[spoon.ek9]

As some of you here know, I have a few dogs I take care of. One of the things I do frequently is run with my huskies using my razor scooter (yes, a razor scooter) from way back when. It's quite simple really, I ride, they pull, people generally look and smile cuz well... it's two huskies pulling me on a scooter, what's not to like?

My route is the same, we do laps around my neighbourhood on the street and I do so until they've had enough. Today of all days, I've been doing this for maybe a year now, a neighbour stops me to say a few words. But before I get to that, let me give you some background info first.

About two years ago, I was running with one of my huskies and he was off leash in the park. As we passed a blind corner, this lady had her huge dog out and mine (out of excitement) jumped on hers. I immediately pulled him off of course and no damage was done. I admit this was entirely my fault and I assured her it wouldn't happen again. Now, not that this is an excuse, but the husky in this case is pretty harmless. He's shy and won't let you pet him. Heck, he's even peed himself when he unexpectedly came across a new friend I had brought home. He wasn't attacking her dog, he was hyper and wanted to play.

Within those 2 years, her dog has attacked mine multiple times and I have never complained. Why? Because dogs do that, they're hard to control sometimes, I get that. Her dog is so huge it routinely breaks leashes and goes after my boys. Hell, she even had her dog off leash in her front yard and again, it attacked my boys wanting to start a fight. Her husband however, is a gentleman and apologizes profusely for his dog's actions. In fact, he always says hello as I pass by and we have small talk as friendly neighbours normally do. Each time this has happened, I tell him "It's alright, no worries" and go about my business as usual. No harm, no foul.

So wtf happened today you ask? As I was finishing my final lap with the huskies, she flags me down and says this:

"Can you not run your dogs somewhere else? Every time you pass by, my dogs (she has 2) go crazy and bark. I'm getting complaints from people and it's because of you. You're disturbing my dogs and the dogs over there too. Can you not run up and down [street name]? If you keep this up, I'm going to report you."

I was stunned.

I didn't say much of anything to her because I knew it was pointless. Yes, I could have bitched her out for being such a royal cunt but there's no need for that. It's a small, quiet, and generally peaceful place to live. But seriously, wtf lady?

Last I checked, there's no law against walking your dogs on a public street in broad daylight. Go ahead and fucking report me, I'm pretty damn sure the law is on my side here. Also, it's your dogs that are barking, not mine. Control your dogs maybe...? When my dogs bark, I do something magical called controlling them. Do I blame others when they bark? Uhh.. no. What if a dog barks at every car that passes by, does that mean no one is allowed to drive past your house because you say so? Hahahah, fuck you.

What it comes down to is, she doesn't like me. Maybe she still holds that one incident 2 years ago against me but, damn lady, your dog has attacked mine about 5-6 times by now and it's a fucking giant compared to my two huskies weighing less than 50lbs a piece. I haven't even complained about that yet, and you can't deal with me rolling past your house on a public street in the daytime? Please.

Tell me if I'm wrong here. I don't see how she has a leg to stand on.

[NSX]

You've done nothing wrong. Its not surprising that there are people like that in this world.

[wingies]

tell me what street, ill bring both my german shepherds to run laps up and down your block

edit: and good on you for understanding that sometimes dogs are hard to control, most dogs just want to play and have fun and get overly excited when they see a friend. I feel more sorry for her dogs to have a shitty owner like that, 99% of the time its the owner's who dont give a fuck to take the time and patience to teach their dogs.

[Gridlock]

I didn't say much of anything to her because I knew it was pointless. Yes, I could have bitched her out for being such a royal cunt but there's no need for that. It's a small, quiet, and generally peaceful place to live. But seriously, wtf lady?

so, you take it to the internet instead? :)

Seriously, you know what I love about people? They are assholes. I notice a lot of people here in Vancouver love to threaten shit like an american, but pussy out on it like a canadian.

In my world, all she did was make sure that her house is always on my route.

[EvoLove]

i have a husky also, there so friendly XD, the probplem is that hes to small to pull me :(

[Zordon]

Maybe she needs to take obedience courses for herself cause she's the one that needs training on so many levels.

[rsx]

Fuck her. She's clearly too dumb to train her dogs to not bark at you guys. Keep the same route, don't worry about her.

[xilley]

call me up next time you go for a jog around her house.. we could all have a dog meet infront of her house. :lawl:

[EvoLove]

IM DOWN ill bring my maltese which will really bark at everything she sees

[noventa]

should bbq her dog and eat them.

[Alby]

ignore that cunt. keep what you're doing. she has nothing on you. in fact, stop in front of her house for a water break. meet some RS fellows and perhaps walk the block several times. if anything, she will be the one that has to deal with the city about the noise complaints by the neighbors.

[RecklessNS]

I say talk to the husband when you get a chance and see whatsup whatsup. wouldn't hurt to actually find out whats her deal but still definitely a bitch move.

[Jobo]

http://i.qkme.me/35nsto.jpg

jokes aside, thats pretty fucking stupid.
It's not your fault that her dogs aren't trained to keep their shit together when people/dogs pass by

[CRS]

call me up next time you go for a jog around her house.. we could all have a dog meet infront of her house. :lawl:

This. I wouldn't mind meeting up with other dog owners that are on RS.

Also.... Pics of huskies now. plox.

[dohboi]

im in =)

[godwin]

This is one of those situations which I think Google Glasses will be useful. Can you imagine how much more youtube uploads like this when it comes out? OP next time have a Hero cam to record to encounter!

[FN-2199]

I'm almost tempted to go down to your area just to play with my dog in front of her house :accepted:

http://s3.amazonaws.com/rapgenius/4db77_ORIG-look_at_all_the_fucks_i_give.jpg

[Nlkko]

I would say report her dog for attacking yours instead and no need to make any threats. But that just harm the dog and do nothing to her. Fucked up as the animal is not at fault.

People lack some serious manners. Tell her next time that the world doesn't revolve around her.

[rawr]

RS dog meet in front of said lady's house
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[iwantaskyline]

Be a man and tell her she's a royal cunt.

[racerman88]

Just make sure your dog has a license so that if she tries to report you, nothing can be done. I doubt that animal control will come out though. I would expect them to tell her to control her own dogs.

[invader]

RS dog walking meet.

[StylinRed]

Maybe somethings wrong in her family life?

I had a neighbour that was a royal douche (when i was in high school) he would constantly complain about music being played and would go nuts at times. Thing is several times he'd come by and bitch about loud music when its not even coming from our house (i couldn't hear it from in my house but at the doorstep speaking to him i could hear the faint sound of bass)

I actually never played music loudly but my stereo is placed near where he sits on his patio so I guess he could hear it regardless of the volume. but ever since his insane complaints i would make it a point to turn the stereo up whenever i could, as loud as possible (i was a teenager what can i say?)

I wasn't his only victim of abuse though other neighbours experienced the same even my friends who would come by (they got their own revenge with eggs)

It wasn't until some time later that I learned one of his daughters, around my age, was dying...after learning that I stopped trying to annoy him, he would still complain mind you and it even got worse (his daughter had passed away) but overtime he stopped his complaints and then he and his family moved away


so... basically what im saying is consider that she may have personal problems and just ignore her, if she confronts you tell her to fuck off but politely as you can ;)

[quasi]

I don't think I would purposely try and annoy her but I wouldn't go out of my way to avoid her house either. Just keep doing what you're doing if she escalates it then feel free to be an asshole.

You want to be a real prick go stand near her house, pull out a camcorder and record her house with the barking dogs (leave your dogs out of the shot). Complain to animal control about her barking dogs and back it up with your video, they can fine her especially if she's getting lots of complaints.

[dinamix]

Be a man and tell her she's a royal cunt.

This.

[Anjew]

my dog's excitement to play always makes other dogs bark ... i'm down with the revscene dog meet

[Pooface55]

Please post address so I may also walk my dog there

[c3m]

I don't want to cause you anymore trouble with that lady by walking the dogs but do give me the address and I'll file a complaint with the Animal Bylaw regarding her not being able to control her dogs.

[a00755836]

was she the defendent? you can never beat the law in court

The People's Court - Judge Milian FLIPS OUT AGAIN! - YouTube

[white rocket]

some people are just assholes. ignore and carry on.

[XplicitLuder]

But by being a royal cunt he may lose the nice relationship he has wth the husband! And it seems that op likes the husband so I wouldn't think he'd wanna ruin a relationship with him. I'd say bring this up with him and see what he says? Then play it by ear as to what to do
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[spoon.ek9]

^ this was what I plan on doing. If I see her first instead though... we'll see :lol

[Lomac]

tell me what street, ill bring both my german shepherds to run laps up and down your block

I'll bring my pitbull and pom. The pitbull will just stand there and want to play, but the pom will yap her ass off and annoy the shit out of the woman. :lol

[J-Chow]

Talk to the husband. No need to talk to her if she ain't gonna reason with you.
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[westopher]

I'll bring my pitbull/shepard cross. RS dog meet sounds fucking awesome. Next time her dog goes crazy at yours, hand her a card with a dog trainers number on it. She's getting complaints because she can't control her dogs, and blaming it on your dogs is nothing short of pathetic.

[bloodmack]

I'll bring my leash with my invisible dog :okay:

Just ignore her, she can't do anything and if she does she will lose.

[Lomac]

I'll bring my leash with my invisible dog :okay:

Just ignore her, she can't do anything and if she does she will lose.

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/--uUxrlHH3rA/Tsqdp8h1dAI/AAAAAAAAAVs/qmrp21yOnp8/s1600/invisible+dog.jpg

[Stormspirit]

This is what u do ... U put ur huskies shit in a styrofoam rice container and leave it in her mailbox.

Thats what im plannin to do to my asshole neighbour once i move putta here.
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[Kidnapman]

Bitch is fucking crazy. Feel bad for the husband. She sounds like one of those fucked up people who drive and expect people to let her squeeze into a lane and if they dunt then she honks at them. like wtf??? :seriously:

[iEatClams]

I don't think I would purposely try and annoy her but I wouldn't go out of my way to avoid her house either. Just keep doing what you're doing if she escalates it then feel free to be an asshole.

You want to be a real prick go stand near her house, pull out a camcorder and record her house with the barking dogs (leave your dogs out of the shot). Complain to animal control about her barking dogs and back it up with your video, they can fine her especially if she's getting lots of complaints.

i like this response.

this woman sounds like a cunt, I really hate owners that don't even attempt to control their pets and place the blame on others.

[twitchyzero]

not sure why OP is getting thanked

it's not like he saved another dog for the 5th time:dizzy:

[JesseBlue]

did you tell the husband that he has a loud bitch?

[Gh0stRider]

hey OP,

what city is this in? Richmond?

[ilvtofu]

In situations like these I'd just take the high road, you're not gonna make her any less of a cunt by aggravating her and she probably has bigger issues, let her carry on her sad pathetic life and just be glad you won't die a miserable cunt. No point stooping down IMO

[spoon.ek9]

hey OP,

what city is this in? Richmond?

Yup, Richmond.

[k3mps]

IMO you should've said at least something.
Now she thinks she's won.
I'd bring my dog for a run but the only thing he barks at is the mailman.
+1 for posting neighborhood though

[EuterVanWasser]

I'd be curious to hear the outcome after the conversation with cunt-woman's husband.

I too am a dog owner in the city.. it's tough. They need space to run around, and off-leash dog parks seems to be few and far between. Great idea running them the way you do though, I let my labrador drag me around on my bike a few times each week, probably let her run for 3-5km each time.

[spoon.ek9]

I don't really care if she thinks she's "won" anything because really, she's got nothing :lol

And yes, it's excellent exercise for my boys, they love it!

[JSALES]

+1 for RS dog meet

I'll bring my german shepherd and since she doesn't really get along with other dogs, she'll bark a lot haha

[hotjoint]

I'm in for the dog meet!

[melloman]

First talk to the husband and see if shit can be resolved. If not then do the below.

Roll around with a go-pro on.
Get her dogs attacking yours on film, get it afew times. Send it in to animal control, and watch her burn.

:ilied:

[Anjew]

Bitch is fucking crazy. Feel bad for the husband. She sounds like one of those fucked up people who drive and expect people to let her squeeze into a lane and if they dunt then she honks at them. like wtf??? :seriously:

i also had that happen to me twice before.... :fulloffuck:

[BrRsn]

Hi OP, where do you live? I need a new block to walk my dog :troll:

[mk1freak]

im in richmond, down for daily(or weekly) dog walk and meet. I've got a shar-pei. not the cute little buggers girls fawn over. My little buddy's wrinkles have a practical use, to funnel blood away from his eyes. :lawl: but seriously, i need to socialize him more to other dogs and humans and what better way that a RS weekly sunday dog meet? spoon get on it.

[Psykopathik]

regardless if you're in the right, you don't walk around Compton with a sign that says "I Hate Niggers!" on it, even if its your right to free speech. change up your route. its no big deal, conversely report her first.

[Vansterdam]

just felt like throwing this in here :troll:

Baha Men - Who Let The Dogs Out (Original version) | Full HD | 1080p - YouTube

[westopher]

regardless if you're in the right, you don't walk around Compton with a sign that says "I Hate Niggers!" on it, even if its your right to free speech.
What in the fuck are you getting at? :derp: This example has no relevance. You walk around with a shirt that says "I hate niggers" you are being malicious. You walk your dogs around where you live, thats not the case.

[spoon.ek9]

yeah, sorry but that's not a fair comparison. I'm not going to change my route because I'm not doing anything wrong here.

[murd0c]

yeah, sorry but that's not a fair comparison. I'm not going to change my route because I'm not doing anything wrong here.

You haven't at all and shouldnt change a thing. If she says something again you should tell her she should have her dogs trained so they don't bark when people walk by. This is fully her problem and has nothing to do with you, as said shes just being a royal cunt and I would just blow her off id she adresses it again.

[snails]

in for video on spoon.ek9 on dog powered scooter !

[cruz-in]

NO get a fake dog made out of plastic and sit it near her yard. drive her crazy.

http://rozwoundup.typepad.com/.a/6a01053560de5d970b014e873c5ab4970d-450wi

[threezero]

i don't know what your worrying about, just bring out rocky see if she will shut the fuck up:accepted::hotbaby:

[melloman]

regardless if you're in the right, you don't walk around Compton with a sign that says "I Hate Niggers!" on it, even if its your right to free speech. change up your route. its no big deal, conversely report her first.

I wouldn't change my route just because it displeases you.


Much better example that isn't bat-shit-crazy:
That's like you telling me to "cut down my trees" because the shade is killing the growth of your lawn.

How about you move your damn lawn. :derp:

[spoon.ek9]

i don't know what your worrying about, just bring out rocky see if she will shut the fuck up:accepted::hotbaby:

lol, that would escalate quickly. especially if her giant dog is in the front yard!

[threezero]

lol, that would escalate quickly. especially if her giant dog is in the front yard!

sounds like you need backup. I'll bring Owen and lets get the party started.


you know how much i love parties:accepted::fuckyea: hahaha


in all seriousness just ignore her she can't legally do shit to you

[rsx]

regardless if you're in the right, you don't walk around Compton with a sign that says "I Hate Niggers!" on it, even if its your right to free speech. change up your route. its no big deal, conversely report her first.

http://cache.ohinternet.com/images/7/78/I-like-turtles.jpg

[CRS]

regardless if you're in the right, you don't walk around Compton with a sign that says "I Hate Niggers!" on it, even if its your right to free speech. change up your route. its no big deal, conversely report her first.

Actually, free speech doesn't cover hate speech/propaganda. It's certainly not a right to blatantly spew racist remarks.

This is both true in the states and here in Canada.

[Jas29]

I'll bring my GSD(Thor) somebody set this up
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[entrax]

i would so bring my cat and REALLY get her dogs barking
https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/521716_10151660143674384_1915256321_n.jpg

but on a srs note, you didn't do anything wrong, see if her husband can get some sense into her.

[spoon.ek9]

sounds like you need backup. I'll bring Owen and lets get the party started.


you know how much i love parties:accepted::fuckyea: hahaha


in all seriousness just ignore her she can't legally do shit to you

lol yeah, i know. i scootered them yesterday but she wasn't home to confront me i believe. it must have been her husband at home and guess what, he didn't come out to bitch at me :lol

in fact, i'm pretty sure their dogs only barked maybe 2 or 3 times out of the 6 or 7 laps i did.

[miss_crayon]

People love to hate don't they? When I was a kid, my next door neighbours kids and I were drawing on my driveway and sidewalk with chalk. A neighbour from a few houses down (maybe down the street. I don't really remember her) was walking by and gave us SHIT for "ruining" the property. She was LIVID..like "I'm going to call the cops on you" livid.

Being young we didn't say anything and just ran back inside, I told my mom and she asked me why I didn't tell her to come out--to which I assume so she could give a piece of her mind to the rude woman and for scaring a bunch of 8 year olds to thinking we did something terribly wrong. Anyways, people love to hate. Even for the stupidest things ever.

[Greenstoner]

LOL @ royal cunt

[spoon.ek9]

was she the defendent? you can never beat the law in court

The People's Court - Judge Milian FLIPS OUT AGAIN! - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ToWrXvheg5s)

i just watched this now and i realized i had seen that clip before. the defendant in this case could be friggin pals with my neighbour, they're both messed up in the head the same way :crazy2:

good video. public property.

[mr_chin]

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-WIGoHOU923g/T5Po4GiX1wI/AAAAAAAABPQ/I7m-aWoc088/s1600/CesarMillan.jpg

[spoon.ek9]

quick update:

ran across thunder cunt today while I was on the scooter with my boys. She has two dogs now and was walking on the other side of the street. I passed by them with no problems on my end. she was almost unable to contain her two dogs. so much so that she ended up lying on the sidewalk to stop her dog from attempting to start a fight with mine hahaha.. I think she swore at me at this point. I couldn't really tell as I had my hoody and my jacket hood up lol.

:lawl:



now before some of you call me a sadistic asshole:

1. it was fucking hilarious
2. she deserved it
3. my dogs STILL aren't the problem :D

[mk1freak]

I'm still looking for new blocks to walk the dog, pm me the vicinity.
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