[RFlush]

Fucking hilarious. If it's a repost, well, it's worthy of it being so!

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[SpuGen]

Love this one.
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#1: Vegetarians and homos all seem to think the rest of us give a shit about what goes in their mouths.

[Gridlock]

[classic] #1: My garbage disposal eats better than 98% of the world.

It's funny cause its true.