[El Bastardo]

I got a Crock Pot brand Fiesta Dipper as a gift. What the everloving fuck is a Fiesta Dipper you ask?

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Product Description
Have you ever tried cold cheese dip... it sends shudders up my spine even thinking about it. My taste buds revolt at the idea and my mouth says "maybe I'll try these artichoke hearts instead". If this has ever happened to you, don't let it happen to your guests. Buy this Crock Pot Fiesta Dipper, Chip Dipping Set with Warming Crock and your guests will never have to experience the horror of a cold cheese dip. Take it to parties, church functions, grunge band fests', etc... Where ever you can think of taking it, it will go. We hope you enjoy being the life of the party becuase you were so considerate to bring your fiesta crock pot dipper! Enjoy!

Features
16 oz. crock pot dip warmer, Holds full sized bag of chips, Removable condiment trays, Disassembles for compact storage, Dishwasher safe

http://dealnay.com/568689/crock-pot-fiesta-dipper-chip-dipping-set-with-warming-crock.html


What does this mean? I have no fucking idea. All I know is that this thing is clearly too epic to be in my house. I have bitches knocking on my door day and night asking to come in, use my Fiesta dipper, and to fellate me after enjoying some fucking heated dip with their nachos.

I can't get any work done. I am working on a cure for AIDS and cancer and zombieism and to date I haven't cured ANY of them because of this fucking Fiesta Dipper!


Buy this thing for the sake of the future generations of the planet.


Oh, and if you think you can find one elsewhere? Think again, sluts!

Amazon - Sold the fuck out

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eBay - They got one, but its like $60+ after shipping.
http://cgi.ebay.com/RIVAL-FIESTA-DIPPER-CROCK-POT-MODEL-NF100-NIB-/390296080727?pt=Small_Kitchen_Appliances_US&hash=item5adf759157#ht_1739wt_1025




Be a man, do the right thing, buy mine for $30!

PM or email tc_whitley@msn.com

[El Bastardo]

Holy shit. Your life will NOT be complete if you DO NOT OWN THIS FIESTA DIPPER!

I know that I'm not man enough to be rocking this marvel of modern technology. I tried opening the box but it was like the end of Raiders of the Lost Ark. Pure kick ass awesomeness spilled forth from the cardboard and into the sky. I lost three friends that fateful Superbowl Sunday....


You must prevent more senseless fatalities by buying my Fiesta Dipper

[El Bastardo]

BOOM BITCH

Thats the massive explosion of the Fiesta Dipper entering the stratosphere, coming from a foreign planet because it was too awesome to be forged here on Earth, here to bring a fucking PARRRRRTTTTAAYYYYY to where-ever it goes.

Whether you like it UNCE UNCE UNCE style or to rock out like Ronnie James Dio this Fiesta Dipper will ruin your shit and rebuild it again.

[The_Situation]

You sure know how to sell a product

[murd0c]

I could actually use this lol

[El Bastardo]

murd0c should buy this. Clearly he knows a quality piece of Made in China equipment when he sees it. Obviously hes swimming in bitches (he has good taste, and people who have good taste are always swimming in bitches) but who couldn't use more bitches?

With this, murd0c can entertain all of the bitches he wants. But if he passes on this, those bitches pass onto you.


Its not just restricted to guys, either. Sure, we know chicks love chips and dip but so do hardbodied studs. Ladies, have you ever wanted to entertain a group of Chippendales dancers in your own living room? Don't you deserve a little exotic male dancing in the comfort of your home? Sure you do! And you'll bring those sexy beefcakes into your postal code by buying this Fiesta Dipper. M


Spring is here. Its time for cleaning, some sweet lovin', and some Fiesta Dipping. Get yours before its gone.

[El Bastardo]

Guys and gals, let me ask you a serious question. How many Twitter followers do you have? A couple? A few? A bunch?

My Fiesta Dipper has dozens!

http://twitter.com/#!/fiestadipper

My @fiestadipper is so epic and so famous, its got its own Twitter followers. Clearly the internet is starting to catch on to how awesome my Fiesta Dipper is and wants to know more about it. Sure, my Fiesta Dipper doesn't have much to say NOW but if you buy it, you'll have people hanging on your (it's) every word! Because, yes, the Twitter account IS included.


Also! At the time of this posting the Twitter account for my @fiestadipper is worth $35 so in a way you'd be MAKING money.

[El Bastardo]

I fear that if you don't buy my Fiesta Dipper you may not enjoy the Canucks game as much as you could be. How else will we support our team to victory? With that cheap convenience store crap? Hell no!

[El Bastardo]

Better buy my Fiesta Dipper before the next round of playoffs begin

[El Bastardo]

Osama (Usama?) Bin Laden is dead! Buy my Fiesta Dipper!

[E_Fahlman]

This ad is epic; seriously I'm crying from laughing so hard

My co-workers want to know what so funny but I fear they won't understand this products awesomeness
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[frozen]

I'm tempted to buy just because of the epic ad. Sucks your bike was sold already; I would've bought that one.

[El Bastardo]

Since the dawn of man, we've striven to make things bigger and better.

The Tower of Babylon, the Pyramids, the Great Wall of China, the Eiffel Tower, the Petronas Towers and now.... the Fiesta Dipper.

Ergonomically designed for your delight, this wonderful piece of technology seeks only to bring the warm love of heated cheese and crispy chips into your life.

Imagine the fun you and your friends & family could have, sitting around the Fiesta Dipper and talking about old times. Remember the time that little Johnny fell off his bike and skinned his knee? How about cousin Maria's wedding? Or Grandma's funeral?

You can re-live the joy of all of these occasions once again by buying my Fiesta Dipper and holding your own social occasions.


The Crock Pot Fiesta Dipper: Your Occasion Maker!

[El Bastardo]

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[E_Fahlman]

charvey - bought me this epic creation as a wedding present! the look on my wife's face yesterday was awesome and you should've seen here read the ad and the story behind it!

We love cheese sauce bitches and plan to have Mexican Parties all the time.

[El Bastardo]

I didn't want to spoil the surprise when he told me what it was for. Congrats on the marriage, and congrats on the Fiesta Dipper