[spoon.ek9]

Happy 2012 everyone! I wanted to start a little project to document some of the more noticeable threads and posts we've seen here on RS. I figured it would be good entertainment for users new and old to read things they may have missed in the past.

Think of this as thread as an interactive homage to all the awesome posts and epic fails we've seen on this forum. If you can think of certain thread/post that should be added to the list feel free to contribute and I will update the list. I will write a short synopsis to summarize what each item is about.

Only rule: no NSFW posts/threads, keep it clean!


Most Thanked Threads/Posts:

http://www.revscene.net/forums/659508-rs-operation-red-nose.html
MG1 offers to protect the many children he has fathered on RS :thumbsup:

http://www.revscene.net/forums/636871-found-stray-dog-please-read.html
I found a stray dog. RS's response was awesome :)

http://www.revscene.net/forums/661200-found-yet-another-stray-dog-please-read.html
Found another stray dog! Yes! Another one!

http://www.revscene.net/forums/638220-only-richmond.html
C-lai fail in Richmond, need I say more?

http://www.revscene.net/forums/657684-got-you-video-motherf*cker-d.html
Redlines_Daily catches a douchebag on camera

http://www.revscene.net/forums/633177-so-i-had-put-my-dog-sleep-yesterday.html
Heart breaker from fliptuner about losing his dog :(

http://www.revscene.net/forums/656423-spartan-king-leonidas-i-will-show-you-even-gods-can-bleed.html
SkinnyPupp gives himself (and subsequently all staff) his own fail button

http://www.revscene.net/forums/645038-hello-kitty-avatars.html#post7429075
Santofu's troll Kitty

http://www.revscene.net/forums/632835-greedy-bitch-gets-pwnd.html
Greedy bitch is taught a lesson :)

http://www.revscene.net/forums/661632-so-you-think-you-can-sing-revscene.html
REVscene Idol? So you think YOU can sing? :accepted:

http://www.revscene.net/forums/663309-richmond-subarus-service.html
If you want a Subaru, avoid Richmond Subaru at all costs!!! loong read but worth it :thumbsup:

http://www.revscene.net/forums/664599-my-odd-project.html
An odd project worth checking out!



Most Failed Threads/Posts:

http://www.revscene.net/forums/600290-when-can-i-fail.html
Self Explanatory :lol

http://www.revscene.net/forums/610386-how-do-you-fail-people.html
Similar to above

http://www.revscene.net/forums/607169-cops-f**king-assholes-even-during-day-we-beat-slovakia.html
Canada beats Slovakia, y i no get free skytrain ride?
So right after we beat slovakia, some guy on the same train as us smokes a joint in the back while the train is going two stations before stadium skytrain station. At the time, it was peak hour of the game so there were only a few people in the train besides us.

Then once we get to the next station, the cops come in and pull some drunk guys out and ticket them. They ask the civilians who was smoking weed and they say its us, but by the time that happened, the train was already moving. One station later, at stadium, the cops come in again called by most likely the radio, and then they pull us off and ask for our tickets.

Out of our group, me and another friend dont have a ticket. So they ticket us when there are probably atleast ten other people in the skytrain who dont have fare... and on top of that WE JUST AND I MEAN JUST, BEAT FUCKIN SLOVAKIA INTO OUR WAY TO GOLD. WHAT THE FUACK

There is no way i am paying the $137 fine, cops are f**king assholes str8 up.

Anyone been ticketed before? If so could u explain the process of disputing it?

http://www.revscene.net/forums/635813-breast-pump-fellow-virgins-dungeons-dragon-players-unite.html
What's a breast pump?

http://www.revscene.net/forums/621034-bradford-saga-continues-assuedasitgets.html#post7048232
A small sampling of the BChow saga :)

http://www.revscene.net/forums/624616-gave-my-300zx-nose-job.html
Copy and Paste in real life. AssRash: :fuckthatshit:

http://www.revscene.net/forums/641332-jackie-chan-dies-heart-attack-*fake*.html
Jackie Chan is dead. oh wait...

http://www.revscene.net/forums/634191-post-has-most-fails-all-time.html
one of the many offerings from ZhangFei. I'm sure there's better ones...

http://www.revscene.net/forums/661461-i-lied-about-mcds-pizza.html
do NOT lie to REVscene about McPizza. :rukidding:

http://www.revscene.net/forums/669509-buying-condoms-discreetly.html
condoms bro :derp:

http://www.revscene.net/forums/646649-prostitution-communication.html
watch as Batman protects our streets from those pesky prostitutes

[jeedee]

You forgot Bradford Chow's thread for most fails :noob:

[spoon.ek9]

You forgot Bradford Chow's thread for most fails :noob:

i've forgotten tons of threads by now! show me the link and i'll add it.

[SpuGen]

I think we can make this thread down below the most failed for the start of 2012.
http://www.revscene.net/forums/660701-liquid-assets.html

[jeedee]

http://www.revscene.net/forums/610417-lets-play-hyde-seek.html

http://www.revscene.net/forums/612473-not-defending-bradford-chow-but.html

http://www.revscene.net/forums/607975-whole-noob-fiasco-delete-my-picture-gif-plz.html

http://www.revscene.net/forums/603718-dont-push-my-buttons-youll-get-sh*t-stormed.html

http://www.revscene.net/forums/search.php?searchid=3043996

http://www.revscene.net/forums/604469-pm-bradford-chow.html

http://www.revscene.net/forums/621034-bradford-saga-continues-assuedasitgets.html#post7048232

[Excelsis]

AsNewbAsItGets - YouTube

LOL who made that :bowdown:

[spoon.ek9]

anyone remember any massively thanked posts? it's way too easy to remember the failed ones lol

[Gumby]

If I remember correctly, there were a lot of thanks being given in the Stanley Cup Riot thread...

[jeedee]

I can only think of this for lotsa thanks:

http://www.revscene.net/forums/657684-got-you-video-motherf*cker-d.html

[LP700-4]

How bout the one with the guy videoing the C-Lai in the Merc going through the car wash?

Found it :fuckyea:
http://www.revscene.net/forums/638220-only-richmond.html

[spoon.ek9]

keep em coming! list updated :)

[shenmecar]

Forgot about this one:

http://www.revscene.net/forums/587745-vancouver-history.html

[Excelsis]

http://www.funnypicss.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/This_is_How_You_Look_Like_Right_Now.jpg

i remember this was in the nsfw thread, don't remember who posted but got lots of thanks lol

[nns]

http://www.funnypicss.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/This_is_How_You_Look_Like_Right_Now.jpg

i remember this was in the nsfw thread, don't remember who posted but got lots of thanks lol

Awesome pic. Caught me.

[spoon.ek9]

http://www.funnypicss.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/This_is_How_You_Look_Like_Right_Now.jpg

i remember this was in the nsfw thread, don't remember who posted but got lots of thanks lol

yes, but i will reiterate that NSFW posts will not count towards this thread :)

[CorneringArtist]

Here's a thread that's sprinkled with fail over several posts. Re-reading it is bringing back memories of burnt retinas and lulz.

http://www.revscene.net/forums/624616-gave-my-300zx-nose-job.html

[dachinesedude]

on a side note, we need more trolls like zhangfei, the dudes a total fail but provided tons of lulz

the whole bradford saga mustve been the most entertaining period ever, thanks dogeatcookie

[fliptuner]

I know you said no NSFW threads but I didn't really see any NSFW content in this thread, even though it's in the NSFW section:

The most interesting thread you will ever see
http://www.revscene.net/forums/622315-most-interesting-thread-u-will-ever-see.html

[Cartier Wearer.]

http://www.revscene.net/forums/610417-lets-play-hyde-seek.html

http://www.revscene.net/forums/612473-not-defending-bradford-chow-but.html

http://www.revscene.net/forums/607975-whole-noob-fiasco-delete-my-picture-gif-plz.html

http://www.revscene.net/forums/603718-dont-push-my-buttons-youll-get-sh*t-stormed.html

http://www.revscene.net/forums/search.php?searchid=3043996

http://www.revscene.net/forums/604469-pm-bradford-chow.html

http://www.revscene.net/forums/621034-bradford-saga-continues-assuedasitgets.html#post7048232

Why are people still so obsessed over this guy? :failed:

[MG1]

Why are people still so obsessed over this guy? :failed:

Asks a guy who joined last month on his fifth post.......

[CP.AR]

Why are people still so obsessed over this guy? :failed:

Why are people still so obsessed over Steve Jobs?

[TOS'd]

What about most thanked user and most failed user?

[MG1]

What about most thanked user and most failed user?

I think Zzzz has as many fails as thanks........ over 1000 on each count. Now that is noteworthy.

[spoon.ek9]

Why are people still so obsessed over this guy? :failed:

is that you Bradford? if so, check my sig :troll:

also, clearly this is a dupe account if you have any recollection of :noob:

[see.lai]

^
Your sig is hilarious. :lawl:

[1exotic]

I wonder who has the highest thanks/fail ratio.

[Sky_High]

I wonder who has the highest thanks/fail ratio.

Ironic....

1exotic
My dinner reheated before my turbo spooled

Join Date: Jun 2008
Location: Vancouver
Posts: 4,875
Failed 1,393 Times in 409 Posts

:troll:

[cho]

Ironic....



:troll:

he said ratio, not amount of fails

my ratio is alot higher than his

[jeedee]

he said ratio, not amount of fails

my ratio is alot higher than his

http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/200/420/BRTky.jpg

:lol who cares who was the highest ratio or thanks

People that do are retarded. Are you going to add that to your resume or something? http://mangahelpers.com/forum/images/smilies/eyeroll.gif

[Excelsis]

what if you're applying to become a RS mod? :troll:

[ilvtofu]

lol wasn't there some noob who thought jackie chan died last year?

[spoon.ek9]

lol wasn't there some noob who thought jackie chan died last year?

found it, lol.

http://www.revscene.net/forums/641332-jackie-chan-dies-heart-attack-*fake*.html

[jpark]

^LOL

[exhil]

found it, lol.

http://www.revscene.net/forums/641332-jackie-chan-dies-heart-attack-*fake*.html

yay!

[spoon.ek9]

bump for ZhangFail

http://www.revscene.net/forums/634191-post-has-most-fails-all-time.html

there must be a more entertaining post of his... can't remember atm.

[Santofu]

is this count? http://www.revscene.net/forums/645038-hello-kitty-avatars.html#post7429075
:pokerface:

[TheKingdom2000]

The Bradford Saga continues - AsSuedAsItGets?
A small sampling of the BChow saga

Can someone explain this?

[SkinnyPupp]

I think boss_clad deserves credit for calling me out, and his is probably one of the most thanked posts

http://www.revscene.net/forums/656423-spartan-king-leonidas-i-will-show-you-even-gods-can-bleed.html

[spoon.ek9]

I think boss_clad deserves credit for calling me out, and his is probably one of the most thanked posts

http://www.revscene.net/forums/656423-spartan-king-leonidas-i-will-show-you-even-gods-can-bleed.html

I actually PM'd you regarding stats for this thread a long time ago :)

is there any chance the forum has any stats that could be useful for this thread?

[LSF22]

Not sure if this applies or fits with what this thread is looking for... but just a glimpse I guess of how helpful RS'ers really could be...


http://www.revscene.net/forums/653696-anyone-have-14mm-socket-1-2-wrench-i-can-borrow-now-5.html

[spoon.ek9]

i could make an honourable mention section hah. for threads like Hyde's Xmas Lobster and such..

[SkinnyPupp]

I actually PM'd you regarding stats for this thread a long time ago :)

is there any chance the forum has any stats that could be useful for this thread?

I don't think I got such a message. I'll check when I get home
Posted via RS Mobile (http://www.revscene.net/forums/announcement.php?a=228)

[spoon.ek9]

is this count? http://www.revscene.net/forums/645038-hello-kitty-avatars.html#post7429075
:pokerface:

LOL, I just read that again now. I totally didn't remember it was you who posted that. added to the list!

[spoon.ek9]

it was lost, but i still remember adding it to the list from yesterday!

http://www.revscene.net/forums/632835-greedy-bitch-gets-pwnd.html

credits to Presto

[boss_clad]

I think boss_clad deserves credit for calling me out, and his is probably one of the most thanked posts

http://www.revscene.net/forums/656423-spartan-king-leonidas-i-will-show-you-even-gods-can-bleed.html

means a lot coming from you, thanks man

[spoon.ek9]

bump for ZhangFail

http://www.revscene.net/forums/634191-post-has-most-fails-all-time.html

there must be a more entertaining post of his... can't remember atm.

found one:

http://www.revscene.net/forums/597880-ever-since-i-have-been-wearing-my-canucks-cap.html

:facepalm:

[spoon.ek9]

http://www.revscene.net/forums/661200-found-yet-another-stray-dog-please-read.html

Found another dog and I miss him already :alone:


Note to SkinnyPupp: did u find the PM? any chance you can show me some stats for this thread?

[SkinnyPupp]

nope I don't have such stats, sorry
Posted via RS Mobile (http://www.revscene.net/forums/announcement.php?a=228)

[twitchyzero]

for most epic threads i just go visit the revscene history
i can't believe the hello kit was mentioned here...damn :troll: kitty

[spoon.ek9]

looks like troll kitty got you twice :lawl:

[spoon.ek9]

Added to list because the amount of balls is overwhelming

Credits to Xplicitluder for creating thread!

http://www.revscene.net/forums/661632-so-you-think-you-can-sing-revscene.html

[Sky_High]

Think it's about time:

http://www.revscene.net/forums/661461-i-lied-about-mcds-pizza.html

[spoon.ek9]

If you haven't already, read this thread:

http://www.revscene.net/forums/663309-richmond-subarus-service.html

AVOID Richmond Subaru at all costs!! You've been warned! :heckno:

[spoon.ek9]

tons of thanks given for this local project, find out why!

http://www.revscene.net/forums/664599-my-odd-project.html

[spoon.ek9]

bump for lulz (and plenty of fails) :bowrofl:

http://www.revscene.net/forums/669509-buying-condoms-discreetly.html

:lawl:

[spoon.ek9]

I've been asked about this many times so here it is for all you noobs :noob:

09-27-2009

1st time webraging (http://www.revscene.net/forums/590741-1st-time-webraging-revscene.html)


12-26-2009
Petition To Get My SN & Avatar Title Changed Back (http://www.revscene.net/forums/600745-petition-get-my-sn-avatar-title-changed-back.html)

01-18-2010
Oh and 1 thing I forgot... (http://www.revscene.net/forums/603162-oh-1-thing-i-forgot.html)

01-23-2010
Don't push my buttons or you'll get sh*t stormed on! (http://www.revscene.net/forums/603718-dont-push-my-buttons-youll-get-sh%2At-stormed.html)

01-30-2010
A PM from Bradford Chow (http://www.revscene.net/forums/604469-pm-bradford-chow.html)

03-07-2010
The whole "noob" fiasco & delete my picture gif plz (http://www.revscene.net/forums/607975-whole-noob-fiasco-delete-my-picture-gif-plz.html)

04-21-2010
not defending bradford chow but... (http://www.revscene.net/forums/612473-not-defending-bradford-chow-but.html)

07-29-2010
The Bradford Saga continues - AsSuedAsItGets? (http://www.revscene.net/forums/621034-bradford-saga-continues-assuedasitgets.html)

[CP.AR]

Lol all bchow :noob:

[LiquidTurbo]

I'd forgotten about the 14$ baller. Bicep Push for life!!!!

[Cman333]

I think HYDE and his "NICE" xmas dinner would've been one of the most failed if there was a fail button back then

http://www.revscene.net/forums/256423-what-nice-xmas-dinner.html

[spoon.ek9]

If only the Thanks/Fail button was around for this

http://www.revscene.net/forums/448104-%2414-balla-thread-nws.html

14dollaballa

:IDL :IDL :IDL :IDL :IDL :IDL :IDL :IDL :IDL :IDL :IDL :IDL :IDL :IDL :IDL :IDL

holy jebus! that thread is 70 pages long :lol

i think it's about time we stickied this thread :considered:

[Redlines_Daily]

I just read some of that 14 dolla balla thread and to be honest I found most of it pathetic. 70 pages of members making fun of some guy? So what if the dude is ridiculous, have a few lols and move on. I think the real losers are the guys who waste their free time photoshopping pics and postings insults about some random guy just so they can get the accolades of fellow RS'ers, talk about low self esteem!

[BaoTurbo]

LOL so thats the story of the $14 balla. Minimum wage is $10 now though so I guess he's only making +4$ more than the average person

[XplicitLuder]

I just read some of that 14 dolla balla thread and to be honest I found most of it pathetic. 70 pages of members making fun of some guy? So what if the dude is ridiculous, have a few lols and move on. I think the real losers are the guys who waste their free time photoshopping pics and postings insults about some random guy just so they can get the accolades of fellow RS'ers, talk about low self esteem!

o shit, war is bout to start :ilied: lol ehh i somewhat agree with you, but meh that dude has no ties to me so -shrugs- lol plus i was never in RS when it was going down so i cant tell if maybe he was worse or what he has done

[Redlines_Daily]

Sorry, maybe I was over-critical considering the age group of most of the posters, just don't like to see these mass-bullying threads.

[BaoTurbo]

Sorry, maybe I was over-critical considering the age group of most of the posters, just don't like to see these mass-bullying threads.

All trolls are now banned before it gets out of control already. The mods aren't really tolerating bullying as much anymore. The latest epic worthy thread was by BNR_32coupe I think, he was banned within the day after he made the thread about his signature being changed.

Then the Tommy Vong (wong?) forgot his last name but that was a troll thread then that was deleted and user banned within the day as well.

The latest was just the "buying condoms discreetly thread" which was a legit question and all the trolls came in but the OP wasn't even responding the trolls so there wasn't a reason to ban the OP, except though his title changed.

[Tim Budong]

http://img526.imageshack.us/img526/9018/22157451.jpg

[yogenfruz]

Got bored so I decided to read some of the whole Bradford Chow saga to see what went down. Found this gem of a quote.
I'm not here to scare you guys or play around. I've already explained to you I'm someone who's real and backs up his words. I know for a fact nobody else here wants to play with fire. I'm not the guy who talks b*llsh*t and then be a coward about it. You antagonize the lion in a cage and he'll rip off your arm. I want dicks in my mouth. Please don't be stupid anymore. Think about the insults because the internet is not REAL LIFE. This is not books, movies, tv, internet. Nightmares aren't real however I am. I'm not playing.

Think twice. The picture is here to maybe convince you net dweebs that pushing the wrong buttons is not a good idea. You don't need to be a Einstein to figure out the picture boys & girls. :noob:

[pinn3r]

http://img526.imageshack.us/img526/9018/22157451.jpg

YOU'RE*
thank u pls come again

[Cman333]

YOU'RE*
thank u pls come again

Thank you. Please come again. :troll:

[pinn3r]

Thank you. Please come again. :troll:

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-qFc_LO0-Oic/Tz69Y5IlUUI/AAAAAAAAE7k/yqzG_t3OFpg/s1600/276172_Papel_de_Parede_Meme_I_See_What_You_Did_The re_1280x1024_Breiviks_private_swim_school-s1280x1024-283276-580.jpg :teach:

[El Bastardo]

It seems like some members just self-destruct. Their individual posts garner a couple of dozen fails, but spread out over their entire thread they just stack up.

For your consideration:

BNR32_Coupe's "Prostitution Communication (http://www.revscene.net/forums/646649-prostitution-communication.html)

And his "Incident Report over a Vandalized Signature (http://www.revscene.net/forums/647675-incident-report-signature-vandalized.html)

[T4RAWR]

It seems like some members just self-destruct. Their individual posts garner a couple of dozen fails, but spread out over their entire thread they just stack up.

For your consideration:

BNR32_Coupe's "Prostitution Communication (http://www.revscene.net/forums/646649-prostitution-communication.html)

And his "Incident Report over a Vandalized Signature (http://www.revscene.net/forums/647675-incident-report-signature-vandalized.html)

the prostitution thread is hilarious.

[spoon.ek9]

^ I actually totally forgot about that thread. His "vandalized" sig was hilarious too :rofl:

[BaoTurbo]

I get credit for mentioning bnr32 coupe :)

[K-Dub]

In the making? http://www.revscene.net/forums/669882-every-woman-needs-gaggle-men-cnn-ragefest.html

[spoon.ek9]

In the making? http://www.revscene.net/forums/669882-every-woman-needs-gaggle-men-cnn-ragefest.html

lots of thanks and fails scattered around the thread, definitely epic though :lol

[trancehead]

WHO THE FUCK IS STILL LIGHTING FIREWORKS @ 3:45 IN THE FUCKING MORNING

http://www.revscene.net/forums/629507-who-fuck-still-lighting-fireworks-%40-3-45-fucking-morning.html

[ae101]

85% Revscene Will Shutdown 4 GOOD!! Forever.
If you don't know who this is then ur a dumba$$. I've been lurking since getting banned but as you would expect you cannot ban me because I have friends who know certain exploits in computer hacking so I just keep coming back.

Thats besides the point. I just want to warn this faggodry community that I'm working with a couple computer friends of mine to permanently shutdown and annihilates this website database and it will be a fatal crash. May think its an empty threat but I wouldn't come back just to puff my chest with false threats.

I love how you sheeps still haven't taken off my picture :noob:

Oh and I have all the important peoples home addresses found on google from extensive research. THOUGHT I FORGOT ABOUT THIS WONT REST TILL RS IS GONE 4 GOOD LOSERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

PS. DON'T EXPECT ME TO RESPOND ON THIS ACCOUNT SINCE IT'LL BE BANNED. I'LL DECIDE WHEN I SHOW UP NEXT F4GGOTZ
http://www.revscene.net/forums/643173-85%25-revscene-will-shutdown-4-good-forever.html

how come u guys miss this when it comes to b-chow

how can we not forget larry chou
http://www.revscene.net/forums/619361-attn-aznboi.html

not sure why there was not a lot of fails & thanks on this thread but it sound promising

http://www.revscene.net/forums/610417-lets-play-hyde-seek.html
hyde & seek

[spoon.ek9]

^ thanks for those, i will review them lol.

WHO THE FUCK IS STILL LIGHTING FIREWORKS @ 3:45 IN THE FUCKING MORNING

http://www.revscene.net/forums/629507-who-fuck-still-lighting-fireworks-%40-3-45-fucking-morning.html

this is a peculiar one because he has massive thanks AND fails on the same post lol..

[dlo]

http://img222.imageshack.us/img222/5744/1a58c1ed3c7335c6632e079.gif that gif is the best LOL

[belaud]

Spooooooooooon, update the list with fresh posts!

[spoon.ek9]

my bad, been busy lately and not spending as much time online as i used to lol.

any suggestions to add to the list people?

[ziggyx]

http://www.revscene.net/forums/671041-bee-hive-surprise-9.html

how about this one?

[Sky_High]

http://www.revscene.net/forums/673076-standing-around-do-job-2.html#post8016637

[xXSupa]

It's getting there.

http://www.revscene.net/forums/687292-wont-buy-another-acura-anymore.html

[pastarocket]

-some of Timpo's top fails:

http://www.revscene.net/forums/678294-viper-vs-z3-you-kidding-me.html

http://www.revscene.net/forums/678310-justin-bieber-hits-his-forehead.html

[SoulCrusher]

Subscribed
Posted via RS Mobile

[Gridlock]

In the making? http://www.revscene.net/forums/669882-every-woman-needs-gaggle-men-cnn-ragefest.html

One of my favorite threads on rs.

Literally had me laughing out loud when I first read it.

AWC.

[murd0c]

^ first time I have ever seen that thread and WOW its epic and awesome. I'm sad i ignored it back then :(

[spoon.ek9]

holy crap, that was a year ago already? my how time passes :lol

[snails]

^ i just read through some of these... good times!

[FN-2199]

^^^^Such a legendary thread. I await the next one..