[shtone]

sup all....

so i am trying to find a way to get my tenant to move out... he doesnt listen when we say dont smoke in the house...

so far i only thought of one way, get stink bombs, tie a string to it and blow it up in his room under the door, obviously while he is not home...

any other ideas?

BTW does anyone know where to get these stink bombs? i remember seeing some in a dollar store long time ago but not sure if its still there...

[SoulCrusher]

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[bcrdukes]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! :lol

[TRDood]

lolusrs?

[PK-EK]

LAWL

[shtone]

for real... this guy has been nothing but problems...

[Senna4ever]

He's your tenant, which means you are the landlord. Give him a notice of eviction, as he hasn't complied with his rental terms of agreement.

....or, you have a spare set of keys that you can use to move everything of his outside onto your front lawn and change the locks. :p

...and why is this in VAC?

[shtone]

the thing is we are not realy renting out legaly.... i am not the lanlord, my mom is and we think he scammed out my mom(to long of story)... would we still be able to evict him or no?

[Nlkko]

Yea immediately serve him a notice of eviction if the agreement said no smoking with his signature. He'd have to move out after 30 days I believe. If he's not home or avoiding, stick it to his door--it'd be deemed served after 3 days.

You can only evict him immediately if the situation is extremely serious--which it is not. Even then you'd have to give him 5 days? And he can dispute it which is troublesome. Just take it for the next 30days.

You cannot kick him or his stuffs out yourself though or even changing the locks, that's illegal and you'd be in big trouble.

[falcon]

Yeah, just tell him he's out of there. And bill him for the carpet cleaning.

Is this a legal suite with a contract? If so, is there a no smoking clause? If not, or it's an illegal suite you're out of luck.

[falcon]

And I would suggest giving him notice that you will be entering the property and before you give him his notice, take photos with date stamps of the whole place. Best to use a newspaper with the date just to be sure youre time stamp won't be questioned.

[baggdis300]

he said it him self, its illegally rented

[Senna4ever]

If you own the property, yes, you can kick him out.

[shtone]

is stink bomb still my only choice?

[MindBomber]

is stink bomb still my only choice?

If my landlord put a stink bomb in my apartment I'd sue, get real dude, if your not mature enough to be a landlord don't rent out your basement.

[Nlkko]

is stink bomb still my only choice?

I don't think you're left with much LEGAL option. You can't throw him out. The suite is illegally rented but that's the problem of the landlord and municipal--they can get whipped pretty bad if they complain to authority.

The tenant in the illegal suite, ironically, is covered by every rights in the tenancy act because the agreement between you and him itself isn't illegal.

I hate fuckheads like those. They're one of the reason why it's sooo hard to find a decent place that is priced reasonably. They should all be fucking shot.

http://www.rto.gov.bc.ca/documents/GL20.pdf

Call the info line of residential tenancy branch?

[TRDood]

You can lie to him that you are selling the house. New owners coming in on XXX date.

I don't know, never rented or rented out before.

[shtone]

yea i dunno maybe stink bomb isnt the right choice... i just thought since he stunk up the house, how would he like it if his room got stunk up... honestly i dont mind the smell of ciggs but the ciggs he smokes are STINKY i dunno wtf he is smoking, must be some cheap ass tabacco, id honestly rather smell someones b/o well maybe not.. but thats what it almost equals to...

[Euro7r]

LOL. Why would you want to plant a stink bomb in your own property :troll:

[shtone]

If my landlord put a stink bomb in my apartment I'd sue, get real dude, if your not mature enough to be a landlord don't rent out your basement.

read befor u post, i aint the lanlord.... plus how would he know i put a stink bomb in his room if there is no stink bomb package? where is the evidence? what if its a dead mouse or somethin in his room??


i am starting to think maybe the stink bomb is the right choice... of course take the stink bomb package out of his room after its deployed.. unless u want ur ass beaten or sued lol... hopefuly this thing wont stink up too bad, i dont want it to stink super bad, but just enough to stay in his room for a day or 2 lol...

or i could be a noisy fucker and try to get him to move out, maybe i should start thowing partys in my house woohoo

[domsme]

read befor u post, i aint the lanlord.... plus how would he know i put a stink bomb in his room if there is no stink bomb package? where is the evidence? what if its a dead mouse or somethin in his room??


i am starting to think maybe the stink bomb is the right choice... of course take the stink bomb package out of his room after its deployed.. unless u want ur ass beaten or sued lol... hopefuly this thing wont stink up too bad, i dont want it to stink super bad, but just enough to stay in his room for a day or 2 lol...

or i could be a noisy fucker and try to get him to move out, maybe i should start thowing partys in my house woohoo

And when the smell goes away in 2 days, shit will be back to normal. get real.

[shtone]

rat poop?

[Fappin]

:facepalm: that is all

[TRDood]

dead skunk?

those are deadly

[achiam]

Turn off electricity and/or hot water/ heat.
They will leave very quickly.

[Sw0op]

stink bombs??
how old are you...seriously?!?!

we had a tenant who was trying to take advantage of us....went to the RTB and matter got settled in a few weeks and now she's making some other landlord's life a living hell

[noventa]

seriously? get yourself a kilo of cocaine and put it in his suite. Then, call the cops anonymously on his ass. When they take him you can move out his stuff.

[Matsuda]

I think the op deserves a tsunami of fails..

[illicitstylz]

collect your farts in a jar.

[Death2Theft]

Personally I use skunk gel drives them nuts every time.

[A-Dev]

Turn off electricity and/or hot water/ heat.
They will leave very quickly.

^^ this

Find your breaker switches and cut the power to his section of the house. pretty hard to live without power.

[dark0821]

cept most switcher board are on the 1st floor in tentant suites...

[nickmak]

buy me harveys for lunch (with a fring poutine, fring pountines are a must but they have to be special ordered but i don't see that as being a problem as you want the tenant OUT) and i'll drop one of the fattest dooks you've ever seen anywhere you want in his suite. shoot me a PM if you're interested.

[Manic!]

Don't serve him a notice just toss him out. If he won't move tell him you are going to call the cops for trespassing. You have no signed contract so he has know right to be there and has no proof he is renting from you. Cops will come and arrest him if he does not move.

remember: DO NOT SERVE HIM A NOTICE. It will only provide him documented proof that he was renting from you.

[shtone]

buy me harveys for lunch (with a fring poutine, fring pountines are a must but they have to be special ordered but i don't see that as being a problem as you want the tenant OUT) and i'll drop one of the fattest dooks you've ever seen anywhere you want in his suite. shoot me a PM if you're interested.

dude i wasnt looking for someones stink bomb.... i was looking for the ones that come in little packages that do not contain real poop...

[Redlines_Daily]

Wrong, tenants of illegal units have the same rights as tenants Of legally declared units. Be a man and serve him notice. If he doesn't vacate, then you can throw him out.

[ruthless]

If you fuck with him, watch what he does to your basement...
ready to mix concrete and toilets/drain pipes dont mix very well.

So no dont put a stink bomb in his suite...give him a notice of eviction, he doesn't have to know its an illegal suite, just give him the notice and be done with it

http://www.rto.gov.bc.ca/content/rightsResponsibilities/ending.aspx#195

It is against the law for a landlord to (1) physically evict a tenant without a Writ of Possession, or (2) change the locks without a
Dispute Resolution Officer’s order to do so, or (3) seize a tenant’s personal property without a court order. its also illegal to enter his suite without his permission UNLESS its an emergency such as the hot water tank is leaking or something serious of that nature...If you want to enter you have to give him a written notice at least 24 hours prior to entry

O and you can get stink bombs at a paintball shop im sure....don't recommend it thought :)

[cody69]

seriously? get yourself a kilo of cocaine and put it in his suite. Then, call the cops anonymously on his ass. When they take him you can move out his stuff.

Why would you waste a good kilo of yayo...

:failed:

[shtone]

^ that would cost ALOT to lol.. you may as well pay him 2 grand to leave lol and pocket like LOTS of $$$$$

[Nlkko]

Wrong, tenants of illegal units have the same rights as tenants Of legally declared units. Be a man and serve him notice. If he doesn't vacate, then you can throw him out.

You can't throw him out yourself. You have hire a bailiff. But I'm afraid for the OP that there'd be trouble if he dispute it (good news is that most would just leave) and the municipal find out you're renting it out illegally, you would have to pay fines (don't know how much though).

If you decide to serve the notice, do it right away as this process take a long time.

[bloodmack]

change the locks. he has to leave the house to work does he not?
He cant do anything if you change the locks, he can call the cops and you can deny everything, you have no documented proof that he lives in the basement, thus he cant get you in trouble.

[BaoTurbo]

Seriously...stink bomb? No.

[MindBomber]

read befor u post, i aint the lanlord.... plus how would he know i put a stink bomb in his room if there is no stink bomb package? where is the evidence? what if its a dead mouse or somethin in his room??


i am starting to think maybe the stink bomb is the right choice... of course take the stink bomb package out of his room after its deployed.. unless u want ur ass beaten or sued lol... hopefuly this thing wont stink up too bad, i dont want it to stink super bad, but just enough to stay in his room for a day or 2 lol...

or i could be a noisy fucker and try to get him to move out, maybe i should start thowing partys in my house woohoo

I read before I posted, your managing the tenancy for you mother effectively making you the landlord, except your mother will suffer the fines.

Want to know whats hilarious about this situation, genius?

Even though you/your mother have no rights, your tenant still does and can seek monetary damages for harassment and damages.

[MindBomber]

change the locks. he has to leave the house to work does he not?
He cant do anything if you change the locks, he can call the cops and you can deny everything, you have no documented proof that he lives in the basement, thus he cant get you in trouble.

Documented proof... like his photos, clothes, ID, bills in the tenants name, laptop full of his pictures and information, all inside the suite?

[TRDood]

I think the op deserves a tsunami of fails..

Not now... :speechless:

[underscore]

I think the op deserves a tsunami of fails..

Too soon, junior

[FN-2199]

:facepalm:

[Anjew]

why stop at stink bombs.. take a big shit on his front door.

Serve the notice, just say you are doing major reno's (replacing floors, kitchen etc) downstairs then selling the house. Also ask him to let you in to do some measurements for the floors or kitchen cabinets... sounds believable.

dont fuck this one up. the fines are $50-200 A DAY.

[busdriverman]

i thought that OP was a troll but i guess not

[twitchyzero]

OP deserves to have cement poured down the toilet of his illegally rented property.

[subwoffers]

Why don't you just shit in his room?

[subwoffers]

Use a Milk Chicken Bomb

a truely vile surprise. heres how it works. first, take a glass jar (must be glass). make sure its got big enough of an opening to accept a leg or breast of chicken. next, get uncooked chicken parts and milk. it helps if the milk has alredy gone bad. combine milk and chicken in the glass jar until you cant fit anymore and its about to overflow. next, tightly secure the top onto the glass jar. now, discretely place the bomb in the heating ducts of a home or apartment. this is most effective after getting evicted or you catch your gurlfriend cheating on you. the next step is to simply wait. it may take time, so be patient. what happens is after repeated exposure to heat and pressure, the glass will eventually break or the top will pop off. if you can only find a rather thick jar you may want to poke a small hole into the top to ensure the smell gets released. after this happens, the most vile stench is released throughout the home, creating a constant unbareable smell that only gets worse every time the heat goes on. milk chicken bombs, when made and dispensed properly, have been known to make a home unliveable.

[1exotic]

take some mayo and cheese and put it under his pillow.


he'll be like...... shiiitt it smells like gradded cheese.

[mmmk]

i say break into his suite (obviously when he's not home) and fck up his place.
don't use a key, pretend it was a break in.

:nicethread:

[imp>dom]

2 words: Liquid Ass

[Manic!]

Wrong, tenants of illegal units have the same rights as tenants Of legally declared units. Be a man and serve him notice. If he doesn't vacate, then you can throw him out.

So you have a party some dudes to drunk so sleeps on the couch and now won't leave what do you do. Give him a 14 day notice for not paying rent?

If you want to kick out a legal tenant you can't just kick him out after giving him a notice. If he refuses to leave you have to go threw arbitration that can take months and still you can't just throw his stuff out.

If the tenant has no proof that he is a tenant or that he is paying rent he's just a guest that won't leave.

[Manic!]

i say break into his suite (obviously when he's not home) and fck up his place.
don't use a key, pretend it was a break in.

:nicethread:


and then pay to fix all the damage you have done to your house. Smart move.

[SpuGen]

This is the same guy who doesn't know how to Rev Match right? :lol:

[shantz]

It's not really considered an 'illegal suite' - it's not a criminal offence. It's simply an 'unauthorized suite'.

I recently had to deal with the same issue - and I had a cop renting my suite! It doesn't matter who rents, how it's rented, or how long they've rented... You must abide by the tennancy agreement. If the tennant has violated the terms of your contract (verbal or written) and you have followed the necessary protocol, you can give them notice to leave at any time.

You can also call the tennancy board and pose the situation to them further - they don't care whether the suite is authorized or un-authorized (that's a city bylaw) and they can direct you how to proceed.

[subwoffers]

I don't have an "Illegal" brothel and noodle house in my garage , just "Unauthorized".

:troll:

[RE-Jo]

I've recently had to go through a dispute resolution with our tenant.. and when it comes to Verbal agreements, Landlords almost always lose. That's the sad part about Tenancy board, they tend to side with the tenants.

So hopefully you have some written contract, or else you and your mom may be in a bad position.

[InvisibleSoul]

is stink bomb still my only choice?
I LoL'ed.

[Gt-R R34]

http://www.rto.gov.bc.ca/content/rightsResponsibilities/ending.aspx

[gdoh]

OP your a fuckin retard

[Birchum]

I smell chicken fecies.

[impulseX]

OP is honestly retarded.

[Gumby]

I vote for stink bombs. Someone hook up the OP with a stink bomb!

[n0ob]

Well this has quite a lot to do with Vancouver Automotive Chat.

[FerrariEnzo]

if the OP doesn't have common sense, why help him...

and for all those telling him to go inside while hes out, just asking for trouble... he can sue for enter without permission.. 24hr notice is need to enter the suite without him present... even if you were to change the locks, you are still enter the suite..


Here is a tip:

Did you write up a contract stating the rules while he is renting? if you did, then just give him a Notice Of Eviction for breach of contract.. if he still doesnt, pay money and get a bailiff
Try this (http://www.activebailiff.com/)

[Vansterdam]

lolol