[5ive0]

This is hilarious. A country of 11 Million people, a democratic govt, yet at least once a year it produces headlines that are pure awesomeness.

http://www.reuters.com/article/2011/02/01/idUS347731415720110201

Malawi To Make Farting In Public Illegal


It’s comforting to know that at least one country in the world has their priorities set straight.

The African nation of Malawi — the country you never knew existed until Madonna adopted a child from there to be used as a fashion accessory — is set to pass a bill that includes new laws intended to “mold responsible and disciplined citizens.”

By far the most beneficial new law is the one that makes it illegal to fart in public.

That’s right, farting in public will no longer be just rude and discourteous to others, it will now be a crime. Which means farting will go on your criminal record.

Finally, a government that isn’t afraid to take on the most diabolical criminals.

Say all you want about armed robbery, there really is no crime more atrocious than crop-dusting in a crowded mall, forcing innocent and unsuspecting people to breathe in the foul gas that’s been fermenting inside somebody’s bowels.

These nefarious degenerates should be locked up for good in a room without ventilation and made to smell their crime for the remainder of their pathetic lives.

[Jsunu]

So..... life sentence if you shit your pants?

[TheNewGirl]

Are they going to outlaw blinking and breathing next too?

[adambomb]

What about drive-by/walk-by fartings? How are they going to catch that? Or the silent but deadly farts?

I love the silent but deadly, its like being a suicide bomber without the suicide. Walk into a crowd full of people and let it rip!! :devil:

[Mugen EvOlutioN]

So..... life sentence if you shit your pants?

try death sentence
:devil:

[The_AK]

Must really smell if they enacted a law like this. Or maybe they're simply trying to boost tourism? Next seasons ads - "Now fart free!"
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[Euro7r]

I just farted :troll:

[ilvtofu]

Lol imagine a designated farting area like A smoking area. Haha would be a good way to collect some "alternative energy" :fullofwin:
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[EmperorIS]

this is the equivalent of Sarah Palin making headlines in the US

[Greenstoner]

all the bike lanes and high gas price arent so bad anymore

[tiger_handheld]

what if i far in a crowd - which i usually do...

[Leopold Stotch]

is it that big of a problem? lol i've never heard a stranger fart in public. maybe at the urinals.

[hotjoint]

:lol wtf is this

[murmur]

big brother is watching you:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=juX4Oc_GVCs

[124Y]

Don't you just hate it when you think it's a silent fart, you slowly let it out, but it turns out to be a loud-ass motherfucking fart?

[b0unce. [?]]

safety.

[Qmx323]

he who smelt it dealt it

[Jegz]

LOL SAFETY

[twitchyzero]

the rationale behind this law
too much methane screwing with our atmosphere :troll:

[Sandman]

lol... this is like the south park episode about spontaneous combustion where Randy tells everyone to fart but then theres too much methane in the atmosphere. Can't find a clip though :(

[fliptuner]

I love going into an elevator with a few people where there's that awkward silence and saying,

"Hey, you guys want to smell something funny?"

TENSION GONE!!!

[Jermyzy]

I love going into an elevator with a few people where there's that awkward silence and saying,

"Hey, you guys want to smell something funny?"

TENSION GONE!!!

:lol

[FN-2199]

I love going into an elevator with a few people where there's that awkward silence and saying,

"Hey, you guys want to smell something funny?"

TENSION GONE!!!

"IT WAS HIM!! GRAB HIM AND CALL THE COPS, MON!"
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[spideyv2]

http://flowtv.org/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/south-park-recap-cartoon-wars-part-2-20060413114421438-000.png

[AccordCouped]

they need this law for fat people. their fart smells like shit

[akalic]

i am flabbergasted by this :troll:

[q0192837465]

they need this law for fat people. their fart smells like shit

Who's fart doesn't smell like shit?
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[Slifer]

My fart smells like deodorant :troll:

[fliptuner]

My fart smells like deodorant :troll:

Summer's Eve?:ratedb:


:troll:

[SB7]

Everyone should download the fart apps on their iPhones and screw over their enemies accordingly : P

[FN-2199]

they need this law for fat people. their fart smells like shit

Gee, I wonder what the science is behind that :rolleyes:
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[CP.AR]

I'm gonna have a lot of problems going there... I'm a chronic farter - quite smelly too

[shenmecar]

they need this law for fat people. their fart smells like shit

Sure they didn't sharted?

[flagella]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yr4uF_zeT_4

they just gotta learn how to escape the fart.

[Peturbo]

I'm gonna have a lot of problems going there... I'm a chronic farter - quite smelly too

:werd: I wouldn't last a day there.
Ripped a bad one just making this post.

[tamazoid]

doorknob!

i think this law is stupid! apparently i fart while i'm asleep sometimes. so that means i can break the law while i'm unconscious! that's ridiculous!

[Oleophobic]

they need this law for fat people. their fart smells like shit

yeah and hot girls don't have BO nor do their farts smell

[Jayhall]

I would fart all the time. Maybe spread a cheek to keep the noise down. No sound, no reason to point me out

[danizer]

doorknob!

i think this law is stupid! apparently i fart while i'm asleep sometimes. so that means i can break the law while i'm unconscious! that's ridiculous!

in public

[Mancini]

They should outlaw bowel movements and urinating, too. At least in public bathrooms.

[Kim Jong Un]

What a fucking retarded law, it's human nature... you're gonna ban people from having sex too?

[StaxBundlez]

fuck if i lived there i'd probably get the death penalty

[some_punk]

yeah and hot girls don't have BO nor do their farts smell

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GxxsP7VWVN8