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Never Fake Your Hot Asian Girlfriend.
eHuang
03-27-2011, 11:49 PM
LOL ALRIGHT NO CLIFFS.
http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lhzg1a4rDC1qaeh1n.gif
versep
03-27-2011, 11:55 PM
Let me be the first to say..
...and?
PiuYi
03-27-2011, 11:57 PM
cool story bro.
xept it ain't cool, its fail.
Fobman
03-27-2011, 11:57 PM
what a fag
GabAlmighty
03-27-2011, 11:58 PM
Brostorycool.
cool story bro. you should write a book about it.
anl27
03-28-2011, 12:03 AM
kewwwl
Mike Oxbig
03-28-2011, 12:11 AM
cool story bro, wrote a book about it
Wongtouski
03-28-2011, 12:14 AM
Wow, which seat should I take?
FUN FUN FUN FUN
jdmhaze
03-28-2011, 12:44 AM
bad story, bro.
SeedBNR
03-28-2011, 01:06 AM
this thread fails to deliver
FN-2199
03-28-2011, 01:10 AM
:facepalm:
cool story bro.
Brostorycool.
bad story, bro.
NO story, bro.
dinamix
03-28-2011, 01:15 AM
Give this guy a medal
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Qmx323
03-28-2011, 01:22 AM
golden 2nd post bro
FerrariEnzo
03-28-2011, 02:42 AM
MAN.. why did he post?? someone should have quoted it..
El Bastardo
03-28-2011, 05:54 AM
For wasting everyone's time I should drive over to your house and make you my hot Asian girlfriend
Vansterdam
03-28-2011, 05:59 AM
what did it say
TheKingdom2000
03-28-2011, 06:05 AM
what did it say
I'm not sure if this is what he is referring to, but it could be this...
http://xiaxue.blogspot.com/
There is this guy Peter, apparently he has this really hot girlfriend ( Kimi Kobayashi). And for some reason he started flaming this web-blogger "xiaxue" ? and eventually she got pissed and started to fight with him.. then that lead her to accuse Peter of having a fake GF because Kimi's posts weren't consistent and it seemed sketch or something? And now Peter is pissed and everyone thinks he has a fake gf...
http://files.formspring.me/profile/20101207/4cfeff4ef1048.png
pic of kimi kobayashi
GabAlmighty
03-28-2011, 06:10 AM
Si^
Hondaracer
03-28-2011, 06:54 AM
cool story bro.
xept it ain't cool, its fail.
Lolol
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CP.AR
03-28-2011, 06:59 AM
she aint even hot
wtf she has weird droopy eyes
hotjoint
03-28-2011, 07:01 AM
:lol
Soundy
03-28-2011, 07:29 AM
http://i.neoseeker.com/mgv/173169-Kevin/169/32/lolwut_verbose_display.jpg
http://www.animaljokes.net/pictures/bunnypancake.jpg
fliptuner
03-28-2011, 08:40 AM
this thread fails to deliver
This thread delivers to fail.
Jsunu
03-28-2011, 08:55 AM
Here is the Gawker story if people are confused:
The Greatest Fake Girlfriend Story Ever Told
The Greatest Fake Girlfriend Story Ever ToldThe Tale of the Made-Up Boyfriend or Girlfriend is one as old as time itself—or at least as old as The Brady Bunch—but I guarantee you've never heard it told like this.
Where to even start? How about here, at Xiaxue's blog. Xiaxue is Wendy Cheng (pictured, center), a Singapore native just going about her life—modifying her appearance to look more like a Hilton, getting a little plastic surgery whenever she can secure sponsorship, documenting it all obsessively online. You know, the usual.
So along comes "American douchebag" Peter Coffin—an aspiring comedian who quit his job to become famous on his own YouTube channel. (He explains it all here.) Yup, just another attention whore with a dream. The trouble begins, however, when Coffin starts to cyberbully Xiaxue over Twitter. She eventually blocks him, but then receives similar taunts from someone claiming to be Peter's beautiful Japanese girlfriend, Kimi Kobayashi (pictured, right). When the girlfriend's Twitter feed mysteriously disappears, Xiaxue goes all Nancy Drew on Peter's ass.
The Greatest Fake Girlfriend Story Ever ToldIt doesn't take long before Xiaxue uncovers a fake girlfriend house of cards of staggering proportions. By the end of the post—and she does a pretty good job of laying it all out for you—you'll have encountered multiple false identities, scattered across continents and social networking sites. You'll have read flirtatious conversations between Peter and his fictional sweetheart. You'll have browsed his fake girlfriend's fake photographs, including one of her elementary school class (all of whom she hopes are okay after the earthquake). And you'll also read some disgustingly racist remarks—an example is on the right—made all the worse because they've been put in the mouth of the actual Korean woman whose identity was hijacked for Coffin's own fake-getting-laid purposes. Xiaxue ends the post by inviting the world to visit Coffin's Twitter page and tell him how they feel.
The post instantly went viral, and Coffin, realizing his epic charade was over, took to Reddit to defend himself. Calling it a "smear campaign," he says that he too was duped by a mysterious internet impostor claiming to be his girlfriend, whom he has never met. Right. Meanwhile, a triumphant Xiaxue has been updating her own blog, where she's posted a cease and desist from Coffin's "lawyer," which, she points out, comes from the email address "askpetercoffin@gmail.com." This guy's got more make-believe friends than Mr. Rogers.
And there you have it. Two internet celebrities are born... which was kind of both of their goals in the first place. So who's really the fool in all this? Could there be yet another hand hovering over the proceedings, playing us all like pawns on some giant, pink-glitter chessboard? If that's the case, then I hope to never meet the person to whom that hand belongs. As it stands now, I'll just be happy if I never meet Peter Coffin.
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http://ca.gawker.com/5785593/the-greatest-fake-girlfriend-story-ever-told?skyline=true&s=i
Cliffs:
-Basically Coffin starts basing this chick Xiaxue (who glorifies plastic surgery and gets sponsored to do so) on twitter
-Xiaxue blocks the guy
-Then the dude's hot "Japanese" girlfriend (kimi kobayashi) starts bashing her out of the blue
-Xiaxue then starts digging and notices that his gf has the same writing style etc.
-suddenly the gf deletes her tumblr/twitter/etc.
-turns out the fake gf was actually a korean model and it is theorized that Coffin created his own fake Asian girlfriend
Spidey
03-28-2011, 09:02 AM
Xiaxue is ugly.. and I am amazed how such a dog with a dick limping accent can be as popular as her.
Leopold Stotch
03-28-2011, 11:26 AM
Ugh, i read all of that.. what a lonely lonely guy
who the fuk are these people
Jsunu
03-28-2011, 01:13 PM
who the fuk are these people
Bloggers/youtubers....
Soundy
03-28-2011, 02:13 PM
who the fuk are these people
http://pictures.funnyforum.org/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/ATTENTION-WHORE-FAIL-FUNNY-FORUM-PICS.jpg
1mcoupe
03-28-2011, 02:43 PM
Wow worst thread ever.
Somebody should put a warning on the front page describing his thread as a waste of life.
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ImpactZ
03-28-2011, 02:45 PM
please fail the OP on my behalf
StaxBundlez
03-28-2011, 05:10 PM
i'm sure glad i came to see what the fuck was going on in here..
Grandmaster TSE
03-28-2011, 05:19 PM
http://images.cheezburger.com/completestore/2010/9/1/87c2d2f9-566b-493d-b485-5d8cd9ab833c.jpg
SpuGen
03-29-2011, 02:41 AM
https://lh5.googleusercontent.com/_NWD6eKBy8S8/TYsWyiUbZ3I/AAAAAAAAVFM/-0Zp2iJFxQg/letter9.jpg
SeedBNR
03-29-2011, 09:33 AM
Looks like Peter Coffin just dug his own grave :troll:
Greenstoner
03-29-2011, 09:36 AM
Xiaxue is ugly.. and I am amazed how such a dog with a dick limping accent can be as popular as her.
OMFG... she has heavy make up but looks alright in her pictures.. i went to the video of her and im fucking shitting brick now
what a fucking ulgy whore
Leopold Stotch
03-29-2011, 12:10 PM
OMFG... she has heavy make up but looks alright in her pictures.. i went to the video of her and im fucking shitting brick now
what a fucking ulgy whore
she's not THAT ugly, but we expect people with some fame to be hot though and i agree, for a D List celebrity, she's not that great looking
Birchum
03-29-2011, 12:13 PM
Chocolate just came out my but.
Greenstoner
03-29-2011, 12:52 PM
she's not THAT ugly, but we expect people with some fame to be hot though and i agree, for a D List celebrity, she's not that great looking
Picture and her video image does not match at all..........
her arm is quite chubby in the video and talks like a man..
where as pictures are quite enjoyable
StaxBundlez
03-29-2011, 09:30 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gjV6ouHb4_U
Qmx323
03-29-2011, 09:31 PM
Finally got a chance to use this...
5249
spideyv2
03-29-2011, 09:45 PM
http://images2.memegenerator.net/ImageMacro/5302123/OP-YOURE-A-FAGGOT.jpg?imageSize=Medium&generatorName=SGTHARTMAN
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