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   |  |       |  04-14-2011, 12:26 PM | #1 |   | Banned (ABWS) 
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			bone chopper sounds good
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					Originally Posted by taylor192   |  since you've mentioned in previous posts that you're from the east cost, first, i'd like to welcome you to vancouver! welcome, friend.   
now to properly assimilate yourself with vancouver culture, i suggest dampening your english speaking abilities (otherwise you might get funny looks from the locals). in addition, try to avoid shoulder checking, using turn signals, and developing hospices next to condominiums. lastly, you may find yourself as the token caucasian in a group of asian friends. as a token member of said group, you're entitled to acting a fool whenever you want because you're the odd fellow out. enjoy your stay in vancouver!
		 |   |   |   |      |  04-14-2011, 12:44 PM | #4 |   | I only answer to my username, my real name is Irrelevant! 
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			rofl wow.... lol wtf
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					Originally Posted by BNR32_Coupe  since you've mentioned in previous posts that you're from the east cost, first, i'd like to welcome you to vancouver! welcome, friend. 
 now to properly assimilate yourself with vancouver culture, i suggest dampening your english speaking abilities (otherwise you might get funny looks from the locals). in addition, try to avoid shoulder checking, using turn signals, and developing hospices next to condominiums. lastly, you may find yourself as the token caucasian in a group of asian friends. as a token member of said group, you're entitled to acting a fool whenever you want because you're the odd fellow out. enjoy your stay in vancouver!
 |    I only chose that smilie since I'm hoping that "Wife" is a poor translation of "Knife".   
If anyone can read what the package says and provide a better translation, please do!
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			The brand is Cleverest Son's WifeThey truncated a lot of text because the label wouldn't fit the whole description.
 
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			Too much direct translation lol.
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			wait a minute, there's something terribly wrong here. what are you doing in an asian supermarket?! !  Last edited by BNR32_Coupe; 04-15-2011 at 08:36 AM.
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			^ that was so bad
		 |   |   |   |      |  04-15-2011, 06:04 AM | #11 |   | I only answer to my username, my real name is Irrelevant! 
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					Originally Posted by BNR32_Coupe  wait a minute, there's something terribly wrong here. what are you doing in an asian supermarket?!  |  
there was a white chick in t&t the last time i was in there and she was talking to her friend like its the first time she's ever seen one/been in one  and she's like "omg, its like a Asian Costco"   : she was like 20? blonde
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			for direct translation it should be clever daughter-in-law actually...
		 
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			rofl..
 is it even any good at cutting?
 
 anyone tried it?
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					Originally Posted by orange7  is it even any good at cutting?
 anyone tried it on their wife?
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