[spideyv2]

In the past couple of weeks i've been spotting and killing a bunch of little spiders in my room. Today as I was about to take a shower I noticed a spider fall on me, as I looked up there were about 40 little spiders in groups crawling everywhere on the ceiling. Tbh I'm not a big fan of spiders, especially those big fuckers

anyone else have this similar problem before? I'm getting annoyed of having to constantly swat spiders off me and finding them in my clothes...
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[Vansterdam]

Burn the house down
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[spideyv2]

Burn the house down
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It would be inconsiderate for my neighbours
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[Shead]

Happened the other night. I was showering, and after my shower i decided to go number 2, as im half way finished this fat bastard, i see a 2 inch spider in the corner starring at me. Never have i felt so vulnerable, after panicing , i instinctively grabbed a shampoo bottle and squashed it. Then i was like....
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_5KokzPIN_AU/TMt9jHZTzCI/AAAAAAAAAOo/ZBqumZ9x7JU/s1600/sparta003.jpg

[StylinRed]

u had a spiders eggs hatch

caught that happening once there were hundreds of em since we saw it happening we were able to vacuum them up



:/ now i feel like i've got bugs all over me

[SkinnyPupp]

was hoping for some rad pics of a billion spiders
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[Kaiten]

feeling itchy.



You live in an apartment? townhouse? maybe you could give your landlord a call.

[Vansterdam]

It would be inconsiderate for my neighbours
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Burn them down too :troll:

On a serious note

Axe can or hairspray + lighter
Or that can air spray stuff
Freeze the shit outta em

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[RFlush]

Y U HURT SPIDER?!

http://t.qkme.me/rx7.jpg

http://t.qkme.me/15z1.jpg

http://i.qkme.me/y28.jpg

http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lmv7t6ksow1qbfo6zo1_400.jpg

[PornMaster]

Y U HURT SPIDER?!

http://t.qkme.me/rx7.jpg

http://t.qkme.me/15z1.jpg

http://i.qkme.me/y28.jpg

http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lmv7t6ksow1qbfo6zo1_400.jpg

I don't mind spiders at all. Most of the time they keep to themselves and kill all those other nasty motherfuckers.

Except when I see one of those spiders the size of your MOTHERFUCKER HAND?!?!?!

[VooDood]

fuck, this reminds me. the other day, i was taking a number 2, and after i noticed a spider was sitting right on the tp, good thing it wasn't diarrhea.
http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lmfm4zuQxX1qc76fgo1_500.jpg
nah, i tried flushing the roll of tp, but it was crawling up the tp as i was flushing, then it got on my bowl and i crushed the fucker.

[SkinnyPupp]

http://i.imgur.com/tQzDt.png

[Vansterdam]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/6/61/Heteropoda_maxima_1.jpg

yes that is real

[gdoh]

Burn the house down
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https://lh6.googleusercontent.com/-S-_nli14qUc/TYzLMJNF_fI/AAAAAAAAEjo/mC08FIsPi1Y/burn+house+to+kill+spider.png

[nns]

Can you imagine one of those huge spiders jumping on to you? Probably crawl all over you while you freak out trying to get it off. Jump out a window and hope the fall takes you both out.

[tr0ubl3s0m3x]

Fuckin hate Spiders. Had to scroll down quickly. Haha well for the op, vaccuum that shit up, go to crappy tire and buy some spider killer spray, spray the ground perimeter of ur house, doors, window sills, exhausts or other crevice that those fuckers can come in through. Good luck. Haha
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[gdoh]

yo fuck that shit any spider that big and its gg

[RacePace]

In the past couple of weeks i've been spotting and killing a bunch of little spiders in my room. Today as I was about to take a shower I noticed a spider fall on me, as I looked up there were about 40 little spiders in groups crawling everywhere on the ceiling. Tbh I'm not a big fan of spiders, especially those big fuckers

anyone else have this similar problem before? I'm getting annoyed of having to constantly swat spiders off me and finding them in my clothes...
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fuck, that'd be like my worst nightmare

[nns]

Fuckin hate Spiders. Had to scroll down quickly. Haha well for the op, vaccuum that shit up, go to crappy tire and buy some spider killer spray, spray the ground perimeter of ur house, doors, window sills, exhausts or other crevice that those fuckers can come in through. Good luck. Haha
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OP, don't forget to spray your ass crack too.

[spoon.ek9]

quick and easy:

http://www.homedepot.ca/wcsstore/HomeDepotCanada/images/catalog/14354.36029_4.jpg

[hotjoint]

fuckin hate spiders in my house!

[Ikkaku]

when I was younger, I took a tree branch and poked at a spider egg, which I've never seen before. Hundreds of tiny spiders came running out. bricks. were. shat.

[GLOW]

there could be worse spiders :troll:

http://www.onlygoodmovies.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/alien-film.jpg

[monkeywrench]

there could be worse spiders :troll:

http://www.onlygoodmovies.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/alien-film.jpg

HEAD CRAB!

[b0unce. [?]]

wheres that picture of that clock with the huge ass spider behind it.

[hypediss]

this thread makes me not wanting to go home now

[i-vtecyo]

feel grossed out just looking at thoes pictures

[Greenstoner]

everytime i heard spider on the ceiling reminds me of this , i will shit brick for sure

‪Big Spider Attacks Daddy‬‏ - YouTube

[spideyv2]

everytime i heard spider on the ceiling reminds me of this , i will shit brick for sure

‪Big Spider Attacks Daddy‬‏ - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bRV4d9LCawU)

holy fuckshit...

last thing i wanna see while showering or taking a shit is a big spider dangling right above my head

[Eatman]

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_LbccUVbSRd8/R4PSyigBJSI/AAAAAAAABgc/1qder6t_-ko/s1600/SpidersBigandSmall.jpg

this is when i'd bring in fire and chemicals... i would deal with the damage i have caused later.

[vafanculo]

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_LbccUVbSRd8/R4PSyigBJSI/AAAAAAAABgc/1qder6t_-ko/s1600/SpidersBigandSmall.jpg

this is when i'd bring in fire and chemicals... i would deal with the damage i have caused later.

This is where I'd kill 15 small spiders and call in for a nuke bomb
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[spideyv2]

i don't even wanna take a shit anymore

[shenmecar]

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_LbccUVbSRd8/R4PSyigBJSI/AAAAAAAABgc/1qder6t_-ko/s1600/SpidersBigandSmall.jpg

this is when i'd bring in fire and chemicals... i would deal with the damage i have caused later.

this is when I burn the fucking house down and claim insurance. fuck my neighbours, they can watch the blaze and roast marshmallows from their windows.

[rexsomnii]

Man uses a blowtorch to kill spider, burns down house (http://guyism.com/humor/man-uses-a-blowtorch-to-kill-spider-burns-down-house.html)


Man uses a blowtorch to kill spider, burns down house

Posted by Chris Spags 1 comments

I don’t know much about pest control, but perhaps we can all learn from one Fresno man who attempted to use a blowtorch to deal with his spider problem, with predictable results.

The Fresno fire department went on a call Friday for a somewhat-normal fire in a home’s garage. But the reason for the fire was most uncommon.

A Fresno Fire Department spokeswoman says that the fire began when one of the people in the whom saw several black widows in the home. In order to get rid of the spiders, he took a homemade open-flame blowtorch to ignore a fire.

The fire ignited on a combustible material, causing a fire that severely damaged the garage and resulted in the home’s five inhabitants being displaced.

No one was injured by the fire.

Well no one except, I would presume, the spiders. Because if they survived that one, I can’t imagine they’ll be very pleased. This is precisely how low-budget horror movies titled Spider Attack 3D begin.

Spider-hunter sets garage ablaze [Fresno Bee]

[Eatman]

man, when I was younger I had no problem with spiders... I'd let them crawl on my hands and whatnot, pulling off their legs with no problem. But as I got older, shit..... my balls got weaker lol

[Jsunu]

I had one small spider in my room. He would just chill in the corner and eat the insects/misquitoes that plagued my parent and sister's room. Then my mom killed it :okay:

Don't hate on spiders, they are good pest controls. But if i saw 40 of them in the shower or a huge ass camel spider...... :fuckthatshit:

[GLOW]

;7519233']wheres that picture of that clock with the huge ass spider behind it.

this one?

http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/0810/clock-spider-gdd-tak-demotivational-poster-1225149110.jpg

[bloodmack]

i have a few spiders in my place, i dont mind em, they stick to their corners. :P

[tonyvu]

this one always creeps me out lol.....

http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ld6qxa7IKE1qapa4po1_500.jpg

[SeedBNR]

Anyone else look around their room after reading this thread?

[Riddle]

Soon your home will be cocooned like this:
http://images.nationalgeographic.com/wpf/media-live/photos/000/340/cache/pakistan-floods-drive-spiders-into-trees-close-up_34028_600x450.jpg

[Vansterdam]

everytime i heard spider on the ceiling reminds me of this , i will shit brick for sure

‪Big Spider Attacks Daddy‬‏ - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bRV4d9LCawU)

LOLLLLLLLL

totally forgot about that video

[vitaminG]

‪Super spiderweb‬‏ - YouTube

[Vansterdam]

^ would love to bring a flamethrower with me


‪Spiders On Drugs‬‏ - YouTube

[Matlock]

everytime i heard spider on the ceiling reminds me of this , i will shit brick for sure

‪Big Spider Attacks Daddy‬‏ - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bRV4d9LCawU)

LOL That idiot should have held the bucket, he would have at least been able to cut the spider in half.




Off topic, but I did spend 6 months of my childhood visiting the Philippines where children would catch spiders and keep them in match boxes. Then they would put two of them on a stick and watch them fight each other to the death. Kind of like cock fighting... or pokemon, take your pick. Only works with specific types of spiders, which we don't have here :/

I also remember stomping on a huge spider in the showers over there and 100 little baby spiders started crawling off their mother's back. I also stomped on the rest of them as well.

I like spiders and will usually either let them be or throw them outside.

[Vansterdam]

if you grab a few spiders here and throw them into another spiders web they start to fight to the death as well lol

preety crazy shit

[Fcukedd]

lol fuck this thread :fuuuuu:

[spideyv2]

my gf is coming over later and she's scared of ants. Imagine how she's gonna react when she sees a bunch of spiders in the bathroom :troll:

[Gumby]

A single, normal sized spider is no biggie.

A whole swarm of them on the other hand... FUCK.

Oh btw:
http://images.dailyexpress.co.uk/img/dynamic/1/285x214/58080_1.jpg

[ShanghaiKid]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=axDpsLPhYSg&feature=related

[ShadowBun]

my gf is coming over later and she's scared of ants. Imagine how she's gonna react when she sees a bunch of spiders in the bathroom :troll:

her face will be exactly like your avatar
http://cdn.revscene.ca/forums/customavatars/avatar60366_2.gif

[twitchyzero]

LOL That idiot should have held the bucket, he would have at least been able to cut the spider in half.



easier said than done man...I've seen ones bigger than the size of a palm in asia..one thing getting ready to catch the damn bugger...another thing actually executing it.

I remember when i was younger i'd shock the annoying flies with a bug-zapper...then drop it onto a spider's web. I tried the same thing with a bee hoping it would put up a fight with a sting but it didn't happen. :fullofwin:

[Obsideon]

Haha reminds me of my old thread I made a super long time ago:

http://www.revscene.net/forums/forum347/thread513502.html

Also another question... umm... if you use the computer cleaner air spray... won't it just blow the spider far away (possibly out of sight, or into a corner) ... how do you end up "freezing" it? :fulloffuck:

[RS_Pat]

Haha reminds me of my old thread I made a super long time ago:

http://www.revscene.net/forums/forum347/thread513502.html

Also another question... umm... if you use the computer cleaner air spray... won't it just blow the spider far away (possibly out of sight, or into a corner) ... how do you end up "freezing" it? :fulloffuck:

Turn the can upside down and spray; it comes out as a super cold liquid.

[Stealthy]

http://www.meh.ro/original/2010_05/meh.ro4215.jpg

I bet this was OP

[murd0c]

this thread scares me :(

[JD35]

damn this thread is making me sketch out LOL keep getting the feeling a little spider is gonna tickle my feet :fuckthatshit:

[AlphaKappa]

im sorry it had to come down to this

http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSvjQarQSNBiBwFKNMi2CZJlJSSwtXb9 BGIFXQQtUXWVfEIBrT1wA

http://i1106.photobucket.com/albums/h373/alphakappa3/2294e869.jpg

http://i1106.photobucket.com/albums/h373/alphakappa3/bcaa2aad.jpg

[SoNaRWaVe]

fuck, anyone itchy?

[cantona]

^^^ lol
oh god...I can feel them crawling up my legs...

[Greenstoner]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=axDpsLPhYSg&feature=related

This video gave me an instant goosebumps
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[hotjoint]

this thread scares me :(

:werd:

[hypediss]

i believe the spider in the pics on the first page is this guy?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nUeJKtyAUfQ&feature=related

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UTbHpV_zFjE

[7seven]

I guess I'm the only one on RS that likes spiders? I used to have a couple of tarantula's as pets when I was a kid ages ago.

LOL the reaction most of you have to spiders is the reaction I have around babies/little kids.

[xtacy777]

‪Children hunt world's largest venomous spider for dinner - Human Planet: Jungles - BBC One‬‏ - YouTube

"Children hunt world's largest venomous spider for dinner "
human planet, watch it

[Vansterdam]

crazy fucken kids

[trip]

Man dies after suffering 19 Black Widow spider bites

Man dies after suffering 19 Black Widow spider bites - KDVR (http://www.kdvr.com/news/kdvr-man-dies-after-suffering-19-black-widow-spider-bites-20110721%2C0%2C5774918.story)

[b0unce. [?]]

sadly those kids have more testicular fortitude than all of us in this thread combined lol

[S1 S2]

ITCHY!!!

[rsx]

I bet they do taste good. Mm wouldn't mind trying toasted spiders.

[dachinesedude]

I'm actually fine with spiders

Spider infestation > cockroach infestation

[spoon.ek9]

that's some kinda fucked up! :lol

WHY DO I KEEP COMING BACK TO THIS THREAD????

[b0unce. [?]]

yeah im fucking creeped out, yet i still keep coming back lol

[Onassis]

When I crashed on my buddy's couch there was a ton of spiders, roaches, silver fish, essentially anything that crawled. For shits and giggles we ordered up one of those mantis egg clusters from costco and just let it chill out on a plant in the basement and when they did finally hatch they took care of everything. There's only two or three of the big ones rolling around the basement now.

[twitchyzero]

‪Children hunt world's largest venomous spider for dinner - Human Planet: Jungles - BBC One‬‏ - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ra4WmE-joMQ)

"Children hunt world's largest venomous spider for dinner "
human planet, watch it

damn that's like the 3rd human planet scene posted here this week:fullofwin:

[ShanghaiKid]

i believe the spider in the pics on the first page is this guy?

‪Jumping Spiders Courting‬‏ - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UTbHpV_zFjE)

He gave her a dance.

Bitches love dances.

[AzNightmare]

I actually use my hockey stick now, and try to get it to crawl on it so that I can drop it in the toilet.
It's incredibly handy at taking out spiders that you don't want to kill with mess.

Especially when they are on the ceiling, and if you have one of those ceilings that have the bumpy texture...
too much of a bitch to clean if you just smack it.

[Gumby]

While on the topic of catching bugs, I use packing tape to catch silverfish cuz they're slippery mofos and they leave quite the mess if you squish them.

[TheKingdom2000]

Can you imagine one of those huge spiders jumping on to you? Probably crawl all over you while you freak out trying to get it off. Jump out a window and hope the fall takes you both out.

this comment reminded me of this...
‪man jumps out window on salvia‬‏ - YouTube

start it at 1:20
Guy takes a bong hit of salvia...

[tonyvu]

holly shit, those kids catching those tarantulas like its play time

[twitchyzero]

holly shit, those kids catching those tarantulas like its play time
‪Snake Bracelets - Human Planet, Grasslands, Preview - BBC One‬‏ - YouTube
go to 1:30...live snake bracelets
:fullofwin:

[insomniac]

kinda offtopic but has anyone had those scorpion/beetle/centipede/spider lollipops? i was always grossed out by them and whenever someone offers me one i go like :fuckthatshit:
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_bAIZPjDtT_Q/S1iAxzN6pzI/AAAAAAAAEgo/v8nCieZW1gc/s400/candy4_1563555i.jpghttp://carofranck.files.wordpress.com/2010/02/insect-lollipop1.jpg

[superSandhu]

i went to the garage to get spray paint and saw three spiders and who knows how many eggs. determined after reading this thread i just sprayed the fuck out of them. LOL