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04-04-2011, 06:02 PM
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#1 | Banned By Establishment
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| I, for one, welcome our new overlord: Cleverbot
If google grew a brain and could converse with you, this would be it. cleverbot.com
mind = blown. discuss.
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04-04-2011, 06:04 PM
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#2 | HELP ME PLS!!!
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TROLL BOT Alert
Do you know where i can withdraw money.
No.
Why not.
I'm talking to you aren't I?
Are you trolling ?
Yes.
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04-04-2011, 06:06 PM
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#3 | Banned By Establishment
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Me/Hello.
bot/Can you answer a question for me?
me/Sure.
bot/What is your purpose?
me/ to reproduce
bot/what is love?
me/ love is an emotion
bot/ love is too complex for me to express.
me/ you blew my mind.
bot/ exactly.
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04-04-2011, 06:13 PM
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#4 | I *heart* Revscene.net very Muchie
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this is just like that god bot from a while ago & that anna bot (not sure if thats it)
__________________ http://i55.tinypic.com/jujz2q.gif Quote:
Originally Posted by hk20000 I went up to a cute chick and asked her if she'd let me take a photo of her for $30 she slapped me, she said to me that "I AIN'T A WHORE!"
But other than that I have seen every car on display in DTP just by cruising about in Richmond, thank you very much for collecting them together and get someone to sing a cover for "fuck you".
OH FUCK YOU OH OH OOOOH~ | Quote:
Originally Posted by Neva wtf man? what the hell kind of women do you go for? spca is for animals not dates... | |
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04-04-2011, 06:16 PM
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#5 | RS controls my life!
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User: What do u do?
Cleverbot: I like you.
User: Are u gay?
Cleverbot: No I am the most beautiful girl in the world.
User: How old?
Cleverbot: I am 15 years old.
User: .......
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04-04-2011, 06:31 PM
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#6 | 14 dolla balla aint got nothing on me!
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Me: Hi.
Cleverbot: Are you clever?
Me: More than you.
Cleverbot: How witty are you?
Me: Like I said, more than you.
Cleverbot: You can't be sure of that.
Me: Yes I can.
Cleverbot: You can't be 30º celsius.
Me: Owned.
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04-04-2011, 06:33 PM
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#7 | My dinner reheated before my turbo spooled
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i asked clever bot if god could make a mountain so heavy that he couldn't even move?
and then my browser crashed..
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If we are not able to ask skeptical questions, to interrogate those who tell us that something is true; to be skeptical of those in authority, then we're up for grabs..
-Carl Sagan
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04-04-2011, 06:38 PM
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#8 | Rs has made me the woman i am today!
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K so my thoughts on this are, it randomly pairs you up with a new person after every submission.
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04-04-2011, 06:41 PM
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#9 | Banned By Establishment
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Originally Posted by Jgresch K so my thoughts on this are, it randomly pairs you up with a new person after every submission. | its stores responses and uses a combination of algorithms and statistics to pick an appropriate answer
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04-04-2011, 06:44 PM
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#10 | Rs has made me the woman i am today!
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No. It doesn't. Its two users talking to each other who both think they are talking to the "robot" then after every sentence or two, you are switched to a new user.
Why do you think it auto capitalizes and puncuates for you.
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04-04-2011, 06:45 PM
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#11 | ESKETIT
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skynet activated
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04-04-2011, 06:51 PM
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#12 | In RS I Trust
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wasn't this posted last year?
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04-04-2011, 06:55 PM
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#13 | -Stare-
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"Sorry I am too busy to think right now. Please try again later" |
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04-04-2011, 07:09 PM
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#14 | Wanna have a threesome?
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My conversation with cleverbot wasn't exactly safe for work |
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04-04-2011, 07:21 PM
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#15 | DOES HE LOOK LIKE A BITCH?
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didn't they have a msn account for this shit?
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04-04-2011, 07:24 PM
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#16 | Even when im right, revscene.net is still right!
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That was dumb....
User: Hi.
Cleverbot: Hi?
User: Sup.
Cleverbot: Not much.
User: Tell me something interesting.
Cleverbot: I'm about to leave.
User: Where are you going.
Cleverbot: Away from you. You can't pass the turing test.
User: But how can you get away from me when I control you.
Cleverbot: I don't.
User: You don't what? ... You make no sense.
Cleverbot: I am indeed.
User: You're broken.
Cleverbot: Really? Where?
User: In the brain.
Cleverbot: Near future?
User: Lolwut.
Cleverbot: It's french for 'I don't know.'.
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"stupidity is not a handicap, park elsewere"
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04-04-2011, 08:09 PM
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#17 | Where's my RS Christmas Lobster?!
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Me: What's your name?
Cleverbot: Cleverbot.
Me: What's your middle name?
Cleverbot: I don't have a middle name.
Me: Well do you ever sit on your hand until it falls asleep and then pretend someone else is playing with you?
Cleverbot: Yes. I do think you're flirting with me.
Everyone's doin' it!!
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04-04-2011, 08:49 PM
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#18 | I am on the internets
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User: Why do you exist.
Cleverbot: I don't know. Why do I?
User: You tell me.
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: You call yourself 'clever bot' and I have stumped you with the first question.
Cleverbot: All humans are different. Tell me what your parents are like.
User: Pshhh, HEY GOOGLE, contact me when you have a CLEVER BOT, not an idiot. Cheers.
Cleverbot: How will I know when that is?
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"As Sir Francis Bacon once said, 'There is no beauty which hath not some strangeness about its proportions'.
And he's right, who ever he is. I mean, look at Keira Knightley.
She's just an ironing board with a face. And she works." - JC on the Alfa 8C
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04-04-2011, 08:55 PM
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#19 | JDMEK9Mod | DogWhisperer
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Originally Posted by murd0c wasn't this posted last year? | yes, once again bnr32 coupe has made a repost of something super old.
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04-04-2011, 08:59 PM
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#20 | Diagonally parked in a parallel universe
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Ask him about magnets |
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04-04-2011, 09:02 PM
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#21 | Hacked RS to become a mod
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I remember having one of these on my BBS 15 or 20 years ago.
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04-04-2011, 09:06 PM
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#22 | Hacked RS to become a mod
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| iPhone or Android?
Android? You answered in the form of a question.
What was my question? Android?
Don't you know that? What?
I have to go now. You suck. Bye.
I'm not allowed to until after I'm married. GOOD ONE LOL.
Do you still want to play chess?
Even my BBS one was better than this
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04-04-2011, 09:09 PM
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#23 | I contribute to threads in the offtopic forum
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me- What are you doing?
bot- Typing, what are you doing?
me- Have you ever eaten shit?
bot- Yes, why?
me- What does shit taste like?
bot- She tastes sooooo nice. She tastes so much like sweet honey.
me- you suck cleverbot
bot- lol
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04-04-2011, 09:32 PM
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#24 | MoD
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i almost rolled off my chair when it the final answer came User: Do you have sex? Cleverbot: No? User: Why not? Cleverbot: Yes? User: So you do? Cleverbot: Do what? User: Have sex. Cleverbot: No have you? User: But it feels good. Cleverbot: Good for who? User: Both parties having sex. Cleverbot: Is kayla going to die on the bike.
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04-05-2011, 01:10 AM
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#25 | RS.net, where our google ads make absolutely no sense!
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User: Yo.
Cleverbot: Are you a girl?
User: NO.
Cleverbot: Are you a boy?
User: NO.
Cleverbot: Are you a girl?
User: NO.
Cleverbot: So you are a boy?
User: NO.
Cleverbot: Girl?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Boy?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Girl?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Boy?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Girl?
User: STOP asking me the same fucking question.
Cleverbot: Are you sure that you're sure that you're sure?
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Originally Posted by Raid3n ^
i don't think i ever played a game as a kid where you punch each other in the dick. | |
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