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05-04-2012, 07:44 AM
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| Hottest Women in Prison
Here we go. This is buttloads of fun! Hot Female Prisoners: Photo List of Sexy Women in Prison
I think my favorite is this chick:
Reason for Incarceration: Identity theft, Aggravated Animal Abuse In The First Degree
"I am outgoing, open minded, and I love to laugh. I love sports, snowboarding, and the outdoors, anything under the sun! I really enjoy traveling and I still want to go to a lot of foreign countries."
"I'm an outgoing girl that loves everything under the sun, including stealing your wallet and killing your cat! I want to travel to foreign countries, but can't because I have a record. So pictures. I'll travel through pictures.
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05-04-2012, 07:59 AM
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Homicide, man slaughter . . . .  | |
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05-04-2012, 08:03 AM
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#3 | | Willing to sell body for a few minutes on RS
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Oh man, the quality really drops off quick.
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05-04-2012, 08:07 AM
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#4 | | Revscene.net has a homepage?!
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Hot, hot sex in exchanged for being stabbed in the throat......hmmmmmmmmm  | |
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05-04-2012, 08:10 AM
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#5 | | Wanna have a threesome?
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As a strong believer in George Costanza's argument that an inmate is the ideal girlfriend, I welcome this thread with open arms. Move over POF, hello meet-an-inmate!
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05-04-2012, 08:16 AM
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#6 | | RS controls my life!
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It would be sad to get rejected by these girls  | |
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05-04-2012, 08:26 AM
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#7 | | Willing to sell body for a few minutes on RS
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It's more fun to read their Reason for Incarceration
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05-04-2012, 09:25 AM
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#8 | | Everyone wants a piece of R S...
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| Ophelia Castro
Reason for incarceration: Possession with intent to deliver cocaine
Just by looking at her last name I could have guessed why she was in prison.
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05-04-2012, 09:33 AM
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Originally Posted by bartone  Ophelia Castro
Reason for incarceration: Possession with intent to deliver cocaine
Just by looking at her last name I could have guessed why she was in prison. | fidel castro was a revolutionist,
you are thinking of pablo escobar.
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05-04-2012, 10:39 AM
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#10 | | NA1
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LOL^
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05-04-2012, 10:49 AM
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#11 | | Los Bastardo owned my ass at least once
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The asian aint bad lol
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05-04-2012, 10:54 AM
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#12 | | Director of RS Cares
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OMG AWESOME!!!!!! And Renee Bell looks so sweet and innocent...
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05-04-2012, 10:55 AM
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#13 | | I bringith the lowerballerith
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I can't imagine what some of these girls must look like now after being in the joint for a while,they probably look like total butches by now,short boy cut hair,tattoos from the neck down to their fingertips,battlescars ect....
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05-04-2012, 11:16 AM
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#14 | | I *heart* Revscene.net very Muchie
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no before and after pic, no thank you LOL
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05-04-2012, 12:56 PM
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#15 | | Rs has made me the man i am today!
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the second one has so much crazy in her eyes it scares me
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05-04-2012, 01:41 PM
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#16 | | I told him no, what y'all do?
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Originally Posted by PiuYi the second one has so much crazy in her eyes it scares me |  
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[22-12, 08:51]mellomandidnt think and went in straight..scrapped like a bitch
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05-04-2012, 02:40 PM
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#17 | | Rs has made me the man i am today!
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Originally Posted by MindBomber As a strong believer in George Costanza's argument that an inmate is the ideal girlfriend, I welcome this thread with open arms. Move over POF, hello meet-an-inmate! | Meet-An-Inmate.com - Male and Female Inmates Desire Pen pals
lol my bud was showing me that the other day hahahaha
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05-04-2012, 02:56 PM
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#18 | | I *heart* Revscene.net very Muchie
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#2 is hot...but 2nd degree murder damn
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05-04-2012, 03:05 PM
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#19 | | DOES HE LOOK LIKE A BITCH?
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05-04-2012, 03:14 PM
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I pick the first one. For obvious reasons.....
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05-04-2012, 03:23 PM
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#21 | | I bringith the lowerballerith
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damn..this feels kinda creepy for some reason
Some of their release dates are in 15+ years
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05-04-2012, 03:27 PM
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#22 | | I contribute to threads in the offtopic forum
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| Renee Bell 
Hmmm.. Quote:
It has been brought to our attention that the photo submitted by Renee may have been of someone else so the photo has been removed. We have verified that the age given is correct.
The ad of Renee was set to expire 4-26-2012 so this link will be removed in the near future.
Renee Bell
My name is Renee, as you already know, I'm 33. I'm lonely and in search of a real man for friendship, companionship, and possibly more. Must be stable in all ways, willing to take on the responsibility of having a woman in prison. Must be a kind and caring individual.
I'm honest, sincere, easygoing, and love to learn new things. I also love the simple things in life, romance, hugs, shopping, travel, love, etc. I love laughing and making others laugh. I love to have fun! Let's get to know one another. Must be willing to commit eventually. I promise you won't be disappointed. Postage is hard to come by in prison, if possible send stamps. I am here, waiting to hear from you sooner than later, Race is not an issue.
Race: White
Date of Birth: 5-30-78
Release Date: 3-20-2017
Height: 6'
Religion: Christian
Do you smoke? No
Would you like letters from both sexes? Yes
Education: High school
Occupation before prison: Student/Upholstery
Activities in prison: Reading, writing, exercising, college
| Renee Bell
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05-04-2012, 03:58 PM
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Christine Coffman:
"Please rescue me. Don't allow what I have to offer go to waste, so just imagine me as a smoking hot genie trapped in a bottle, and all it takes is one rub to free me to make all your dreams come true. This bottle is tight and I'm hot in here."
That says to me, help me break out of this joint and I'm all yours.
Ashley Lyons:
Reason for Incarceration: Burglary, Assault
"I love to put a smile on another persons face."
...yea, with a knife, from ear to ear.
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05-04-2012, 04:05 PM
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#24 | | Banned By Establishment
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Originally Posted by Aetios Christine Coffman:
"Please rescue me. Don't allow what I have to offer go to waste, so just imagine me as a smoking hot genie trapped in a bottle, and all it takes is one rub to free me to make all your dreams come true. This bottle is tight and I'm hot in here."
That says to me, help me break out of this joint and I'm all yours. | 
Her whole written thing is, "I want to write you some of the hottest letters known to man."
Guess she's good if you have a prison fetish. Does anyone actually have a prison fetish?
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05-04-2012, 04:33 PM
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#25 | | My homepage has been set to RS
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prison is one place where u wanna be as ugly and fat as possible...
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