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Old 04-01-2011, 06:36 AM   #1
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April Fool's Joke's

Well since we have until noon today I was wondering what jokes other people have played today?

I haven't done all that much. One of my co-workers loves his SS coffee mug so what I did last night was freeze it in a block of ice


As well a good one I will be doing today is taking a screen shot of the desktop and then putting that as wall paper and removing all the icons so they can't click anything

is anyone else doing anything?/?
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As well a good one I will be doing today is taking a screen shot of the desktop and then putting that as wall paper and removing all the icons so they can't click anything
just pulled that on my coworker. haha

also, you can put tape to cover the bottom of the optical mouse so they can't use it. it's pretty lame but it gets them everytime.
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As well a good one I will be doing today is taking a screen shot of the desktop and then putting that as wall paper and removing all the icons so they can't click anything

is anyone else doing anything?/?
You can also just edit the system policy to not display icons on the desktop - even more maddening because they're all there if you go in through Explorer

This one's a classic, too... almost gave my buddy an aneurysm by putting this on his server

The wife and I both set our FB settings to "single" last year, that got a flood of reactions
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Well since we have until noon today I was wondering what jokes other people have played today?

I haven't done all that much. One of my co-workers loves his SS coffee mug so what I did last night was freeze it in a block of ice


As well a good one I will be doing today is taking a screen shot of the desktop and then putting that as wall paper and removing all the icons so they can't click anything

is anyone else doing anything?/?
Hahaha I have that same coffee mug.

I liked the desktop screen shot background idea so much, I just did it to my boss. I'm waiting for his reaction once he gets to work this morning.
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its not strictly for april fools. but this usually tricks women. (or guys if your a homo)

Just tell them to try to touch their elbows behind their back.

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First thing I've fallen for today. Now I'm sort of sad that there is no badass snakeskin climbing jacket.
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First thing I've fallen for today. Now I'm sort of sad that there is no badass snakeskin climbing jacket.
That's actually a very well crafted description. Had I never sold outerwear, I would have fallen for that.
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Helium is approximately 85 per cent lighter than nitrogen, which accounts for 80 per cent of the air we breathe. With a maximum takeoff weight of more than 150,000 pounds, adding helium to the air mix will provide fuel savings of approximately three to four per cent on board WestJet's Boeing Next-Generation 737s. This will, in turn, allow WestJet to pass the savings on to its guests.

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You can also just edit the system policy to not display icons on the desktop - even more maddening because they're all there if you go in through Explorer

This one's a classic, too... almost gave my buddy an aneurysm by putting this on his server

The wife and I both set our FB settings to "single" last year, that got a flood of reactions
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