[fsy82]

ICTORIA - If British Columbians are suddenly struck with an overwhelming need to eat brains, the province has cobbled together advice on how the living can fend off the zombies.

The B.C. government is hoping its fictional advice will generate interest in a set of social media tools that aim to help the public in real emergencies.

A blog tapping into the popular horror genre was launched this week on the Emergency Info BC website, and it's penned from the perspective of a citizen who finds her town infected with a strange virus.

She says she's able to remain "cool, calm and collected" by reading the government's emergency Twitter feed and blog.

The campaign is meant to get the public watching for real alerts and updates using the online tools, including Amber Alerts, earthquakes, avalanches, wildfires, floods and tsunamis.

All such disasters are indeed potential threats to the province, with the campaign launched during Emergency Preparedness Week to inform people on how to survive in almost any emergency situation.

Read it on Global News: Global BC | B.C. advises citizens on surviving faux zombie attack with preparedness campaign


Zombie Preparedness Week 2012: The Importance of Preparation - YouTube (http://youtu.be/dd0dQ6yKu7k)



Interesting tactic to get people's attention.

[optiblue]

It's funny until one day it actually happens!

[Berzerker]

And when it does.... I'm ready. :fuckyea:

Berz out.

[Vansterdam]

wheres CRS at i hope we still got our zombie plan in motion ;)

[bloodmack]

zombie survival kit has been ready for a loong time.

[k20er]

my friends 308, 223, and 7mm will keep me company

[Matlock]

I made a couple of these for bashing in skulls.

A closer look at the Zombie mace / bludgeon - YouTube

I train with a medicine ball on a rope so that I can use the maces more effectively. Good for the trapezius.

[CRS]

wheres CRS at i hope we still got our zombie plan in motion ;)

:fullofwin:

hahaha I almost forgot the zombie thread we had a while back.

Thanks for the reminder.

Should there be a zombie outbreak, I'd still stick with the same plan.

[Teh Doucher]

got my gun license for this very reason :accepted:

[yray]

rararararararar

[pinn3r]

am i the only person that has a sick, demented hope of a zombie apocalypse actually occurring?
i've played too many zombie games and watched too many zombie movies

[Mr.Money]

yes....i'm ready...i just bought a stock when there's no more ammo & i'm swinging for dear life.

http://i140.photobucket.com/albums/r35/a-kmanator/100_3475.jpg

[rsx]

Everyone wants a zombie apocalypse; the crazies down south actually prepare for SHTF, WROL scenarios.

[CorneringArtist]

Zombie apocalypse :considered:...need to get my kit together. However, does anyone have a plan for a 28 Days Later style fast-moving Infected outbreak? All it takes is a group of silly hippies freeing Rage-infected monkeys to have shit hit the fan :pokerface:.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rd9PWvrkbO0

[rsx]

I'd fucking stay in my apartment fill my bathtub up with water and fucking wait for everyone to fuck each other up until I'm severely lacking food and water.

[Jermyzy]

$2 million Zombie-proof condos sold out!

Zombie-proof condos all sold out in Kansas, Canadians still have options | Daily Buzz - Yahoo! News Canada (http://ca.news.yahoo.com/blogs/daily-buzz/zombie-proof-condos-sold-kansas-canadians-still-options-195553711.html)

[axxess]

$2 million Zombie-proof condos sold out!

Zombie-proof condos all sold out in Kansas, Canadians still have options | Daily Buzz - Yahoo! News Canada (http://ca.news.yahoo.com/blogs/daily-buzz/zombie-proof-condos-sold-kansas-canadians-still-options-195553711.html)



People are really making money from these zombie scares eh?

[2damaxmr2]

Well i am glad i have enough guns to arm a small army.

[Excelsis]

sometimes i think what the fuck, but sometimes i think what if... :suspicious:

[Yodamaster]

Everyone should have a stockpile of clean water and non-perishable food anyways, regardless of the threat. If something happens, then your local supermarket is more likely to become a free for all, and your chances of coming out unscathed is low.

First Aid kit is kind of a prerequisite, if you don't already have one in your home then I doubt that you'll learn anything from this anyway.

Gun(s) are not really mandatory for any kind of natural disaster that we can currently face, you just have to concentrate on surviving, not killing others. Note that "not mandatory" refers to the fact that you're living in an area where people aren't vicious to start with, you may need one if you live in an area where people eat eachother's faces even before a zombie invasion occurs.

However, in the event of an economic collapse, zombie invasion, or the release of a new Justin Bieber album, a gun is a wise investment if you know how to use one and respect the dangers that come with it. These events present a drastic change in society that can last much longer than a tsunami or a tornado, and your fellow citizens could turn against you in desperation.


Resist the urge to take the collection of porno that took you ages to compile with you, food before splooge as people who want to survive say.

[Mr.HappySilp]

Now what would you do if your wife/husband/kids/parents/brothers/sisters/br/gfs turns to a zombie in front of you?

[Mr.HappySilp]

Everyone should have a stockpile of clean water and non-perishable food anyways, regardless of the threat. If something happens, then your local supermarket is more likely to become a free for all, and your chances of coming out unscathed is low.

First Aid kit is kind of a prerequisite, if you don't already have one in your home then I doubt that you'll learn anything from this anyway.

Gun(s) are not really mandatory for any kind of natural disaster that we can currently face, you just have to concentrate on surviving, not killing others. Note that "not mandatory" refers to the fact that you're living in an area where people aren't vicious to start with, you may need one if you live in an area where people eat eachother's faces even before a zombie invasion occurs.

However, in the event of an economic collapse, zombie invasion, or the release of a new Justin Bieber album, a gun is a wise investment if you know how to use one and respect the dangers that come with it. These events present a drastic change in society that can last much longer than a tsunami or a tornado, and your fellow citizens could turn against you in desperation.


Resist the urge to take the collection of porno that took you ages to compile with you, food before splooge as people who want to survive say.

Hell no! I rather die with my porno collections! If I were to die I want to die as a happy man :fullofwin:

[k20er]

i just picked up a couple of new toys form the local gun store today..:)

1) Bushmaster ACR with Acog 4 X 32 Scope Usmc Rifle Combat Optic
2) CZ SP-01 Tactical with Streamlight Laser Light TLR-2

gonna head to the range tomorrow to brake these in:fullofwin:

[ilovebacon]

How are you guys able to purchase a firearm without a license?

[2damaxmr2]

i just picked up a couple of new toys form the local gun store today..:)

1) Bushmaster ACR with Acog 4 X 32 Scope Usmc Rifle Combat Optic
2) CZ SP-01 Tactical with Streamlight Laser Light TLR-2

gonna head to the range tomorrow to brake these in:fullofwin:

Should of got a Swiss arms :p

[Psykopathik]

http://www.revscene.net/forums/657828-zombie-survival-guide.html

http://www.revscene.net/forums/605729-when-zombies-come-what-will-you-take.html

http://www.revscene.net/forums/631510-7-reasons-why-zombie-outbreak-would-fail.html

http://www.revscene.net/forums/565236-zombie-attack-survival-strategies.html

[2damaxmr2]

http://i772.photobucket.com/albums/yy3/J996/Untitled-3.jpg
non restricted. ohhhhh yaaaaa

[AzNightmare]

Lol. This thread is just an excuse to post guns.

[k20er]

Should of got a Swiss arms :p

ohh but they didnt have that in display for me to even consider them, plus too baller for me:okay:

[rsx]

Anyone catch the show Doomsday Preppers? Those guys are on a whole new level of craziness.

[Psykopathik]

And when it does.... I'm ready. :fuckyea:

Berz out.

http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/077/988/my_body_is_ready.png

:ilied:

I'm gonna die horribly:okay:

[mercyboy]

I would Highjack a plane and go all the way to RUSSIA Just to survive with him

http://i46.tinypic.com/2uzr0o6.jpg

FPS RUSSIA!

[taprackbang]

i just picked up a couple of new toys form the local gun store today..:)

1) Bushmaster ACR with Acog 4 X 32 Scope Usmc Rifle Combat Optic
2) CZ SP-01 Tactical with Streamlight Laser Light TLR-2

gonna head to the range tomorrow to brake these in:fullofwin:

Excellent list



Personally:
1. CZ 858 with a surefire rig, Eotech holo sight and a Vickers blue force sling.

2. Glock Gen 4 19 with a surefire x300:)

3.American Tomahawk Company VTAC Lagana special:o

And a few crates load of 762x39

Below is a link to an good read regarding prepping for disasters and the first 100 things that go missing. The info is based on experiences had during the fall of the sovet union.

http://survivalcache.com/top-100-items-to-dissappear-first/

[Verdasco]

I would Highjack a plane and go all the way to RUSSIA Just to survive with him

http://i46.tinypic.com/2uzr0o6.jpg

FPS RUSSIA!

you do that while i go with these..

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/5/56/US_Navy_090425-M-9917S-314_Canadian_Army_soldiers_assigned_to_Alpha_Compa ny,_3d_Battalion,_22d_Regiment_of_Special_Purpose_ Marine_Air_Ground_Task_Force-24_depart_a_U.S._Navy_landing_craft_air_cushion_(L CAC)_and_deploy_onto_Mayp.jpg

[ilovebacon]

^ you guys won't even have the time go get to a plane. Everyone else would be protecting things for themself. I'm not suprised if u guys won't be shot hijacking a plane lol. I always wonder.. If china was the first city to get infected. Would we be good? I don't believe zombies can swim, unless we have zombie birds that would fly across the world.

[The7even]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=acvoXrpGIa0&feature=related

I'm fucking buying this in a few days.

[goo3]

^ you guys won't even have the time go get to a plane. Everyone else would be protecting things for themself. I'm not suprised if u guys won't be shot hijacking a plane lol. I always wonder.. If china was the first city to get infected. Would we be good? I don't believe zombies can swim, unless we have zombie birds that would fly across the world.

Can zombies fly planes? They only need to take off, not really land it.

[Mr.HappySilp]

^ you guys won't even have the time go get to a plane. Everyone else would be protecting things for themself. I'm not suprised if u guys won't be shot hijacking a plane lol. I always wonder.. If china was the first city to get infected. Would we be good? I don't believe zombies can swim, unless we have zombie birds that would fly across the world.

I am sure birds, fish, dogs, cats, flies. bees can all get inflected.
I would try to go to some really really cold place (like North pole or northen part of Canada) since zombies are dead and have no body temperature so sooner or later they will just be frozen unable to move.

[Psykopathik]

on a similar note: anyone watch "The Walking Dead?

Fucking Carl.....he should go die.

[The7even]

^wait did the season start again?

[Vansterdam]

new season starts in october i think