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Well since we have until noon today I was wondering what jokes other people have played today?
I haven't done all that much. One of my co-workers loves his SS coffee mug so what I did last night was freeze it in a block of ice
As well a good one I will be doing today is taking a screen shot of the desktop and then putting that as wall paper and removing all the icons so they can't click anything
As well a good one I will be doing today is taking a screen shot of the desktop and then putting that as wall paper and removing all the icons so they can't click anything
just pulled that on my coworker. haha
also, you can put tape to cover the bottom of the optical mouse so they can't use it. it's pretty lame but it gets them everytime.
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As well a good one I will be doing today is taking a screen shot of the desktop and then putting that as wall paper and removing all the icons so they can't click anything
is anyone else doing anything?/?
You can also just edit the system policy to not display icons on the desktop - even more maddening because they're all there if you go in through Explorer
This one's a classic, too... almost gave my buddy an aneurysm by putting this on his server
The wife and I both set our FB settings to "single" last year, that got a flood of reactions
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Well since we have until noon today I was wondering what jokes other people have played today?
I haven't done all that much. One of my co-workers loves his SS coffee mug so what I did last night was freeze it in a block of ice
As well a good one I will be doing today is taking a screen shot of the desktop and then putting that as wall paper and removing all the icons so they can't click anything
is anyone else doing anything?/?
Hahaha I have that same coffee mug.
I liked the desktop screen shot background idea so much, I just did it to my boss. I'm waiting for his reaction once he gets to work this morning.
Originally posted by Girl ^ Yes it's sad when you stare at the shape of my penis through my overly skin tight jeans and not help but feel like a shameful little boy compared to me.
First thing I've fallen for today. Now I'm sort of sad that there is no badass snakeskin climbing jacket.
__________________ nabs -Brianrietta are you trying to Mindbomber me? using big words to try to confuse me jasonturbo -Threesomes: overrated - I didn't really think it was anything special, plus it was degrading, marching to the bathroom to fart all that semen out Babykiller -And next to that, there's a little dot called a period. It's not the stuff you eat out of your sisters gash, it's a handy little tool for breaking up sentences so they don't look like nonsensical retard garbage.
April 1 Alert: WestJet introduces state-of-the-art money-saving feature
Helium mixed in ventilation system lightens the load
CALGARY, April 1 /CNW/ - WestJet today introduced a new state-of-the-art money-saving feature on board all flights aimed at countering the rising price of jet fuel. Effective today, WestJet will be using air mixed with helium in the ventilation system to lighten the weight of the aircraft.
Helium is approximately 85 per cent lighter than nitrogen, which accounts for 80 per cent of the air we breathe. With a maximum takeoff weight of more than 150,000 pounds, adding helium to the air mix will provide fuel savings of approximately three to four per cent on board WestJet's Boeing Next-Generation 737s. This will, in turn, allow WestJet to pass the savings on to its guests.
"As a low-cost airline, we are constantly looking for innovative ways to keep our costs low," said Richard Bartrem, WestJet's Vice-President, Communications and Community Relations. "We have been working with our aviation partners to determine the feasibility of this initiative and we are very excited that it has come to fruition."
For more information and an on-board demonstration, please visit westjet.com/helium.
two canuck playoff tickets to round 1 for $20 or something lol
Maybe in Phoenix, it would be two for $20.
__________________ Do Not Put Aftershave on Your Balls. -604CEFIRO Looks like I'm gonna have some hot sex again tonight...OOPS i got the 6 pack. that wont last me the night, I better go back and get the 24 pack! -Turbo E kinda off topic but obama is a dilf - miss_crayon Honest to fucking Christ the easiest way to get a married woman in the mood is clean the house and do the laundry.....I've been with the same girl almost 17 years, ask me how I know. - quasi
You can also just edit the system policy to not display icons on the desktop - even more maddening because they're all there if you go in through Explorer
This one's a classic, too... almost gave my buddy an aneurysm by putting this on his server
The wife and I both set our FB settings to "single" last year, that got a flood of reactions