[Soundy]

Discuss.

[murd0c]

they are a fruit

[Kidnapman]

http://0.tqn.com/d/chemistry/1/0/C/j/1/chemcat_guacamole.jpghttp://3.bp.blogspot.com/-ke8sohmvtw0/UQFAS0_HKUI/AAAAAAAAAOg/WP5h6wy1ulM/s1600/advice-animals-memes-animal-memes-philosoraptor-would-it-be-a-sin-to-make-that-guacamole.jpg

[dinosaur]

I usually eat 1\2 an avocado every day for lunch.

Some times I will add a little pepper and lime juice....other times, just plain. I will also make my own dip for tortilla chips (although I can't really eat them as I am allergic to corn).

avocado
lil bit of salt
pepper
cilantro
garlic

SO good.

I also put avocados on my sammiches, wraps, in salads, and on veg burgers.

I will also buy inari pockets....fill them with a little bit of rice and a chunk of avocado. DIp it in a lil soy sauce and it magical. One of my fav dinners :D

I always have 4-5 avocados sitting in my fridge. I don't understand why people don't eat them more...

[TopsyCrett]

lamborghini avacado is gud car and makes fast turns i like dis car muchly

http://static.nextwallpapers.com/1920x1200/lamborghini_aventador_green-1920x1200.jpg

[MindBomber]

:fullofwin:

http://s12.postimage.org/o1st33q1p/images_14.jpg

http://s4.postimage.org/3k2uc4xsd/images_15.jpg

http://s18.postimage.org/9s5komzh5/images_16.jpg

[murd0c]

I actually don't like avocados, find them rich in a way and I'm not a fan of the texture. When getting sushi I often ask cucumbers instead of avocados since cucumbers are the shit!!

[dinosaur]

avocados and mangos go really well together.....you can make an amazing salsa with 'em.

[z3german]

Im an avocado song (Green and Sexy) - YouTube

[StylinRed]

Nigella Lawson: Crab and Avocado Wraps: Express - YouTube

:megusta:

[Ikkaku]

avocados, eggs and a little mayo :sweetjesus:

[drunkrussian]

if you mush up hard boiled eggs and avocados and then spread on toast it's delicious. But then the leftovers turn brown. Motherfuckers!!
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[z3german]

if you mush up hard boiled eggs and avocados and then spread on toast it's delicious. But then the leftovers turn brown. Motherfuckers!!
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Gotta use that citrus to prevent browning! squeeze a lime and buon appetito!

[Ikkaku]

avocados turn brown regardless.. google search showed that putting some lime/lemon juice on it should stop it from happening though

[dangonay]

Chicken, bacon and avocado sandwiches are a regular lunch item for me.
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[spideyv2]

>be dyslexic and buy creatine
>mix glass of water with 6-8 tubs of creatine
>feel the raw power of gains pulsing through my body
>step on scale, 300 lbs
>must have been a mistake
>step back on
>600 lbs
>at this point creatine has invaded my endocrine system, all glands produce raw muscle
>cant think of anything but squatting with my newfound 126 inch quads
>jump to gym
>load up 16 bitches that want to get stuffed and 10 plate
>100 sets of 100
>not satisfied, creatine wants more from me.
>begin eating my own biceps for instant muscle regeneration.
>end up eating my quads
>currently posting from hospital with only forearms and shins left
>not even once

[Girl]

If I had an avacado tree in my backyard, my life would be perfect.

/truestory

[Lomac]

Avocado!

https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/256179_10152129198665080_724888143_o.jpg

[PJ]

Avacado + lime juice + salt and pepper

Eat it plain, eat it with chips, eat it on toast.

Buddies are like :badpokerface:

I'm like :sweetjesus:

[Jason00S2000]

When I need to lose weight, I eat salmon and avocado for like 2 meals of the day, drops weight FAST even while destroying my body with drugs and alcohol

[skyxx]

Avocado Taco according to Urban Dictionary:

While having anal sex with a girl you proceed to place your testicles inside of her vagina. Your testicles resembling avocados and her vagina is the taco.

Cotton McKnight: while I was inside her butt-hole I shoved my nuts inside her pussy last night

Pro tip to all the females on this board:

Avocado is an Essential Part of a Vaginal Yeast Infection Diet

Does a diet that includes avocado help vaginal yeast infection patients to improve their medical status and get alleviation? The answer to this question is not so simple. Although no food in itself is considered to be a treatment against yeast infection, some vegetables including avocado are seen to be highly effective in securing the right environment in the intestines to help stop the aggravation of yeast infection of vagina.

The yeast infection of the vagina, which is also known as vaginal candidiasis, is a scourge for millions of women in the world. In the western hemisphere, three out of four of all women will experience infection of the vagina at least once in their life, and up to one in twelve will suffer from chronic infections. The usual symptoms of the vaginal candidiasis include itching and burning which may be intense in the vulva or the vagina, redness or swelling of the vulva, and frequently discharge that is thick and white and looks like cottage cheese.

This medical problem happens when the microbe called candida, usually found in the human body (mostly in the gut and in small and harmless quantities), grows and multiplies out of bounds. When candida grows like this, it gets into the blood via damaged mucous membranes in the intestine, which can result in both systemic and local (including the vaginal) yeast infections.

Several internal and external factors that contribute to the damage of the delicate internal equilibrium that keeps candida in check. They include the damage of the acid-alkaline equilibrium in both the digestive and the circulatory system.

The "acid-alkaline balance" is described by the "pH" level in the human body. A pH of seven is defined as neutral on this scale, which goes from zero to fourteen. A number higher than seven means that the environment is alkaline, where as a number lower means that your internal context is more acidic. Human blood can range from 7.35 to 7.45 and in fact 7.4 is considered the best. Nonetheless, deviations from this normal range can cause severe impact on your health. In this way when the blood has too much acid, the body is more at risk to disease and the ideal context for candida over-multiplication comes about (candida multiplies much quicker in an environment that is acid).

Stress and lack of sleep amongst other things in the western lifestyle, in combination with poor diet plans, increase the acidity of your internal environment. But by switching to a diet that is balanced with alkali, the proper acid and alkaline equilibrium can be recovered. This diet needs to observe two main principles: increased consumption of foods that form alkalis and moderate consumption of foods that form acids.

Examples of foods that form alkalis include avocado, with apricots, almonds, asparagus, lettuce, figs, cabbage, cucumber, carrots, lemon, spinach, soybeans, potatoes, grapefruit, tomatoes, etc. A list of acid forming foods includes cheese, bread, meat, fish, eggs, olives and rice. Note that the foods belonging to the second category should not be eliminated completely but simply combined in the right proportion with the foods that form alkalis.

Bear in mind that as the yeast infection of the vagina is a complex phenomenon, brought on by numerous internal and external aspects, neither avocado nor any other nutrients can replace the treatment of candidiasis. Increasing alkaline foods in your diet is just the first but necessary step of a holistic and comprehensive yeast infection treatment of the vagina.

Did anyone can tell you that there is now a holistic treatment which is all-natural and that can permanently treat and prevent yeast infection of vagina? This program uses healthy diet plans and alterations in lifestyle, a limitation of stress, the intake of supplements that are herbal and homeopathic and cleansing and detoxification. This unique mix of protocols that are anti-candida can reverse and then prevent all kinds of candida infections (including vaginal) rapidly and securely.

Source:http://www.articlesbase.com/medicine-articles/avocado-is-an-essential-part-of-a-vaginal-yeast-infection-diet-609984.html


http://i.imgur.com/iGiw8aN.jpg

[El Bastardo]

This is a little different but if you feel like trying something new, give it a shot.

Raw Avocado Cacao Mousse
serves 4 to 6


4 ripe avocados
1/3 cup raw coconut nectar
1/2 cup raw cacao powder
1 teaspoon vanilla extract
pinch of salt
fresh fruit and nuts for garnish

In the bowl of a blender or food processor, blend avocado until smooth. Add all other ingredients, blending until mixture is uniform. Chill for about 2 hours in the fridge or half an hour in the freezer. Garnish with fresh fruit or chopped nuts.

Note on the recipe:
If you want to try this recipe, but don't have the raw coconut sweetener or cacao powder on hand (they are specialty type of items I wanted to try), agave, honey and unsweetened cocoa powder are fine-tasting substitutes. The mousse will no longer be strictly raw, but it is still delicious! And it retains the spirit of the dish.

http://i.imgur.com/z0iFTVA.jpg

[604CEFIRO]

Avocado. Eggs. Onions. Hemp seed. Cheese. Scrambled.

Quick and good. Had it this morning

[Mike Oxbig]

i eat it every morning with my sautee tomatoe and egg whites.

[Mike Oxbig]

What is a Slimcado? Slimcado Nutrition and Taste Review, Fitness Blender (http://www.fitnessblender.com/v/article-detail/What-is-a-Slimcado-Slimcado-Nutrition-and-Taste-Review/bh/)

[Eff-1]

Cut avocado into bite size pieces.

Add lemon juice, soy sauce, and a drop of sriracha on each piece.

Fantastic.

[NLY]

Loving all the avocado recipes!

I usually pan-fry a piece of salmon filet, cut avocado into slices and add salt/pepper, use a preferred amount of lettuce/cucumber and add sauce (usually dijon mustard or ranch) and put into a warm tortilla wrap with shredded cheese.

http://i.imgur.com/C50Ytx7l.jpg

[Akinari]

Absolutely love avocados. It's actually a nice alternative to mayo or butter in a sandwich. Has a similar texture and doesn't have much taste, it's a win-win situation, to me at least.

Alaskan Cheese Fries Melt (Recipe)

[westopher]

When I need to lose weight, I eat salmon and avocado for like 2 meals of the day, drops weight FAST even while destroying my body with drugs and alcoholMaybe its the coke and MDMA thats getting the weight off fast?

[TOS'd]

Occupation: Avocado Connoisseur

[kluk]

3 things i hate in my life.

1) Avocado
2) Cucumber
3) Tofu

[AW607]

I mix it with tuna and other vegetables sometimes, makes some wicked tuna salad.

I want avocados now :okay:

[kunoman1]

Peel an avocado. Eat it like an apple.

mmph

[Special K]

Peel, slice, salt, eat. Like a snack. :sweetjesus:
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[vitaminG]

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[rsx]

A black stripper I met in a really shitty strip club. Fat. Ironically dancing to a song by Peaches.
Fuck the pain away (Lyrics) Suckin' on my titties (Peaches) Suckin' on my titties like you wanted me - YouTube

[MG1]

..........................

[Liquid_o2]

I always mash up an avocado, add some diced red onion, little mayo, lime, salt and pepper, slather it on a piece of toast. I've been eating it this way since I was a little kid.

NEVER thought of mashing an egg into avocado. My mind has just been blown.

[noTirl]

smash a bit of avocado with sugar to make like a pudding
been doing it since i was a kid

[ForbiddenX]

I like putting milk, sugar, ice, and avocado in a bowl and eating it like that. Kind of like a dessert.

[asr]

Avocado is almost as essential as oxygen and water. Eating avocado can make you senile-resistant. Yes, Avocado is a fruit.

[trip]

avocado
ice
milk
ice cream

blend



soo good


:sweetjesus::sweetjesus:

[jack3d]

i hate them

[akalic]

http://i.imgur.com/chFtZaQ.png

[dinosaur]

i had no idea that an avocado could be made into a dessert with a little bit of sugar, milk, etc...

THANKS! :fullofwin:

[Razor Ramon HG]

Avocado shakes are the motherfucking best on a hot day

[Matlock]

Good on burgers.

I read that they're possibly poisonous to cats, but my cat is still alive and likes to lick the skins :D

[6thGear.]

Sliced avocado and sliced extra aged cheddar cheese on buttergarlic ritz crackers...:fullofwin:

[PJ]

Reading this thread made me slice an avocado and eat it plain.

[quasi]

They are my nemesis. Elementary school my grade two teacher made me eat half of one, we would get something to eat everyday back in Catholic school in Sask. I tried it didn't like it she said I wasn't leaving till I ate it. I forced it down and no sooner did it come back up all over my desk. I loathe the taste, texture everything.

[elwell]

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_I-4VexKNKnk/S7pyRayV_tI/AAAAAAAACBA/8hZeNqrgo6E/s1600/avocado+smoothie6.jpg any of you nams parents make this?

[ynot-llat]

im in Vietnam right now and my uncle has an avocado tree in full bloom in his baxkyard
http://dc654.2shared.com/img/vvk2NUFP/20130211_105110-4813042.jpg?rnd=0.19366312188329826
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[MG1]

Get an instant hard on.........lol.

Avacodo's are a natural aphrodisiac.

You who suffer from ED should try avacodo's.

[jtrinh]

I like putting milk, sugar, ice, and avocado in a bowl and eating it like that. Kind of like a dessert.

Used to do this when I was younger or when I'm too lazy to put all that into a blender.

Avocado + honey/maple syrup on two bagel halves is a gooood breakfast.

[Nightwalker]

I just got home from Guatemala. I'm going to miss dirt cheap avocados everywhere. We were building a house and they had a tree in the back yard, random avocados all over the place.

[unit]

i use them in wraps as a mayo/sauce substitute.
just quickly mash up a soft one and spread it generously

[Ch28]

avocados with some salt & pepper and I'm good to go

fucking delicious

[kakucaekz]

Craving avocados now, holy cow. Guacamole with corn, cilantro, bacon, salt, pepper and lime juice, oh god bring it on. Never thought of mashing in an egg, gotta try that tomorrow, when I buy a bunch lol.

[604778]

http://www.amazingsandwiches.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/BLTA-bacon-lettuce-tomato-sandwich-toast-avocado-5.jpg

Add a Cajun Chicken Breast to that....

[mqin]

I heard that eating a lot of avocados could help a girl increase her breast size...!:fullofwin:

[ApePee2]

This thread got me inspired haha, so i made myself a avocado salad this morning

hard boiled eggs, cut up bacon strips, tomatoes, mozzarella, tomatoes, cabbage and avocados yummmm:fullofwin:

[dinosaur]

I suspect the OP did not expect this thread to reach 3 pages of people expressing their love for avocados...:fullofwin:

[Soundy]

I suspect the OP did not expect this thread to reach 3 pages of people expressing their love for avocados...:fullofwin:

I'd just got a nice discussion going on the BCRDUKES thread when it was closed down... knowing RS, I really shouldn't be surprised at how this thread has taken off; RS collectively has a rich history of giving excess attention to even the smallest things :D

[lowside67]

A black stripper I met in a really shitty strip club. Fat. Ironically dancing to a song by Peaches.
Fuck the pain away (Lyrics) Suckin' on my titties (Peaches) Suckin' on my titties like you wanted me - YouTube (http://youtu.be/jDOqu01XJqk)
That is the worst shit I have ever heard. Youtube seriously needs to implement a "this is so stupid, I vote to remove it and sterilize the creator" button.

As to the original thread... FUCK YES to avocados!

[TOS'd]

No one addressed how they store excess avocados so they dont all ripen at the same time. I've had varying success when i put the net bag of them into the fridge and pull one out at a time to ripen. Where it fails is when I totally forget about the ones in the fruit drawer of the fridge.

[z3german]

avocadosgonewild: over 18? (http://www.reddit.com/r/avocadosgonewild/)

[El Bastardo]

It was our 500th tweet


http://i.imgur.com/UIlTSbK.jpg


Twitter / Revscene: Avocados. http://t.co/nj4ybLNN ... (http://twitter.com/Revscene/status/300897696691142657)

[TOS'd]

avocadosgonewild: over 18? (http://www.reddit.com/r/avocadosgonewild/)
http://i.imgur.com/k7kGRby.jpg




edit: was post 6666

[drunkrussian]

got inspired as well but the avocados i got were super unripe as fuck. Almost cut myself peeling them. But added some lemon juice, cilantro, hard boiled eggs and ciracha sauce and its pretty damn good still!
http://lh6.googleusercontent.com/-dIUGN3gtPE4/URyRUiV7ThI/AAAAAAAAAfQ/wUriqNl2bOE/s512/20130211_115547.jpg

[kakucaekz]

http://i282.photobucket.com/albums/kk262/RDazr/DSC01721_zps6ddee0ae.jpg

Don't mind how I failed with opening the bag of chips; I busted my finger on Saturday working on my car, and couldn't grip it properly. Two avocados is a lot though, holy. Needed more bacon though, and I love raw onions in my dip so I added a lot. Saving this for later, so much noms.

[skyxx]

I'd just got a nice discussion going on the BCRDUKES thread when it was closed down... knowing RS, I really shouldn't be surprised at how this thread has taken off; RS collectively has a rich history of giving excess attention to even the smallest things :D

That's what she said.....wait a second.... :suspicious:

[FerrariEnzo]

Avocado MEET! :troll:

[dinosaur]

Avocado MEET! :troll:

Better: Vancouver's Top Classifieds and Automotive Forum - REVscene.net - RevScene Avocado Appreciation Society (http://www.revscene.net/forums/groups/revscene-avocado-appreciation-society/)

[StylinRed]

I've actually never had an Avocado on it's own (plain)

with this thread i decided i'd try it and :Puke:

It was like eating a bowl of Seed paste

I have a lot of respect for the other ingredients used to make Avocado good now :D

[Vansterdam]

Get an instant hard on.........lol.

Avacodo's are a natural aphrodisiac.

You who suffer from ED should try avacodo's.


:suspicious:

[Hondaracer]

avocado
ice
milk
ice cream

blend



soo good


:sweetjesus::sweetjesus:

so is this basically the viet style avacado milkshake?

last time i tried to make one i think the avacado was too hard and the milkshake was very like.. sinewy? lol

[death_blossom]

the Alaska Roll at Sushi Garden is chock full of avocado, very delicious.

[punkwax]

Feel obligated to reply to this thread. Love avocados, usually have them in the kitchen but can't tell you how many times I've forgotten about them only to find a hard shell with nasty brown shit inside. Avocados be expensive.... still bought some today. Can't stay away.

[PJ]

so is this basically the viet style avacado milkshake?

last time i tried to make one i think the avacado was too hard and the milkshake was very like.. sinewy? lol

The Vietnamese one is milk, condensed milk, ice, and avocado, I think.
At least, that's how my Viet friend makes them

[Eff-1]

Feel obligated to reply to this thread. Love avocados, usually have them in the kitchen but can't tell you how many times I've forgotten about them only to find a hard shell with nasty brown shit inside. Avocados be expensive.... still bought some today. Can't stay away.

same here. when I buy them, I pick ones that are as hard as possible (soft means ripe and soon to turn brown). then I keep them in the fridge, they last about a week longer than leaving on the counter.

[dinamix]

Avocado bubble tea

[-lincolnboi-]

Mashed an avocado into my cream sauce (when making pasta :badpokerface:). Super rich, would do again!

[corollagtSr5]

I just tried the avocado fried egg thanks to this thread. Wow is that good.

[EuterVanWasser]

^^ yeah, we had avocado's last night as a side dish to our spaghetti... going to try the fried egg one too, that looks amazing.

:nicethread:

[Ronin]

Like tomatoes, I'm not really into eating avocados all by themselves but in, on, around or near other stuff, I'm all over it.

[finbar]

Avo with surf shrimp (the little ones at the fishmonger), lemon & hot sauce in the seed hole.
Spoon into pie hole.

Thanks for the fried egg idea :D

[TOS'd]

Did the fried egg idea for lunch. :drool

[AW607]

I decided to open up an avocado to eat after having them sit for a couple days, because I wasn't sure if they were ripe.. I had to go through 3 avocados to find a good one :okay:

a very useful guide on avocado ripeness
http://calicoonlinestudio.co.uk/WebRoot/StoreDaily/Shops/eshop196849/4A0F/E070/0FB2/1FBF/2D66/C0A8/0ADE/B6B1/avocadoB.png

[Timpo]

:fulloffuck: what's the point of this thread?

[corollagtSr5]

:fulloffuck: what's the point of this thread?

To give insight to this wonderful fruit and the diversity of how its prepared.

[observer]

Avocados are healthy, generally considered as a kind of "super food".

Been having at least 1 or 2 daily since 10 months ago.

[westopher]

:fulloffuck: what's the point of this thread?
Well this is a bit ironic isn't it?:suspicious:

[jaylx]

I love avocados. When I was a kid, my mom used to prepare avocado by cutting it into pieces and pouring some sweet condensed milk on it. It sounds super unhealthy but man, it was so good.

Apparently avocado is a aphrodisiac too.

[sonick]

http://springpad-blog.s3.amazonaws.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/baked-eggs-700-1.jpg

Came across this today, had to bump.

[Liquid_o2]

Just opened up an avocado today and it was completely grey inside. I've opened ones up with brown spots when they were overripe, but this one seemed good to the touch, but when cut open the color of the flesh was grey all over. Anything I did wrong here?

[dinosaur]

Waiting for my avocados to ripen so I can make this!

Avocado & Papaya salad :D

16094

[AWDTurboLuvr]

I love making avocado pasta sauce. A couple of avocados, some lemon juice, basil, olive oil, garlic and salt in the food processor. Serve with spaghetti with some pancetta.
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-vgG3cwbOWUs/UH8ER-A9ucI/AAAAAAAAEBM/ut5HnApTra4/s640/Creamy+Avocado+Pasta.JPG Not my picture but you get the idea...

[AW607]

What I tried recently, which is even quicker, is cutting an avocado in half and just putting like 1/2 teaspoon of soy sauce on each of the halves. IMO it's the closest thing to a sushi-type kinda deal :joy:

[punkwax]

Waiting for my avocados to ripen so I can make this!

Avocado & Papaya salad :D

Mine ripened today. Mango Avocado salad :fullofwin:

(Ignore non artistic tablet quality photo)

http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i199/nodnarb17/20130314_174605_zps9263c397.jpg

[XplicitLuder]

omg im drooling...:drool

[Tic Tac]

A new emperors exchange and festivals, now a lawyer and pay a little sweetened coconut.
But it is discussed how they mature in Nanjing prevented accurate figures known as Santa Claus, Father Christmas, Taipei, and related and often interchangeable figures connected and clear overview of Nicholas St. Zhengtong for Christmas, and an overview of the complexity and refrigerator parts and Avocado.

http://i.imgur.com/EHWOpOQ.jpg

In addition, several closely related and carols, exchanging them into pieces and complexity of various nativity scenes, garlands, wreaths, mistletoe, and the display of the Emperor Zhengtong during the crisis in 1449 Tumu them completely over. Growth Nicholas Zhengtong during popular modern forms.

http://i.imgur.com/knJczZF.jpg

I had less success when they were held decennially, but when sliced ​​fruit crate Empire held decennially, but it is discussed how.


Tej alapú táplálás, folyadékszükséglet - YouTube

[Razor Ramon HG]

^

This person is making no sen.. oh wait, it's Tic Tac
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[AW607]

wat

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lj08zejDVx1qaj5jro1_500.gif

[smoothie.]

Cut avocado in half, remove pit

Pour sugar on them until its a heap

???


Diabetes



Worth it
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[hotjoint]

I love avocados. When I was a kid, my mom used to prepare avocado by cutting it into pieces and pouring some sweet condensed milk on it. It sounds super unhealthy but man, it was so good.

Apparently avocado is a aphrodisiac too.

My parents and I still do that to this day. Mash the avacado and mix it with condensed milk, put in the the freezer for about 15 mins until it's nice and cold then eat :thumbsup:

[124Y]

I love avocados.
Either in sushi, in a sandwich, or even avocado shakes.