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12-10-2010, 09:03 PM
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lol, it's only a million guys. What was her mom thinking.. http://www.tmrzoo.com/2010/16897
Howard Stern: Jennifer is Selling Her Virginity at the Bunny Ranch for $1M by Steve Tomassetti November - 17 - 2010
Once again, Howard Stern had a girl on the air who was selling her virginity at the Bunny Ranch. We only know her as Jennifer and she was in the studio this morning, with her mother, announcing that her virginity was for sale for the (negotiable) price of… (queue Dr. Evil imitation) one million dollars.
If you are interested, along with the virginity comes a doctor’s certification that Jennifer has not had sex before and her hymen is completely in tact. Jennifer is accepting bid starting immediately.
Oddly enough, Jennifer’s mother was laying on the sales schtick even harder than her daughter, claiming no man has even seen her naked before, so that is an added bonus for the low, low cost of $1M. Howard asked the good questions, as always, and Jennifer did seem very virginal and innocent, but almost in an asexual way.
After the original interview, Cami Parker from the Bunny Ranch came in and told Howard she would remove Jennifer’s clothes whether she liked it or not. Howard rejected the proposal questioning the legality of the action. Cami then showed Jennifer how to give a good blow job on a big black dildo.
Cami was a “prize” in Howard’s “Bang my Dad” contest back in June. Below are a few pics of her at the time, but her boobs appear to be much bigger now as you can see in one of the pics. You can click any image below for the full-sized version. Cami is the blonde, virgin Jennifer is the brunette:
According to Howard, you can bid on Jennifer’s virginity at BunnyRanch.com. You can also see more of Cami and her new boobs there, as well as galleries of all of the other Bunny Ranch girls. Check out HowardTV.com to see when this episode will air on Howard’s On-Demand Cable channel. http://www.tmrzoo.com/2010/16897/jennifer-virgin-1 http://www.tmrzoo.com/2010/16897/jennifer-virgin-2 | 
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12-10-2010, 09:07 PM
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#2 | | HELP ME PLS!!!
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above average looking... couldnt afford 1 m tho
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12-10-2010, 09:08 PM
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One million dollars? Nope
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12-10-2010, 09:08 PM
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12-10-2010, 09:15 PM
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what a waste of money, lol, however, doesn't change the fact that we have some fucked up people in this world we live in that might genuinely be interested
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12-10-2010, 09:16 PM
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#6 | | Zombie Mod
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Her hands look funky. Maybe she can give good handjobs? Still not worth close to a million. Prospective buyers should start their bids LOW.
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12-10-2010, 09:17 PM
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#7 | | Fathered more RS members than anybody else. Who's your daddy?
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Why spend that kind of money when you can just join that cult........... Bountiful. Multiple wives. Virgins, JB's, whathaveyou.......... problem is it'd be hard to join if you're Asian. LOLOLOL
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12-10-2010, 09:36 PM
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#8 | | I only answer to my username, my real name is Irrelevant!
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you can still be a whore even though you're a virgin
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12-10-2010, 09:41 PM
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NO VIRGINS FOR ME EVER AGAIN.
not that there are many 20 year old virgins around worth porking.
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12-10-2010, 09:43 PM
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#10 | | Wanna have a threesome?
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The only person who might pay that is a Saudi Oil Sheik. Even then, rip off, average looking at best.
Also, I hate virgins. I wouldn't being will to take a girls virginity unless I was in a serious relationship with one, even then I would hardly look forward to it.
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12-10-2010, 09:44 PM
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#11 | | Rs has made me the woman i am today!
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Where is Redlines_Daily (Jeremy888).....
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12-10-2010, 09:46 PM
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#12 | | I *heart* Revscene.net very Muchie
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sell ur virginity
get surgery to restore your virginity
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profit
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12-10-2010, 09:52 PM
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#13 | | Hypa owned my ass at least once
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meh for 1 million you can get much better virgins than that. drop some cash on a lp640 vert, park in front of metro or some HS, profit  | |
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12-10-2010, 09:57 PM
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1 million dollars to break a seal? What kind of seal is this!!!! Blasphemy!!!!
Or it could be 1 million dollars for the "reconstruction" surgery she's getting before you "break" it again.
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12-10-2010, 10:02 PM
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#15 | | Rs has made me the man i am today!
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stupid.
for a million dollars, i hope the guy that buys her has a spiky dick or something.
virgins are only good on paper
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12-10-2010, 10:10 PM
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12-10-2010, 10:14 PM
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her mom sounds more fucked up
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12-10-2010, 10:19 PM
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#18 | | I contribute to threads in the offtopic forum
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Theres cheaper ones out there..go to boss club and give a chick an lv bag Posted via RS Mobile | |
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12-10-2010, 10:24 PM
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#19 | | Everyone wants a piece of R S...
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HMMMMmmmm....
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12-10-2010, 10:41 PM
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#20 | | Rs has made me the woman i am today!
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Originally Posted by StylinRed you can still be a whore even though you're a virgin |
how? aren't those girls just teases?
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12-10-2010, 10:45 PM
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#21 | | I answer every Emotion with an emoticon
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How the hell can she still be a virgin!!!
she doesnt look that bad, but definitely not 1mil worthy
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12-10-2010, 10:54 PM
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#22 | | To me, there is the Internet and there is RS
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virgin doesn't mean she hasn't blown a thousand dudes and jerked off a few hundred more
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12-10-2010, 11:08 PM
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#23 | | My homepage has been set to RS
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May the ugliest man with the poorest hygiene win.
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12-11-2010, 01:15 AM
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1m.. she wish
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12-11-2010, 01:39 AM
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#25 | | Even when im right, revscene.net is still right!
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