[Ronith]

An iPhone thief in Washington Heights demanded oral sex from his male victim, then refused to return the cellphone once the the deed was done, cops said.

The victim, a gay twenty-something from Chelsea, told investigators he had swilled a few drinks at a downtown bar last Wednesday night before hopping a northbound A-train. As the subway passed the 181st Street station, the dozing victim felt a bump, woke up and noticed a man had stolen his iPhone, cops said.

He claims he chased the suspect into a wooded area near The Cloisters. There, the suspect allegedly made his bizarre request, but reneged on the deal and ran off with the iPhone once the sex act was complete, the victim told cops.
NYPD Daily Blotter - NYPOST.com (http://www.nypost.com/p/news/local/nypd_blotter/nypd_daily_blotter_h8PDDl4ILPNDavZlKNHgwK)

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What a sucker(PUN!)

[jpark]

lol wtf is wrong with people

[124Y]

I guess he didn't see that one coming. :troll:

[G]

:heckno:

[NSX]

gg

[HonestTea]

The FUCK?!!

[dark0821]

Fuck....

[CP.AR]

???????? What the hell????????
Well... the victim IS gay so I guess its like demanding a bj from a chick...
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[smarv]

He gave the guy a blow job to get his iPhone back :fulloffuck:
And he was surprised the guy didn't give it back... :facepalm:

Thief = :awwyeah:

[m4k4v4li]

He could have just pretended to go down on him and then punch him in the balls super hard.

[twitchyzero]

He claims he chased the suspect into a wooded area
:suspicious:

[m4k4v4li]

Keyword: claims

[fd3]

Lmao wtf
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[murd0c]

I think its a BS story, like anyone would actually admit something like that.

[PJ]

LOLWUT
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[jackmeister]

this is probably what happened:

:5shots: :drunk: :sleepingzz: :gayfight: :buttkick: :considered: :accepted: :drool::jerkit: :ilied::tears:

[yot065]

shudda bit his thing off :troll:

[b0unce. [?]]

I guess he didn't see that one coming. :troll:

anyone else say aloud "ba dum tsssss" and do the drum roll motion with your hands? lol

[Gh0stRider]

sucks to be him
:troll:
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[Ronin]

???????? What the hell????????
Well... the victim IS gay so I guess its like demanding a bj from a chick...
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...your logic. :heckno:

[Prolowtone]

LMAO

[SupraTTturbo2jz]

too bad the gay dude didn't have balls to beat the shit out of the thief.

[CP.AR]

Maybe the dude is a slut of the gay world I don't know
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[dangonay]

Lame. I clicked on the thread thinking someone did an epic sting to get their phone back and catch the thief.
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[hotjoint]

:lol all that work he put in

[drunkrussian]

i guess he didnt do a very good job
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[ultraman1234]

i would grab his balls so hard that he need to give me back my phone just pin him down and call someone to help ?
OMG this is so gay

[racerman88]

I guess he never heard of GPS to track your iphone?
So many different versions available for the iphone.

[Manic!]

Did he get any DNA?

[wontons]

the thief's lika baus

[GLOW]

that thief pulled a total dick move
that guy had a chance to get his phone back and blew it

:troll:

[Ronith]

that thief pulled a total dick move
that guy had a chance to get his phone back and blew it

:troll:

omg haha I lol'd

[twitchyzero]

not enough puns in this thread

[Gumby]

that thief pulled a total dick move
that guy had a chance to get his phone back and blew it

:troll:
:lol

[GLOW]

not enough puns in this thread

when he didnt get his phone back he was left with a bitter taste in his mouth

:heckno:

[Psykopathik]

victim blew that attempt badly

I too was expecting epic spider man type epicness.

[Renxo]

at least the poor guy got a meal out of it

[insomniacRA]

for trade:
cock meat sandwich for an iphone

call me!

[BossFrancis]

The real question here is: How far would you go for a Klondike bar.
http://polhudson.lohudblogs.com/files/2008/08/klondikebar.jpg

[dr.funk]

what came to mind lol


Harold and Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay, Cock Meat Sandwich Scene - YouTube

[dbaz]

shouldnt the evidence be all over his face :troll: