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Girl
11-24-2011, 07:43 PM
Anonymous Submission:

I have an embarrassing health issue that I would like to ask. I currently possess an extremely large, extremely itchy anal fissure protruding from my rectum tissue, or "chocolate starfish," as some like to call it. How do I supress such an irritating and invasive protuberance without causing it to burst and become even larger or have it swell so much that I cannot even sit down without constantly scratching it with my smelly fingers?
XplicitLuder
11-24-2011, 07:47 PM
:pokerface:


on topic : why not ask your doctor....
dinosaur
11-24-2011, 08:20 PM
isn't that what preparation-h is for?
Aetios
11-24-2011, 10:18 PM
Looks like you're gonna have to nip this problem in the butt. Rectify the issue or get corn holed for a long time.
spideyv2
11-27-2011, 03:45 AM
Hahahahahah 'chocolate starfish' :rofl:

Why not ask your doctor instead of here?
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Girl
11-28-2011, 02:19 AM
Shitty deal bro....:S good luck!
Zyzz
11-28-2011, 06:48 AM
god damn. How do these things even occur? Keep hearing these things IRL and in internet. Didn't realize its so common. Hell even the Jap shit video in the NSFW section has like 5 girls with that problem.

must be a pain in the ass
Kim Jong Un
11-28-2011, 06:55 AM
must be a pain in the ass

I see what u did there.
spideyv2
11-28-2011, 05:11 PM
Tbh, i still dont even know what OP is talking about. I just seen 'chocolate starfish' and nearly shit myself.
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Girl
11-28-2011, 06:30 PM
Tbh, i still dont even know what OP is talking about. I just seen 'chocolate starfish' and nearly shit myself.
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OP has an "extremely large, extremely itchy anal fissure protruding from my rectum tissue"

seems like a sticky situation he's gotten himself into....or itchy rather :D
quasi
11-28-2011, 08:02 PM
Hahahahahah 'chocolate starfish' :rofl:

Why not ask your doctor instead of here?
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http://www.covershut.com/cd_covers/Limp-Bizkit-Chocolate-Starfish-And-Hot-Dog-Flavored-Water-2009-Cd-Cover-38442.jpg




On a more serious note possibly a hemroid. Preperation H or see your doctor.