[Presto]

Actually, it's Rocks, Paper and Scissors, and it cheats, but the JAV industry is already in production with the next film. ;)

Janken (rock-paper-scissors) Robot with 100% winning rate - YouTube

[spideyv2]

Because Japan

[Excelsis]

rock-paper-scissors level: Asian :lawl:

[Verdasco]

smoothen out the hand and we will know what its uses will be for :troll:

[jack3d]

what if i give it a middle finger?

[parm104]

what if i give it a middle finger?

Then you would've missed the objective of playing rock, paper, scissors...

[Vansterdam]

THE SHOCKER

[urrh]

rock paper scissor lizard spock

[Ronin]

"Yes, I know cancer isn't cured yet but wait til you see the hax we've developed for rock-paper-scissors!"

[punkwax]

what if i give it a middle finger?

It's called lasersword. And its undefeatable. :ifyouknow:

[NeoKaze92]

http://cdn.wg.uproxx.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/big-bang-theory-jerkoff.jpg does it come with an Off button?

[xilley]

once I read "japanese" "created" "robot" "FOR"

some reason I already knew what they created it for

[MG1]

It's called lasersword. And its undefeatable. :ifyouknow:

ah....... beat me to it.

Lasersword beats all.............

[br2]

i wouldnt trust my wang to a metal robotic hand

[finbar]

Put a little hair on it ..........

http://youtu.be/WPur2jE-gZ4

[MG1]

^ too small....... it would hurt........ or worse, get stuck.

I guess the screen is for watching pr0n.


LOL, if robot replies with, "Is it in yet?"


Sound preference. Asian whimpering sounds a la Maria Ozawa or caucasian, "Right there, you're on it. Give it to me......" at top of lungs sound effect.

[finbar]

I hadn't thought of getting stuck, that would be godawful being shaken about by the dick.

[El Bastardo]

^ too small....... it would hurt........ or worse, get stuck.

I guess the screen is for watching pr0n.


LOL, if robot replies with, "Is it in yet?"


Sound preference. Asian whimpering sounds a la Maria Ozawa or caucasian, "Right there, you're on it. Give it to me......" at top of lungs sound effect.




Revscene, meet the product designer for the next generation of sex robots.

[Gridlock]

where are the tentacles? I want my japanese sexbot to have tentacles...just like sex in real life.

[MG1]

yes tentacles around the testicles.......

A man's orgasm is heightened when something is in the anus...... tentacles might do the trick. When I apply for a patent for my design, I'll make sure you get the credit, Gridlock.

[Gridlock]

yes tentacles around the testicles.......

A man's orgasm is heightened when something is in the anus...... tentacles might do the trick. When I apply for a patent for my design, I'll make sure you get the credit, Gridlock.

I don't know that I want the credit share on a device that sticks a tentacle up my ass...isn't it usually the girls getting fucked by tentacles? I was going there.

[nlo]

:ifyouknow:

[Raid3n]

I don't know that I want the credit share on a device that sticks a tentacle up my ass...isn't it usually the girls getting fucked by tentacles? I was going there.

you went there, the problem was you forgot the brakes...