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10-21-2011, 01:14 AM
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| eel enters man's penis
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10-21-2011, 01:17 AM
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#2 | | WHAT? NO FOOD?
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Ah yes, I saw that on 1000 ways to die show.
Strange way to die in that way though.
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10-21-2011, 01:27 AM
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#3 | | DOES HE LOOK LIKE A BITCH?
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|  even only watching an animated version sent shivers up my dick lol
I remember watching River Monsters a few months back and one of the witness testimonies was from a guy who had a candiru catfish shoot up his dick when he was taking a piss in the river. Creepy shit.
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10-21-2011, 01:35 AM
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#4 | | My AFC gave me an ABS CEL code of LOL while at WOT!
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AHHH! No man should watch this. I'm shivering
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10-21-2011, 01:44 AM
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#5 | | Ask me about how I answered the question "How fat is TOO fat?"
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never going swimming again
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10-21-2011, 01:58 AM
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#6 | | Diagonally parked in a parallel universe
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well he didnt die at least! 
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10-21-2011, 03:59 AM
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#7 | | My AFC gave me an ABS CEL code of LOL while at WOT!
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I thought there's a rule....anything from posted outside of Next Media's dedicated thread, get banned. 
And there should be at least bare minimum some (NSFW) on the title....
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10-21-2011, 04:28 AM
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#8 | | I answer every Emotion with an emoticon
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ahhhhhhhhhhhh..... no taking baths anymore...
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10-21-2011, 07:23 AM
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#9 | | Willing to sell a family member for a few minutes on RS
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haha shiet
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10-21-2011, 07:24 AM
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#10 | | I answer every Emotion with an emoticon
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Oh man. Just hearing about it feels painful. Posted via RS Mobile | |
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10-21-2011, 10:34 AM
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#11 | | I'm better than you.
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this definitely made me cringe.
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10-21-2011, 05:02 PM
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#12 | | Willing to sell body for a few minutes on RS
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just reading the story made me cringe
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10-21-2011, 07:12 PM
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shivers....did he survive?
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10-21-2011, 10:33 PM
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#14 | | HELP ME PLS!!!
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True definition of a Shocker 
Who the F#$K in the right mind would go in a tub full of eels? WTF?
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10-21-2011, 10:44 PM
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#15 | | RS.net, where our google ads make absolutely no sense!
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I came in to this thread just to fail you.
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10-21-2011, 11:26 PM
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#16 | | Fathered more RS members than anybody else. Who's your daddy?
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So let me get this straight......... some dude gets into a tub full of eels and one goes up his peehole?
How small are these eels? I have that eel shit on sushi and it ain't small.
Edit: nvm....... just saw the video clip.
Dude was probably fapping...........
Last edited by MG1; 10-21-2011 at 11:32 PM.
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10-21-2011, 11:30 PM
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#17 | | Banned (ABWS)
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Originally Posted by MG1 So let me get this straight......... some dude gets into a tub full of eels and one goes up his peehole?
How small are these eels? I have that eel shit on sushi and it ain't small. | kind of like when a nurse sticks a long tube up your penis into your bladder to help you urinate after an operation
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10-21-2011, 11:33 PM
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#18 | | Fathered more RS members than anybody else. Who's your daddy?
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Originally Posted by Zyzz kind of like when a nurse sticks a long tube up your penis into your bladder to help you urinate after an operation | catheter
ouch.
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10-22-2011, 01:07 AM
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#19 | | I AM
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Originally Posted by Santoku Ah yes, I saw that on 1000 ways to die show.
Strange way to die in that way though. | words bolded for all you guys who keep asking did he die.  | |
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10-23-2011, 08:11 PM
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#20 | | I contribute to threads in the offtopic forum
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a 56 yr old asians mans penis.. the eel didnt have far to travel  | |
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10-23-2011, 09:13 PM
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#21 | | Banned (ABWS)?
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The opening text goes by too quickly to read, but if you pause the video and read the whole thing, it says he died.
Edit: Sorry, I misread. The guy probably survived.
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10-23-2011, 09:24 PM
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#22 | | My homepage has been set to RS
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I don't think HE died, I think the EEL died.
If he died, it would say "The eel swam into Zhang's bladder and he died"
But instead it says "The eel swam into Zhang's bladder and died"
Plus, at the end, it shows the eel die and fall
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