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Jgresch
02-01-2011, 09:37 AM
So there's this kid in my cmpt 120 class... who always sits close to me. I think he's pretty smart, but is seriously the biggest fucking distraction in class.

Class last week- Sits in seat beside me, with a full box of oreo cookies, eats entire box in about 20 minute, licks plastic dry then leaves class.

No vid for that one because he was on my right and it was too hard. Here is a pic though.
http://i574.photobucket.com/albums/ss188/Jgreschner/cmpt120-1.jpg

Then yesterday, he decides to eat half his fucking binder, literally eat. I couldn't time the vid right to see half the front of the binder missing, but he chewed through the plastic and ate away at most of the cardboard.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=53CsEx-FsC8

Now eating the broken off pieces of cardboard
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2X3v1k138vM

He then spits excess stuff onto the ground in front of him, I snapped a pic after he left.
http://i574.photobucket.com/albums/ss188/Jgreschner/cmpt120.jpg


I do not know this guy, he's not a friend that I told to act funny in class.

/rant

Xeph820
02-01-2011, 09:53 AM
lmao wow...

bbbj
02-01-2011, 09:55 AM
Lol what room # and time... I will come and have a look hahah

hotjoint
02-01-2011, 09:56 AM
wtf

TRDood
02-01-2011, 10:18 AM
He looks a little... Mental?
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FI-Z33
02-01-2011, 11:33 AM
room & time :D

roflwaffle604
02-01-2011, 11:34 AM
LOL wtf

Jsunu
02-01-2011, 11:37 AM
Doesn't the teacher mention anything, espcially after eating a fucking binder?!!?

Watch, he probably will get straight A's

bbbj
02-01-2011, 12:03 PM
LOL hahaha theres no way the prof doesn't notice.. it looks like you guys are sitting right at the front.. and in the first vid it looks like the guy was answering one of the profs questions while he had the binder in his mouth...

Jgresch
02-01-2011, 12:25 PM
The prof has noticed but doesn't say anything. And yes he stopped to answer a question then carried on right after. I dunno room #, but mon wed fri at 2:30, revyouup prob knows room.
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Ikkaku
02-01-2011, 12:31 PM
looks like the shitty bottom floor lecture hall in the education building

guddagudd
02-01-2011, 12:55 PM
WTF, that's actually retarded. And he spits the remains onto the floor? what a piece of shit haha

Zyzz
02-01-2011, 01:32 PM
u guys never watched Doreamon?

u eat the notes so u can get straight A's

u noobs

CHOWMEINZ
02-01-2011, 01:40 PM
hahaha im in this class. I always see this guy

Groot
02-01-2011, 01:49 PM
thats some fucked up shit lol reminds me of this guy in my elementary school. he ate paper in class and it got to the point where the teacher didnt care and asked him to join the talent show performing him eating paper ahahaha

dachinesedude
02-01-2011, 02:49 PM
that looks like EDB7618

if its cmpt 120, then its on mon wed fri 2:30-3:20

Purely
02-01-2011, 04:25 PM
u guys never watched Doreamon?

u eat the notes so u can get straight A's

u noobs

HAHA wasn't it like... you use bread to copy the notes, and then eat it.. then after you will memorize the notes!?

BrRsn
02-01-2011, 05:58 PM
7618 education building I think? I know where it is, its all the way down the education building on the bottom floor.

Those clipboards are like $8! Idiot! eat cheap binders jeez
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noholo
02-01-2011, 07:56 PM
ARE YOU KIDDING ME? LOLLL But hey, eating binder instead of taking notes = straight A's? Hmm....

And foreal, binders aint cheap!

ilvtofu
02-01-2011, 08:21 PM
7618 education building I think? I know where it is, its all the way down the education building on the bottom floor.

Those clipboards are like $8! Idiot! eat cheap binders jeez
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you obviously don't know gourmet :fullofwin:

The_Situation
02-01-2011, 08:57 PM
Potential Hall of fame thread.

RevYouUp
02-01-2011, 09:22 PM
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO that shit is wackk

br2
02-01-2011, 11:12 PM
lol ive been watching this guy too

Jgresch
02-01-2011, 11:15 PM
lol wtf theres so many RSers in this class :s

mas604
02-01-2011, 11:30 PM
looks like he's trying to get his daily fibre

roflwaffle604
02-01-2011, 11:36 PM
lol i have a friend in that class. unfortunately i've already taken 120. i would love to see this guy in action haha

FRStan
02-02-2011, 05:00 AM
that's pretty disgusting lol. Om nom nom

RevYouUp
02-02-2011, 07:14 AM
wth happened to my post?!
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BrRsn
02-02-2011, 09:11 AM
you obviously don't know gourmet :fullofwin:

Surely it is the caviar of binders

Jgresch
02-02-2011, 10:14 PM
I dunno if anyone here actually tried to show up to this class today :s but it was cancelled so nothign fun happened.

Splmash
02-02-2011, 10:35 PM
eating your binder might still be better than the food on that campus

flagella
02-08-2011, 01:55 AM
well at least he isn't mental enough to start shooting people.

busdriverman
02-08-2011, 03:03 AM
this kid is fucked up man

MrGoodbar
02-08-2011, 08:19 AM
when i was still going to SFU people there are too fucking comfortable with themselves. the 9000 level (yes OVER 9000) lecture halls are where some of the most heinous activities go on. Some dude in his flip flops takes them off and scratches his feet on the concrete steps. Other times you see people eating yogurt and they don't even finish eating half of it and dump it on the ground with yogurt still inside.

Concrete should be grey and all those black spots and shit you see all over the ground is either gum or rotten food that one one ever cleaned up. Give this school another 40 years i swear the ground is going to have a nice layer of decade-old food.

achiam
02-08-2011, 10:22 AM
Pica (pronounced /ˈpaɪkə/ PY-kə) is a medical disorder characterized by an appetite for substances largely non-nutritive (e.g. metal, clay, coal, soil, feces, chalk, pens and pencils, paper, batteries, spoons, toothbrushes, soap, mucus, ash, gum, etc.[1]) or an abnormal appetite for food ingredients (e.g. flour, raw potato, raw rice, starch, ice cubes, salt).[2] For these actions to be considered pica, they must persist for more than one month at an age where eating such objects is considered developmentally inappropriate. The condition's name comes from the Latin word for magpie, a bird that is reputed to eat almost anything.[3] Pica is seen in all ages, particularly in pregnant women, small children, and those with developmental disabilities.
Pica is more common in women and children.[4] Pica in children (usually only in young children or children with autism or another mental or developmental disorder) may be dangerous. Children eating painted plaster containing lead may suffer brain damage from lead poisoning. There is a similar risk from eating dirt near roads that existed prior to the phaseout of tetra-ethyl lead in gasoline (in some countries) or prior to the cessation of the use of contaminated oil (either used, or containing toxic PCBs or dioxin) to settle dust. In addition to poisoning, there is also a much greater risk of gastro-intestinal obstruction or tearing in the stomach.[citation needed] This is also true in animals. Another risk of dirt-eating is the possible ingestion of animal feces and accompanying parasites. Pica can also be found in animals, and is most commonly found in dogs.

wikipedia/pica


As a medical reference, a lot of such odd cravings are due to systemic blood imbalances -- for example, kids who are anemic (insufficient blood iron levels), somehow crave eating ice. It isn't their fault, but how the brain reacts to try and compensate. I'd suspect this poor guy also suffers from the same...

Jgresch
02-08-2011, 10:28 AM
Damn, buzzkill
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jeff19
02-08-2011, 01:40 PM
Lol thats fuckedd. Ive seen pretty fucked up ppl at sfu too, including two cases of ppl wacking off in public... One sitting next to me in one of those pentagon study tables, literally FULLscreen latino porn playing on his laptop where EVERYONE can see as they walk by, hands moving vigorously in his pants.. And another standing in front a urinal in the bathroom infront of c9001, the bathroom used by mostppl. Som guy came and stood next yo him to take a piss and he just continued to do his thing. I swear i see the most fcked up ppl at sfu....
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bbbj
02-08-2011, 03:20 PM
So did anyone go to that class and watch that dude eat the shit yet

raygunpk
02-08-2011, 03:21 PM
http://assets.sbnation.com/assets/33532/Lowered_Expectations.jpg

Leopold Stotch
02-08-2011, 04:13 PM
Reminds me of this show that my sister watches called "My Weird Obsession" or something along those lines

one chick was eating couch cushions, and she had done this her entire life.

i found it disgusting. It's obviously not the worst thing you can eat, but it definitely made me cringe.

baggdis300
02-09-2011, 05:29 PM
hahaha i watched one where a fat white chick slept with a blow drier and this black chick ate a roll of toilet paper a day.....

jpark
02-09-2011, 07:18 PM
ahahah why did i find out about this thread just now

optiblue
02-09-2011, 09:17 PM
I remember some people who used to chew on pens and pencils... and I thought that was weird.

Modified__
03-03-2011, 02:56 PM
Savant syndrome.

twitchyzero
03-05-2011, 11:57 PM
this has to be one of the most random threads under VLS in a specified forum lol