[El Bastardo]

This is a sister thread to the "Fucked up shit what makes you laugh NWS" thread

The things that are safe for work but don't deserve their own thread belong in here. This is for those of us who browse Revscene at work but don't want to get fired for doing so.

[Nechako87]

Bam, first post
http://sprott.physics.wisc.edu/pickover/pc/lifeexplained.jpg
http://features.cgsociety.org/newgallerycrits/g94/217794/217794_1263151854_large.jpg
http://earthweb.ess.washington.edu/bobholz/sas/thailand/please.dont.sit.on.crocodile.jpg
http://www.dumpaday.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/so-wrong-8.jpg
http://www.dumpaday.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/wrong-2.jpg
http://www.dumpaday.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/explain-21.jpg
http://www.dumpaday.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/f-3.jpg
http://www.dumpaday.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/funny-005.jpg
http://www.dumpaday.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/crazy-5.jpg
http://www.dumpaday.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/misc-111.jpg
http://www.dumpaday.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/fun-17.jpg
http://www.dumpaday.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/fun-121.jpg
http://www.babybacon.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/bacon-brothers.jpg

[El Bastardo]

http://www.icanhasinternets.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/permit.jpg

[El Bastardo]

Warning: This is incredibly nerdy

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JdxkVQy7QLM

[Tim Budong]

in regards to that
this came afterwards LOL

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5pidokakU4I

[insomniac]

I don't know where to post anymore lol.. I have a feelin there's gonna be an awful lot of reposts because there are two threads now
Posted via RS Mobile (http://www.revscene.net/forums/announcement.php?a=228)

[LiquidTurbo]

What kind of jobs do you guys have that would allow you to browse threads such as these openly?

[Nechako87]

http://static02.mediaite.com/geekosystem/uploads/2010/12/ftsg_girlfriendlaptop-550x550.jpg
http://vod01.netdna.com/vod/funnycravefiles.frsucrave/SesameStreetab080310.jpg

[drunkrussian]

http://www.icanhasinternets.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/permit.jpg

lol this guy's my hero for trying!

[El Bastardo]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=de3uzRiABNU

[murd0c]

http://img227.imageshack.us/img227/4650/1292874570.jpg (http://img227.imageshack.us/i/1292874570.jpg/)

[asian_XL]

What kind of jobs do you guys have that would allow you to browse threads such as these openly?

werd. I can't go on RS either, too many people put nws photos in their avatar

I use iphone to browse RS nowadays

[drunkrussian]

werd. I can't go on RS either, too many people put nws photos in their avatar

I use iphone to browse RS nowadays

u can turn off avatars in your user CP options. That's what i did for this very purpose ;-)

[El Bastardo]

Its very British...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kAG39jKi0lI

[Ikkaku]

^ had a really good laugh from that :lol

[wouwou]

What kind of jobs do you guys have that would allow you to browse threads such as these openly?

one of the few perks for being middle management

[asian_XL]

u can turn off avatars in your user CP options. That's what i did for this very purpose ;-)

WTF you can do that? :alone:

[CP.AR]

What kind of jobs do you guys have that would allow you to browse threads such as these openly?

I control the network/systems administrator lol

[BoostedEFHatch]

http://www.shooshshare.com/upload/2010-12-22/1293053607.jpg

[asian_XL]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YByF1KOQx1M

[gdoh]

yessss no more looking over my shoulder at work lol

[TheKingdom2000]

the dog pulling the tractor and killing that fish was awesome!

[asian_XL]

http://space.uwants.com/attachments/2010/05/08/1126423_2010050822561417yTh.gif

[BoostedEFHatch]

Heres a vid we made at work
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xi3sV3mW4n0

[Benz_05TSX]

^ hahahaa, funny if your boss sees it

[El Bastardo]

http://i.imgur.com/NChzu.jpg

[El Bastardo]

This is how the Heavy Rain intro shoulda gone down....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_56257iS77A

[ae101]

http://www.topstrange.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/Look-a-Little-Bit-Closer-3.jpg

http://www.topstrange.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/Look-a-Little-Bit-Closer-4.jpg

http://www.topstrange.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/Look-a-Little-Bit-Closer-5.jpg

http://www.topstrange.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/Look-a-Little-Bit-Closer-11.jpg

http://www.topstrange.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/Look-a-Little-Bit-Closer.jpg

http://www.topstrange.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/Look-a-Little-Bit-Closer-21.jpg

not sure if these are reposts or not

[Dragon-88]

Heres a vid we made at work
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xi3sV3mW4n0

private vid.

[El Bastardo]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=9eUzwJsFmmU

[Berzerker]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3H2FLRUtdmU

Berz out.

[El Bastardo]

Trolling the girlfriend

http://i.imgur.com/Iwhav.jpg

[insomniac]

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ldyrhgttGS1qcxcjfo1_500.jpg

[El Bastardo]

http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l7l5q9hPom1qz6o3lo1_500.jpg

[El Bastardo]

http://i.imgur.com/df85j.gif

[ToneCapone]

^hahah best fail of 2010. I keep thinking her head came off every time I see it.

[InvisibleSoul]

http://www.topstrange.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/Look-a-Little-Bit-Closer-11.jpg

Can someone explain this one? I'm not sure what we're supposed to see on the after...

[knight604]

Can someone explain this one? I'm not sure what we're supposed to see on the after...

Big Kernel head with a small stickman figure body?

[Kim Jong Un]

I see a drumstick.... fuck I want fried chicken.

[El Bastardo]

How to beat Tetris

http://i.imgur.com/u0cdB.gif

[NJMR]

some old funny stuff

[alex.w *//]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FmiS0RNNp28

[El Bastardo]

I had no idea what was going on until the very end

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gyUec-lv_jI

[hk20000]

http://i183.photobucket.com/albums/x312/SS5800Evader/ICE_Cube.jpg

[adambomb]

This is not a pic, a meme or anything like that. But it did make me lol. :lol

P. Diddy is being sued for $1 trillion.

Valerie Joyce Wilson Turks has filed a lawsuit against the hip-hop superstar accusing him of being behind the 2001 Sept. 11 terrorist attacks in New York and stealing a poker chip from her that was worth “100 zillions of dollars.”

The woman also claims she and Diddy – real name Sean Combs – once dated and the 41-year-old star is the father of her 23-year-old son, so wants $900 billion in child support while “loss of income” makes up the other $100 billion.

According to the Hollywood Reporter, Valerie accuses Diddy of sexually assaulting her children and breaking one of her child’s legs.

While a Los Angeles judge denied her request for a restraining order against Diddy, he did set a hearing for Monday.

© Copyright (c) The Province


Read more: http://www.theprovince.com/news/Trillion+dollar+lawsuit+claims+Diddy+behind/4187368/story.html#ixzz1CXoayBV4

[shenmecar]

what the hell was she on??

[El Bastardo]

http://regretfulmorning.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/ENIfJ.jpg

[El Bastardo]

http://i.imgur.com/ELLMO.jpg

[El Bastardo]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gb42TVLTJfk

Posted in honour of Revscene user drunkrussian

[Graeme S]

What kind of jobs do you guys have that would allow you to browse threads such as these openly?

Awesome ones.

[ds226]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BQRMvg5TAl8&feature=player_embedded

[Nightwalker]

Surfing NSFW is actually part of mine.

Edit: fucking newpaged

[raygunpk]

Put this in the NSFW section and it had a great response as you can see: http://www.revscene.net/forums/fucked-up-shit-t526241.html?p=7301269#post7301269

So I'll repost it here for everyone to enjoy

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BScrP-lW60E&feature=player_embedded

[DC5-S]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HalSJk03MWE

[dark0821]

http://ww1.sinaimg.cn/bmiddle/620626d0jw6dfjta0bdl7g.gif

[festiva_boy]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rB1d3xZIh_A

[FRStan]

So whats the best way for the car to slow down from vtec.

I have been down shifting, so for example i would hit vtec in 1st then 2nd vtec then shift to 3rd gear and let the rpm drop from maybe 4000 or 5000 rpm

or

would you hit vtec in 1st then hit vtec in 2nd then just let gas go and let rpm drop from the redline?

or is there another way to do it that is best for the car.

K

Some guy from a CSX forum :facepalm:

[El Bastardo]

http://static.someecards.com/someecards/images/feed_assets/4d8fb4d41546e.jpg

[dark0821]

^ shit LOL what a read...

[Drk]

You should be able to fail then because some of this stuff is ridiculous.

[ak1to]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=edavGZ4UoIU&feature=channel_video_title

[El Bastardo]

Remember in 1999 when Star Wars: The Phantom Menace came out and Jake Lloyd was blowing up everywhere?
The kid had been in Apollo 11 and Jingle All The Way which were relatively big movies with huge stars (Tom Hanks, Arnold Schwarzenegger) of the day. Man. This kid went on to voice all of the Star Wars video games and seemed unstoppable.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DEmgio0VV1E



He grew up to be a bitter asshole.


The guy works for about a year when hes 9 years old on a movie that will provide him with money for the rest of his life thanks to merchandising and he can't even be bothered to give an interview where he doesn't come off like a pithy prick.

[lol]

lol what a douchebag

[Soundy]

Blu-Ray player:

http://www2.moltenimage.com/photos/blueray.png

[El Bastardo]

Coming out gay is harder than coming out black

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EMMrd6D1vjA

[Timpo]

http://pds.exblog.jp/pds/1/200511/16/31/a0065931_2031351.jpg

[dogeatcookie]

http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_liuutgeqzI1qzmowao1_500.jpg
http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lit07xDPOp1qzmowao1_500.jpg

[FerrariEnzo]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=edavGZ4UoIU&feature=channel_video_title

haha this one is funny..

Can I Touch Your Cawk!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S3cI9U_uav4&feature=relmfu

[El Bastardo]

This guy is an MMA fighter

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nDOPNLzEFH0
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=35hCo_grAqw

http://i.imgur.com/nXXAy.gif

Also,

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kszpm_IX-4U


You don't see Rashad Evans doing this

[iEatClams]

^^ was one of my favorites back in the day.

awesome montage, love the KFC buckethead:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NJYSY8EHd0w&feature=related

[El Bastardo]

http://i.imgur.com/d1usd.jpg

[sonick]

^ I chuckled.

[RacePace]

http://i.imgur.com/4Bvfx.png
http://i.imgur.com/FKem4.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/Q557B.png
http://i.imgur.com/SUdBq.png
http://i.imgur.com/Fci8e.png

[RacePace]

http://i.imgur.com/gX6bb.png

[El Bastardo]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HjGrHBpfqCo

[El Bastardo]

http://chickswithstevebuscemeyes.tumblr.com/

[rien]

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lg8nzv8fEY1qgh99jo1_500.jpg

[Nightwalker]

http://img-fotki.yandex.ru/get/5209/pohozhi.90/0_69820_c48aa78d_XL.jpg

[El Bastardo]

http://i.imgur.com/VP3KU.jpg

[El Bastardo]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZAkdmsgkWoE&feature=channel_video_title

[TheKingdom2000]

http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lk8opkuWPO1qzqvm2o1_500.jpg

[RacePace]

http://i.imgur.com/DrSMY.jpg

[ilvtofu]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5L1tr0PIx20&feature=player_embedded

Gary Busey x James Woods x Richard Simmons wtfbbq >.<

[LP700-4]

http://farm6.static.flickr.com/5105/5671312376_9171aa4461_b.jpg

[El Bastardo]

What does Fei Jai mean?

http://i.imgur.com/TYIYx.jpg

[Culverin]

@ cleaning the rims.

I lol'd at the irony of that post being thanked by mr. clean.

:fullofwin:

[TheKingdom2000]

I didn't want to make a new thread for this, but does anyone know what the english name of the version called? I know the chorus, but I can't put my finger on it.

start at 0:57
TIA


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FdbTBO4mYwI&feature=fvwrel

[TheKingdom2000]

What does Fei Jai mean?


fat boy

[El Bastardo]

http://i.imgur.com/kgOvV.jpg


You wanna understand your bitch?

[El Bastardo]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=JhlfT-x6Ys0

[van_city23]

not sure if this has been posted in another thread but it gives me a good laugh every time i see it...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yTwZpym2Umk

[seakrait]

not sure if this has been posted in another thread but it gives me a good laugh every time i see it...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yTwZpym2Umk

hahahhahahaha!!! :D

[Soundy]

http://d3uwin5q170wpc.cloudfront.net/photo/120024_700b.jpg

[Soundy]

What does Fei Jai mean?


http://www.revscene.net/forums/showpost.php?p=6380232&postcount=3078

[PornMaster]

I didn't want to make a new thread for this, but does anyone know what the english name of the version called? I know the chorus, but I can't put my finger on it.

start at 0:57
TIA


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FdbTBO4mYwI&feature=fvwrel

gummy bears

[CP.AR]

http://www.revscene.net/forums/showpost.php?p=6380232&postcount=3078

that's fei ji dude...
that's canker sore lol

[dark0821]

http://fmn.rrimg.com/fmn047/20101122/2300/p_large_nCyB_64f60007e3725c40.jpg

[sonick]

Saw this at 7-11 one drunken night

http://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash2/40714_622008484013_116202530_36454372_5999811_n.jp g

[mb_]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mutSWGeSzWc

[RacePace]

http://i.min.us/iIYe.png

[El Bastardo]

http://cdn1.matadornetwork.com/blogs/4/2011/06/ep3gv.jpg

[El Bastardo]

http://i.imgur.com/3s33g.gif

[ruthless]

http://i.imgur.com/WuXqv.jpg

[Qmx323]

http://i.imgur.com/3s33g.gif





http://webservice.imagesauce.net/image/613284/400x.jpg

[minoru_tanaka]

What kind of jobs do you guys have that would allow you to browse threads such as these openly?

doesn't matter what job, eventually you get there through hard work

[gdoh]

http://i.imgur.com/WuXqv.jpg

those are whine bottles :troll:

[El Bastardo]

HAHAHAHAH

[asahai69]

lol wut?

edit. k. that dudes post is gone rendering my post completely useless. lol

[Manic!]

http://i136.photobucket.com/albums/q189/juliocamposjr/fotosdasemana20.jpg

[ae101]

as i was looking for a free shelves on cl

FREE: Japanese blow up doll (New West)

Date: 2011-07-12, 12:25PM PDT
Reply to: see below [Errors when replying to ads?]

FREE japanese blow up doll. Survived the earthquake so very sturdy. Used only one time. Must sanitize hands first before cuming over to PU. Call anytime 604 521 9444.

Location: New West
FREE: Japanese blow up doll (http://vancouver.en.craigslist.ca/bnc/zip/2490657693.html)

Recycling for Implants :) (langley)

Date: 2011-07-12, 12:24PM PDT
Reply to: sale-9sv8j-2490655479@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]

Hi ....

i'm a stay at home mom .. lookin to pick up your empties.. make it a Bottle Drive for Implants..

and ill Pick up your Pennies.. Make it a Penny Drive for Implants!...

and any other donations with be accepted for implants! :)

its not for a charity, but its for a good cause!.. helping a little lady get some implants!

so if your up for helping out a mom get some Implants...

give me a shout! :)

i can pick up in the langley area.. and langley/Surrey Border area.. and Langley/Aldergrove area!..

you are more than welcome to drop off any empties.. pennies or other donations for the cause!..

Everything will go into a Savings account!..

and when i reach my goal.. i will contact the Jeff O`Neil Radio Station in Van and get them to announce my success!

I told them 2 yrs ago i was set out to get Implants.. and they told me to contact them when i reached my goal!..

so do you think you can help out for a good cause!?

*yes i have a job :) thnx for askin .. it doesnt pay much in $$ value! its called being a mom! * and its 24/7*
*and i may hold an after Party where* yes * you may get a Preview of them!* (hands free) eyes only :)

Location: langley
Recycling for Implants :) (http://vancouver.en.craigslist.ca/rds/zip/2490655479.html)

[ilvtofu]

http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lnmjmlXhRA1qb2gmto1_500.png
http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lnklpf8QqS1qbow88o1_400.jpg

[tiger_handheld]

http://static.someecards.com/someecards/images/feed_assets/4e019d09cc23e.jpg

[LP700-4]

http://farm7.static.flickr.com/6029/5935602303_4790cc5095_b.jpg

[El Bastardo]

"How to troll people on a dating site"

(This post is long as hell so its in spoilers so it doesn't fuck over your viewing. Also, I'm pretty sure you'll get points if you quote all of the images without spoiler tags so don't troll Revscene. Also, it looks like the second picture in the series is missing. I duno, its not on the source site.)



http://i.imgur.com/FPQZd.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/rlT3K.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/KXrD4.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/Xg3TM.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/PvQxK.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/68hJF.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/6Y3Ll.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/UOhPS.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/bvkqh.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/wimOg.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/hQipo.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/k4U99.jpg
http://www.failpix.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/20110602-042619.jpg
http://www.failpix.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/20110602-042613.jpg
http://www.failpix.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/20110602-042738.jpg
http://img11.hostingpics.net/pics/357209s2.png
http://img11.hostingpics.net/pics/255042e2.png
http://img11.hostingpics.net/pics/889802n2.png
http://img11.hostingpics.net/pics/360668k2.png
http://img11.hostingpics.net/pics/539096l2.png
http://img11.hostingpics.net/pics/889025c3.png
http://img11.hostingpics.net/pics/283485f2.png
http://img1.imagilive.com/0611/323727r2.png
http://img11.hostingpics.net/pics/920827c2.png

[RacePace]

A very different kind of POF trolling

http://i220.photobucket.com/albums/dd221/jlf02/1l4n2smqvy_143079027.jpg

Drunkninja - So there was this one time, feeling defeat as the dregs of society, completely be leagured by such creatures, constantly messaging me, fighting for my attention; I was spent, but then I came along a heavenly blessed beauty such as yourself. How could I have been bestowed with such an honor? You have quite the indefatigable cadence that is apparent through your words, along with your beauty. I was quite enraptured as the pangs of lust flowed freely throughout my loins. I would love to take you on a hot Denny's date and let you order the grand slam breakfest. I would so do that for you.....

Fatty - thats the most bullsh*tmessage ive gotten on this site. but haha thanks?

Drunkninja - It may be. Okay, lets cut the BS: how about you and I lube up eachothers private parts and go at it like wild apes with rabies.

Fatty - Hahaha

Drunkninja - So I take it that is a yes? I am quite the skilled lover. I am quite skilled in the areas of endurance. I can make you purr like a wolverine.

Fatty - How does hahahaha means yes?

Drunkninja - Come on baby. I will make you moan like Chewbaccas retarded cousin.

Fatty - That made my day thank youuu

Drunkninja - I want to wrap you in a fur coat, bend you over, and shout sexually explicit obscenities in your ear, all in the native Wookie language, while railing you until I explode inside of you and my semen starts to drip down your thighs.

Fatty - Woww you are something else!

Drunkninja - I will do vile things to your ovarian castle as I send my seminal warlords to establish of reign of absolute tyranny throughout your fertile crescent, all while thrusting away with voracious aplomb. So in the end, you will bow to me my little fuzzy Wookie friend. You will take it, you will enjoy it, you will coo, and you will make that stupid little sound that Wookies make while I send my battering ram to smash through your vaginal castle gates. Your levees will break as you orgasm all over my erect manhood. Then after that, we can cuddle while watching Law and Order re-runs. How does that sound?


Moar:
Ultimate Broski Redux - The Ninja Returns - Bodybuilding.com Forums (http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=133581641)

[Presto]

http://d30opm7hsgivgh.cloudfront.net/upload/245713362_IcOCC4CT_c.jpg

[TheKingdom2000]

Breakdancing gorilla with Everyday I'm Shufflin' - YouTube

Thought this was pretty awesome

[sonick]

http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/2118636_460s_v1.jpg

[FerrariEnzo]

https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-snc7/420801_10150564354062085_700032084_9259797_2104395 431_n.jpg

[Presto]

How to drink water, inefficiently:
Cat Shower 2 (Woody Style, very funny and cute)

[murd0c]

My cat actually does that as well, only when its little drips tho not when its going that hard.

[Presto]

Shinkuu Hadouken!!

http://hackedirl.files.wordpress.com/2012/03/epic-win-photos-well-timed-win1.jpg

[mrclean604]

Dogs Match Music Notes Perfectly - YouTube

[Presto]

Skate 3 - Bloopers

First 48 Skate 3 videos - YouTube!

[CL typeS]

http://a5.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc7/429013_347856381927159_236124369767028_1033343_793 880255_n.jpg

[Presto]

JoJo & Buddy - YouTube

[El Bastardo]

We had a good laugh about this guy in chat.

RSVMilleR Sex, Bodybuilding, Working Out, Health & Fitn (http://www.pof.com/viewprofile.aspx?profile_id=35955269.htm)



Before you read my profile I would simply like to state a fact... I am NOT an ***hole. I am simply straight forward in what I want and I don't like beating around the bush. So, when you read my profile take that into consideration.

I was born and raised in Portland, Oregon and honestly the only reason I'm still here is because I'd miss my family if I moved. I currently live in my own place in Beaverton on Murray Hill. I would really like to meet someone special who would like to move in with me and live happily ever after. I work from home owning my own business as a professional web designer and graphic designer. I am very successful with my business and it is something I am truly grateful for.

I tend to fall extremely fast and extremely hard, so it would also be nice to meet someone who not only understands that but is the same way as well. I'm sick and tired of 'dating'. I hate going on one bad date after another only to start all over again. All I want is someone who will go on a date with me and from the first date spend every single day and night with me from there on and just be inseparable together. I want someone who wants to move in together, settle down, and not be with anyone else, just each other. I don't want to go on dates with hundreds of girls, I just want to settle down with that one special someone and delete this stupid profile once and for all.

I am a firm believer that both men and women have 'roles' in this world. I do not like the whole modern day 'independent woman' mentality because personally I don't want to be an 'independent man', I want a woman by my side and wouldn't have it any other way. I understand the need to have a job, especially when you're single and do not have a combined income. However, if I am dating someone I do not think they need to be working all the time or paying for everything, as that is my job as the man of the house. I am only putting this out here in the open because I am so tired of dating these independent women who want to be treated exactly like a man. I want a women who is feminine, not a woman who wants to act and be treated like a man. A woman who wants a real man to take care of her. Face it, men and women are both different and we both have different roles. If you disagree with me on this do not bother wasting your time contacting me.

Health and fitness are by far my biggest hobby and a huge part of my life. I have been bodybuilding for the past 8 years now and I have made amazing accomplishments in regards to my progress and physique. I live a very healthy and active lifestyle and I love eating healthy and working out. I am looking for a girl who also likes to take care of herself and someone who as my girlfriend would go to the gym with me every day that I go and not be afraid to lift weights with me as well. I'm not going to post pictures on here of me shirtless or flexing because that is just a douche bag thing to do. I will tell you that I am in extremely good shape though and I am a very big and muscular guy at 220 Lbs. If you don't like built guys I suggest you look elsewhere. I don't expect any girl to be in as good of shape as I am, however, I do want to date someone who at least takes care of themselves.

My other hobby is sport bikes. I am a huge fan of Italian motorcycles, namely Aprilia. I currently own an Aprilia RSV Mille R, and let me tell you, this thing is easily the most fun and amazing bike I've ever owned. I believe I have 1 of only 5 Milles in the entire state of Oregon! I ride almost every single day and I also love racing my bike at track days as well. Nothing is more exciting to me than dragging my knee through those corners!

I grew up rebuilding motors, fixing cars, motorcycles, etc. There isn't anything I can't fix. Give me a broken car or motorcycle and I'll fix it even if the entire motor has to be rebuilt. That goes for household stuff as well. I can do anything from installing a toilet to putting in new floor. I grew up fixing and building computers as well so electronics are not a problem either. You name it and I can fix it, literally!

I'm probably the only guy (especially around here) you'll ever meet who does not drink (not even on occasion), smoke, or do drugs. I also am not the kind of guy who goes to bars, parties, or clubs. Personally I don't see how spending tons of money on alcohol, getting wasted, and then waking up the next morning feeling like crap can be any fun at all. I'm not religious at all, these are just personal choices I've made.

I come from a very good family and had a wonderful childhood and upbringing. My family is the most amazing family in the world and I care for them very much (especially my mother). I can tell you for a fact that love and family are the most important things in life to me.

DEAL BREAKERS

1) If you drink alcohol (even if it's just a glass of wine on occasion)
2) If you smoke or do drugs
3) If you go out to clubs or bars
4) If you have friends who are guys. I don't have a single friend who is a girl, period. So obviously I don't want to date any girl who has friends that are guys, period! I don't want you to drop your guy friends for me, I am just looking for a girl who doesn't have guy friends to begin with.
5) If you're still in school. I'm almost 29 years old so I prefer not to date anyone who is still in college. I have nothing against school but I'm ready to settle down and I'd like to be with someone who is past that point in their life.
6) If you have kids (I don't want kids, I'm just putting it out there as to not get anyone's hopes up)

I will not make ANY exceptions whatsoever for any of these deal breakers, if you message me and you don't meet them, I'll simply delete your email.

DISCLAIMER: Of course I come with a disclaimer! I very much enjoy sex (especially when it's with someone I love) and I consider myself very adventurous and kinky in the bedroom. I feel that an amazing sex life is part of the foundation for a lasting relationship. I HAVE A HUGE FETISH FOR DOUBLE PENETRATION OR 'DP' for short (if you don't know what it is, don't ask). It's also worth noting that DP obviously involves anal sex so you'd have to be into that as well. If you don't absolutely love and fantasize about DP (almost to the point where sometimes it's all you think about when it comes to sex), or you're prude, boring, or vanilla in the bedroom, I promise I am not the guy for you. I realize this is very blunt and forward of me to put out there, and probably even makes me come across as an ass, but honestly, I am tired of getting stuck in relationships with really boring sex, that's all. I want someone who has the same fetish as me!

First Date
My perfect first date would be to meet a girl who would come over and hangout with me but bring an 'overnight' bag in the process. From the moment we first meet it would be love at first sight. She would stay the night and we would cuddle together all night long getting lost in each others eyes. It basically ends up with us moving in together! You can call me crazy, call me insane, call me whatever you want! But I know this is exists because I've had it before. If it's not your cup of tea move on to the next guy because I don't want to waste my time or yours!

I want to meet a girl who like myself, lives and breathes true romance and passion, literally. I want someone who will shower me with affection and attention just as I will do for her. I want a girl who has the kind of uncontrollable passion flowing through her body that will just make her want to hold my hand, hug me, kiss me, and cuddle with me everywhere we go. I want someone who can look me in the eyes and spill their entire heart to me just like something you'd see out of a movie. That is the way I am and I want someone who is that way in return.

It would be amazing to have someone who sends me sweet little text messages while they're away, and calls me every chance they get. Someone who would promise to fall asleep every single night in my arms with her head lightly pressed against my chest as I gently run my fingers through her hair and kiss her forehead while I softly whisper sweet things in her ear and tell her how much I love her until she falls asleep in my arms where she belongs.

Every morning we would wake up, shower together, and do everything together including going to the gym, grocery shopping, etc. We'd plan the perfect wedding (hopefully on a beach in Maui!) and she'd do sweet things like cook for us in the kitchen so I could sneak up behind her, wrap my arms around her waist, pull her body closely against mine and trace soft little kisses from her shoulder blade up to her neck and then to her ear where I would whisper how much I love her and how much she means to me as I kiss the side of her neck and hold her so close from behind.

We would hold hands everywhere we went (even in the car!) and give each other endless amounts of PDA and affection. I would choose her over my friends because to me she would be my best friend and more. I would need her like I need air to breathe. She would be my entire world, my everything. I would love her with all of my heart and give her enough love to last 10 lifetimes. I want a girl who will ALWAYS make me a first priority and never leave me to spend a night alone by myself.

I want someone who will not only be the love of my life and my soulmate, I want someone who will also be my best friend as well. I want to be with someone who is passionate, affectionate, loving, and romantic. From the moment we first meet we won't spend a single night apart (yep, that includes the first date).

[El Bastardo]

http://i.imgur.com/bbOLQ.jpg

[Gumby]

Creative Dad Takes Crazy Photos Of Daughters | Bored Panda (http://www.boredpanda.com/creative-kids-photography-jason-lee/)

[civiccer]

http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e341/candygirl78/ATT00025.jpg
The dork is delicious, not too sure about the barboo...

http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e341/candygirl78/ATT00024.jpg

Should be in front of half the hotels in town.

http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e341/candygirl78/ATT00023.jpg
Compact but not very smooth...

http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e341/candygirl78/ATT00022.jpg
No break dancing!

http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e341/candygirl78/ATT00021.jpg

If there's one thing we don't need help with...

http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e341/candygirl78/ATT00020.jpg
They should open shop here!

http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e341/candygirl78/ATT00019.jpg
Weird, because horsebeans sound delicious.

http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e341/candygirl78/ATT00018.jpg
I wouldn't tickle this one

http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e341/candygirl78/ATT00017.jpg
Starbucks should be very afraid!

http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e341/candygirl78/ATT00016.jpg
Just off camera, another sign with the same thing points to the left

http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e341/candygirl78/ATT00015.jpg
To plastic bag abuse, Canada says NO!

http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e341/candygirl78/ATT00014.jpg

It would be once you start chewing on it

http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e341/candygirl78/ATT00013.jpg

Much tastier than the grown up variety..


http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e341/candygirl78/ATT00012.jpg
Look up and down the aisle twice before proceeding...



http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e341/candygirl78/ATT00011.jpg
Good to know

http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e341/candygirl78/ATT00010.jpg
Go over there to die, please. Thank you.



http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e341/candygirl78/ATT00009.jpg
You ain't gonna find it there, I assure you

http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e341/candygirl78/ATT00008.jpg
Sounds better than canned water doesn't it?

http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e341/candygirl78/ATT00007.jpg
A seperate entrance for Hos why didn't I think of that...

http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e341/candygirl78/ATT00006.jpg

Now we know what duck sauce is.
http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e341/candygirl78/ATT00005-1.jpg
Great with flied lice

http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e341/candygirl78/ATT00004-1.jpg
Here, crippie, take my seat

http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e341/candygirl78/ATT00003-1.jpg
What ever you do, don't blench & reach...

http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e341/candygirl78/ATT00002-1.jpg
But taste like cat

http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e341/candygirl78/ATT00001-1.jpg
Which is one step up from just lovely

[i-VTEC]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=skLSBFJoac8

[El Bastardo]

http://i.imgur.com/8hmSq.jpg

[El Bastardo]

Chop Chop - YouTube

[ForeverYours]

Birthday Sucks - Birthday Sex Jeremih Parody / Cover - YouTube

[Manic!]

http://ictmncdn1.tgpstage1.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/WhiteBabiesComic.jpg

[Bahhbeehhaaaa]

:fullofwin::fullofwin: fast forward to 0:47
Worlds fastest reader? AMAZINGLY FAST - VERY IMPRESSIVE - YouTube

[Groot]

^wao its like im fast fowarding the show because her voice is so annoying loooool

[Presto]

How to shoplift a case of beer:
BAM!! Insane shoplifting Epic! - YouTube

[murd0c]

I enjoy how she has to spit on it first lol

[koukimonst3r]

Haha damn that was slick

[Presto]

TED
Charlie Todd: The shared experience of absurdity

Charlie Todd: The shared experience of absurdity - YouTube

My favorite was the subway one @ 9:00. That really made me smile.

[Presto]

SUPER MoonWalking (original) - YouTube

[Lomac]

Need to watch the whole thing. :rofl:

How Not to Enter a Parking Garage - YouTube

[Presto]

OMG... related video:
Woman Destroys Own Car Parking - YouTube

[FerrariEnzo]

https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-snc7/599313_406992762680048_476449627_n.jpg

[shenmecar]

http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y225/xTeddieZx/f6413786.jpg

from an actual episode

[XplicitLuder]

http://a8.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/165927_389121474485753_1319547166_n.jpg

:werd: lol

[Gumby]

HAND SKILLS GAME - YouTube

[nlo]

HAHA I gotta try that on my friends

[FerrariEnzo]

^^ make sure they didnt watch this video first...

[AW607]

not sure if late

Brain Surgeon - That Mitchell & Webb Look , Series 3 - BBC Two - YouTube

and to you guys who have trouble with women

Mitchell and Webb - What Women Want.mpg - YouTube

[Presto]

http://s3.amazonaws.com/theoatmeal-img/comics/state_web_spring/yahoo.jpg

[LP700-4]

^ http://i1.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/006/216/7nTnr.png

Yahoo FB apps pfft :fuckthatshit:

[Ron_Swanson]

http://www.geeksofdoom.com/GoD/img/2012/07/2012-07-06-batman_spiderman_infographic-533x3109.jpg

[Nightwalker]

I just took this pic last night. I found this gem while cleaning old keepsakes out of my room lol

http://i47.tinypic.com/2rmmid4.jpg

[Presto]

How to not sing your national anthem

11-Year Old Harper Gruzins' Horrible Rendition Of The National Anthem. The Worst Ever? - YouTube

reminded me of this:
Maya Rudolph -- National Anthem - YouTube

[gdoh]

lol dont they listen to them before they sing??

[Presto]

I stumbled upon an old RS thread, and it still gave me great laughs:
http://www.revscene.net/forums/576604-%5Bconfidential%5D-addicted-finger-guns.html

[Presto]

Anne Geddes: Beneath the Diaper - YouTube
"I didn't realize she would be so casual, on set?"

[AzNightmare]

2012 | Bo-Taoshi | Japanese Pole Toppling Game (CRAZY)(MUST WATCH) - YouTube


This is an amazing, chaotic and dangerous game that has been played in Japan for around 50 years! 75 defenders hold up a pole against 75 attackers. For the defenders to win the pole must not tip above 30 degrees for 3 seconds in a 2 or 3 minute time period.


Don't know if this is just badass or HILARIOUS!
Takes about 40 sec before it gets crazy though.

[Presto]

Commissioning of the High Expansion Foam Fire Suppression System

Fast forward to 1:00:
Aircraft Hangar Foam Fire Suppression Test - Prince George.wmv - YouTube

[Presto]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BrtloCOmPWI
Fast Forward to 0:35, and find out what's slowing down traffic.

:fulloffuck:

[Presto]

Real Street Fighter Wannabe - YouTube

[ToneCapone]

http://i.qkme.me/3r7p6n.jpg
http://i.qkme.me/3r7uta.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/LkKVL.jpg
http://imgur.com/auOHf.jpg
http://i.qkme.me/3r7vht.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/9gRHq.png
http://imgur.com/4f8Uy.jpg
http://i.qkme.me/3r7vbu.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/sDy9e.gif
http://i.minus.com/iBbEvs36Bh8Mb.gif
http://i.imgur.com/28ogI.gif

http://i.imgur.com/vGGLK.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/OT2KS.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/BIb1h.jpg

[ts14]

http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/5533019_700b.jpg

:lawl:

[sonick]

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbvxt2BOF31qdlh1io1_500.gif

http://i.imgur.com/pZy9X.gif

[Presto]

Possessed toaster!

HAUNTED TOASTER - YouTube

[bloodmack]

The Big Bang Theory Flash mob! - YouTube
http://youtu.be/z-j_ah0OZes

[Gumby]

No joke - I saw this unfold at the San Diego Zoo back in October:

Edit: Ok just to be safe, I'll use the spoiler tag. It's a tortoise mounting another tortoise...

http://www.majhost.com/gallery/Bryan/revscene/tortoise.jpg

[asian_XL]

No joke, I bet your boss at work would like to see turtle having sex on your screen

[Presto]

My friend posted this observation on Facebook:
This person sitting by me on the train is on their laptop working in excel. They have their phone out, which they are using to manually do calculations of values in the sheet, then entering the answers back into Excel.

:lawl:
:facepalm:

[Presto]

Two guys listen to dubstep while they pack up an apartment.

Key & Peele: Dubstep - YouTube

[Presto]

For children of the 80s, Alicia Keys covers the Gummi Bears theme on Jimmy Fallon:

Alicia Keys Sings "Gummi Bears" Theme Song (Jimmy Fallon) - YouTube

[Presto]

Kickboxer vs Marine
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UxRKGiXoMb4

That reminded me of the Temple of Doom where Indy just whips out his gun and ends the fight with one shot

[Simplex123]

Not sure if this is posted already but here we go

https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-snc7/395151_468408873225190_1798324345_n.jpg

[dinosaur]

ONLY the green dragon!

14657

[GLOW]

Not sure if this is posted already but here we go

https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-snc7/395151_468408873225190_1798324345_n.jpg

saw this one on my friend's fb a while back

http://sphotos-f.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/18297_10152294597645545_1049133604_n.jpg

[El Bastardo]

http://i.imgur.com/iuKMonqh.jpg

[Gridlock]

The First Honest Cable Company - YouTube

Bad language if you work at a convent.

[rslater]

saw this one on my friend's fb a while back

http://sphotos-f.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/18297_10152294597645545_1049133604_n.jpg

This is such a stupid meme. Harper came to his concert for the photo op while he was rehearsing. I hate the kid, but what would you expect him to do. It's like if the queen came to watch you drywall a building and asked you for a photo.
Posted via RS Mobile

[Presto]

This dentist may want to screw you

[shenmecar]

i saw that in Richmond too. lol
Posted via RS Mobile

[Presto]

Not really funny, but it's odd! It's a symphony of theremins (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Theremin).

"Symphony No.9, Boogie" by Matryomin ensemble "Da" - YouTube

[Presto]

gang fight! knocked out! - YouTube

[Presto]

http://i.imgur.com/lkWFHkU.gif
Animal Crossing mayor gets revenge on Tom Nook

[Presto]

No car, no house [English Subtitles] - YouTube

[Acura604]

for you 'Dark Knight Rises' viewers... *spoilers for those that didn't watch it*

but at 1:00 mark - the 'tickle' comment was hilarious and I had tears in my eyes as I was laughing so hard.

Everything Wrong With The Dark Knight Rises In 3 Minutes Or Less - YouTube

[Lomac]

So this came with my ride-on lawn mower:

https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/556377_10153086802195080_1905982895_n.jpg

Do not mow babies?

[Presto]

Point at all the things! - Battlefield 4 Music Video - YouTube

[dinosaur]

Stephen Colbert - Get Lucky - Full version - YouTube

[Manic!]

CGI Animated Short HD: "Brain Divided" by Josiah Haworth, Joon Shik Song and Joon Soo Song - YouTube

[Presto]

Quadruple Take Masterclass - YouTube

[Acura604]

....twerk fail.. although I kinda enjoyed it at the beginning.

http://youtu.be/CddMD3QqTFs

[TatsuyaKataoka]

This sketch comedian from Japan is hilarious...I thought about making a separate post but then I realized I'd be pulling a Timpo:

Jinnai Tomonori-Peddlers - YouTube

Jinnai Tomonori-Brain Training Game - YouTube

Jinnai Tomonori-Parrot - YouTube

Jinnai Tomonori-Presents from Mother - YouTube

Jinnai Tomonori Crane Game - YouTube

Jinnai Tomonori-ATM - YouTube

NetaJin - Jinnai Tomonori - Memories (Eng sub) - YouTube

Jinnai Tomonori-Front Door Security Camera - YouTube

[Presto]

Friendzone averted. :victory:

The love of Tan Hong Ming - YouTube

[Presto]

http://img.gawkerassets.com/img/191hg6f4dc2zsgif/original.gif

[Presto]

Rebel rocket attack - YouTube

:fulloffuck:

[SoulCrusher]

Subscribed
Posted via RS Mobile

[BillyBishop]

No joke - I saw this unfold at the San Diego Zoo back in October:

Edit: Ok just to be safe, I'll use the spoiler tag. It's a tortoise mounting another tortoise...

http://www.majhost.com/gallery/Bryan/revscene/tortoise.jpg


Singapore Zoo in September, these ones are massive.

Spoilered as well

18841

[Presto]

Mongolian Throat Singing
Mongolian Throat Singing Khuumei (Khoomei) " Mt. KHARKHIRAA" (Techno) - YouTube

[Presto]

Welcome to Kitty City - YouTube

[ae101]

http://s3-ec.buzzfed.com/static/2013-11/enhanced/webdr03/14/15/enhanced-buzz-12455-1384459269-9.jpg

[fliptuner]

http://rockmymonkey.com/storage/2012/stupidcrap/BabyCageMatch.jpg?__SQUARESPACE_CACHEVERSION=13479 17304035

[Manic!]

Made me laugh.

Want laptop value? Know what to look for. - Bing Videos (http://www.bing.com/videos/watch/video/want-laptop-value-know-what-to-look-for/1vqpxn19t?from=sharepermalink&src=v5%253ashare%253asharepermalink%253a)

[Ulic Qel-Droma]

http://www.thepaperwall.com/wallpapers/humor/big/big_863f6bf2fc8f88079b939c27a4d816feeab1cfd8.jpg
http://www.thepaperwall.com/wallpaper.php?view=863f6bf2fc8f88079b939c27a4d816f eeab1cfd8
lol xzibit top right

[Presto]

Laundry day - YouTube

:nyan:

[Presto]

Saw this at the dollar tonight. Had a good laugh :D

[Presto]

Farming Simulator $$~gangsta lyf~$$ - YouTube

[Manic!]

Here voice is really annoying but:

Americana come Chile Habanero - Black girl eat Chile Habanero HD - YouTube

[Presto]

EDIT: image got removed. Here's a video of two women that have been friends for 94 years. They are asked their opinoins on various things like selfies, and Justin Beiber:
100 Year Old BFFs - YouTube

[AzNightmare]

PEEING ON PEOPLE PRANK - YouTube


:lawl: :lawl: :lawl:

[rsx]

it's a bit too staged. ^

[Presto]

Rambo: Last Blood (http://www.javidpower.com/lastblood/)
It's a funny flash game where you guide Rambo to Valhalla while atoning for all the ninjas he has killed.

[Presto]

"Playing Diablo with someone way better than me"
http://i.imgur.com/UuedhQX.gif

[Presto]

Gilbert Gottfried Voices Our Favorite Games - YouTube

Gilbert Gottfried performs voices from some of our favorite games.

[HKS PWR]

".....that's like the best app, ever!"

AMAZING STREET HACK - YouTube

[kunoman1]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YN8WRNkrYLI

[Presto]

'Owlman' prank on visitors to an abandoned hospital:
Terrifying Owlman stalks visitors at abandoned hospital. - YouTube

[StanleyR]

is there some movie with this "owl man" in it?

[Presto]

GLaDOS explains fusion and fission:

Fusion vs. Fission - YouTube

[Soundy]

https://scontent-a-sea.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpa1/t1.0-9/10336734_10154316417305235_4203741168898729027_n.j pg

[Presto]

Intense. Funny.

The Owl Whisperer - YouTube

[Presto]

The latest accessory for hipsters:

http://i77.photobucket.com/albums/j45/prestox/45f1fe44-6583-4387-8aa2-b3dd80ad7c11_zps042b7728.jpg

[Soundy]

https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=10152706962675223

[Presto]

Cosplay of the day

http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--tR_Qh_eG--/m1maaqxsosubvyfvtnr7.jpg




http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--XcC2TVxH--/c_fit,fl_progressive,q_80,w_636/wegidxd4obqj7my3dhg4.jpg

[Presto]

Drunk wife tells a joke. Animation by husband.
"Two Chips" / An Animated Short on Vimeo

[Presto]

PSA: Be More Dog

O2 - Be more dog - YouTube

[Presto]

Man cuts off van to confront driver. Spongebob and friends get out, and lay the smackdown on man.

Eff you up, vodka-soaked man

[Presto]

Experience the power of a bookbook? - YouTube

[Gucci Mane]

might as well post this in here too.

Spoiled rotten - YouTube

i burst out laughing @ 1:40

[Presto]

Live action DuckTales Intro:

DuckTales Theme Song With Real Ducks - YouTube

[Presto]

One of the best parts of the Spongbob Movie. Goofy Goober ROCK.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VeNxh5t5dHg#t=80

[Presto]

http://i.imgur.com/VQq8l6t.gif


"I'm free! I'm free!"
....
:fuuuuu:

[Presto]

I'm going through my 'old' photos, and found this photo of an unintentionally geeky license plate:

[fliptuner]

WORLDS BEST Motorcycle Popping Locking and Dropping it, at a Stop light - YouTube

[Kidnapman]

The Speed Dating Challenge - SOCIAL DISORDER - YouTube

Never laughed this hard in awhile.

[Presto]

Hacker Typer (http://hackertyper.com/)

Pretend you're hacking. Just mash keys randomly to output code!

[Dragon-88]

Hacker Typer (http://hackertyper.com/)

Pretend you're hacking. Just mash keys randomly to output code!


Thanks, I work IT and needed something to make it look like I'm working instead of being on RS all day.

[Presto]

I thought I was on drugs when I first watched this. The music. The dancing. The clothing. The freeze frames. I had to look it up to make sure it was real, and not some comedy thing like Elektonik Supersonik.

This Aerobic Video Wins Everything (480p Extended) - YouTube

[Manic!]

I thought I was on drugs when I first watched this. The music. The dancing. The clothing. The freeze frames. I had to look it up to make sure it was real, and not some comedy thing like Elektonik Supersonik.

This Aerobic Video Wins Everything (480p Extended) - YouTube (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TIfAkOBMf5A)

It still happens.

The Association of National Aerobic Championships (http://www.sportaerobics-nac.com/)

FISAF WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP BELGRADE 2013 - BeneÅ¡ová, ZahradnÃ$Ä�ková, Volfová - YouTube

[Manic!]

This is friken ridiculous: Infomercials - Too Many Cooks [adult swim] - YouTube

[Presto]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W2kHXf7mSD8

[Presto]

I think this is the right thread for this. Guy gets a alternator tatoo'd on his arm, and thinks it's a turbo.

http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/bnizshgaljn4ubasbomu.png

[Presto]

Just saw this commercial on TV and got a good laugh and a dose of nostalgia
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A8A0EGnhvfI

[Presto]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fx0Bkdz3VCk

[Presto]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OK34L4-qaDQ

[Presto]

http://1.media.dorkly.cvcdn.com/77/18/34c0bc0de73adacdb375aec9f14976db.jpg

[murd0c]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hq2jVB9OGRo

[Phil@rise]

only a crazy cat guy..... can I have my 20 seconds back

[Presto]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7WZPysRdP8A