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   |  |  |       |  03-29-2011, 02:28 AM | #1 |   | THEY HATE US CUZ THEY AIN'T US 
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	   |  Jackie Chan Dies of Heart Attack *FAKE*  
   Quote:   | CNN March 29 2011, 6:16 pm
 A Los Angeles hospital has reported that Jackie Chan has passed away. The legendary Hong Kong actor who appeared in over 100 films died last night following a heart attack. He was promoting his most recent film, 'Kung Fu Panda 2'. Doctors say his heavy schedule was causing extreme stress and putting too much pressure on his heart. Chan was scheduled to fly to Hong Kong today to begin shooting on his next film '1911'.
 
 The actors family has not yet issued a statement in regards to the passing of the truly remarkable actor who died at the young age of 56. Fans swarmed Facebook after confirmation of his passing came through a source close to Chan. A couple of celebrities have also posted their personal tributes through face book. Will Smith; “A remarkable actor, he will be forever missed and always in our hearts. RIP Jackie. x”
 
 Even United States President Barack Obama laid down a personal tribute to the martial artist saying: “Jackie Chan is a man who can talk through talent, he is a constant reminder of the strength of humanity. He will forever be in our hearts, a true inspiration who inspired many generations. First it's Nate Dogg then it's Jackie Chan."
 
 MTV will be holding a special memorial for Chan on Friday.
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only source i could find...not sure if its true...but......  
*edited* realized it's fake. y'all can fail me for being fooled if you like      Last edited by exhil; 03-29-2011 at 02:52 AM.
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			site doesn't look legit and all the links lead to someone's blogspot account. 
 as a rule of thumb: when there's a link called "Ni**erwatch" in the menu, i wouldn't recommend using it as my primary news source
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			Pretty sure its not true...
		 
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			Fake, I like how they list CNN at the top of the article but CNN doesn't even have anything on his death.
		 |   |   |   |      |  03-29-2011, 02:41 AM | #5 |   | THEY HATE US CUZ THEY AIN'T US 
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			you're right..some say it's the april fools hoax.... 
that's a fail for me...    |   |   |   |      |  03-29-2011, 02:42 AM | #6 |   | WOAH! i think Vtec just kicked in! 
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			Seems like its a blog or something and they just post whack news to get some hits for the millions of ads on that page.
		 
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			if it was real, appledaily would've have covered already
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				__________________*Feedback: (24-0-0)   Last edited by LsquareD on 00-00-0000 at 00:00 PM |   |   |   |      |  03-29-2011, 03:00 AM | #9 |   | Say! Say! Say! 
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			It's obviously fake, you retards.Posted via RS Mobile |   |   |   |      |  03-29-2011, 03:11 AM | #10 |   | RS.net, where our google ads make absolutely no sense! 
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			Can we not delete this post?
		 |   |   |   |      |  03-29-2011, 03:12 AM | #11 |   | Hacked RS to become a mod 
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			PASTEHTML.COM sounds totally legit     |   |   |   |      |  03-29-2011, 03:48 AM | #12 |   | My homepage has been set to RS 
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	   |   Quote:   | Even United States President Barack Obama laid down a personal tribute to the martial artist saying: “Jackie Chan is a man who can talk through talent, he is a constant reminder of the strength of humanity. He will forever be in our hearts, a true inspiration who inspired many generations. First it's Nate Dogg then it's Jackie Chan." |    |   |   |   |      |  03-29-2011, 04:00 AM | #13 |   | ESKETIT 
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	   |   Posted via RS Mobile |   |   |   |      |  03-29-2011, 04:54 AM | #14 |   | Even when im right, revscene.net is still right! 
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					Originally Posted by JSALES  While driving yesterday I saw a banana peel in the road and instinctively swerved to avoid it...thanks Mario Kart. |  |   |   |   |      |  03-29-2011, 04:54 AM | #15 |   | resident Oil Guru 
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			Ban. When you post "news" as big as this, at least check your damn sources.Posted via RS Mobile |   |   |   |      |  03-29-2011, 07:30 AM | #16 |   | HELP ME PLS!!! 
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			i was like wtf when i see the thread title
		 |   |   |   |      |  03-29-2011, 07:31 AM | #17 |   | Banned (ABWS) 
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			i know he aint that old
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					Originally Posted by observer  Can we not delete this post? |  must maintain the fails    
must admit when i saw the thread title i was like wtf
		 
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			I wont lie, for the 1 second before I realized this was fake and retarded, I was kinda sad!
		 
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					Originally Posted by lowside67  I wont lie, for the 1 second before I realized this was fake and retarded, I was kinda sad! |  +1. When I saw the thread title, my heart sank a little. Posted via RS Mobile |   |   |   |      |  03-29-2011, 08:25 AM | #22 |   | I contribute to threads in the offtopic forum 
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			I think the MTV holding a special memorial part, would be more than enough to prove bullshit.Posted via RS Mobile |   |   |   |      |  03-29-2011, 08:27 AM | #23 |   | Glorious Gaming PC Master Race 
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		 |   |   |   |      |  03-29-2011, 09:00 AM | #24 |   | Willing to sell body for a few minutes on RS 
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					Originally Posted by exhil  y'all can fail me for being fooled if you like   |  Ok, will do.     
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			Of all these past celeb deaths that's been happening, this one would have actually affected me. Good thing it's fake.
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