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Hottest Women in Prison
Gridlock
05-04-2012, 07:44 AM
Here we go. This is buttloads of fun!
Hot Female Prisoners: Photo List of Sexy Women in Prison (http://www.ranker.com/list/hottest-women-in-prison/trent-walker?page=1)
I think my favorite is this chick:
Reason for Incarceration: Identity theft, Aggravated Animal Abuse In The First Degree
"I am outgoing, open minded, and I love to laugh. I love sports, snowboarding, and the outdoors, anything under the sun! I really enjoy traveling and I still want to go to a lot of foreign countries."
"I'm an outgoing girl that loves everything under the sun, including stealing your wallet and killing your cat! I want to travel to foreign countries, but can't because I have a record. So pictures. I'll travel through pictures.
Excelsis
05-04-2012, 07:59 AM
Homicide, man slaughter . . . .
:heckno:
Great68
05-04-2012, 08:03 AM
Oh man, the quality really drops off quick.
belaud
05-04-2012, 08:07 AM
Hot, hot sex in exchanged for being stabbed in the throat......hmmmmmmmmm :concentrate:
MindBomber
05-04-2012, 08:10 AM
As a strong believer in George Costanza's argument that an inmate is the ideal girlfriend, I welcome this thread with open arms. Move over POF, hello meet-an-inmate!
GGnoRE
05-04-2012, 08:16 AM
It would be sad to get rejected by these girls :alone:
RacePace
05-04-2012, 08:26 AM
It's more fun to read their Reason for Incarceration
bartone
05-04-2012, 09:25 AM
Ophelia Castro
Reason for incarceration: Possession with intent to deliver cocaine
Just by looking at her last name I could have guessed why she was in prison.
Meowjin
05-04-2012, 09:33 AM
Ophelia Castro
Reason for incarceration: Possession with intent to deliver cocaine
Just by looking at her last name I could have guessed why she was in prison.
fidel castro was a revolutionist,
you are thinking of pablo escobar.
miss_crayon
05-04-2012, 10:54 AM
OMG AWESOME!!!!!! And Renee Bell looks so sweet and innocent...
spyker
05-04-2012, 10:55 AM
I can't imagine what some of these girls must look like now after being in the joint for a while,they probably look like total butches by now,short boy cut hair,tattoos from the neck down to their fingertips,battlescars ect....
Verdasco
05-04-2012, 11:16 AM
no before and after pic, no thank you LOL
PiuYi
05-04-2012, 12:56 PM
the second one has so much crazy in her eyes it scares me
the second one has so much crazy in her eyes it scares me
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_4k3zQ7RCNIs/S76ZKXij2KI/AAAAAAAAABY/wX3LiXPeHgY/s1600/HIMYM___Hot_Crazy_Scale_by_JeremyX103.jpg
:ifyouknow:
stewie
05-04-2012, 02:40 PM
As a strong believer in George Costanza's argument that an inmate is the ideal girlfriend, I welcome this thread with open arms. Move over POF, hello meet-an-inmate!
Meet-An-Inmate.com - Male and Female Inmates Desire Pen pals (http://www.meet-an-inmate.com/)
lol my bud was showing me that the other day hahahaha
blkgsr
05-04-2012, 02:56 PM
#2 is hot...but 2nd degree murder damn
Culture_Vulture
05-04-2012, 03:05 PM
a bunch of them look like fucking men wtf :heckno:
http://img1.ranker.com/user_node_img/50011/1000203566/full/courtney-callahan-photo-u1.jpg
http://img1.ranker.com/user_node_img/50011/1000203539/full/carrie-noe-photo-u2.jpg
http://img1.ranker.com/user_node_img/50011/1000203563/full/tammy-webb-photo-u2.jpg
http://img3.ranker.com/user_node_img/50011/1000203546/full/u-dreka-andrews-photo-u3.jpg
http://img2.ranker.com/user_node_img/50011/1000203538/full/chrystal-meyer-photo-u1.jpg
I wouldn't put them on the top 1000
BaoTurbo
05-04-2012, 03:14 PM
I pick the first one. For obvious reasons.....
VrrM604
05-04-2012, 03:23 PM
damn..this feels kinda creepy for some reason
Some of their release dates are in 15+ years
Bonka
05-04-2012, 03:27 PM
Renee Bell
http://img3.ranker.com/user_node_img/50011/1000203584/C300/renee-bell-photo-u1.jpg
Hmmm..
It has been brought to our attention that the photo submitted by Renee may have been of someone else so the photo has been removed. We have verified that the age given is correct.
The ad of Renee was set to expire 4-26-2012 so this link will be removed in the near future.
Renee Bell
My name is Renee, as you already know, I'm 33. I'm lonely and in search of a real man for friendship, companionship, and possibly more. Must be stable in all ways, willing to take on the responsibility of having a woman in prison. Must be a kind and caring individual.
I'm honest, sincere, easygoing, and love to learn new things. I also love the simple things in life, romance, hugs, shopping, travel, love, etc. I love laughing and making others laugh. I love to have fun! Let's get to know one another. Must be willing to commit eventually. I promise you won't be disappointed. Postage is hard to come by in prison, if possible send stamps. I am here, waiting to hear from you sooner than later, Race is not an issue.
Race: White
Date of Birth: 5-30-78
Release Date: 3-20-2017
Height: 6'
Religion: Christian
Do you smoke? No
Would you like letters from both sexes? Yes
Education: High school
Occupation before prison: Student/Upholstery
Activities in prison: Reading, writing, exercising, college
Renee Bell (http://www.meet-an-inmate.com/ladies/renee-11595.html)
Aetios
05-04-2012, 03:58 PM
Christine Coffman:
"Please rescue me. Don't allow what I have to offer go to waste, so just imagine me as a smoking hot genie trapped in a bottle, and all it takes is one rub to free me to make all your dreams come true. This bottle is tight and I'm hot in here."
That says to me, help me break out of this joint and I'm all yours.
Ashley Lyons:
Reason for Incarceration: Burglary, Assault
"I love to put a smile on another persons face."
...yea, with a knife, from ear to ear.
Gridlock
05-04-2012, 04:05 PM
Christine Coffman:
"Please rescue me. Don't allow what I have to offer go to waste, so just imagine me as a smoking hot genie trapped in a bottle, and all it takes is one rub to free me to make all your dreams come true. This bottle is tight and I'm hot in here."
That says to me, help me break out of this joint and I'm all yours.
http://seemslegit.com/_images/6f53459c561a5d6b4ae2dca95de4968c/434%20-%20basement%20creepy%20shadow.jpg
Her whole written thing is, "I want to write you some of the hottest letters known to man."
Guess she's good if you have a prison fetish. Does anyone actually have a prison fetish?
drunkrussian
05-04-2012, 04:33 PM
prison is one place where u wanna be as ugly and fat as possible...
better knowing now than finding out later shes bat shit crazy
Ronin
05-04-2012, 06:47 PM
...a lot of these chicks have a case of the crazy eyes.
ShadowBun
05-04-2012, 07:22 PM
especially #2
The Crazy Eyes - YouTube
bensta
05-04-2012, 07:32 PM
U'Dreka Andrews
Reason for incarceration: Murder
"I am incarcerated with a life sentence, but I believe that you can't keep a good woman down! Through all I am a soldier..."
with a name like that id fucking kill someone too :fuckthatshit:
b0unce. [?]
05-04-2012, 07:58 PM
laughed so hard when i saw this
http://i46.tinypic.com/24cb41e.jpg
alex.w *//
05-04-2012, 09:28 PM
interesting
Verdasco
05-04-2012, 09:34 PM
carmen lewis :sweetjesus: not bad sentence too...
murd0c
05-04-2012, 09:40 PM
At least you know how these bitches are crazy, rather then the one you having been with for a while going bat shit crazy cause shes loco and you had no clue...
LiquidTurbo
05-04-2012, 09:51 PM
Sanity check. Could this be fake?
Gridlock
05-05-2012, 06:58 AM
Sanity check. Could this be fake?
Yes and no. We were talking about it on chat so I was trying to find other sites that had female inmates listed with their crimes(a challenge).
I did find an ad for one of these women on another site.
That Renee Bell girl had her info pulled as someone reported that the picture provided was not of the inmate.
So, I'm running at 75% that they are actually real.
GGnoRE
05-05-2012, 11:29 AM
The moment your inmate gf gets out, shes gonna need to crash at your place, burrow your car and probably some cash lol
krazynuck
05-05-2012, 08:09 PM
self employed seems to be the most common job....along with exotic dancer and student ...which I guess often go hand and hand
Gridlock
05-05-2012, 08:12 PM
self employed seems to be the most common job....along with exotic dancer and student ...which I guess often go hand and hand
well it has to go in hand unless you pay extra.
The7even
05-05-2012, 08:14 PM
Maeghan Rice.. christ, she's hot. And a murderer.
Whenever you're pleasuring her you'll also hope she's not going to kill you and be merciful :lol
The7even
05-05-2012, 08:24 PM
On the hottie..
A.J. woman gets 12.5 years in murder - East Valley Tribune: Apache Junction (http://www.eastvalleytribune.com/local/apache_junction/article_8baa056a-c869-11e0-b541-001cc4c002e0.html)
cliffhanger33
05-05-2012, 09:10 PM
LOL awesome thread
nickmak
05-05-2012, 09:32 PM
all bitches are crazy, these ones just got busted for it
Windstar
05-05-2012, 09:32 PM
#15
Everymans
05-05-2012, 09:35 PM
Reason for Incarceration: Parole Violation
"I'm looking for someone who is generous, romantic, passionate, affectionate, dominant, versatile, nonjudgmental, supportive, sensuous, creative, understanding, attractive, handsome, sexy, fun to be with, and makes me laugh. Goatees are a plus, but not necessary."
http://img233.imageshack.us/img233/2923/jillianciniphotou1.jpg (http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/233/jillianciniphotou1.jpg/)
You're in prison, lower your god damn standards.
Reason for incarceration: Burglary
"I believe you should live each day as it's your last. I love to have fun, laugh, and will try almost anything once."
I wonder how many prisoners use this quote... Live each day like it's your last, and always try something once.
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