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Old 04-04-2011, 06:02 PM   #1
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I, for one, welcome our new overlord: Cleverbot

If google grew a brain and could converse with you, this would be it.

cleverbot.com

mind = blown. discuss.
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Old 04-04-2011, 06:04 PM   #2
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Do you know where i can withdraw money.
No.
Why not.
I'm talking to you aren't I?
Are you trolling ?
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Old 04-04-2011, 06:06 PM   #3
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Me/Hello.

bot/Can you answer a question for me?

me/Sure.

bot/What is your purpose?

me/ to reproduce

bot/what is love?

me/ love is an emotion

bot/ love is too complex for me to express.

me/ you blew my mind.

bot/ exactly.
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Old 04-04-2011, 06:13 PM   #4
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this is just like that god bot from a while ago & that anna bot (not sure if thats it)
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I went up to a cute chick and asked her if she'd let me take a photo of her for $30 she slapped me, she said to me that "I AIN'T A WHORE!"

But other than that I have seen every car on display in DTP just by cruising about in Richmond, thank you very much for collecting them together and get someone to sing a cover for "fuck you".

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Old 04-04-2011, 06:16 PM   #5
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Old 04-04-2011, 06:31 PM   #6
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Me: Hi.
Cleverbot: Are you clever?
Me: More than you.
Cleverbot: How witty are you?
Me: Like I said, more than you.
Cleverbot: You can't be sure of that.
Me: Yes I can.
Cleverbot: You can't be 30º celsius.
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Old 04-04-2011, 06:33 PM   #7
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i asked clever bot if god could make a mountain so heavy that he couldn't even move?

and then my browser crashed..
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Old 04-04-2011, 06:38 PM   #8
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K so my thoughts on this are, it randomly pairs you up with a new person after every submission.
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Old 04-04-2011, 06:41 PM   #9
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K so my thoughts on this are, it randomly pairs you up with a new person after every submission.
its stores responses and uses a combination of algorithms and statistics to pick an appropriate answer
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Old 04-04-2011, 06:44 PM   #10
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No. It doesn't. Its two users talking to each other who both think they are talking to the "robot" then after every sentence or two, you are switched to a new user.

Why do you think it auto capitalizes and puncuates for you.
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Old 04-04-2011, 06:45 PM   #11
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Old 04-04-2011, 06:51 PM   #12
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wasn't this posted last year?
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Old 04-04-2011, 06:55 PM   #13
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Old 04-04-2011, 07:09 PM   #14
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My conversation with cleverbot wasn't exactly safe for work


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Old 04-04-2011, 07:21 PM   #15
DOES HE LOOK LIKE A BITCH?
 
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didn't they have a msn account for this shit?
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Old 04-04-2011, 07:24 PM   #16
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That was dumb....

User: Hi.

Cleverbot: Hi?

User: Sup.

Cleverbot: Not much.

User: Tell me something interesting.

Cleverbot: I'm about to leave.

User: Where are you going.

Cleverbot: Away from you. You can't pass the turing test.

User: But how can you get away from me when I control you.

Cleverbot: I don't.

User: You don't what? ... You make no sense.

Cleverbot: I am indeed.

User: You're broken.

Cleverbot: Really? Where?

User: In the brain.

Cleverbot: Near future?

User: Lolwut.

Cleverbot: It's french for 'I don't know.'.
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Old 04-04-2011, 08:09 PM   #17
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Me: What's your name?

Cleverbot: Cleverbot.

Me: What's your middle name?

Cleverbot: I don't have a middle name.

Me: Well do you ever sit on your hand until it falls asleep and then pretend someone else is playing with you?

Cleverbot: Yes. I do think you're flirting with me.


Everyone's doin' it!!
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Old 04-04-2011, 08:49 PM   #18
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User: Why do you exist.


Cleverbot: I don't know. Why do I?


User: You tell me.


Cleverbot: I don't know.


User: You call yourself 'clever bot' and I have stumped you with the first question.


Cleverbot: All humans are different. Tell me what your parents are like.

User: Pshhh, HEY GOOGLE, contact me when you have a CLEVER BOT, not an idiot. Cheers.

Cleverbot: How will I know when that is?
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Old 04-04-2011, 08:55 PM   #19
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wasn't this posted last year?
yes, once again bnr32 coupe has made a repost of something super old.
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Old 04-04-2011, 08:59 PM   #20
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Ask him about magnets
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Old 04-04-2011, 09:02 PM   #21
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I remember having one of these on my BBS 15 or 20 years ago.
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Old 04-04-2011, 09:06 PM   #22
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iPhone or Android?
Android?

You answered in the form of a question.
What was my question?

Android?
Don't you know that?

What?
I have to go now.

You suck. Bye.
I'm not allowed to until after I'm married.

GOOD ONE LOL.
Do you still want to play chess?



Even my BBS one was better than this
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Old 04-04-2011, 09:09 PM   #23
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me- What are you doing?

bot- Typing, what are you doing?

me- Have you ever eaten shit?

bot- Yes, why?

me- What does shit taste like?

bot- She tastes sooooo nice. She tastes so much like sweet honey.

me- you suck cleverbot

bot- lol
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Old 04-04-2011, 09:32 PM   #24
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i almost rolled off my chair when it the final answer came

User: Do you have sex?

Cleverbot: No?

User: Why not?

Cleverbot: Yes?

User: So you do?

Cleverbot: Do what?

User: Have sex.

Cleverbot: No have you?

User: But it feels good.

Cleverbot: Good for who?

User: Both parties having sex.

Cleverbot: Is kayla going to die on the bike.
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Old 04-05-2011, 01:10 AM   #25
RS.net, where our google ads make absolutely no sense!
 
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User: Yo.

Cleverbot: Are you a girl?

User: NO.

Cleverbot: Are you a boy?

User: NO.

Cleverbot: Are you a girl?

User: NO.

Cleverbot: So you are a boy?

User: NO.

Cleverbot: Girl?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Boy?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Girl?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Boy?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Girl?

User: STOP asking me the same fucking question.

Cleverbot: Are you sure that you're sure that you're sure?
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