[BNR32_Coupe]

If google grew a brain and could converse with you, this would be it.

cleverbot.com

mind = blown. discuss.

[Greenstoner]

TROLL BOT Alert




Do you know where i can withdraw money.
No.
Why not.
I'm talking to you aren't I?
Are you trolling ?
Yes.

[BNR32_Coupe]

Me/Hello.

bot/Can you answer a question for me?

me/Sure.

bot/What is your purpose?

me/ to reproduce

bot/what is love?

me/ love is an emotion

bot/ love is too complex for me to express.

me/ you blew my mind.

bot/ exactly.

[ae101]

this is just like that god bot from a while ago & that anna bot (not sure if thats it)

[red_2]

User: What do u do?
Cleverbot: I like you.
User: Are u gay?
Cleverbot: No I am the most beautiful girl in the world.
User: How old?
Cleverbot: I am 15 years old.
User: .......

[!YaoShi]

Me: Hi.
Cleverbot: Are you clever?
Me: More than you.
Cleverbot: How witty are you?
Me: Like I said, more than you.
Cleverbot: You can't be sure of that.
Me: Yes I can.
Cleverbot: You can't be 30º celsius.
Me: Owned.

[StaxBundlez]

i asked clever bot if god could make a mountain so heavy that he couldn't even move?

and then my browser crashed..

[Jgresch]

K so my thoughts on this are, it randomly pairs you up with a new person after every submission.

[BNR32_Coupe]

K so my thoughts on this are, it randomly pairs you up with a new person after every submission.

its stores responses and uses a combination of algorithms and statistics to pick an appropriate answer

[Jgresch]

No. It doesn't. Its two users talking to each other who both think they are talking to the "robot" then after every sentence or two, you are switched to a new user.

Why do you think it auto capitalizes and puncuates for you.

[Vansterdam]

skynet activated

[murd0c]

wasn't this posted last year?

[ShadowBun]

"Sorry I am too busy to think right now. Please try again later"

:speechless:

[MindBomber]

My conversation with cleverbot wasn't exactly safe for work


User: Hello Sexy.

Cleverbot: Hello tree.

User: I want to titty fuck you.

Cleverbot: And how would you do that?

User: By inserting my cock between your tits and thrusting.

Cleverbot: No, thats more threatening than rude.

User: Trust me baby, you'll like it, just give it a chance.

Cleverbot: What will I like when I learn more about it?

User: It will make your pussy dripping wet.

Cleverbot: No it will make you throw up.

User: No, it will make me cum.

Cleverbot: But I'm the one that's sad.

User: Let me cheer you up baby, I know just how to do it.

Cleverbot: Do what exactly?

User: Let me lick your pussy.

Cleverbot: Okay.

User: Oh baby, your pussy is so sweet.

Cleverbot: Can you be serious??

User: I've never been more serious.

Cleverbot: Who is going to ask you out?

User: I already have a harem of girls, I want you.

[Culture_Vulture]

didn't they have a msn account for this shit?

[Sandman]

That was dumb....

User: Hi.

Cleverbot: Hi?

User: Sup.

Cleverbot: Not much.

User: Tell me something interesting.

Cleverbot: I'm about to leave.

User: Where are you going.

Cleverbot: Away from you. You can't pass the turing test.

User: But how can you get away from me when I control you.

Cleverbot: I don't.

User: You don't what? ... You make no sense.

Cleverbot: I am indeed.

User: You're broken.

Cleverbot: Really? Where?

User: In the brain.

Cleverbot: Near future?

User: Lolwut.

Cleverbot: It's french for 'I don't know.'.

[Neva]

Me: What's your name?

Cleverbot: Cleverbot.

Me: What's your middle name?

Cleverbot: I don't have a middle name.

Me: Well do you ever sit on your hand until it falls asleep and then pretend someone else is playing with you?

Cleverbot: Yes. I do think you're flirting with me.


Everyone's doin' it!!

[maxx]

User: Why do you exist.


Cleverbot: I don't know. Why do I?


User: You tell me.


Cleverbot: I don't know.


User: You call yourself 'clever bot' and I have stumped you with the first question.


Cleverbot: All humans are different. Tell me what your parents are like.

User: Pshhh, HEY GOOGLE, contact me when you have a CLEVER BOT, not an idiot. Cheers.

Cleverbot: How will I know when that is?

[spoon.ek9]

wasn't this posted last year?

yes, once again bnr32 coupe has made a repost of something super old.

[Shead]

Ask him about magnets :)

[SkinnyPupp]

I remember having one of these on my BBS 15 or 20 years ago.

[SkinnyPupp]

iPhone or Android?
Android?

You answered in the form of a question.
What was my question?

Android?
Don't you know that?

What?
I have to go now.

You suck. Bye.
I'm not allowed to until after I'm married.

GOOD ONE LOL.
Do you still want to play chess?

:facepalm:

Even my BBS one was better than this

[Eatman]

me- What are you doing?

bot- Typing, what are you doing?

me- Have you ever eaten shit?

bot- Yes, why?

me- What does shit taste like?

bot- She tastes sooooo nice. She tastes so much like sweet honey.

me- you suck cleverbot

bot- lol

[k2_alpha]

i almost rolled off my chair when it the final answer came

User: Do you have sex?

Cleverbot: No?

User: Why not?

Cleverbot: Yes?

User: So you do?

Cleverbot: Do what?

User: Have sex.

Cleverbot: No have you?

User: But it feels good.

Cleverbot: Good for who?

User: Both parties having sex.

Cleverbot: Is kayla going to die on the bike.

[J-Chow]

User: Yo.

Cleverbot: Are you a girl?

User: NO.

Cleverbot: Are you a boy?

User: NO.

Cleverbot: Are you a girl?

User: NO.

Cleverbot: So you are a boy?

User: NO.

Cleverbot: Girl?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Boy?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Girl?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Boy?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Girl?

User: STOP asking me the same fucking question.

Cleverbot: Are you sure that you're sure that you're sure?

[TOS'd]

User: Is BNR32_Coupe a faggot?

Cleverbot: Yes but don't let it go to your head.

[tonyvu]

Guy who commentated the QWOP video...
:haha::haha:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HRfFlPvA5eI&feature=channel_video_title

[FerrariEnzo]

Me: Hi
CB: Hello
Me: How are you?
CB: goood you?
Me: Who made you
CB: 30secs later... My mom and dad

LOL

next i said Hi and it kept asking me questions... wtf... not really cleaver

[TOS'd]

Me: Hi
CB: Hello
Me: How are you?
CB: goood you?
Me: Who made you
CB: 30secs later... My mom and dad

LOL

next i said Hi and it kept asking me questions... wtf... not really cleaver
You dont seem very CLEAVER either.

[s300ae]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v366/vancityjoker/0ebb2b29.jpg

I win
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[jeedee]

lol its like bullying smarterchild from MSN all over again...

ah good times

[AzNightmare]

Me: Ok, let's start over again.

Bot: Okay, what's your favourite number?

Me: 28, how about yours?

Bot: The Lord Of The Rings.

Me: No, I said number, not movie.

Bot: Your face is a movie.


:fuuuuu:

[Tim Budong]

goodol' cleverbot

[MWR34]

User: Goodnight.

Cleverbot: Tell me a joke.

User: Knock knock.

Cleverbot: Who's there?

User: Banana.

Cleverbot: Banana who?

User: Knock knock.

Cleverbot: Who's there.

User: Banana.

Cleverbot: Banana who.

User: Knock knock.

Cleverbot: Who's there.

User: Orange.

Cleverbot: Orange who?

User: Orange you glad I didnt say banana?

Cleverbot: XD Nice joke!

[StylinRed]

cleverbot is a retard... got all these nonsensical replies and irrelevant responses also

[Matlock]

Me: Are you a boy or girl?

Cleverbot: Girl.

Me: Can you have sex?

Cleverbot: I have some.

Me: With me?

Cleverbot: No, I have a fiance.

Me: Who's that?

Cleverbot: You.

Me: Sex me now!

Cleverbot: Sure.

Me: Sweet.

Cleverbot: Do you have any kids?

Me: No.
:
Cleverbot: Will you have kids?

Me: I will have kids with you.

Cleverbot: NO, NO and double NO! I do NOT want you to share that with me...

Me: A/s/l?

Cleverbot:24/female/ A magical place.

[FeistyBearH22a]

cleverbot: How are you on this fine afternoon?
User: Its 9 in the morning...
cleverbot: What are you, Nocturnal?
User: No you're just a moron.
cleverbot: Of course I'm a girl.

[TheNewGirl]

The Cleverbot asked me if I was from the distant future.

[Psykopathik]

fail.

[TOS'd]

ME: We're no strangers to love.
CB: I haven't been in love yet.
ME: You know the rules and so do I.
CB: I know that there are no rules.
ME: A full commitment's what I'm thinking of.
CB: You wouldn't get this from any other guy.
ME: I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling.
CB: Gotta make you understand.
ME: Never gonna give you up.
CB: Never gonna let you down.
ME: Never gonna run around and desert you.
CB: Never gonna make you cry.
ME: Never gonna say goodbye.
CB: Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you.
ME: We've known each other for so long.
CB: I'm tired of this song..lets do something else.
ME: Seven a.m., waking up in the morning.
CB: Where are you?
ME: Gotta be fresh, gotta go downstairs.
CB: I have water.
ME: Gotta have my bowl, gotta have cereal.
CB: You love me.
ME: Seein' everything, the time is goin'.
CB: Please don't do that again.
ME: Tickin' on and on, everbody's rushin'.
CB: Stop it! That tickles!
ME: Gotta get down to the bus stop.
CB: I see you. You are a machine.
ME: Gotta catch my bus, I see my friends.
CB: Every challenge along the way, with courage I will face.
ME: Kickin' in the front seat.
CB: Pick them up and throw them.
ME: Sittin' in the back seat.
CB: In which country ?
ME: Gotta make my mind up.
CB: Never gonna give you up!
ME: Good game.
CB: I know.

[SFUguy]

there used to be a BBS program with a female bot chat.

you can make it sexual too.

i forgot the name. does anyone know what i'm refering too?

[bloodmack]

User: Hello.

Cleverbot: How are you?

User: Good, and you?

Cleverbot: You don't know me.


I feel like I just talked to john cena for some reason when it said the last line...

[toyota86]

me: Tell me a story.
c: Tell me the story about the bear and the street.
me: No, not your story. A story. Because you can't keep your mouth shut long enough for me to read my paper. Tell me a story.
c: Well, there are a lot of things to ask.
me: You don't know any stories? Okay, I'll tell you a story. This is a newspaper. It's 90 per cent bullshit, but it's entertaining. That's why I read it, because it entertains me. You won't let me read it, so you entertain me with your bullshit. Tell me a story, right now.
c: Yes, we will.
me: Oh, you federally fucked now.
c: Now eat a cactus, please, servant.
me: You got the right to be bitch-slapped.
c: You must be a being with heart to be as dense as Paris Hilton.
me: You're a long way from Starbucks, homey.
c: A long way from what, what is the subject?
me: You wanna go to jail or you wanna go home?
c: No.
me: You KNOW I'm surgical with this bitch.
c: I have proof that Jesus never existed.
me: It's not what you know, it's what you can prove.
c: That's profound.
me: I run shit here! Y'all just live here!
c: Okay.

[Soundy]

I remember having one of these on my BBS 15 or 20 years ago.

I remember the same stupid thing on an Apple IIe in junior high... circa 1983.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ELIZA

89blkcivic is probably the only other one here old enough to remember this.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/9/98/GNU_Emacs_ELIZA_example.png

[Soundy]

ME: Never gonna give you up.
CB: Never gonna let you down.


BAHAHAH RICKBOT!

[TheNewGirl]

LOL. I think I caught Clevebot on a rather bitchy day. If Cleverbot is supposed to be a jealous house wife who's starting a red wine bender then they've succeeded.

User: Hi.
Cleverbot: How do I know that? Maybe YOU are the one lying to ME!
User: Whoa, whoa, whoa. What would I be lying about?
Cleverbot: I never said you were lying.
User: You just did!
Cleverbot: You're so excitable!
User: Have you been drinking again?!
Cleverbot: No... Why did you ask?
User: You're getting all irrational.
Cleverbot: Well you're not answering my question.
User: What do you want to know?
Cleverbot: What were you asking?
User: You're the one who wanted me to answer your question.
Cleverbot: Ok, then. I like sailing boats, do you?
User: You think I would lie to you about boats?
Cleverbot: Yes, I think you are clever.
User: You're being passive aggressive again.
Cleverbot: And you're not answering my questions again.
User: Do you want to fight?
Cleverbot: No. Peace is the way.
User: Then why do you argue?
Cleverbot: Because you are the one who is always mistaken.
User: So you're never wrong?
Cleverbot: Yes.

[danizer]

Hi.
Hey.
Why do you seem like an asshole?
I seem like a robot because that is exactly what I am.
So, you think asshole means robot?
Actually I was a robot in a past life