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        I wish I had a dog that could do all of this  
    
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			awesome doggie...
		
                  
 
 
              
			 
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			Smart and well trained dog... loved it when he pushed his own shopping cart. 
             
 
 
              
			 
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			thats awesome, but i rather not have my dog make my toast or giving me the tea bag. who knows where that mouth has been licking 
             
 
 
              
			 
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			yeah i wouldnt eat anything my dog brought to me in his mouth.
		
   
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			You already do...it's called your gf/wife. 
             
 
 
              
			 
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Alby  thats awesome, but i rather not have my dog make my toast or giving me the tea bag. who knows where that mouth has been licking 
    
  You don't want your dog teabagging you? 
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Alby  thats awesome, but i rather not have my dog make my toast or giving me the tea bag. who knows where that mouth has been licking 
    
  but but... some people are just too lazy..
		
                   
 
 
              
			 
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			Damn, responsible dog cleaning up after itself
		
               
 
 
              
			 
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			that's awesome
		
               
 
 
              
			 
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			makes me want to get a dog 
             
 
 
              
			 
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			Dog makes me feel like a fatass
    
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			when it boils down to it, there are only 2 tricks you need your dog to know: how to shit in the toilet and how to lick peanut butter off your balls.
		
               
 
 
              
			 
			#14          14 dolla balla aint got nothing on me!
  
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white_guilt  when it boils down to it, there are only 2 tricks you need your dog to know: how to shit in the toilet and how to lick peanut butter off your balls.
     
  Don't know about you but I'd rather have a woman lick peanut butter of my balls than a dog...
		
                
 
 
              
			 
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Mizter  Don't know about you but I'd rather have a woman lick peanut butter of my balls than a dog...
     
  a bitch is a bitch
    
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			i don't think he knows how to do everything, cause they're cutting out the shots.
		
               
 
 
              
			 
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ptrinh  i don't think he knows how to do everything, cause they're cutting out the shots.
     
  the dog does know, its just issuing a command that was trained to the dog. however, everything else must be set up so the dog can easily do the trick, ie, rope on the door so the dog can shut the door,etc.
		
                
 
 
              
			 
			#18          14 dolla balla aint got nothing on me!
 
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			omfg soo cuteee
		
               
 
 
              
			 
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			someone's gonna cry alot when it dies.
		
               
 
 
              
			 
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			meanwhile...
 
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			thats awesome seeing a well trained dog. definitely put a smile on my face haha
		
   
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anl27  makes me want to get a dog 
    
  You're going to be disappointed.
		
                
 
 
              
			 
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AutozamAZ-3  a bitch is a bitch
    
  By that logic... Enjoy putting your dick in some cats.  
                   
  
              
			 
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			Imagine how much pussy you'll get (albeit probably mostly from C-lai's in T&T) if you brought that dog and the tiny shopping kart to the grocery.
		
               
 
 
     
             
  
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