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Excelsis
04-29-2012, 07:28 PM
Dafuq :fulloffuck:

IN a case of suspected witchcraft, a 38-year-old woman from Bulawayo's North End suburb gave birth to a 38cm long worm on Sunday morning. The woman, Ms Anna Mbizi, was five months pregnant when she allegedly experienced labour-like contractions and gave birth to a worm in her bathroom.


The bizarre incident happened on Sunday and her boyfriend has reportedly abandoned her.

When reporters visited her at her home yesterday, she seemed weak and was holding what was left of the worm, which was placed in a tin...

She said she wa
s shocked when her doctor told her that she was not carrying any baby in the womb and her tummy was mysteriously growing big with no baby inside.

"I am still short of words because I consulted my doctor when I was two months pregnant and was told everything was normal. This was going to be my third baby and I think someone bewitched me," said Ms Mbizi.

She said she suspected that one of her neighbours who owed her $150 was behind her misfortune.

"I really thought I was five months pregnant as I had all the signs and symptoms of a pregnant woman. When I experienced the pains, I thought I was going to miscarry but was shocked when a worm came out," said Ms Mbizi, who separated from the father of her two children.

"My boyfriend was not supportive enough since he learnt of this incident and I am afraid he is going to leave me. He really wanted a baby and now that I delivered a worm I am not his favourite person."

She said her neighbours had advised her to put coarse salt on the worm so that she is not cursed again.

"I put salt on the worm and it shrinked, changing to a liquid like thing and as you can see there is some blood in the residue," said the emotional Ms Mbizi.

The woman's friend, Ms Tafadzwa Shumba, confirmed that her friend had problems with a neighbour over the debt.

"Anna and the woman who owes her $150 have for some time now been exchanging harsh words. They used to threaten each other every time Anna went to ask for the money," said Ms Shumba. Ms Mbizi's doctor, who runs a surgery in the city centre, confirmed the incident.

"The case is very unusual as I also examined the woman after the alleged incident and could not find any baby. The situation left us to believe that the worm had been acting like a baby.

"I examined the woman three months ago and she appeared to be two months pregnant but when she came back on Sunday night nothing indicated that she had been pregnant although there were signs of strain on her uterine tissue," said the doctor.

A Woman Who Gave Birth To 38 Cm Worm in The Bathroom After 5 Months Pregnancy (http://www.naija247news.com/index.php?option=com_content&view=article&id=5047:a-woman-who-gave-birth-to-38-cm-worm-in-the-bathroom-after-5-months-pregnancy-&catid=95:national&Itemid=290)

PornMaster
04-29-2012, 07:33 PM
WHAT THE FUCK 9" WORM?!?!?!

StylinRed
04-29-2012, 07:37 PM
the worms can get a lot longer than that... a lot longer like think meters edit: oh thought it was a tapeworm

murd0c
04-29-2012, 07:41 PM
This is one case I don't feel bad that the bf bounced cause I would of done the same thing.

jpark
04-29-2012, 07:46 PM
lol dafuq...

Recon604
04-29-2012, 07:58 PM
ALIENS abducted her and put a worm in her and returned her back to Earth! :considered:

jackmeister
04-29-2012, 07:58 PM
any sane man will ditch woman asap.

http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/158/329/9189283.jpg

Jegz
04-29-2012, 08:01 PM
I know whos responsible.

http://bogieworks.blogs.com/photos/uncategorized/vincent_donofrio1.jpg

BossFrancis
04-29-2012, 08:08 PM
Not gunna click original link or I might not sleep tonight.
WTF I CAN'T EVEN....

murd0c
04-29-2012, 08:28 PM
Not gunna click original link or I might not sleep tonight.
WTF I CAN'T EVEN....

the worm was black. Hopefully the b/f was at least :fullofwin:

ilvtofu
04-29-2012, 08:50 PM
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/--QaTayg3Imk/T5pTKdiNwzI/AAAAAAAAAKY/P3V9T9e4SFY/s320/Woman+Gives+Birth+To+Worm.jpg

That is a poop

nickmak
04-29-2012, 08:59 PM
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/--QaTayg3Imk/T5pTKdiNwzI/AAAAAAAAAKY/P3V9T9e4SFY/s320/Woman+Gives+Birth+To+Worm.jpg

That is a poop

anyone else get a boner from that pic?

Akinari
04-29-2012, 09:04 PM
Please tell me I'm not the only person who thought of this.

http://fc03.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2011/034/2/3/tentacle_rape_demote_poster_by_mikimichellemal-d38owtu.jpg

pastarocket
04-29-2012, 09:04 PM
:eek: Good decision by the boyfriend. Run dude!

insomniac
04-29-2012, 09:19 PM
kinda call bs.. dont you need to do ultra sounds and things? why didnt they know it was a worm earlier lol

Vansterdam
04-29-2012, 09:20 PM
"My boyfriend was not supportive enough since he learnt of this incident and I am afraid he is going to leave me. He really wanted a baby and now that I delivered a worm I am not his favourite person.

Santofu
04-29-2012, 09:21 PM
kinda call bs.. dont you need to do ultra sounds and things? why didnt they know it was a worm earlier lol

She said she was shocked when her doctor told her that she was not carrying any baby in the womb and her tummy was mysteriously growing big with no baby inside.

shenmecar
04-29-2012, 09:28 PM
Is this a joke?!?!

CPE
04-29-2012, 09:32 PM
"My boyfriend was not supportive enough since he learnt of this incident and I am afraid he is going to leave me. He really wanted a baby and now that I delivered a worm I am not his favourite person.

How long until they are on Maury?

drunkrussian
04-29-2012, 10:01 PM
SpaceBalls Alien - YouTube

striderblade
04-29-2012, 10:06 PM
and no one asked why is there still dirt on it? lol

drunkrussian
04-29-2012, 10:08 PM
lol went to look at this site naija 24/7 where this worm story is from and first thing that i saw was this
How to know of she's a gold-digger. (http://www.naija247news.com/index.php?option=com_content&view=article&id=5116:how-to-know-of-shes-a-gold-digger-&catid=87:single-a-married&Itemid=266)

Jboii59
04-29-2012, 11:01 PM
LOL this can't be real...

TRD Rs200
04-29-2012, 11:06 PM
I call bs

ToneCapone
04-29-2012, 11:07 PM
holy mother of..........
http://www.google.ca/url?source=imglanding&ct=img&q=http://www.tvequals.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/House-M.D.-Man-of-the-House-Season-8-Episode-13-6-550x366.jpg&sa=X&ei=DjqeT6eTAqTniAKVjaFS&ved=0CA0Q8wc4Dw&usg=AFQjCNFsa4ttzdmR3U7gLWRX6a2G3Smu9Q

parm104
04-29-2012, 11:37 PM
LOL this story is dumb as f$ck and I have no idea how credible this "news source" is lol. It looks pretty sketch. Anyways, some of these comments on the news story are hilarious:


Ralphy
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Hi my name is jason ralph and i once shitted out a 40cm worm like you, it was also at a bball tornament which didnt help, i know what she is going through dont hate



Gavin gallman
yer fireblitz i know what u mean, that bitch must of fucked some type of worm when her boyfriend wasnt home and it got her pregnant



Fireblitz08
DUMB HOE COULDNT EVEN GIVE BIRTH TO THE RIGHT SPECIES

124Y
04-30-2012, 12:57 AM
LOL Wut

iam_dan
04-30-2012, 04:06 AM
It looks like it could've been a dildo she wasn't able to pull out 3 years ago or something

GLOW
04-30-2012, 07:00 AM
:ohgodwhy:
i don't know why i clicked on this thread
:inoutugh:

flagella
04-30-2012, 06:02 PM
Anyone who believes this is a fucking idiot. kthxbye.

Jegz
04-30-2012, 06:20 PM
Anyone who believes this is a fucking idiot. kthxbye.

lolumad
http://www.alicia-logic.com/capsimages/mib_065VincentDOnofrio.jpg

Limitless
05-01-2012, 12:52 AM
http://play.esea.net/global/media_preview.php?url=http%3A%2F%2F4.bp.blogspot.c om%2F-B3e2bFEGviQ%2FT1n_sdSZwpI%2FAAAAAAAAFTM%2FuJY89qvs PSI%2Fs1600%2Fdafuq-did-i-just-read-meme.jpg