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09-14-2011, 05:48 PM
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#1 | | Need my Daily Fix of RS
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| regale me with tales of how incredible your summer was
edit; forget it. evidently no one wants to talk about random off topic shit. shoulda made this thread about something relating to china.
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09-14-2011, 06:05 PM
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#2 | | My dinner reheated before my turbo spooled
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09-14-2011, 06:08 PM
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09-14-2011, 06:11 PM
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#4 | | My AFC gave me an ABS CEL code of LOL while at WOT!
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09-14-2011, 06:14 PM
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#5 | | Need my Daily Fix of RS
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none of you losers did anything fun???
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09-14-2011, 06:17 PM
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does this really deserve its own thread....?
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09-14-2011, 06:24 PM
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#7 | | Need my Daily Fix of RS
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Originally Posted by shenmecar 
does this really deserve its own thread....?
| forgot this was titled the off-topic forum.
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09-14-2011, 06:53 PM
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#8 | | Wanna have a threesome?
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I really like the concept of this thread..
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09-14-2011, 06:54 PM
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#9 | | I WANT MY 10 YEARS BACK FROM RS.net!
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Originally Posted by white_guilt forgot this was titled the off-topic forum. | it is...but that thread title was asking to get flamed  | |
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09-14-2011, 06:57 PM
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#10 | | My bookmarks are Reddit and REVscene, in that order
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I don't think people have an issue talking about their awesome summer.
But, I'm going to bet that most of us didn't have one.
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09-14-2011, 07:03 PM
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09-14-2011, 07:20 PM
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#12 | | Fathered more RS members than anybody else. Who's your daddy?
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Originally Posted by white_guilt edit; forget it. evidently no one wants to talk about random off topic shit. shoulda made this thread about something relating to china. | OR....................................... http://www.revscene.net/forums/65334...ad-thread.html | |
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09-14-2011, 07:23 PM
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#13 | | Wunder? Wonder?? Wander???
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went to Vegas mid August. Misa Campo served our table for the first night at marquee. her tits were simply amazing.
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09-14-2011, 07:34 PM
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#14 | | Big Drama Show
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09-14-2011, 07:54 PM
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#15 | | Need my Daily Fix of RS
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Originally Posted by Integgyy went to Vegas mid August. Misa Campo served our table for the first night at marquee. her tits were simply amazing. | Nice man. this is what I'm talking about. Did you go to Tao/ Tryst? I've been meaning to hit up vegas for ages now, never had the time/money. How are the girls there? Did you do any hookers + blow?  | |
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09-14-2011, 07:55 PM
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#16 | | Need my Daily Fix of RS
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Originally Posted by Culverin I don't think people have an issue talking about their awesome summer.
But, I'm going to bet that most of us didn't have one.
So. | Ahh nothing's too boring. You must have done SOMETHING, right?
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09-14-2011, 08:37 PM
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Hookers and blow. Unfortunately I was too drunk and ended up snorting the girls and fucking the 8 ball.
I think my nose has gonorrhea now...
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09-14-2011, 09:08 PM
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#18 | | Fathered more RS members than anybody else. Who's your daddy?
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I bought an ice cream maker over the summer and made all kinds of ice cream using fresh fruits and whatnot. So many flavours to choose from and the freezer is full, LOL. Thankfully, I'm not lactose intollerant or whatever they call it.
Fig ice cream, FTMFW!!!!
See, white_guilt?
It just takes time for a thread to mature and evolve. Like good wine.
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09-14-2011, 09:14 PM
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#19 | | My homepage has been set to RS
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my summer really sucked to be honest. took all my vacations right before summer and the weather was just terrible....barely got to play basketball and didnt do many outdoors things. this seriously may have been my worst summer in recent memory :-( Posted via RS Mobile | |
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09-14-2011, 09:31 PM
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#20 | | Wanna have a threesome?
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I met a cute girl in June, we had a great connection and had lot of fun every time we chilled. Over the summer we went to a different beach just about every week Kits, White Rock, Cultus, Jones, White Pine, Cresent, Harrison, Butzen; she definitely had one of the nicest bodies every place we went. Obviously, I made my move and we started dating at the end of July.
The first week of September she turned into a cunt, every time we spoke she would pounce on little things I said to get mad at me for. That lasted a week and I ended it. I was a bit down, she was definitely the best looking girl I've dated in the last couple years and I really liked her. Then I started my fall semester and in every class I'm surrounded with beautiful girls, I forgot about her by the end of last weeks classes.
I hope everyone in RS had a great summer 
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09-14-2011, 09:59 PM
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#21 | | YOU CANT CUT BACK ON FUNDING! YOU WILL REGRET THIS
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09-14-2011, 10:49 PM
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#22 | | I Will not Admit my Addiction to RS
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Me and my friends Stu, Doug, and Alan travelled to Thailand to celebrate Stu's wedding to his fiancée, Lauren. Much to Alan's dismay, we were joined by Lauren's younger brother, Teddy, a prodigy and pre-medical student at Stanford University. At the wedding reception, Lauren's father shows his disapproval of Stu by comparing him to rice porridge in his toast. At the end of the night, Stu hesitantly joins me, Doug, Alan and Teddy for a beer. Sitting at a campfire and roasting marshmallows, we toast to Stu and Lauren's future happiness.
The following morning, we awaken in a dirty hotel room in Bangkok, along with a gangster named Leslie Chow (whom Alan befriended after Las Vegas) and a chainsmoking capuchin monkey. Stu has a face tattoo, and Alan's head is completely shaven. However, we cannot find Teddy, only discovering his severed finger. Chow begins recalling the events of the prior night, but his heart stops after snorting a line of cocaine. Panicked, we disposed of Chow's body in an ice machine.
Through Doug (who left early the preceding night and is still at the resort where the wedding is to be held), we find out that Teddy is waiting in jail. Upon arriving at the prison, we were given a handicapped elderly Buddhist monk, who has taken a vow of silence. Together we travelled to a bar after finding a business card only to see the entire neighborhood smouldering in ruins. We entered a nearby tattoo parlor, where we were told that we had started a fight in the club that escalated into a riot. We then return the monk to his Buddhist temple, where we were encouraged by the head monk to meditate to help remember past events. Alan was able to recall a strip club that they had gone to. There, we learnt that Stu had engaged in sex with a katoey prostitute at the bar (with Stu being on the receiving end). Upon exiting, we were attacked by two Russian mobsters from whom we had apparently stolen the monkey, and I was shot in the arm.
After I was treated at a clinic, Alan confesses that he had drugged some of the marshmallows from the previous night with muscle relaxants and ADHD medication in order to sedate Teddy but accidentally mixed up the bags. Stu attacks Alan leading them to notice an address and time point for a meeting written on Alan's stomach. We arrive at a luxurious hotel to find another gangster, Kingsley (Paul Giamatti), who demands Chow's bank account code and password by the next morning in exchange for Teddy. We returned to the hotel to try to find Chow's password, only to discover that he was still alive. After Chow explains that he had hidden the code in the monkey's jacket, we steal the monkey back from the Russian mobsters through a violent car chase, during which the monkey is shot and injured. After taking the code and leaving the monkey at a veterinary clinic, we return to Kingsley's hotel to complete the deal. Suddenly, Interpol agents appear and arrest Chow. Kingsley turns out to be an undercover agent, who tells us that the police have searched all day for Teddy but were unable to find him.
Desperate and out of clues, I once again calls Doug's wife Tracy to inform her of our dilemma. Stu then has an epiphany and realizes that Teddy must have woken up in the middle of the night to get more ice for his severed finger (after the first bucket of ice had melted) but became trapped after the power went out while he was ascending. We rushed back to the hotel and find Teddy in the elevator unharmed (albeit still missing a finger). Together, we used Chow's speedboat, the keys for which were in Teddy's pocket, to travel back to the wedding reception. Arriving just as Lauren's father is about to cancel the wedding, Stu makes a defiant speech where he rejects being boring and instead states that he is in fact quite wild. Impressed by Stu's sudden display of authority and confidence, Lauren's father finally accepts him and gives the couple his blessing. After the wedding continues on, Alan presents Stu with a special gift at the post-reception dance: a musical guest performance by Mike Tyson. Later at night as me, Stu, Alan, Doug, and Tyson reminisce about all of their crazy escapades, Teddy discovers that he had taken many pictures during the night on his mobile phone. Once again, we agree to look at the pictures together once before erasing the evidence of our exploits.
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09-14-2011, 10:51 PM
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#23 | | Banned (ABWS)
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I'm planning to crash into this girl's car to get her to notice me
There's a 9/10 who lives in my apartment complex... she has amber hair with a great chest-to-waist ratio. I've never met her and I don't know her name, so sorry, I don't have pics. Anyway, I've wanted to say "hi" before but when I tried to make eye contact with her when she was walking her corgi near my building, she would just look away quickly and start talking to the dog. I also saw her making out in the parking lot with a jacked black guy, but I haven't seen his Jeep in several weeks so I assume that's over and I'm safe to make a move.
My plan is to run into her car when we are both trying to get out of the front gate. It won't be fast or anything so no one will get hurt, and my insurance will cover both cars' repairs. This is a great way to get to know her, and she'll have to give me her number too so we can settle the insurance claim.
The first phone call will be all business, but eventually we'll start to chat some and she will want to get to know me. Then I will tell her that I'm so sorry for putting her through all of this, and suggest that I cook her dinner at my place to apologize. She will come over, we will eat, watch a movie, and then I will smash on the shag rug in my living room. Damn, I'm getting hard just thinking about it
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09-14-2011, 11:14 PM
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#24 | | Banned By Establishment
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It wasn't. Spent the summer working and managing my fucktard teants.
I think what you really want is for US to ask YOU how fantastic your summer was. Please tell us...did you lose your v-card? Posted via RS Mobile | |
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09-14-2011, 11:19 PM
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#25 | | I contribute to threads in the offtopic forum
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Originally Posted by dinosaur It wasn't. Spent the summer working and managing my fucktard teants.
I think what you really want is for US to ask YOU how fantastic your summer was. Please tell us...did you lose your v-card? Posted via RS Mobile | You missed the original post before he edited it...He had mentioned something about losing his v-card to some girl on Davie Street after he had broken up with his girlfriend...  | |
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