT INSERTED SCREW INTO PENIS F.B#
PT W/PENILE PAIN & SWELLING X2 DAYS, PLACED RUBBER BAND AROUND SCROTUM AS TOURNIQUET DEVICE W/SEXUAL ENCOUNTER X6 DAYS; PENIS PAIN

82 YEAR OLD?!??!?!!
82YO WHITE MALE PUT INK PEN INTO PENIS DX URETHRAL TEAR, FOREIGN BODY INSERTION INTO PENIS

Fuckin' magnets, how do they work?
PATIENT PLAYING WITH 2 HIGH POWER MAGNETS, CAUGHT ON PENIS STUCK TOGETH ER W/SKIN TRAPPED; FB REMOVED W/ABRASION

Apparnetly "pooping" is the medically correct technical term...
PT FELL OFF THE TOILET WHILE POOPING AND GOT PENIS CAUGHT IN THE TOILET SEAT LACERATION PENIS

How?
PT SUSTAINED PENIS FRACTURE WHEN LAMP BROKE ON IT.@

lol "gross"
TOILET SEAT DROPPED ON PATIENT'S PENIS, BLOOD OOZING FROM PENIS; GROSS HEMATURIA

[dachinesedude]

first thing i did was go in and searched "penis"

looks like i wasnt the only one lol

[Jegz]

18YOF, PASSED OUT IN SHOWER WITH FINGERS IN VAGINA, VAGINAL TRAUMA

39YOF PLAYING WITH A SMALL VIBRATOR,WHEN IT DISAPPEARED INTO HER VAGINA,COULD NOT GET IT OUT;GROIN PAIN,VIBRATOR NOT FOUND

LOL

[TheNewGirl]

How do you LOSE an 8 inch vibrator in your rectum??! It's 8 inches!
And why on earth would someone insert a whole coat hanger in their ass?

[gloors]

ROFL!! Omg this is gold!! I lol'd hard reading the vibrator thing hahah only americans..
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[R&R]

OH GOD

"61 YOM PT WAS USING A PENIS PUMP TO GET AN ERECTION AN NOTICED A RUPTUR ED VEIN ON HIS PENIS. HEMATOMA PENIS."

[Dentz]

PT STATES SHE INSERTED A TOOTHPASTE CAP WHILE HEARING VOICES. FB TO VAGINA*


LOL

[flagella]

lol is this real...?

[threezero]

Bme blog has alot more disturbing stuff with pictures.... Hahha some on is going to take this thread to nsfw
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[TheKingdom2000]

this is so hilarious!

[BrRsn]

12/30/2009 21 F White 21YOF FELL 4FT OFF STAIRS ONTO METAL BAR VAGINAL TRAUMA

LOL.

[dlo]

LOLOLOLOLO THAS TWISTEDDD DAM AMERICANS.. U BAD

[gars]

My friend working as a nurse at Richmond General told me an insanely gross story...

read it if you want...

She had a patient come into the Emergency Room.

This lady has a condition called a Distended Vagina - which basically means her Vagina cannot hold itself into place, and has a habit of falling out - basically flipping inside out and coming out. One way to hold it in, is to place and object into it. (I don't know if this is something prescribed, or just something she decided to do herself)

She found out that Potatoes are a perfect size to place in, because you can get different sizes and shapes, and they're relatively smooth. Does anybody know what happens when you place a potato in a dark, damp place? They start sprouting. Basically, the potato started sprouting into her vagina, and through the vaginal wall, and she couldn't get it out, so she had to come to the emergency...

I'm cringing while I'm typing this....