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Parking Secret No. 1. If there’s one place you should make sure to plug the meter, it’s in the 800-block of Hornby, right in front of the Law Courts. That’s because parking officers are testifying in traffic court and often write a few tickets on their way in or out. The Starbucks at Helmcken and Howe is also a danger zone: it’s right across the street from parking headquarters and where many parking officers go for coffee.
Parking Secret No. 2. If you’re running into Future Shop at Broadway and Pine and figure you’re safe in a permit spot for a minute or two, think again. More people receive permit-related tickets in the 2500-block of Pine than anywhere else. That’s because a resident calls parking enforcement about three times a day to complain about illegal parkers. Other blocks under the constant watch of irate residents include the 2400 blocks of Bayswater and Trutch and the residential streets around Langara College. ***Apparently not available anymore*** Parking Secret No. 3. For parking-meter tickets only, every driver in the city is entitled to one “courtesy cancellation.” If you call 604-257-8732, and ask nicely, the city will usually waive your fine. Each licence plate gets only one free pass over the life of the vehicle.
Parking Secret No. 4. The worst day of the week to park illegally is Wednesday. Parking officers work a nine-day fortnight and the one day virtually all of them are on shift is Wednesday. Not surprisingly, it’s also the day the most tickets are issued: 20 per cent more tickets, in fact, than on a typical Monday.
Parking Secret No. 5. The riskiest time of day to park illegally is in the afternoon, between noon and 4:30 p.m., since that’s when the various parking shifts overlap. However, there is a slight dip in ticket-writing between 12 p.m. and 1 p.m., when many parking officers are on their lunch breaks.
Parking Secret No. 6. As long as you’re not blocking a rush-hour route, 3 p.m. to 4 p.m. is “Happy Hour” for illegal parkers. Starting at 3:05 p.m. every weekday, parking officers from all over the city converge on routes such as Robson, Davie and Broadway to hand out no-stopping tickets and order vehicles towed away. As a result, enforcement of all other offences — such as expired meters and permit zones — drops off considerably for about an hour.
Parking Secret No. 7. Enjoy your Sunday brunch without fear of a parking ticket. The first shift of parking officers doesn’t start on Sundays until 11:30 a.m., much later than on other days. There’s a proposal before city council to move the start time to 8:30 a.m. but, for now, your chances of getting a ticket before noon on Sunday are slim.
Parking Secret No. 8. Night owls can rest easy. The first shift of parking officers starts at 6:15 a.m. and the last clocks off at 10:30 p.m. There are some exceptions for special events, but for the most part there is little to no parking enforcement overnight. However, this could change: a report has gone to city council proposing a new shift that would run until 2 a.m.
Parking Secret No. 9. A five-minute grace period exists in most no-parking areas, such as permit zones and commercial loading areas, so you’re allowed to stop briefly to pick someone up or drop them off. That also means a parking officer has to observe you sitting in such a spot for at least five minutes before writing you a ticket. Be warned, though: no such grace period exists for areas where you’re not allowed to stop at all — like rush-hour routes or bus zones — or for spots with a meter.
Parking Secret No. 10. All parking meters are not created equal. Downtown, where there are dedicated meter-checking foot patrols, the typical meter is usually checked by a parking officer at least once every two hours. In contrast, the meters along Commercial Drive and in Kerrisdale don’t have dedicated foot patrols and so may be checked as little as once a day.
Parking Secret No. 11. If you’re going to park illegally, don’t put on your four-way flashers. It provides no legal protection and just draws attention to your offence. “What it says to me is: I know it’s illegal, but I’m only doing it for awhile,” said parking officer Sherry Wevill.
Parking Secret No. 12. Just because there’s no chalk on your tires doesn’t mean you’re necessarily safe in a two-hour parking spot. Instead of chalking, some parking officers log the position of each car’s tire air valve in their hand-held computers. If the position hasn’t changed by the time they come back around, they know your car hasn’t moved. Other officers put a small stone on top of each tire or check tailpipes for signs of condensation.
Parking Secret No. 13. When the time runs out on your parking meter, you always get a two-minute “grace period”, regardless of whether you paid for four minutes or an hour. During that grace period, the meter will display a solid “000” instead of a flashing “0000” and you will not receive a ticket. However, the grace period also means if you tell an officer the meter just ran out, they know if you’re lying.
Parking Secret No. 14. You can get a ticket even if your meter is fully paid. Along several rush-hour routes, such as Robson, a meter will accept your change even though you’re not allowed to park there between 3 and 6 p.m. Stickers on each meter warn parkers of this fact, but dozens of paid-up parkers are still ticketed and towed every weekday.
Parking Secret No. 15. There are no parking enforcement officers working on either Christmas or New Year’s Day. Vancouver police will respond to complaints about serious safety violations, but your chances of getting a ticket for anything else on those two days are virtually zero.
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06-07-2011, 12:00 AM
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Originally Posted by Senna4ever Parking Secret No. 3. For parking-meter tickets only, every driver in the city is entitled to one “courtesy cancellation.” If you call 604-257-8732, and ask nicely, the city will usually waive your fine. Each licence plate gets only one free pass over the life of the vehicle.] | They dont have this anymore, just to let you guys know
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06-07-2011, 12:24 AM
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Good info, thanks.
I always wondered how they enforced the "max 2 hours" parking rule.
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06-07-2011, 12:25 AM
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Originally Posted by Senna4ever Parking Secret No. 13. When the time runs out on your parking meter, you always get a two-minute “grace period”, regardless of whether you paid for four minutes or an hour. During that grace period, the meter will display a solid “000” instead of a flashing “0000” and you will not receive a ticket. However, the grace period also means if you tell an officer the meter just ran out, they know if you’re lying. | Good tip!
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06-07-2011, 12:36 AM
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^ +1. Makes me curious to see this when I'm at work this week lol. Posted via RS Mobile |
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06-07-2011, 12:52 AM
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I can testify the spots at the corner of Howe and Helmcken. I've seen almost a whole row of ticketed cars walking my dog everyday. I myself got a ticket after going inside the building for 10 minutes.
Good to know.
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06-07-2011, 01:36 AM
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Originally Posted by MelonBoy They dont have this anymore, just to let you guys know  | Fuckballs....really?
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06-07-2011, 01:49 AM
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I saw this list before
But I forgot all the points. So good refresher.
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06-07-2011, 06:57 AM
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Originally Posted by Senna4ever Fuckballs....really? | This is true. The courtesy is gone.. just got a ticket Sunday (first one) and the bitch at City of Vancouver sounded pissed off when I asked nicely for it, so I hung up in the middle of her bitchy goodbye..
But good tips none the less!
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06-07-2011, 07:29 AM
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Parking Secret No. 2. If you’re running into Future Shop at Broadway and Pine and figure you’re safe in a permit spot for a minute or two, think again. More people receive permit-related tickets in the 2500-block of Pine than anywhere else. That’s because a resident calls parking enforcement about three times a day to complain about illegal parkers. Other blocks under the constant watch of irate residents include the 2400 blocks of Bayswater and Trutch and the residential streets around Langara College.
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good tips!
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06-07-2011, 07:45 AM
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very good to know, thanks!
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06-07-2011, 08:23 AM
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Great post! Thanks.
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06-07-2011, 08:57 AM
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Thanks, reposted to my fb.
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Parking Secret No. 13. When the time runs out on your parking meter, you always get a two-minute “grace period”, regardless of whether you paid for four minutes or an hour. During that grace period, the meter will display a solid “000” instead of a flashing “0000” and you will not receive a ticket. However, the grace period also means if you tell an officer the meter just ran out, they know if you’re lying.
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Good info... sent it to myself via email so I can always look it up.
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Very good info!
I was working on a project that involes a set of parking ticket data and I can definitely see the relationship between the data and these parking secrets.
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06-07-2011, 01:44 PM
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thank you sir!
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06-07-2011, 02:30 PM
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These tips appeared on the vancouver sun published on December 14 2009. Had this stuck on my bulletin board at home  ..
link below for the complete 4 days of info: http://www.vancouversun.com/news/par...063/story.html
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06-07-2011, 06:18 PM
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Originally Posted by Senna4ever Parking Secret No. 9. A five-minute grace period exists in most no-parking areas, such as permit zones and commercial loading areas, so you’re allowed to stop briefly to pick someone up or drop them off. That also means a parking officer has to observe you sitting in such a spot for at least five minutes before writing you a ticket. Be warned, though: no such grace period exists for areas where you’re not allowed to stop at all — like rush-hour routes or bus zones — or for spots with a meter. | This also doesn't include a no stopping zone. Stop there to do a passenger drop off and it's ticket time!
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06-07-2011, 07:21 PM
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For night parkers in Downtown, street meters don't go into affect from 10pm - 9am. So virtually it's free during those time.
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06-07-2011, 09:28 PM
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Tip #2 parking on Pine St...i've parked there a few times..i'd say as long as it's under 30 min it's safe...i doubt residents can complain and get patrols to come within that time frame.
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06-07-2011, 09:29 PM
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#7 & 8 are wrong, They actually start at 6:15 am to 2:30am 7 days a week. The department changed their hours of operation over a year ago.
#9 The 5 min grace is specific to any no parking zone. Anything like a commercial loading zone is a no stopping and you will be ticketed and towed right away.
However, there are regular loading zones. You just have to make sure the sign does not say commercial Loading zone.
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