| Vancouver Off-Topic / Current Events The off-topic forum for Vancouver, funnies, non-auto centered discussions, WORK SAFE. While the rules are more relaxed here, there are still rules. Please refer to sticky thread in this forum. |
 | 
12-16-2011, 10:07 AM
|
#1 | | Willing to sell body for a few minutes on RS
Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Richmond
Posts: 11,187
Thanked 1,320 Times in 331 Posts
Failed 162 Times in 29 Posts
| World Shortest Woman
World's shortest woman is Indian student, says Guinness World Records | World news | The Guardian  Quote:
A high-school student in central India has been recognised as the world's shortest woman by Guinness World Records as she turned 18.
Jyoti Amge, who is 62.8cm (24.7 inches) tall – shorter than the average two-year-old, said she hoped to earn a degree and make it in Bollywood.
Guinness representatives visiting from London measured her at a ceremony attended by about 30 relatives and friends in the town of Nagpur in Maharashtra state.
A teary-eyed Amge, dressed in one of her finest saris, called the honour an "extra birthday present" and said she felt grateful for being small, as it had brought her recognition. After receiving a plaque, she and her guests cut a birthday cake.
"I have put Nagpur on the world map. Now everyone will know where it is," said Amge, who says she dreams of one day becoming a Bollywood film star as well as pursuing a university degree after she finishes high school this year.
"I want to be an actor," she said.
She is 7cm (2.76 inches) shorter than the 22-year-old American Bridgette Jordan, who had held the title since September.
"Jyoti encourages us all to look beyond mere size and to just celebrate our differences," the Guinness adjudicator Rob Molloy said.
This was not Amge's first Guinness record. Until Friday she was considered the world's shortest teenager, but in turning 18 qualified for the new title. She has grown less than 1cm (0.4 inch) in the past two years, Guinness said in a statement, and will grow no more due to a form of dwarfism called achondroplasia.
Her teenage title brought the chance for multiple Guinness-sponsored trips to Japan and Italy for tours and meetings with other record holders, she said.
The title of shortest woman in history continues to be held by Pauline Musters, who lived in the Netherlands from 1876 to 1895 and stood at 61cm (24 inches) tall.
| In b4 sex jokes
__________________ Quote: Originally posted by Girl
^ Yes it's sad when you stare at the shape of my penis through my overly skin tight jeans and not help but feel like a shameful little boy compared to me. | | 
|  | |
12-16-2011, 10:13 AM
|
#2 | | Banned (ABWS)
Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Kits/Richmond
Posts: 4,409
Thanked 1,105 Times in 540 Posts
Failed 555 Times in 222 Posts
|
I'd break her in half.
Out b4 closed and banned  | |
| | |
12-16-2011, 10:16 AM
|
#3 | | 14 dolla balla aint got nothing on me!
Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Mission
Posts: 694
Thanked 683 Times in 129 Posts
Failed 33 Times in 9 Posts
|
pocket asian right thur
| |
| | |
12-16-2011, 10:17 AM
|
#4 | | -Stare-
Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: GVR
Posts: 2,913
Thanked 8,013 Times in 648 Posts
Failed 1,322 Times in 166 Posts
|
what size would her kids be  | |
| | |
12-16-2011, 10:18 AM
|
#5 | | I WANT MY 10 YEARS BACK FROM RS.net!
Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Vancouver BC
Posts: 22,123
Thanked 9,915 Times in 3,934 Posts
Failed 881 Times in 421 Posts
|
if she's going to make it in bollywood they'll need to cgi her size.
or she can play the baby
| |
| | |
12-16-2011, 10:38 AM
|
#6 | | Head of HR....have a seat on that couch
Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Coquitlam
Posts: 21,878
Thanked 15,606 Times in 4,325 Posts
Failed 284 Times in 130 Posts
|
Lily Tomlin was shorter. 
Holy fuck, I'm old.
__________________ feedback
Originally posted by v.b.
can we stop, my pussy hurts...
Originally posted by asian_XL
fliptuner, I am gonna grab ur dick and pee in your face, then rub shit all over my face...:lol
Originally posted by Fei-Ji
haha i can taste the cum in my mouth
Originally posted by FastAnna
when I was 13 I wanted to be a video hoe so bad RSUV #7 | |
| | |
12-16-2011, 10:48 AM
|
#7 | | Revscene.net has a homepage?!
Join Date: May 2008 Location: vancouver
Posts: 1,243
Thanked 1,619 Times in 378 Posts
Failed 571 Times in 114 Posts
|
doesnt really make sense, I dont think she would physically be able to bare children, nor be able to have sex with any normal sized human / penis.
Maybe an asian guy,
also,  | |
| | |
12-16-2011, 10:56 AM
|
#8 | | I LIKE JDM!!
Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Lower Mainland
Posts: 8,008
Thanked 2,175 Times in 715 Posts
Failed 13 Times in 3 Posts
|
Crazy!
| |
| | |
12-16-2011, 11:38 AM
|
#9 | | My homepage has been set to RS
Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Richmond
Posts: 2,224
Thanked 1,207 Times in 432 Posts
Failed 203 Times in 83 Posts
|
A bbc is like half her length
Can't imagine...don't wanna imagine... Posted via RS Mobile | |
| | |
12-16-2011, 11:56 AM
|
#10 | | I am a troll. Disregard what I say.
Join Date: Oct 2011 Location: van
Posts: 48
Thanked 50 Times in 16 Posts
Failed 137 Times in 19 Posts
|
is bbc "big black cock"??
| |
| | |
12-16-2011, 11:59 AM
|
#11 | | Head of HR....have a seat on that couch
Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Coquitlam
Posts: 21,878
Thanked 15,606 Times in 4,325 Posts
Failed 284 Times in 130 Posts
| Quote:
Originally Posted by dachinesedude  Can't imagine...don't wanna imagine... Posted via RS Mobile | You already did...  
__________________ feedback
Originally posted by v.b.
can we stop, my pussy hurts...
Originally posted by asian_XL
fliptuner, I am gonna grab ur dick and pee in your face, then rub shit all over my face...:lol
Originally posted by Fei-Ji
haha i can taste the cum in my mouth
Originally posted by FastAnna
when I was 13 I wanted to be a video hoe so bad RSUV #7 | |
| | |
12-16-2011, 01:11 PM
|
#12 | | Willing to sell body for a few minutes on RS
Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Richmond
Posts: 11,187
Thanked 1,320 Times in 331 Posts
Failed 162 Times in 29 Posts
| Quote:
Originally Posted by dachinesedude A bbc is like half her length Posted via RS Mobile | a lot of miscers on RS all of a sudden
__________________ Quote: Originally posted by Girl
^ Yes it's sad when you stare at the shape of my penis through my overly skin tight jeans and not help but feel like a shameful little boy compared to me. | | |
| | |
12-16-2011, 01:29 PM
|
#13 | | Banned (ABWS)
Join Date: May 2005 Location: Richmond
Posts: 6,675
Thanked 1,763 Times in 592 Posts
Failed 1,118 Times in 265 Posts
|
Lex Steele says Hi.
| |
| | |
12-16-2011, 01:32 PM
|
#14 | | In RS I Trust
Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Mission
Posts: 20,774
Thanked 17,659 Times in 4,343 Posts
Failed 1,037 Times in 352 Posts
|
The guy she hooks up with is going to look huge especially if he's East Asian | |
| | |
12-16-2011, 03:09 PM
|
#15 | | The RS Freebie guru
Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: East Vancouver
Posts: 22,032
Thanked 2,491 Times in 860 Posts
Failed 137 Times in 67 Posts
|
Too short even for a standing BJ.
| |
| | |
12-16-2011, 03:29 PM
|
#16 | | Willing to sell body for a few minutes on RS
Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Richmond
Posts: 11,187
Thanked 1,320 Times in 331 Posts
Failed 162 Times in 29 Posts
| Quote:
Originally Posted by InvisibleSoul Too short even for a standing BJ. | She could only get the tip in and lick anyway
__________________ Quote: Originally posted by Girl
^ Yes it's sad when you stare at the shape of my penis through my overly skin tight jeans and not help but feel like a shameful little boy compared to me. | | |
| | |
12-16-2011, 04:20 PM
|
#17 | | In RS I Trust
Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Mission
Posts: 20,774
Thanked 17,659 Times in 4,343 Posts
Failed 1,037 Times in 352 Posts
| Quote:
Originally Posted by RacePace She could only get the tip in and lick anyway | Trust me it aint all that bad  | |
| | |
12-16-2011, 06:51 PM
|
#18 | | Banned (ABWS)
Join Date: May 2005 Location: Richmond
Posts: 6,675
Thanked 1,763 Times in 592 Posts
Failed 1,118 Times in 265 Posts
| Quote:
Originally Posted by murd0c Trust me it aint all that bad | murd0c knows breast (best). | |
| | |
12-16-2011, 08:45 PM
|
#19 | | Willing to sell body for a few minutes on RS
Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Richmond
Posts: 11,187
Thanked 1,320 Times in 331 Posts
Failed 162 Times in 29 Posts
| Quote:
Originally Posted by murd0c Trust me it aint all that bad | Location: Surrey
__________________ Quote: Originally posted by Girl
^ Yes it's sad when you stare at the shape of my penis through my overly skin tight jeans and not help but feel like a shameful little boy compared to me. | | |
| | |
Posting Rules
| You may not post new threads You may not post replies You may not post attachments You may not edit your posts
HTML code is Off
| | |
All times are GMT -8. The time now is 01:27 AM.
|
You are currently viewing our boards as a guest which gives you limited access to view most discussions and access our other features. By joining our free community you will have access to post topics, communicate privately with other members (PM), respond to polls, upload content and access many other special features. Registration is fast, simple and absolutely free so please, join our community today!
The banners on the left side and below do not show for registered users!
