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11-20-2011, 09:51 PM
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#1 | | Everyone wants a piece of R S...
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11-20-2011, 09:53 PM
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#2 | | Rs has made me the woman i am today!
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So he is seeking $4500 worth of sexual favours?
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11-20-2011, 09:56 PM
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#3 | | Circle Stick Square Mod
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wow someone send him integra girl
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11-20-2011, 09:57 PM
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#4 | | Wanna have a threesome?
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Just incase it gets flagged. Quote: |
I have a 1996 gmc Jimmy 4 door low 140,000 k runs excellent beautiful condition nothing at all wrong with it for free. Well thy is in exchange for something. It is free to a very good looking female between 19-35 this truck is worth 4500 bucks I'm not interested in cash. I am however interested in a friend with benefits. This will be an ongoing thing contact me with your name and a pic and I will reply with all the inforation as to when you can come and see it. This is for real, if I dOnt think your for real I won't reply.
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11-20-2011, 10:01 PM
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#5 | | WOAH! i think Vtec just kicked in!
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wut?
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11-20-2011, 10:02 PM
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#6 | | no
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hes probably a virgin Posted via RS Mobile | |
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11-20-2011, 10:07 PM
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#7 | | In RS I Trust
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get a hot friend to go over there promise him lots of sex and get him to sign over the papers before and she can bounce  | 
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11-20-2011, 10:14 PM
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#8 | | Big Drama Show
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someone please troll him  | |
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11-20-2011, 11:38 PM
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#9 | | First to fail !SG evar! Now i have yellow fever...
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OP, how did you find this ad? Were you searching CL for "1996 Jimmy" or "friends with benefits"?  | |
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11-21-2011, 12:53 AM
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#10 | | Summertime Sadness
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$4500 worth of sexual favors...
Cinderella... Where you at
__________________ LSF22 (1-0-0) [15-01, 11:33] ICE BOY i'm going to wrap my dick in a crepe and make you suck the filling [[09-10, 11:34] ICE BOY liquor in the front, poker in the rear | |
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11-21-2011, 05:57 AM
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#11 | | Banned By Establishment
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And sadly, he'll get more interest in that ad, than if he was just selling a Jimmy.
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11-21-2011, 10:46 AM
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#12 | | How I Mod your mother
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Originally Posted by !Tigger  wow someone send him integra girl | OMG yeah someone do this!
It would be even funnier if the address you sent it from was something along the lines of "integragrl@gmail.com"
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11-21-2011, 11:05 AM
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#13 | | Ubereem Mod
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He needs to go sell his car for 4500 and then get some escort or hooker.
Wouldn't that be easier?
Same thing, AND you can get it WHEN you want it too!
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11-21-2011, 11:10 AM
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#14 | | MiX iT Up!
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Originally Posted by jayare604 someone please troll him | +1
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Sometimes we tend to be in despair when the person we love leaves us, but the truth is, it's not our loss, but theirs, for they left the only person who couldn't give up on them.
Make the effort and take the risk..
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11-21-2011, 11:59 AM
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#15 | | Willing to sell a family member for a few minutes on RS
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Check out this hilarious one  Skyline! 1990 GTSt | |
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11-21-2011, 12:01 PM
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#16 | | WHAT? NO FOOD?
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Originally Posted by hotjoint | Repost...
Anyways, I found this posting while looking for a cook job... Great Opportunities at the SHERATON WALL CENTRE HOTEL 
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11-21-2011, 01:22 PM
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#17 | | I contribute to threads in the offtopic forum
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Originally Posted by Hamtofu | Thats obviously been posted up by some fat lazy ex employee with low self esteem and too many pairs of yoga pants
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11-24-2011, 06:59 AM
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#18 | | My AFC gave me an ABS CEL code of LOL while at WOT!
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11-24-2011, 07:26 AM
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#19 | | Willing to sell a family member for a few minutes on RS
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11-25-2011, 02:29 AM
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#20 | | I *heart* Revscene.net very Muchie
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how about a free coffin FREE Coffin Quote:
FREE Coffin
Date: 2011-11-22, 8:35PM PST
Reply to: sale-a3wfz-2716728361@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]
Gently used coffin. Only used twice. FREE.
it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
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__________________ http://i55.tinypic.com/jujz2q.gif Quote:
Originally Posted by hk20000 I went up to a cute chick and asked her if she'd let me take a photo of her for $30 she slapped me, she said to me that "I AIN'T A WHORE!"
But other than that I have seen every car on display in DTP just by cruising about in Richmond, thank you very much for collecting them together and get someone to sing a cover for "fuck you".
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Originally Posted by Neva wtf man? what the hell kind of women do you go for? spca is for animals not dates... | | |
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11-25-2011, 03:20 AM
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#21 | | I want to be a person and not an icon.
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This is going to become a best of craigslist ad!
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11-25-2011, 03:27 AM
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#22 | | Banned By Establishment
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craigslist > fucked up shit thread
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11-25-2011, 03:52 AM
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#23 | | Even when im right, revscene.net is still right!
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11-25-2011, 04:28 AM
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#24 | | Banned By Establishment
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The second one ^ LOOOOOOOOOOL
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11-25-2011, 10:49 AM
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#25 | | Banned By Establishment
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This is one of my favorites recently.
We interviewed to manage the building and definitely live far, far away from.
We were searching it recently and came across this: $695 / 1br - 650ft² - junior one bedrooms 44 LEOPOLD !!DIRTY DIRTY !!!
Anyone interested?
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