[H.Specter]

Purchased box of Eggrolls from Pricemart at Ackroyd Plaza, Richmond.

You opened and ate half the bin.

Noticed the expiry date is Sept 15 2012.

You still have the receipt for purchase date Dec 10 2012.


Wat do?

(pics tomorrow)

[boatcaptain]

finish the other half. dont waste the food
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[Sky_High]

:seriously: Seriously? This is a thread?

http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/001/582/picard-facepalm.jpg?1240934151

[Meowjin]

:seriously: Seriously? This is a thread?

http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/001/582/picard-facepalm.jpg?1240934151

he has some pretty dumb posts in the fitness forum too

[rsx]

Seems like OP just got LITT UP

[Akinari]

http://kissthecookonline.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/kitchenaid_5speed_blender.jpg

[asian_XL]

Put them up your ass then fart

(pic tomorrow?)

[Matlock]

Those things don't go bad.

Reminds me of when I went to China to see some sort of medicine product shows in between tours, they said that the expiry dates were just for "white people." Maybe those are, too.

[rk604]

if it taste good then you are good to go!

[parm104]

I find it ironic that you chose the title yourself after Harvey Spectre but ask so many stupid questions...

If this is a true scenario, I would imagine that there would be a possibility that they mislabeled it as "September" instead of "December."

Products like eggrolls (not sure if frozen), but if they're not, they don't stay on the shelf in large quantities and are usually packaged the same week they put them out.

http://thebeardedidealist.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/What_WouldYouDo.jpg

[FerrariEnzo]

how do you feel after eating that first half... if your ok, then finish the rest quickly...

it wont kill you.. the worst case, is it makes you go to the toilet...

[murd0c]

Go to hospital and get stomach pumped because you might die now :)

[iKayChow]

if they were frozen when you got them, in reality they are good for another 3 months beyond expiration.

[punkwax]

I know what I wouldn't do.. create a thread about it. :derp:

[Doubl3_H]

you're Harvey Specter, take them to court of course:derp:

[melloman]

Agree with murd0c..

Call 9-1-1 and rush to emergency. You need your stomach pumped or cut open and get that shit extracted.

:troll:

[jepho]

Why does this have a thread of its own....better yet does it even need a post at all. It seems like the world is turning into a dumber and dumber place.
Eat the rest or take them back, and shut the hell up!

Need us to spoon feed you too?

[lowside67]

You're sold an expired box of eggrolls, what do you do?

Fail H.Specter for starting such a dumb thread and carry on with my day...

Mark

[twitchyzero]

Harvey Specter, JD

wardrobe full of $2K suits

cannot afford expired eggrolls.

[snails]

i think after your mother finishes wiping you ass you should ask her to throw them out, cut your losses and check expiry dates next time maybe

[Gridlock]

Can you, um, well shit this is just fucking awkward.

I'm just going to say it.

Man up on this.

Alright. Here goes.

You ready?

Ok.

Dude, um, a couple of us were talking..like, mostly them but a little me. It was lowside really. They just think I might be a better face for this...you know, to relate to. I guess I'm compassionate.

Fuck...yes. I know. Get on with it.

Well, its, this post is kinda lame. So me, and a couple of the others were thinking that Harvey Specter, well, he's really cool. The show is awesome...Go Suits! New season starting in January...anyway, Harvey is like really awesome. Maybe you could like change your name to like, a less liked lawyer? Maybe?

We brainstormed a few suggestions. No particular order.

1. Anyone from LA Law, because I think we can all agree that this particular show did not age well.

2. I don't know his name, but Jeffrey Dahmer's lawyer. Cause, you know, the whole cannibalism thing was a bit of a drag. He kinda defended it.

3. Not any old member of the Simpson team, because that Johnny Cochrane guy was pretty damned cool..."if it doesn't fit, you must acquit!"...fucking priceless..anyway, I was thinking the Kardashian guy, because well...his daughters are like an entertainment plague.

4. Gloria Allred. I think we can all agree that she's kind of a celebrity/ambulance chaser.

5. Finally...just throwing this out there...work with, kind of own it...but Ally McBeal.

Anyway...this is kind of where we are at.

Dude, I'm sorry.







:troll:

[AW607]

if only you bought them the day they expired.. then this would be somewhat related

http://www.justmegawatt.com/comics/assets/comics/comedy/koreancomics/expiring.jpg

If it is frozen you should be fine.. and you already ate it anyways, there's no way you can return it. Check the expiry date next time before you buy it probably :derp:

[GLOW]

Can you, um, well shit this is just fucking awkward.

I'm just going to say it.

Man up on this.

Alright. Here goes.

You ready?

Ok.

Dude, um, a couple of us were talking..like, mostly them but a little me. It was lowside really. They just think I might be a better face for this...you know, to relate to. I guess I'm compassionate.

Fuck...yes. I know. Get on with it.

Well, its, this post is kinda lame. So me, and a couple of the others were thinking that Harvey Specter, well, he's really cool. The show is awesome...Go Suits! New season starting in January...anyway, Harvey is like really awesome. Maybe you could like change your name to like, a less liked lawyer? Maybe?

We brainstormed a few suggestions. No particular order.

1. Anyone from LA Law, because I think we can all agree that this particular show did not age well.

2. I don't know his name, but Jeffrey Dahmer's lawyer. Cause, you know, the whole cannibalism thing was a bit of a drag. He kinda defended it.

3. Not any old member of the Simpson team, because that Johnny Cochrane guy was pretty damned cool..."if it doesn't fit, you must acquit!"...fucking priceless..anyway, I was thinking the Kardashian guy, because well...his daughters are like an entertainment plague.

4. Gloria Allred. I think we can all agree that she's kind of a celebrity/ambulance chaser.

5. Finally...just throwing this out there...work with, kind of own it...but Ally McBeal.

Anyway...this is kind of where we are at.

Dude, I'm sorry.







:troll:

how about lionel hutz?
http://www.iphoneworld.ca/wp-content/uploads/2007/08/lionel-hutz-iphone.gif

[Gridlock]

how about lionel hutz?
http://www.iphoneworld.ca/wp-content/uploads/2007/08/lionel-hutz-iphone.gif

I was thinking about Hutz. But its Phil Hartman, and he's fucking cool.

I mean, its the case of expired egg rolls. I wouldn't hand that over to a lawyer that works in a mall.

[sonick]

Works on contingency?
No, money down!

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_luwlruPpZZ1r6i6pjo1_500.jpg

[GLOW]

that's true...and his business cards are sponges that expand by adding water
http://media.247sports.com/Uploads/Assets/407/463/463407.jpg

[Bouncing Bettys]

Isn't the expiry date a means for the food producer to cover their ass legally should a customer be harmed consuming their product beyond a certain date. Foods can last far beyond that date. This morning I used milk on my cereal that expired 2 days ago but it smells and tastes fine.

[Manic!]

It's a best before date. It's doesn't mean the food goes bad the day after the date.

[Eros250]

Lol, what kind of egg rolls? The snack aisle ones or actual egg rolls with filling from hot food? You might get sick if it's real egg rolls that have filling. But I'm assuming it's just snack ones, which probably just taste stale.

[Meowjin]

Can you, um, well shit this is just fucking awkward.

I'm just going to say it.

Man up on this.

Alright. Here goes.

You ready?

Ok.

Dude, um, a couple of us were talking..like, mostly them but a little me. It was lowside really. They just think I might be a better face for this...you know, to relate to. I guess I'm compassionate.

Fuck...yes. I know. Get on with it.

Well, its, this post is kinda lame. So me, and a couple of the others were thinking that Harvey Specter, well, he's really cool. The show is awesome...Go Suits! New season starting in January...anyway, Harvey is like really awesome. Maybe you could like change your name to like, a less liked lawyer? Maybe?

We brainstormed a few suggestions. No particular order.

1. Anyone from LA Law, because I think we can all agree that this particular show did not age well.

2. I don't know his name, but Jeffrey Dahmer's lawyer. Cause, you know, the whole cannibalism thing was a bit of a drag. He kinda defended it.

3. Not any old member of the Simpson team, because that Johnny Cochrane guy was pretty damned cool..."if it doesn't fit, you must acquit!"...fucking priceless..anyway, I was thinking the Kardashian guy, because well...his daughters are like an entertainment plague.

4. Gloria Allred. I think we can all agree that she's kind of a celebrity/ambulance chaser.

5. Finally...just throwing this out there...work with, kind of own it...but Ally McBeal.

Anyway...this is kind of where we are at.

Dude, I'm sorry.







:troll:

do you do nothing but post long paragraphs all day on revscene?

[Gridlock]

do you do nothing but post long paragraphs all day on revscene?

Work is slow in December.

[MindBomber]

do you do nothing but post long paragraphs all day on revscene?

Work is slow in December.

Oh, the irony.

Meowjin.
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Gridlock.
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[Gridlock]

^^With 3 less years. Just sayin'.

I was trying to be funny and tell a joke. I thought it would be funnier than copy/pasting a stupid meme from reddit.

http://i.qkme.me/36i64u.jpg

[Not really racist!]

This ain't misc pal.. go back there and post this

[spideyv2]

Seems like OP just got LITT UP

you can't light up a troll, n00b

[twitchyzero]

you can't light up a troll, n00b

not sure if reference was got

[GLOW]

I thought it would be funnier than copy/pasting a stupid meme from reddit.


:okay:

[spideyv2]

not sure if reference was got

trolls don't shit

it's not in their nature

[falcon]

I'd suck it up. Seriously, how much does a box of eggrolls cost?

[jimmyrustler]

lol, no thanks jeff

[twitchyzero]

Seems like OP just got LITT UP

you can't light up a troll, n00b

not sure if reference was got

trolls don't shit

it's not in their nature

http://mokisfanfictionblog.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/Suits-You-Just-Got-Litt-UP-Sucka.jpg

[Phil@rise]

Its sad that so many people think as soon as something has reached its "best before date" its suddenly no good. Its called a best before date for a reason and not a rotten after date.