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:alone:? 5 bucks will get you a Facebook girlfriend
Presto
04-20-2012, 10:14 AM
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GGnoRE
04-20-2012, 10:20 AM
An ugly girl offering to fake break-up with you for 5 dollars.... :seriously: PASS
RicePanda
04-20-2012, 10:26 AM
:denied:
Tegra_Devil
04-20-2012, 10:55 AM
im gonna get real popular now!
jpark
04-20-2012, 11:04 AM
"i will like your status's and photos for $5 (up to 20 likes)"
omg making payment right now
civiccer
04-20-2012, 11:09 AM
ahahaha.
Nice find.
Manic!
04-20-2012, 11:18 AM
Would be a good way to prank a friend.
He's getting married and not on Facebook anymore.
Set up a new Facebook account under his name. Add some friends and hire a fake GF.
So..how did you come across this?
Glove
04-20-2012, 11:40 AM
ya, we might all think its retarded, but people take facebook seriously.
I bet tons of people would pay 5$ to make their X jealous, I see it all the fuckin time on my news feed
this is beyond forever alone
Psykopathik
04-20-2012, 12:07 PM
why not make your own fake GF?
b0unce. [?]
04-20-2012, 01:20 PM
yeah make a double account and do that shit yourself if you are that desperate lol
ilovebacon
04-20-2012, 02:26 PM
10$ if u want a internet bf!!! LOL
jackmeister
04-20-2012, 02:51 PM
10$ if u want a internet bf!!! LOL
I charge $9 :accepted:
Presto
04-20-2012, 02:52 PM
So..how did you come across this?
I was Googling for what a quarter would buy me, and all I got were 2-bit whores. I found that upping the cost to $5 moves my searches into a higher-class of prostitute, and part-time models.
but people take facebook seriously.
i only take revscene seriously :fuckyea:
:alonehappy: finally i got a gf, only costed me 5$!!!
surreyjack604
04-20-2012, 02:59 PM
ill be anybodys boyfriend for $2.50 on revscene
fake breakup included
BossFrancis
04-20-2012, 03:41 PM
Someone could probably make a few bucks off this LOL. Just find a pic of some random girl say you'll text them, then text them if you got International Texting. Yay free beer money
Culture_Vulture
04-20-2012, 03:49 PM
dafuq
what kind of troll would think of starting a business like this?
drunkrussian
04-20-2012, 03:53 PM
prefer blowup doll
or maybe
"i will make you a sandwich and shut the fuck up as you watch tv for $5"
freakshow
04-20-2012, 04:03 PM
time for a new sig?
ill be anybodys boyfriend for $2.50
Durrann
04-20-2012, 04:08 PM
Dang no webcam chats
Culture_Vulture
04-20-2012, 04:09 PM
time for a new sig?
he's from surrey :heckno:
I wanna troll em and say some fucked up shit like i wanna fuck u up the asshole and explode all over ur face
jpark
04-20-2012, 04:55 PM
ill be anybodys boyfriend for $2.50 on revscene
fake breakup included
well considering you are a surreyjack, the cheaper price is understandable :troll:
Duff Beer
04-20-2012, 05:18 PM
For a second there I really thought this could work :okay:
JesseBlue
04-22-2012, 12:05 PM
i will give relationship feedbacks, buy/sell positive feedbacks for "thanks"
Verdasco
04-22-2012, 12:22 PM
I wanna troll em and say some fucked up shit like i wanna fuck u up the asshole and explode all over ur face
and your friends will be like :pokerface:
shenmecar
04-23-2012, 12:33 PM
Lolllllllllll
Akinari
04-23-2012, 01:27 PM
It's funny because I know several people who would do this
:pokerface:
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