[hchang]

Popped up on my news feed.

Didn't know this was possible.

Be Careful fellow Revsceners.... :troll:



Brazil, August 18, 2011
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A 16-year-old boy died after masturbating 42 times without stopping in Rubiato town, in Goiás region, Brazil.

His mother told a local newspaper that she already knew about his son’s addiction and that she planned to see the doctor, but the decision came too late.

The young man began to masturbate at midnight and spent the whole night to compulsively touch himself.

At school, his classmates commented on the boy’s problem and some said he asked them to connect to the webcam for being observed.

They further said that his attraction to women was extreme; he was attracted to all kind of women, regardless of texture physics, color and age.

In his room a great amount of pornography was found, including photographs and videos of nude women that were saved on his PC.

Sauce

Unusual: Boy dies after masturbating 42 times | M24 Digital (http://m24digital.com/en/2011/08/26/unusual-boy-dies-after-masturbating-42-times/)

[Matlock]

How did they count 42? They obviously couldn't have questioned him post-mortum. Found 42 wads of tissue?

[b0unce. [?]]

sounds like he died happy

[jeedee]

http://philosophistry.com/scans/2010/lol-face.jpg

[Groot]

http://alltheragefaces.com/img/faces/large/cereal-guy-cereal-guy-spitting-l.png

[twitchyzero]

unfortunate her mom didn't get him to see the doc soon enough.

[Nightwalker]

Doesn't say cause of death. Probably like people that die playing WoW or Starcraft, death really due to not eating/sleeping/drinking.

[spideyv2]

obvious bullshit is obvious

[Culverin]

well, looks like he found it.

the answer to life, universe and everything - YouTube

[LSF22]

42 times without stopping at all?! WTF!?

[maxxxboost]

hum....sounds like a regular teenager.
LOL

[Gumby]

Come on, someone come up with a clever one-liner for this incident! :lol

[Nightwalker]

The doctor determined the cause of death to be a stroke

[Ch28]

phew!

good thing i stopped at 41 last night.

[Jermyzy]

42 times without stopping at all?! WTF!?

Yeah I call BS. No way he can do 42 times in a row

I'm posting this at work (with no speakers), so hopefully the sound is correct on this clip

Futurama King of Tomorrow Promo - YouTube

[Vansterdam]

'His mother told a local newspaper that she already knew about his son’s addiction and that she planned to see the doctor, but the decision came too late."

[MG1]

Didn't know this was possible.


If he fapped to the girl in your avatar, can you blame him?

ID please.......... dayam.

[drunkrussian]

The doctor determined the cause of death to be stroke

excellent
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[t8v6]

42 times without stopping at all?! WTF!?

lol according to the comments on the site:

” The young man began to masturbate at midnight and spent the whole night to compulsively touch himself. ”
whole night = 7 hours x 60 = 420 minutes
420/42 = 10 minutes/time
that’s how the news come up with 42

[ShadowBun]

sht came fast

[XplicitLuder]

brb fapping 41 times, i wont die cus its one less :troll:

[tegz]

Sounds like...

*puts on sunglasses*

He had it cumming.

[CorneringArtist]

Guess he had one too many happy endings...

[Bouncing Bettys]

I almost died.
http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcT_lFZh-bxaFsA7aLrG6_hh8YQnGT5ihvg5DNBlRk6IZih0ohKq

[wouwou]

42 times?

So he's on page 4 of the white girl thread in NWS section huh

[vafanculo]

His family dinners must be really awkward.

"Jorge stop fapping for a moment and pass the beans"
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[XplicitLuder]

i just realized...that i wanna know wtf were you searching on the internet to find this..you weirdo!

[akalic]

lol @ article comments:

"I guess you could say
*puts on sunglasses*
He couldn’t beat death
YEEEEEAAAAAAAAAA!"


"This obviously wasn’t the “happy ending” he was looking for."

[XplicitLuder]

omg i got failed!!!!!!! WHAT IS DIZ I DONT EVEN! but out of curiosity, why did my question deserve a fail? lool

[flagella]

m24digital, sounds like a reliable source yo.

[Culverin]

lol @ article comments:

"I guess you could say
*puts on sunglasses*
He couldn’t beat death
YEEEEEAAAAAAAAAA!"


"This obviously wasn’t the “happy ending” he was looking for."

Perhaps, but look at it this way.
Surely there are worse ways to go then after an epic fapathon.

Now I'm curious. Is there a world record on this, and if so, how close did he get? :fullofwin:

[Ulic Qel-Droma]

shit, this kid musta had the godly divine gift of having a super short refractory period.

it's every male's dream... well except the death part haha.

[Osaka]

This story should definitely make this show

http://mycluelessthoughts.files.wordpress.com/2011/07/1000-ways-to-die.jpg

[buddha1]

No resting in the restroom I see :troll:
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[ae101]

I'm gonna break his record by frapping to the Asian girls honger twanger thread, hope I dun die :troll:

[hotjoint]

lol 42 times?

[GLOW]

I'm gonna break his record by frapping to the Asian girls honger twanger thread, hope I dun die :troll:

i will never look at a vanilla bean the same again

http://lh3.ggpht.com/_gaCOgdvGE_E/SdlcggG7f8I/AAAAAAAAAVY/reqI5cbHD-4/vanillabean_cream_thumb.jpg

:troll:

[TVD]

Geez, that's a hard way to go

[Psykopathik]

Sounds like...

*puts on sunglasses*

He had it cumming.

http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQkBUEsYtCy20btmxZ5xoa0I57eMB0Qx WA1qCoKVaZ1Tq2fhYQN4g

[GLOW]

http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQkBUEsYtCy20btmxZ5xoa0I57eMB0Qx WA1qCoKVaZ1Tq2fhYQN4g

it looks like she walked in to a sticky situation...

[CorneringArtist]

For anyone who has a pun, a button for you.

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[NSX]

Forget the boy.
Source the lady in your avatar.

[Grandmaster TSE]

damn, guess he took quite a beating

[dat_steve]

Waste of a life right there.
I guess this boy really...

blew it.

[Phat_R]

Kinda like:

Man dies after winning 12-hour sex marathon bet / MosNews.com (http://www.mosnews.com/weird/2009/03/10/marathone/)

Man dies after winning 12-hour sex marathon bet

A young Russian man died after betting two women that he could have non-stop sex with them both for twelve hours and winning the bet, a Russian daily reported Tuesday.

Sergey Tuganov, 28, dropped dead minutes after winning $4,300, the amount of the bet, Komsomolskaya Pravda reports.

The women told Moscow police that before starting the sex marathon, Tuganov swallowed a whole bottle of Viagra pills to ensure his victory.

“We got scared and called emergency services, but it was too late, there was nothing they could do,” said one of them, referred to as Alina.

Medics said the man most likely died because of the quantity of stimulating pills he had ingested.

[jeedee]

^http://images.memegenerator.net/images/408x/219296.jpg

[Psykopathik]

really wasn't a stroke of genius

[FerrariEnzo]

I think he was listening to this and listen to MJ, Just Beat It!
Michael Jackson - Beat It - YouTube

[Phil@rise]

easy come easy go

[Jobo]

:alone:

[MWR34]

For anyone who has a pun, a button for you.

YEEAAAHHHHH!!!! - Yeah Button (http://yeahbutton.com/)

YEAHHHHHHHHH (http://yeahbutton.com/audio/yeah.mp3)

[xilley]

he must've been real sore

[nismosx]

42 times?.......challenge accepted!

[Culverin]

42 times?.......challenge accepted!



Need proof or it didn't happen.
Do you want the RS Beatdown Crew at your funeral?

[buddy]

.. didn't know I had that many near death experience already ...

[buddy]

The RS top ten list of clever one-liner for this incident:

10. The doctor determined the cause of death to be a stroke

9. Sounds like.. He had it cumming.

my contribution:

8. Die Hard!

anybody else?