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hk20000
04-15-2011, 06:50 PM
http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=220768216260#ht_6009wt_1025url&afsrc=1

I LOL'd

ilvtofu
04-15-2011, 06:58 PM
ROFL
Update, Tuesday 12th April: < I like this colour I just pretended to get off with myself in the back seats, I had someone confirm that they could see me. This unfortunately means the windows are only lightly tinted and it isn't privacy glass. Also worth mentioning that this car runs on petrol which can be bought at 'petrol stations', if you are unfamiliar with these then ask someone for directions to a place that sells over priced cold sausage rolls.

donjalapeno
04-15-2011, 06:58 PM
too much reading.

hk20000
04-15-2011, 06:58 PM
every bit of the reading is hilarious though.

k2_alpha
04-15-2011, 07:31 PM
http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=220768216260#ht_6009wt_1025url&afsrc=1

I LOL'd


I lol'd when I was reading your post and out of the corner of my I saw your display picture :)

1exotic
04-15-2011, 07:42 PM
170,000 pages view, wow lol.

RevRav
04-15-2011, 08:35 PM
Any inspection, test drive, pretend flight is more than welcome. If you don’t want to drive it you can just sit in the driver’s seat and I can make engines noises but there will be an additional fee for this. I can also make airplane noises my Airbus A380 is very impressive, helicopters are harder but I can try if that is your thing.

I just pretended to get off with myself in the back seats, I had someone confirm that they could see me. This unfortunately means the windows are only lightly tinted and it isn't privacy glass.

Finally for today, I think a pound coin fell out of my Bermuda shorts and has lodged itself somewhere under the drivers seat, if I don't find it before the car sells you can have this too. Dont be disappointed if its only 50p though, it sounded like a pound but could have been a 50.

:fullofwin:

jtanner_
04-15-2011, 09:21 PM
Totally worth the long read hahah

There are a couple of places (arches, rear bumper) that have been resprayed in places probably due to surface rust in the past. I say resprayed, it actually looks like it’s been done by a drunken blind clown at night hanging upside down from a moving giraffe. Honestly, Ghandi could have done a better job slapping paint on with his flip flops. Estimated cost to have this resprayed by someone that isn’t mentally incapacitated is about £150-200 but who knows, maybe you aren’t the picky type and just want a motor that runs well, is comfy and proper posh on the inside.

:fullofwin:

ae101
04-16-2011, 10:22 PM
Ford Focus 1.8 Zetec Ghia Mint Green (Possibly works underwater but this is unconfirmed) that got me right from the start :fullofwin:

Stealthy
04-16-2011, 11:04 PM
It’s done 107K miles which is much further than I can run and I wouldn’t even attempt to run that far not even for comic relief or children in need unless there was a cash incentive then I would consider it and work out some way to cheat. It would be an elaborate cheat including most likely a helicopter and several disguises, somewhere I have a dress up banana suit which I have only used once so I would probably try to get some more use out of it since I think it cost me about £60 a few years back.

I died lol'ing

TOS'd
04-16-2011, 11:18 PM
And people are bidding on his drawings...lol

http://shop.ebay.co.uk/pistolfeet/m.html?_nkw=&_armrs=1&_from=&_ipg=25

InvisibleSoul
04-17-2011, 01:15 AM
And people are bidding on his drawings...lol

http://shop.ebay.co.uk/pistolfeet/m.html?_nkw=&_armrs=1&_from=&_ipg=25
LoL... currently his five pictures have bids totalling about $215 CAD.