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: To Live and Drive in Vancouver


Soundy
11-28-2012, 09:29 AM
To live and drive in Vancouver - The Globe and Mail (http://www.theglobeandmail.com/globe-drive/car-life/to-live-and-drive-in-vancouver/article4323537/?utm_source=facebook.com&utm_medium=Referrer%3A+Social+Network+%2F+Media&utm_campaign=Shared+Web+Article+Links)

Another frequent Vancouver sight is that of a Mercedes cruising through a red light without slowing down. The look on the driver's face is so serenely oblivious that it leaves everyone who is obeying the law wondering if they missed the memo.

:lawl:

dhari
11-28-2012, 10:03 AM
"Tupac-To live and die in LA" came to my mind as soon as I read the thread title.

gdoh
11-28-2012, 10:08 AM
^+1

icemiko
11-28-2012, 10:53 AM
I drove in LA for a week in March and honestly it seemed better then Vancouver. :lol

hk20000
11-28-2012, 11:58 AM
LOL so wrong in so many ways I don't know where to start. Just check the comments.

GLOW
11-28-2012, 12:08 PM
LOL so wrong in so many ways I don't know where to start. Just check the comments.

i think most of the comments have been blocked by staff already. i can imagine them being racist comments towards certain ethnic groups.

Lomac
11-28-2012, 12:18 PM
It's a tongue-in-cheek article. Too many people are taking it too seriously... :lol

dryjesus
11-28-2012, 12:22 PM
since when did knight st bridge merge into one lane? and since when was kitsilano a nude beach? so many things wrong with this article...

Lomac
11-28-2012, 12:27 PM
It's called hyperbole...

hk20000
11-28-2012, 12:53 PM
I don't know how placing the wreck beach in the wrong side of town is a hyperbole or serve any comedic functions though. That and highways that never crossed somehow has an "intersection"...

Ronin
11-28-2012, 01:10 PM
A life-long resident warns that if you drive 5 km/h over the limit don't be surprised if someone pulls up at the stop light and gives you the "Vancouver stare" - a double-shame-espresso glare that is a bolt of "Who do you think you are?" self-actualized passive-aggressive energy.

When has that ever happened? I dare someone that isn't a cop to bitch at me for speeding. :lol

european
11-28-2012, 01:13 PM
:lol

inv4zn
11-28-2012, 01:19 PM
The concept of satire and sarcasm has obviously been mastered artfully by everyone.

:troll:

yray
11-28-2012, 01:37 PM
:suspicious: So he didn't come to ricemond

GLOW
11-28-2012, 01:45 PM
When has that ever happened? I dare someone that isn't a cop to bitch at me for speeding. :lol

i was thinking more of the opposite...in that they bitch at you b/c you're going too SLOW...5km/hr over the speed limit is not enough and you'll get tailgated, honked, high beamed...passed and get the "vancouver stare" that you have the nerve to drive so slow and impede them.

yes it's tongue and cheek but i thought the mercedes and stare comment were pretty bang on :lawl:

vantrip
11-28-2012, 02:12 PM
Some if this is very accurate: 'The dress code fluctuates between business casual and 1930s hobo.'

Ronin
11-28-2012, 02:19 PM
i was thinking more of the opposite...in that they bitch at you b/c you're going too SLOW...5km/hr over the speed limit is not enough and you'll get tailgated, honked, high beamed...passed and get the "vancouver stare" that you have the nerve to drive so slow and impede them.

yes it's tongue and cheek but i thought the mercedes and stare comment were pretty bang on :lawl:

That sounds more like it.

The concept of satire and sarcasm has obviously been mastered artfully by everyone.

:troll:

It would work better if 50% of it wasn't a spot on representation of Vancouver...

inv4zn
11-28-2012, 02:36 PM
That sounds more like it.

It would work better if 50% of it wasn't a spot on representation of Vancouver...

See, that's why it's doubly ironic! It's sarcastic, within sarcasm...i donno if it was intentional or not lol.

http://i.imgur.com/KhbII.png

dachinesedude
11-28-2012, 03:07 PM
See, that's why it's doubly ironic! It's sarcastic, within sarcasm...i donno if it was intentional or not lol.

http://t.qkme.me/4mo2.jpg

mos_skeeto
11-28-2012, 04:26 PM
cyclists are physically separated from cars by concrete barricades

I feel like I'm going to die every time I make this turn:

http://i.imgur.com/N2MQX.jpg

I make sure I'm always on the left lane turning in from Main Street.

Leopold Stotch
11-28-2012, 06:03 PM
I feel like I'm going to die every time I make this turn:

http://i.imgur.com/N2MQX.jpg

I make sure I'm always on the left lane turning in from Main Street.

it's all about gap control, if the guy beside you is slow speed up, if not slow down and make your intentions obvious for second guy.



Similarly, pedestrians seem utterly unafraid of traffic, like deer that have been raised in captivity and fear no predators.

i've been to montreal, it's worse there, understandably

vantrip
11-28-2012, 06:51 PM
I feel like I'm going to die every time I make this turn:

http://i.imgur.com/N2MQX.jpg

I make sure I'm always on the left lane turning in from Main Street.

I fukin hate this turn, countless times I been ran out of my lane because people are not paying attention to the lane, the faded marking on the road doesn't help.

one2one
11-28-2012, 09:37 PM
I hardly drive anymore. When I go downtown I take my mtb suspension unlocked and I clocked in @ about 30 Km/h +- takes about 45 mins (Cut through the trails where there are no cars) from metrotown area to robson and burrard. Almost the same time as I would have taken a car to park and etc.

I believe road bikes are faster.

optiblue
11-30-2012, 12:13 AM
I love bike lanes and public transit... Means less traffic on the road for me :troll:
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sonick
11-30-2012, 09:31 AM
"Tupac-To live and die in LA" came to my mind as soon as I read the thread title.

That's the idea...

dealt
11-30-2012, 09:47 PM
"Vansterdam sits on an island and bridges span the many waterways that cut through the city. Getting stuck on a bridge is a common commuter phobia and this worry is exacerbated by the occasional cyclist protest that block streets."