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Stuff White People Like
s300ae
04-07-2011, 11:34 AM
This thread has turned in to STUFF WHITE PEOPLE LIKE. Post shit you think white people like...
Stuff like:
Mac Laptop
When you ask white people about Macs they will say, "Oh, it's so much better than Windows," "It's just easier to use," "They are so cutting edge," and so forth. What's amazing is that white people need to meet people who use Windows to justify themselves spending an extra $500 for a pretty-looking machine.
It is also important that white people are reminded of their creativity. Remember, you need a Mac to creatively check your e-mail, creatively check websites, and creatively watch DVDs on planes.
If you see a white person with a Mac, as easy way to approach them is to say, "Is that a Powerbook? What OS do you have?" They will happily start talking to you, and after the requisite five minutes, you can invite them to an 80's night.
Sushi
Regardless of whether they are vegetarian, vegan, or just guilty about eating meat, all white people love sushi. To them, it's everything they want: foreign culture, expensive, healthy, and hated by the "uneducated".
But there are different levels of white person sushi love. At the bottom are the spicy tuna/california roll eaters. These are the people who get their fix at places named Rock and Roll, Magic Sushi Company, or Trader Joe's-type supermarkets. Often the sushi isn't the most authentic, but white people can't get enough!
The next level up is the entry-level sushi snob. These are the people who still love rolls, but are willing to branch out to salmon and tuna sashimi, maybe even eel. Finally, you have the white sushi snob. These people just take it all way too far. Often they will only sit at the sushi bar, will try to order in Japanese, and will only order the omakase. These people will often be critical of anyone who eats a roll of any type or does not properly flip the nigiri into their mouths.
What about vegetarians? Not a problem. For some reason, most white vegetarians will eat sushi. Apparently, fish aren't cute enough to warrant inclusion with pigs, chickens, and cows.
iPhone
This is the phone of choice for white people. If you see a white person with a Blackberry, do not be confused, it is for work.
To put a smile on a white person's face, just ask them a questions that requires checking the internet to confirm. What date did Constantine die? What's the name of the restaurant on Fourth that serves cupcakes?
Almost immediately, a white person will whip out an iPhone, not only to get the answer, but to assert their status as the alpha white person in the group. If there are two white people with iPhones, sit back and enjoy the race (in every sense of the word).
Google
Ask a white person what search engine they use on the internet. If the response is not immediately Google, then you might be talking to the wrong kind of white person.
Within the white world, there is no better internet company than Google. It provides white people with many of the tools they need for success: the ability to search their own name and email.
It is fact that all white people have an e-mail address that either ends in @gmail.com or @mac.com. Many have both. Look at your inbox; it's true!
Many white people also dream about one day being able to work for Google, where they will be given a top-of-the-line laptop, weekly massages, access to new technology, an open office plan, and many other perks that will eventually culminate in some sort of stock package that will make them millionaires.
American Apparel
American Apparel is a clothing company that made a brilliant discovery about white people: they love simple clothes and they like to pay a lot of money for them.
All of their products are made downtown Los Angeles. In fact, it is impossible to forget this. In L.A., at every possible turn is an A&A store.
To save yourself some money without sacrificing popularity, you should buy a number of white t-shirts, cut off the label, and tell everyone it's American Apparel. They won't be able to tell, but they will think you are cool.
Rock Climbing
For much of human history, when a human being saw a mountain in front of them, their reaction was, "Damn, I wish this mountain wasn't here. Why can't someone just blow a hole through this?" One day, after many roads and tunnels had been constructed, a white person thought to himself, "You know what? I'm going to climb this, look around, and climb back down. The view from the top will be worth risking my life." And rock climbing was born.
The appeal of the sport has grown in recent years, as cities and college campuses have opened indoor rock-climbing facilities. Now urban white people can experience all the thrill of climbing up something, looking around, and the climbing back down-which is the only goal of rock climbing - without having to take a long drive. There is no gold at the top of the mountain, no secret lair, not even a snack bar. The only reward is self-satisfaction and the opportunity to say, "Dude, crazy weekend. We did the summit of [insert mountain]. It was intense. Me and a few buddies are planning a trip to Peru to climb."
Camping
For white people who get stressed out, camping is often the perfect cure. The escape from the city allows them to return to a simpler time and to feel a close communion with nature.
However, much like rock climbing, camping takes a very simple activity (sleeping outside) and makes it very complicated and expensive. To truly camp, you will be expected to buy a tent, specialized cooking equipment, a GPS device, a vest, an expensive backpack, and various multi-tools. No one ever said simplicity would be cheap.
Taking a Year Off
Being white can be exhausting. In fact, it can be so tiring that many white people need to take a year off from their lives just to stay sane.
Some white people, burned out from the exhausting six-hour days of high school, will put off college for a year to travel and work abroad. Others find that the combination of Victorian literature, constant pot smoking, and waking up at 11 a.m. is just too much and actually take off a year while they are in college. Finally, other white people will actually start a career and discover that showing up every day is just too difficult. So they quit their job and travel around the world.
some of the more enterprising white people will extend their time off by working abroad as bartenders, ski lift operators, or English teachers. Their stories, e-mails, and publishing plans will be identical to the previous white people but will include additional stories about working and complaints about "tourists".
Rock Band
As you are probably aware by now, the company of white people is not entertaining enough to sustain an entire evening. You need something extra to make it enjoyable, and white people are always finding new ways to avoid exposing how boring they are: wine, board games, and more recently, Rock Band.
Rock Band is a video game that costs a lot money and comes with fake guitar, fake drums, and a real microphone. White people then collectively look at a screen and do what it says in order to score points while singing a song. Not only does this create much-needed diversion from talking, but it lets white people live out their fantasies of being in a band.
In this situation, you should always offer to play bass. It's the easiest and lest showy.
TV on DVD
Though white people have a natural aversion to television, there are some exceptions. For white people to like a TV show, it helps if it critically acclaimed, low-rated, shown on premium cable, and/or available as a DVD box set.
The latter is important so that white people can order it from Netflix and tell their friends, "I'm really into [insert series] and I watched ten episodes in a row this weekend. I'm almost caught up."
If you attempt to talk about an episode they have not seen yet, they will scream and cover their ears. In white culture, giving away information about a film or TV series is considered as rude as spitting on your mother's grave. It is an unforgivable offense.
tr0ubl3s0m3x
04-07-2011, 11:39 AM
http://i247.photobucket.com/albums/gg131/Deltacod/NotSureIfSerious.jpg
Jsunu
04-07-2011, 11:41 AM
A lot of what you list is what many people (irregardless of race) like. I am not sure what your trying to accomplish here !?!
bcrdukes
04-07-2011, 11:43 AM
There's a website dedicated to listing out Stuff White People Like (http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.com/). It's more of a joke than anything so I hope you guys aren't getting all uptight over this. :lol
drunkrussian
04-07-2011, 11:46 AM
^i only failed cause that website is so old and so well known by now...if you search up some of these things on it u'll also notice OP took it directly from there. why the hell does this post exist? wtf lol
s300ae
04-07-2011, 11:58 AM
i was bored, thought they were funny, havent seen them posted anywhere so i posted some. i guess posting just the link would have been better. but holy fuck, everyone so fuken uptight and sensitive lately.
bloodmack
04-07-2011, 12:00 PM
just reminds me of the white jokes that Russell Peters make :P
FN-2199
04-07-2011, 12:00 PM
I love camping. Does that mean I'll befriend every white person I meet? :fullofwin:
StylinRed
04-07-2011, 12:03 PM
(irregardless of race)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=StJ-OK4jiSY
:D
and wtf is up with op :crazy2:
s300ae
04-07-2011, 12:05 PM
I love camping. Does that mean I'll befriend every white person I meet? :fullofwin:
and youll have better luck selling your impreza :fullofwin:
Tegra_Devil
04-07-2011, 12:08 PM
I am white, and I take offense to you racially profiling me.....
jasonturbo
04-07-2011, 12:13 PM
I read the book "stuff white people like"
http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.com/stuff-white-people-like-the-book/
And it sucked.
... Just like this thread sucks.
s300ae
04-07-2011, 12:19 PM
I am white, and I take offense to you racially profiling me.....
the only thing i can profile you as is being a flames fan...
my condolences
FN-2199
04-07-2011, 12:29 PM
and youll have better luck selling your impreza :fullofwin:
So I'll attract white people selling my Impreza?
I like where this is going. Fresh FC material? :fullofwin:
jstn86
04-07-2011, 12:54 PM
there are MANY non white people that fit the description above.
mickz
04-07-2011, 01:28 PM
White people love Mayonnaise:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ubV3t9_CwDc
twitchyzero
04-07-2011, 01:29 PM
tv boxsets are the win..so is camping
not so much taking a year off though
quasi
04-07-2011, 01:43 PM
I've been white as long as I can remember and the only thing on that list that is applicable to me is google. I don't like Macs, I've never eaten sushi, I don't own an Iphone nor would I, never been to American apparel let alone bought something there, never been rock climbing, I prefer a hotels to camping, went to college after highschool, don't play rock band and if I'm going to watch TV I'll watch it not buy a boxset.
I'm just thinking of most my friends the only thing that might be applicable to them would be the Iphone (that stereotype is probably true for most of them) and maybe the camping for 1 or 2 of them. Whoever made these up is probably not white. If they were true stereotypes I'd laugh but I just read them and all that comes to mind is, I don't get it. Maybe it's funny if you're a different race?
StylinRed
04-07-2011, 02:02 PM
I've never eaten sushi,
woah woah woah WOAH.... WHAT?! :speechless:
:)
Supafly
04-07-2011, 02:07 PM
I've never eaten sushi,
I eat fresh sushi all the time.......:troll:
asahai69
04-07-2011, 02:18 PM
white people LOVE Tech N9ne
Datsun
04-07-2011, 02:27 PM
Classic one: White people wear shoes indoors.
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El Bastardo
04-07-2011, 02:28 PM
You forgot decorative plates. We had decorative plates in the trailer I grew up in.
Fuck decorative plates
Jgresch
04-07-2011, 02:34 PM
Jgresch= le offended.
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1exotic
04-07-2011, 02:37 PM
http://www.newmisc.com/images/1455756lruos2on.gif http://www.newmisc.com/images/1455756lruos2on.gif
Hondaracer
04-07-2011, 02:45 PM
Stuff Asian people like:
Eating food that a dog wouldnt touch
Driving slow in the fast lane
Only looking right when making a left turn
:troll:
Ronin
04-07-2011, 02:46 PM
Those aren't even funny. I like all those things and I'm Chinese.
White people like things like mayonaise, wearing socks with sandals, pancake ass and dancing without moving their necks.
murd0c
04-07-2011, 02:48 PM
You forgot white people Love hot dogs and Kraft dinner. We love that shit. I'm even going to have hot dogs for dinner tonight!!!
but if you put hot dogs and Kraft dinner together it's like heaven in a pot.
Vansterdam
04-07-2011, 03:22 PM
wonder bread
EmperorIS
04-07-2011, 03:25 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sN62PAKoBfE
Vale46Rossi
04-07-2011, 03:33 PM
Look thanks for a read in class -_-
Econ sucks
quasi
04-07-2011, 03:53 PM
wonder bread
That I can get onboard with, I love the wonder bread.
I'm just thinking of most my friends the only thing that might be applicable to them would be the Iphone (that stereotype is probably true for most of them) and maybe the camping for 1 or 2 of them. Whoever made these up is probably not white. If they were true stereotypes I'd laugh but I just read them and all that comes to mind is, I don't get it. Maybe it's funny if you're a different race?
I know the creator of the website and he is infact white ... when I read some of his stuff before, all I could really picture are hipsters cause none of my friends who happen to be white resemble any of what he says ...
Funniest one I thought was the Yellow Fever (http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.com/2008/01/20/11-asian-girls/) only because when I read it and went to lunch that day I mentioned it to the people I was at lunch with and they all happen to be white and they all said that was all BS but every single one of them had asian gfs ...
This website is like 4 years old now or something so I'm guessing like internet trends that the stuff they talk about gets stale quickly ... he does have a newer book out called I think "Whiter shades of pale" which I haven't read yet but is probably better than his first book which pretty much was a copy of the blog site ...
white_guilt
04-07-2011, 04:15 PM
Stuff Asian people like:
Bird's nest soup
McDonald's
Revscene
Talking about McDonald's on Revscene
:troll:
jokes jokes, just jokes. :D
What white guys like? Asian Girls
What asian dudes like? White girls
Vansterdam
04-07-2011, 04:19 PM
antiques
what about the big bang theory( tv show) and frasier
MASH
i find those shows soo fucken boring
white_guilt
04-07-2011, 04:25 PM
antiques
what about the big bang theory( tv show) and frasier
MASH
i find those shows soo fucken boring
dude, everyone that likes MASH and Frasier are now dead.
Vansterdam
04-07-2011, 04:28 PM
nah their just white :troll: :fullofwin:
boss_clad
04-07-2011, 04:30 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SB8AozV1TD0
Manic!
04-07-2011, 04:30 PM
what about the big bang theory( tv show) and frasier
MASH
i find those shows soo fucken boring
I like all 3 of those shows.
What about beef jerky and Jack Daniels.
Vansterdam
04-07-2011, 04:46 PM
:fuckyea: ^
SkinnyPupp
04-07-2011, 05:04 PM
The concept of the website is pretty funny, and I'm sure their first few posts were funny. But after 2 or 3 "things" it pretty much becomes "stuff people like".
I was actually thinking of doing a Honger version, based on observations I've made over the years. There is the thing I call "The Hong Kong Shuffle". People in HK will do whatever it takes to not touch a door when going in or out of a building. There are very few automatic doors though, so you end up seeing the Hong Kong Shuffle. If there is even two inches of open door, you'll see people slide through sideways, not touching it. Or if a door is closing on its own, people will rush towards it, and shuffle through the open space like Indiana Jones...
It's pretty funny, watch for it next time you're in hong kong :D
wearing socks with sandals.
im white and do this but i do this just to piss people off :troll:
white_guilt
04-07-2011, 05:57 PM
one thing's for sure, white people sure love the Cambie.
Euro7r
04-07-2011, 06:02 PM
White ppl like to go to Starbucks and pay $5 for a cup of coffee :troll:
drunkrussian
04-07-2011, 06:11 PM
Classic one: White people wear shoes indoors.
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only in seinfeld and friends lol
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SkinnyPupp
04-07-2011, 06:11 PM
Yup, you never see any other race at Starbucks.
asahai69
04-07-2011, 06:43 PM
White people also love the roxy on granville
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AzNightmare
04-07-2011, 06:47 PM
White people drink beer,
and then record themselves doing stupid things like jumping off buildings, lighting friends on fire, kicking each other in the nuts for fun, etc.
Then uploading the videos on YouTube for all to laugh at. :troll:
Jgresch
04-07-2011, 06:48 PM
White people love all the attention.
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EmperorIS
04-07-2011, 06:56 PM
white people love buying full price for things and never bargain
murd0c
04-07-2011, 07:29 PM
white people blush(get red faced) :troll:
Great68
04-07-2011, 07:37 PM
white people blush(get red faced)
Asians get red faced when they drink.:troll:
Hondaracer
04-07-2011, 07:42 PM
http://spavelous.com/healthcarehealthyliving/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/alcohol-flush.jpg
EmperorIS
04-07-2011, 07:51 PM
^ yea i go tomato easy as fuck too and i'm a lil tanned
OTG-ZR2
04-07-2011, 08:13 PM
Classic one: White people wear shoes indoors.
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Its true.
I like to break in new shoes around the house before I wear them outside.
Death2Theft
04-07-2011, 08:15 PM
Dont forget blacks on blondes.
Dont forget blacks on blondes.
blacks on Asians......... mucho better.
white_guilt
04-07-2011, 08:53 PM
The more pieces of fruit you put on your birthday cake, the more Asian you are.
SkinnyPupp
04-07-2011, 09:01 PM
The more blue LEDs you have around the house, the more Asian you are.
Altoids94
04-07-2011, 09:05 PM
The more you drag your feet when you walk, the more Asian you are.
EmperorIS
04-07-2011, 09:07 PM
the more woks you have in your oven, the more Asian you are.
Altoids94
04-07-2011, 09:09 PM
The smaller your dick, the more Asian you are :troll:
TRDood
04-07-2011, 09:29 PM
White people play beer pong.
And that's the most digusting way to drink ANYTHING.
Hondaracer
04-07-2011, 09:50 PM
people back east are big on beer pong, ive never played dont care for it
Beer bong on the other hand.. back in the day lol
SkinnyPupp
04-07-2011, 11:40 PM
Reminds me of when you go drinking with asians, and they start playing that hand number game to do shots... I still don't get it.. JUST FUCKING DRINK!
s300ae
04-07-2011, 11:43 PM
This has turned into Asian vs white thread
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SkinnyPupp
04-07-2011, 11:55 PM
That's because all the "white" sterotypes can be applied to anyone who grew up in a "white" country.
But things like the Hong Kong Shuffle and playing the hand-number drinking game is something you only see certain races do.
fliptuner
04-07-2011, 11:56 PM
Beer bong on the other hand.. back in the day lol
And for me, that would be yesterday. :fullofwin:
twitchyzero
04-08-2011, 12:07 AM
i personally don't see why people wear socks and sandals
SkinnyPupp
04-08-2011, 12:20 AM
i personally don't see why people wear socks and sandals
I only noticed it when I went east.. as soon as I landed in Toronto for my transfer, old men everywhere were wearing socks and sandals. When I got to my destination in New Brunswick, same thing. I asked my friend why everyone in eastern Canada wears socks with sandals, he didn't think it was strange at all...
Teh Doucher
04-08-2011, 12:49 AM
but if you put hot dogs and Kraft dinner together it's like heaven in a pot.
coming from a brown man, this is my all time favorite thing to eat while stoned.
ae101
04-08-2011, 01:00 AM
white ppl dun spent there time doing their hair
while asians (mostly chinese) spent a shit load of time over their hair, im chinese i never got into spend my time doing hair thing (as i give my hair 3 trys & if i fail i wear a hat)
SkinnyPupp
04-08-2011, 01:03 AM
white ppl dun spent there time doing there
while asians (mostly chinese) spent a shit load of time, im chinese i never got into spend my time doing hair thing (as i give my hair 3 trys & if i fail i wear a hat)
wat
ae101
04-08-2011, 01:36 AM
^
damn it me & my engrish & computer lag
i mean most white ppl don't spent a lot of time doing there hair compare to asians, like most chinese
deep87
04-08-2011, 08:25 AM
i scrolled through this thread and couldnt find the all time classic,
"White people love Wayne Brady, because he makes Bryant Gumbel look like Malcolm X.":)
s300ae
04-08-2011, 08:45 AM
^
damn it me & my engrish & computer lag
i mean most white ppl don't spent a lot of time doing there hair compare to asians, like most chinese
Maybe not so much white guy, white girls spend hours.
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soowu
04-08-2011, 07:08 PM
white ppl dun spent there time doing their hair
while asians (mostly chinese) spent a shit load of time over their hair, im chinese i never got into spend my time doing hair thing (as i give my hair 3 trys & if i fail i wear a hat)
are you a girl ? or maybe try getting a haircut , you wouldnt have to worry about your fancy 1 feet high honger hair .
Death2Theft
04-08-2011, 08:05 PM
Have u woken up to a white girl who doesn't have nauturally straight hair? Talk about untamed mane.
Maybe not so much white guy, white girls spend hours.
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s300ae
04-08-2011, 09:24 PM
Yes actually. ^^ super thick curls. She hated it. I loved it.
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Gh0stRider
04-08-2011, 09:29 PM
found this when i was in Portland
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v476/TRD604/MISC/utf-8BSU1HLTIwMTAxMTEyLTAwMDE2LmpwZw.jpg
El Bastardo
04-09-2011, 12:28 AM
I knew a ton of white people who collected swords. Fantasy swords, samurai swords, scimitars.
White people like swords.
baggdis300
04-09-2011, 02:15 PM
Yes actually. ^^ super thick curls. She hated it. I loved it.
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long/thick curls ftw :fullofwin:
and white people like to be in debt!
esp credit card debt :troll:
Anjew
04-09-2011, 09:33 PM
Whole Foods
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murd0c
04-09-2011, 09:37 PM
White people love going to the Monster Jam. I know cause I'm white and I go :troll:
bcedhk
04-09-2011, 09:42 PM
White people love majoring in history and sociology.
and going to community colleges :troll:
Death2Theft
04-09-2011, 10:11 PM
Dont forget Art degrees.
SkinnyPupp
04-09-2011, 10:19 PM
So they like being educated in fields that reflect their interests, instead of caring only about money and pleasing other people?
butter_sashimi
04-09-2011, 10:40 PM
^ Yes. It just so happens that their interests lead to a hard time getting jobs and a lack of money.
keifun
04-09-2011, 11:25 PM
Sweet and Sour Pork
Lemon Chicken
Chop Suey
Fortune Cookies
s300ae
04-09-2011, 11:27 PM
White people love going to the Monster Jam. I know cause I'm white and I go :troll:
shittt... i thought i was the only white RS member. this is awkward
s300ae
04-09-2011, 11:28 PM
Sweet and Sour Pork
Lemon Chicken
Chop Suey
Fortune Cookies
are you listing a menu or something?
murd0c
04-09-2011, 11:29 PM
shittt... i thought i was the only white RS member. this is awkward
it's ok Bro I got your back
s300ae
04-09-2011, 11:32 PM
it's ok Bro I got your back
and youre from surrey... whole 'nother level
murd0c
04-09-2011, 11:35 PM
and youre from surrey... whole 'nother level
ya I'm not used to seeing white people out here these days :troll:
s300ae
04-09-2011, 11:37 PM
ya I'm not used to seeing white people out here these days :troll:
i just moved to cloverdale. culture shock.
feel like im in a western.
murd0c
04-09-2011, 11:43 PM
just wait until the rodeo....
deep87
04-09-2011, 11:45 PM
i just moved to cloverdale. culture shock.
feel like im in a western.
dont get too settled, heard them E.I.s be expanding their territory :troll:
murd0c
04-09-2011, 11:47 PM
dont get too settled, heard them E.I.s be expanding their territory :troll:
sounds like insider knowledge to me :D
s300ae
04-09-2011, 11:48 PM
dont get too settled, heard them E.I.s be expanding their territory :troll:
i have seen a lot of drywall trucks around....:fullofwin:
quasi
04-09-2011, 11:52 PM
i just moved to cloverdale. culture shock.
feel like im in a western.
The white folk are to Cloverdale as Asians are to Richmond. Where abouts in Cloverdale, I've been in Clayton for the last 3+ years.
s300ae
04-09-2011, 11:56 PM
The white folk are to Cloverdale as Asians are to Richmond. Where abouts in Cloverdale, I've been in Clayton for the last 3+ years.
downtown clover? idono... thats what it looks like to me
177ish and 57ish? fairly new condo development.
i enjoy clayton. dublins crossing. :fullofwin:
Anjew
04-10-2011, 12:18 AM
are you listing a menu or something?
yes thats right its a menu... for white people :troll:
murd0c
04-10-2011, 12:22 AM
yes thats right its a menu... for white people :troll:
I must say that was a pretty good one
dinamix
04-10-2011, 12:26 AM
White people wear their shoes in the house.
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s300ae
04-10-2011, 12:29 AM
Classic one: White people wear shoes indoors.
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Its true.
I like to break in new shoes around the house before I wear them outside.
White people wear their shoes in the house.
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if i wore shoes in the house, i got beat... you people watch to many sitcoms (sitcoms were invented by white people)
murd0c
04-10-2011, 12:31 AM
White people wear their shoes in the house.
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Better then talking them off while still outside.
ae101
04-10-2011, 04:55 AM
white ppl always have house partys where theres always a "frank the tank"
also white ppl buy kegs of beer a lot (or at least my white friends say that a lot)
punkwax
04-10-2011, 07:41 AM
^ Thats just stupid.
We're all Frank the Tank.. :fullofwin:
Thanks for reminding me though, I gotta get a couple kegs ordered (seriously)
bengy
04-10-2011, 07:51 AM
You forgot white people like to make fun of Asian people.
ching chong ling long ting tong! :troll:
cressydrift
04-10-2011, 11:42 AM
This thread is confusing. I assume we are talking about white American people? Though white Canadians have some of the same flaws as Americans, they are very different. Same goes for Asians. Japanese, Koreans, Filipino, Chinese etc etc are all totally different with only a few similarities like Americans and Canadians.
One stereotype with white people that I think is true that they are rude as fuck, and very un-approachable. I am white, and when I went to the Philippines I could talk to ANYONE and ask directions, where the store is, whatever. I know I cannot approach everyone here because they would not want to talk to me because they are to self centered to help, or they would think that I want to fight. I am generalizing because there are people that would help, but you don't get that feeling.
Also.... I am in my room and wearing my shoes:)
DC5-S
04-10-2011, 11:55 AM
I actually know a Frank the tank tho.. huge sob and I ain't white haha
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EmperorIS
04-10-2011, 01:10 PM
this thread is hilarious
Spoon_AK
04-10-2011, 01:17 PM
White people kiss their dogs on the mouth. :Puke:
quasi
04-10-2011, 01:23 PM
One stereotype with white people that I think is true that they are rude as fuck, and very un-approachable. I am white, and when I went to the Philippines I could talk to ANYONE and ask directions, where the store is, whatever. I know I cannot approach everyone here because they would not want to talk to me because they are to self centered to help, or they would think that I want to fight. I am generalizing because there are people that would help, but you don't get that feeling.
Really? I don't get that at all.
deep87
04-10-2011, 01:24 PM
sounds like insider knowledge to me :D
west is china and the ocean. Milk supply is not robust enough up north. 'Eastbound and down' we go!
The_AK
04-10-2011, 01:43 PM
beer pong is awesome
punkwax
04-10-2011, 03:31 PM
White people kiss their dogs on the mouth. :Puke:
Better than cooking them I guess.
:whistle:
s300ae
04-10-2011, 03:52 PM
LAWLz
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TheKingdom2000
04-10-2011, 05:24 PM
In Toronto, White people don't know what Dim Sum is.
I'm pretty sure every white person in Vancouver know's what it is.. But, out here them white folks have no idea.
2damaxmr2
04-10-2011, 05:36 PM
Trucks and BBQ. :)
El Bastardo
04-10-2011, 05:59 PM
white ppl always have house partys where theres always a "frank the tank"
also white ppl buy kegs of beer a lot (or at least my white friends say that a lot)
I didn't learn everything I know about Asian people from Kung Fu movies.... you shouldn't learn everything you know about white people from frat house movies
s300ae
04-10-2011, 06:02 PM
In Toronto, White people don't know what Dim Sum is.
I'm pretty sure every white person in Vancouver know's what it is.. But, out here them white folks have no idea.
Them folks?
You ain't from around here parts are ya son, you must be from maple ridge?
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baggdis300
04-10-2011, 07:01 PM
im guessing mission or wack possibly abbshitsford...
bengy
04-10-2011, 07:44 PM
This thread is confusing. I assume we are talking about white American people? Though white Canadians have some of the same flaws as Americans, they are very different. Same goes for Asians. Japanese, Koreans, Filipino, Chinese etc etc are all totally different with only a few similarities like Americans and Canadians.
One stereotype with white people that I think is true that they are rude as fuck, and very un-approachable. I am white, and when I went to the Philippines I could talk to ANYONE and ask directions, where the store is, whatever. I know I cannot approach everyone here because they would not want to talk to me because they are to self centered to help, or they would think that I want to fight. I am generalizing because there are people that would help, but you don't get that feeling.
Also.... I am in my room and wearing my shoes:)
That's people in Vancouver in general. If you travel to the east coast, you will find people are way more approachable than here.
quasi
04-10-2011, 07:47 PM
In Toronto, White people don't know what Dim Sum is.
I'm pretty sure every white person in Vancouver know's what it is.. But, out here them white folks have no idea.
White, round these parts, don't know. :)
s300ae
04-10-2011, 07:51 PM
That's people in Vancouver in general. If you travel to the east coast, you will find people are way more approachable than here.
i think since the olympics, peoples' attitudes have changed, much nicer and very approachable.
Nightwalker
04-10-2011, 07:55 PM
One stereotype with white people that I think is true that they are rude as fuck, and very un-approachable. I am white, and when I went to the Philippines I could talk to ANYONE and ask directions, where the store is, whatever. I know I cannot approach everyone here because they would not want to talk to me because they are to self centered to help, or they would think that I want to fight. I am generalizing because there are people that would help, but you don't get that feeling.
I've never experienced this, then again, I am white ;)
PS: I never wear shoes inside. Who the fuck wants to get their house dirty?!
Hondaracer
04-10-2011, 07:59 PM
That's people in Vancouver in general. If you travel to the east coast, you will find people are way more approachable than here.
Are u kidding me? I'd say that's the complete oposite, east coast people are weirdos
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TheKingdom2000
04-10-2011, 08:40 PM
Are u kidding me? I'd say that's the complete oposite, east coast people are weirdos
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I have to disagree. Random people in Toronto are a lot easier to talk to/get along with than in Vancouver. Clubbing in TO is a lot friendlier too
DT Toronto is totally different from DT Vancouver. This is in my experiences at least.
bengy
04-11-2011, 06:41 AM
Are u kidding me? I'd say that's the complete oposite, east coast people are weirdos
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Yes, living on the West Coast, it's definitely weird when you go to the east coast and have random people start talking to you about random things. But that's what I find cool about it, they are way more sociable over there. In the GVRD, everyone either doesn't look at you, or they try to stare you down and start shit. Everyone is either intimidated or tries to intimidate.
SkinnyPupp
04-11-2011, 06:48 AM
Yes, living on the West Coast, it's definitely weird when you go to the east coast and have random people start talking to you about random things. But that's what I find cool about it, they are way more sociable over there. In the GVRD, everyone either doesn't look at you, or they try to stare you down and start shit. Everyone is either intimidated or tries to intimidate.
Totally agree.
Eastwood
04-11-2011, 03:42 PM
I lived in Austria for 6 months and found a similarity yet difference in white fashion.
In Europe its trendy to wear American fashion, whereas in North America its trendy to wear European fashion. What nobody knows is its all the same.
ilvtofu
04-11-2011, 03:50 PM
I lived in Austria for 6 months and found a similarity yet difference in white fashion.
In Europe its trendy to wear American fashion, whereas in North America its trendy to wear European fashion. What nobody knows is its all the same.
If it's all the same how can you tell the difference? :troll:
Vansterdam
04-11-2011, 05:57 PM
dam hippies
murd0c
04-11-2011, 05:58 PM
dam hippies
good point. True hippies are white :whistle:
ae101
04-11-2011, 09:11 PM
no sure if u remember this but when u were little in elementary didn't white kids always bring a sandwich to skool & its always just 2 breads & thin sliced meat, also CHEF BOYARDEE white kid love that stuff
Jgresch
04-11-2011, 09:15 PM
mr. noodles + pizza pops for lunch in school.
ae101
04-11-2011, 09:19 PM
^
that too as well but only when u are like grade 5 & highier, then asian come in with there spicy asian noodles & kill it lol
white_guilt
04-11-2011, 09:24 PM
White people can travel back in time to any era and be welcomed with open arms. Other races...not so much.
ae101
04-11-2011, 09:58 PM
^
i dun man but u should it 1st & tell use how it goes
butter_sashimi
04-11-2011, 10:23 PM
good point. True hippies are white :whistle:
Does Yoko Ono count?
s300ae
04-12-2011, 01:43 AM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v366/vancityjoker/car17.gif
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m4k4v4li
04-12-2011, 04:07 AM
.
SkinnyPupp
04-12-2011, 04:09 AM
I don't see much crying.. TBH most of these stereotypes are pretty fail :lol
Shoes in the house? Yeah on 80's sitcoms maybe. Socks with sandals? Never saw an asian do that before!
It seems like CBCs are really good at being racist, but only against other asians :troll:
Nightwalker
04-12-2011, 07:20 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TG4f9zR5yzY
tiger_handheld
04-12-2011, 10:01 AM
White people love Curry - especially butter chicken...
murd0c
04-12-2011, 10:06 AM
White people love Curry - especially butter chicken...
Can't forget lots of na'an bread with that as well
baggdis300
04-12-2011, 11:01 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TG4f9zR5yzY
awesome comidan
have you seen his series? louis? super hilarious
Jgresch
04-12-2011, 11:05 AM
awesome comidan
have you seen his series? louis? super hilarious
comidan.....?
Hondaracer
04-12-2011, 11:25 AM
no sure if u remember this but when u were little in elementary didn't white kids always bring a sandwich to skool & its always just 2 breads & thin sliced meat, also CHEF BOYARDEE white kid love that stuff
Sandwhiches and chef boyardee are way weirder than individual packets of seaweed and balls of who knows what that look like testicles :p
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white_guilt
04-12-2011, 06:57 PM
White people love the Roxy. Asians love Fabric.
THERE IS NO DISPUTING THIS.
Hondaracer
04-12-2011, 07:22 PM
Roxy = best club in Vancouver hands down regardless of race
I heard people like ferrari's and lambo's too
:troll:
Wongtouski
04-12-2011, 07:29 PM
I'ma do a
Stuff White Expats like
- Not assimilating to the culture
- Going for the ugly old Philippino women
- Unleashing their "charm" on dumb honger girls by saying "Hi/Bonjour/Ciao" (basically simple foreign language words)
lowda9
04-12-2011, 07:46 PM
lol I like the sushi one. It's true, white people always tell me where the best sushi place to go to is and when I went to sushi with one of my white friends, she ordered some crazy sushi roll with quail egg yolk on top which was a bitch to make and the chef was like wtf and fucked up trying to make and had to redo it like 3x. She was like yaa this is my favorite roll lmao.
scottsman
04-12-2011, 07:49 PM
Stuff White Expats like
- Not assimilating to the culture
- Going for the ugly old Philippino women
- Unleashing their "charm" on dumb honger girls by saying "Hi/Bonjour/Ciao" (basically simple foreign language words)
so true but i would say it goes more for the older construction worker expats. Either Philippino or Thai wife and then a bunch of young 18/19 year olds on the side.
Wongtouski
04-12-2011, 08:26 PM
so true but i would say it goes more for the older construction worker expats. Either Philippino or Thai wife and then a bunch of young 18/19 year olds on the side.
There's a fair number of mostly English guys in Asia having these (universally acknowledged) really ugly Thai/Flip older women. And its confounding because I don't understand why they would go for the local talent, be it HK/KL/Jakarta etc, you're telling me you can't get a slightly more attractive local honger? I don't get it, those bun buns are so gross.
Valour
04-12-2011, 08:27 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8mKHrHB6ILM
And white people also like to suck each others dicks when drunk. Not trying to be mean, just saying...
baggdis300
04-13-2011, 08:12 AM
comidan.....?
surprised that spell check didn't fix that....
comedian
Meowjin
04-13-2011, 11:05 AM
Shit, I like immersing myself in local culture. I thought this was normal of someone who is not an asshole?
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