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From jalopnik If Car Company Slogans Were Honest (http://jalopnik.com/5977020/if-car-company-slogans-were-honest)

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[GabAlmighty]

Hahah that was good, I like the KIA one.

[white rocket]

Great mock ads. Had me a chuckle.

[shenmecar]

I don't understand the Honda one.

[El Bastardo]

I don't understand the Honda one.

It essentially means "Resting on the power of the reputation of your past accomplishments"

[yray]

BMW: ultimate repair machine :troll:

[donjalapeno]

land rover one is hilarious :lawl:

[twitchyzero]

this is straight out of Mad Men :troll:

[Energy]

I don't get the Kia one

[El Bastardo]

I don't get the Kia one

You want something cool but your parents want you to spend money on something responsible and safe and boring. Its another way of saying "Kia doesn't make ANYBODY's dream car"

[DEADBEA7]

I enjoyed reading that Lexus ad, LOL
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[twitchyzero]

can someone please explain the lexus and jeep one?

[Energy]

^ Jeeps are rugged and meant for going off road and on trails which is why they are "trail rated". But most Jeeps are used for going to the mall hence mall rated.

[writhen]

land rover one is hilarious :lawl:

+1...that shit's gold bahahaha

[El Bastardo]

can someone please explain the lexus and jeep one?

Insecure family men who need status symbols drive Lexuses.

The ad features the narrative of whats going on in the owner's head.

[Matlock]

Could someone please explain the Kia used 4Runner one? Why do I want one and why do my parents buy me a Kia??

[writhen]

Could someone please explain the Kia used 4Runner one? Why do I want one and why do my parents buy me a Kia??

You want something cool but your parents want you to spend money on something responsible and safe and boring. Its another way of saying "Kia doesn't make ANYBODY's dream car"

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