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They probably got the ideas from one of the movie called She's the man, when a girl dressed up as a guy and explained to her roommate what are the tampons for.
"Put tampons up to your nose to stop nose bleed faster"
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Originally posted by Ulic Qel-Droma ill have to agree. .. kinda. sometimes i get a hardon over her, but then i'm like *no i shouldnt.. this is wrong, she's not up to my standards*. but i guess my dick has it's own set of rules.
Your rectum's job is to absorb moisture from your waste. If you put booze in there, it gets absorbed directly and quickly, bypassing your kidneys which tries to filter some of it out.
Charges dismissed in sherry enema death
Thu, Oct 4 2007
By Erwin Seba
HOUSTON (Reuters) - Charges have been dropped against a Texas woman who was accused of giving her husband a sherry enema that killed him, the prosecutor in the case said on Wednesday.
Tammy Jean Warner had been scheduled to face trial for negligent homicide in the May 2004 death of Michael Warner, 58, but Brazoria County District Attorney Jeri Yenne said the charges were dismissed a month ago for lack of evidence.
The dead man had had "a severe alcohol issue" and it was not clear his wife had committed a crime, Yenne said in a telephone interview.
"Let's say I have lung cancer and I continue to smoke. If you provide cigarettes to me, is that negligent homicide?" Yenne said.
"I really wrestled with the consent issue and negligence issue. I didn't think it rose to the level of negligent homicide."
At the time of Warner's indictment in 2005, police told the Houston Chronicle the woman had given her husband two large bottles of sherry, which raised his blood alcohol level to 0.47 percent, or nearly six times the level considered legally drunk in Texas.
Warner admitted administering the enema but denied she caused the death of her husband, who was a machine-shop operator. The incident occurred at their home in Lake Jackson, near Houston.
She told the newspaper her husband was addicted to enemas and often used alcohol in that manner. Police said Warner had a throat ailment that left him unable to drink the sherry.
Warner could not be reached for comment on Wednesday.
Yenne said a charge that Warner had burned her husband's will a month before his death was also dropped.
"We were never able to verify there was a signed, executed document," she said.
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There was an episode of Man vs Wild where the dude collected bird crap filled water into a bottle and stuck the hose up his ass to absorb the water.
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and icing on the cake, lady driving a newer chrysler 200 infront of me... jumped out of her car, dropped her pants, did an immediate squat and did probably the longest public relief ever...... steam and all.
They probably got the ideas from one of the movie called She's the man, when a girl dressed up as a guy and explained to her roommate what are the tampons for.
"Put tampons up to your nose to stop nose bleed faster"
it actually does work...
some first aid kits have tampons just for that purpose actually
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