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Old 10-01-2011, 07:18 PM   #1
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best flow chart on how to pick up girls

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Old 10-01-2011, 08:03 PM   #2
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Old 10-01-2011, 08:12 PM   #3
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I imagine the audience for that to be:

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Old 10-01-2011, 08:20 PM   #4
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If you need to read a chart like this to pick up someone.. you're doing it wrong.
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Old 10-01-2011, 08:22 PM   #5
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if u tried this in Vancouver,
u would get knocked the fuck out after step1

so it should be
See Girl, End up in Hospital
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Old 10-01-2011, 08:26 PM   #6
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its actually some what kinda true...

find a hot girl at a club, build some attraction with playful lines and body language, build some rapport, get to her on an emotional level and shes yours...

or you can just find the drunkest girl in the bar who can barely stand up and is puking...she'll go home with you...but then again...she'll go home with anybody probably.

although that flow chart makes it look way easier then what its actually like.
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Old 10-01-2011, 08:58 PM   #7
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1. Print on to cue cards
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Old 10-01-2011, 09:06 PM   #8
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white style of pickup arts is ridiculous.

i follow nigga style.
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Just be like Livingston Dell and write it on your hand, then wipe the sweat from your brow... AND YOU'RE FUCKED... but not fucked. So fucked.
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Old 10-01-2011, 10:08 PM   #10
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LOL this reminds me of The Game
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Old 10-01-2011, 10:43 PM   #11
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noobs, you just walk up to her and ask "so when you gonna let me tap that?"
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Old 10-02-2011, 03:55 AM   #13
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at all the fails. True or not... I thought OP found something interesting, none the less.
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Old 10-02-2011, 03:58 AM   #14
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white style of pickup arts is ridiculous.

i follow nigga style.
I follow indo canadian tradition
1. 2/6 of crown
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Old 10-02-2011, 10:47 AM   #16
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Sounds like this chart is made for fucking movies, or you living in a perfect world or something.
Audience : never fallen in love..
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Old 10-02-2011, 10:58 AM   #17
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where's the step where you drive around highschools?
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This looks more like something meant for virgins looking for one-nighters

It also disregards the individual's qualifications based on these key factors
-how you are dressed
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Old 10-02-2011, 11:40 AM   #19
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you got it wrong... this would be very beneficial to those losers that post on the "speak it out" thread.
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fuck all that shit
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Old 10-02-2011, 01:02 PM   #21
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this happens alot LOL

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yo brah, why does the girl in your avatar look like she's 15?

not cool
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Old 10-02-2011, 01:12 PM   #23
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yo brah, why does the girl in your avatar look like she's 15?

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WHAT CHU LOOKIN AT PUNK! COME AT ME BRO LETS GO!

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that vid...hhahah
u prob see this most of the time u go to work LOLOL
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Old 10-02-2011, 01:53 PM   #25
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A roofie seems like so much less work.
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