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ilvtofu
01-18-2013, 08:40 AM
From jalopnik If Car Company Slogans Were Honest (http://jalopnik.com/5977020/if-car-company-slogans-were-honest)

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GabAlmighty
01-18-2013, 09:37 AM
Hahah that was good, I like the KIA one.

white rocket
01-18-2013, 02:24 PM
Great mock ads. Had me a chuckle.

shenmecar
01-18-2013, 02:44 PM
I don't understand the Honda one.

El Bastardo
01-18-2013, 02:54 PM
I don't understand the Honda one.

It essentially means "Resting on the power of the reputation of your past accomplishments"

yray
01-18-2013, 06:04 PM
BMW: ultimate repair machine :troll:

donjalapeno
01-18-2013, 06:57 PM
land rover one is hilarious :lawl:

twitchyzero
01-18-2013, 07:05 PM
this is straight out of Mad Men :troll:

Energy
01-18-2013, 08:02 PM
I don't get the Kia one

El Bastardo
01-18-2013, 08:12 PM
I don't get the Kia one

You want something cool but your parents want you to spend money on something responsible and safe and boring. Its another way of saying "Kia doesn't make ANYBODY's dream car"

DEADBEA7
01-18-2013, 08:17 PM
I enjoyed reading that Lexus ad, LOL
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twitchyzero
01-19-2013, 10:15 AM
can someone please explain the lexus and jeep one?

Energy
01-19-2013, 10:24 AM
^ Jeeps are rugged and meant for going off road and on trails which is why they are "trail rated". But most Jeeps are used for going to the mall hence mall rated.

writhen
01-19-2013, 10:30 AM
land rover one is hilarious :lawl:

+1...that shit's gold bahahaha

El Bastardo
01-19-2013, 10:40 AM
can someone please explain the lexus and jeep one?

Insecure family men who need status symbols drive Lexuses.

The ad features the narrative of whats going on in the owner's head.

Matlock
01-19-2013, 11:20 AM
Could someone please explain the Kia used 4Runner one? Why do I want one and why do my parents buy me a Kia??

writhen
01-19-2013, 08:32 PM
Could someone please explain the Kia used 4Runner one? Why do I want one and why do my parents buy me a Kia??

You want something cool but your parents want you to spend money on something responsible and safe and boring. Its another way of saying "Kia doesn't make ANYBODY's dream car"

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