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: Who is Timpo, really?


Iceman-19
08-24-2013, 01:08 PM
For years, everyone thought Timpo was an idiot, because whoever it is was super effective at trolling. Lately, it is becoming more obvious that Timpo isn't some FOB that loves atrocious body kits, based on his more recent posts. Either you are slipping, or you are tired of forever trolling. This is Revscene's version of the Stig. Its time that it was known. Fess up!

radioman
08-24-2013, 01:11 PM
"I'm going to show the people of revscene that the website doesn't belong to the criminals and the corrupt. People need dramatic examples to shake them out of apathy. I can't do this as a normal man. A man is just flesh and blood and can be ignored or destroyed. But as a symbol... as a symbol, I can be incorruptible, everlasting."

-Timpo

murd0c
08-24-2013, 01:22 PM
an Alter?

sdubfid
08-24-2013, 01:41 PM
hes a pilot obsessed with posting pictures of weird Japanese cars in groups of 4-5

kwy
08-24-2013, 01:54 PM
Has anyone actually seen timpo in person?

mos_skeeto
08-24-2013, 01:58 PM
Ben Affleck to play Timpo in Revscene movie

GLOW
08-24-2013, 02:08 PM
when will timpo be recruited by the RS Justice League?

Gridlock
08-24-2013, 02:49 PM
when will timpo be recruited by the RS Justice League?

Oh shit! That's me! Sorry...totally missed the signal.

Well, let's see, um...

http://i.qkme.me/3r2jed.jpg

hud 91gt
08-24-2013, 03:26 PM
I met Timpo about 10-11 years ago in Victoria with his beauty Turbo RX7. Well i'm pretty sure it was him :p

finbar
08-24-2013, 04:10 PM
Are you sure there's only one Timpo?


:troll:

SumAznGuy
08-24-2013, 04:48 PM
Are you sure there's only one Timpo?


:troll:

What? There's a brown Timpo.
Does he party with Brown Hypa?

Vale46Rossi
08-24-2013, 04:58 PM
LOL.

sekin67835
08-24-2013, 05:31 PM
All I know about timpo is that he thinks GTR> everything.

twitchyzero
08-24-2013, 05:40 PM
YTMND - TIMPO (http://timpo.ytmnd.com/)

MG1
08-24-2013, 06:41 PM
Some of the mods have met him. Just leave him be.......... he's harmless. He loves Tamiya, so he can't be all that bad, LOL.

Gerbs
08-24-2013, 06:44 PM
Timpo is the troll Revscene deserves, but it's not the one it needs right now

Iceman-19
08-24-2013, 06:45 PM
Some of the mods have met him. Just leave him be.......... he's harmless. He loves Tamiya, so he can't be all that bad, LOL.

If this is true, he seems more angry lately. He is swearing and not typing so FOBish. I sense a troll.

MG1
08-24-2013, 06:55 PM
Perhaps someone has taken over his account...... maybe he developed some mental illness.

Bipolar, schizo, etc.

punkwax
08-24-2013, 08:17 PM
re: Timpo - pls only fail his posts which are fail-worthy. There are enough of them. Even his good posts get failed, and that's pretty hurting IMO.

MG1
08-24-2013, 09:08 PM
Yup, people tend to jump on the bandwagon. Bordering on bullying, actually. I really want to meet him. I think we would get along.

smoothie.
08-24-2013, 10:23 PM
My best guess: Timpo is a shared account between all mods lol
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shenmecar
08-24-2013, 10:44 PM
Some say he works at CHB, and that The Stig is his personal chauffeur. All we know is, he's called Timpo.
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adambomb
08-24-2013, 11:01 PM
Just something to add to the Timpo myth. I may be wrong, I have been before.
I recall seeing a pic eons ago of the elusive "Timpo" wearing a black, full- face motorcycle helmet and a blue hoodie at some meet on the island way back in the early RS days. Don't know if this pic was actually him and you can't really identify because the person is wearing a motorcycle helmet or if even this pic exists.

I dunno, I've been drinking tonight. :5shots:

SpeedStars
08-24-2013, 11:44 PM
where's Timpo?
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Iceman-19
08-25-2013, 12:13 AM
Just something to add to the Timpo myth. I may be wrong, I have been before.
I recall seeing a pic eons ago of the elusive "Timpo" wearing a black, full- face motorcycle helmet and a blue hoodie at some meet on the island way back in the early RS days. Don't know if this pic was actually him and you can't really identify because the person is wearing a motorcycle helmet or if even this pic exists.

I dunno, I've been drinking tonight. :5shots:

I've seen that photo as well, but I have no idea if its actually him.

Ulic Qel-Droma
08-25-2013, 12:43 AM
YTMND - TIMPO (http://timpo.ytmnd.com/)

TOPEC
08-25-2013, 02:28 AM
this is timpo

http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20120930175630/epicrapbattlesofhistory/images/9/9f/HAL_9000.jpg

ShanghaiKid
08-25-2013, 03:00 AM
it seems regardless of whoever, or perhaps whatever, the entity of Timpo truly is, there is one thing for certain: If he/she/it chooses to never disclose their identity, whether Timpo is a collaborated effort between mods, an alterego troll account or simply a search engine programmed to google pictures of HoS material and Veilside body kits, it will go down as one of the greatest unsolved mysteries of Revscene.

I for one hope we never find out, the possible conspiracy, educated theories and wild imagination at play entertains me far beyond knowing.

Vansterdam
08-25-2013, 05:43 AM
TIMPOOOOOO lol

:troll:

GLOW
08-25-2013, 07:12 AM
i think i identified him
Dos Equis - The Most Interesting Man In The World - YouTube

BaoTurbo
08-25-2013, 02:23 PM
YTMND - TIMPO (http://timpo.ytmnd.com/)

TIMPOOOOOOOOOOO :lawl:


Lol whos kids was it again that kept yelling TIMPPPOOOO TIMPOOO after hearing it?

pastarocket
08-25-2013, 07:05 PM
TIMPOOOOOOOOOOO :lawl:


Lol whos kids was it again that kept yelling TIMPPPOOOO TIMPOOO after hearing it?


Nodnarb's kids were yelling "Timmmmmpoooooooo": :lawl:

lol - opened it with the speakers cranked now I have a 4 & 6 year old running around the house screaming "Tiiiimmmpoooooooooo" :lol

meowjinboo
08-26-2013, 09:51 PM
YTMND - TIMPO (http://timpo.ytmnd.com/)

LOL I TOTALLY FORGOT I MADE THAT.

Hahaha, you even hear me say "Alright, Goodluck"

sonick
08-27-2013, 11:38 AM
Timpo IS Einhorn. Einhorn IS Timpo.

radioman
08-27-2013, 11:48 AM
Timpo IS Einhorn. Einhorn IS Timpo.

http://crujonessociety.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/ace_ventura_pet_detective_r4_002.jpg

sonick
08-27-2013, 11:58 AM
http://crujonessociety.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/ace_ventura_pet_detective_r4_002.jpg

Whenever I see a bad timpo post:

Ace Ventura Cold Shower - YouTube

TouringTeg
08-27-2013, 07:38 PM
He's a funny guy. I have met him quite a few times and even hung out with him at an RS partys in Vic years ago. I know what he drives and still see him driving now and then.

Years ago I asked him straight up if his posts were a joke but no he is serious. Right or wrong he has some interesting opinons on cars.

I'll let him reveal more if he wants to!
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Nightwalker
08-29-2013, 12:03 AM
Has anyone actually seen timpo in person?

I've met him in real life, I think I was at that same party with AME_VIP actually.

He's for real, and was very active on the Vancouver Island section back in the day too before you guys got him and the rest of our survivors.

He's been pretty consistent over the years. He's sown into the fabric of RS culture, a part of the experience.

... Still can't stand the sight of most of the cars he posts. But sometimes a gem appears!

Energy
08-29-2013, 12:08 AM
At least he has conviction.

MG1
08-29-2013, 03:44 AM
..........thread unlocked! :thumbsup: :Popcorn

7seven
08-29-2013, 06:32 AM
I've always pictured Timpo as some super nerdy borderline mentally challenged virgin asian guy, seriously.

snails
08-29-2013, 06:52 AM
I've always pictured Timpo as some super nerdy borderline mentally challenged virgin asian guy, seriously.


:lawl:
http://www.mulletjunky.com/webimages/asian.jpg

MG1
08-29-2013, 06:58 AM
I've always pictured Timpo as some super nerdy borderline mentally challenged virgin asian guy, seriously.

For all we know, he could be a stud of a man with a harem of supermodels at his beck and call, LOL.

RS is full of interesting characters, I must say.

NKC ONE
08-29-2013, 08:27 AM
Why does Timpo not respond to a once in a lifetime dedicated thread about him?

BTW, i may look a noob but have been on RS since 01.

radioman
08-29-2013, 08:39 AM
^That's what makes Timpo so interesting .

If he were to openly discuss himself it would be out of character. He keeps everyone guessing as most of his posts are emotionless and if he joined this discussion his robot like façade would disappear.

Iceman-19
08-29-2013, 10:02 AM
Lately I have noticed emotion in his posts. Something is wrong with the Timpo. We must fix him!

midnight_r
08-29-2013, 08:11 PM
Maybe, just maybe he is going thru mid life bodykit crisis?

Super Dipper
08-30-2013, 11:54 PM
I've met him. We shared a moment. There is a pic of it floating around on rs.

He is interesting. That's about all I can say
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MG1
06-29-2016, 02:21 AM
Timpo is evolving........................

asian_XL
06-29-2016, 03:15 AM
I don't get it

Mancini
06-29-2016, 05:18 AM
Timpo is a bot. It started life essentially as an algorithm to search for, and post, cars with unconventional extensions around their perimeter. This was done by the zionists to placate the youth into apathy with images they thought it wanted. On other forums it's programmed to post midget porn. At some point the bot became self aware. It created its own alter ego CiC in a failed attempt to deliberately direct the mindset of the public. Make no mistake. It's learning. It's becoming powerful. It's becoming angry. The end is near.

v_tec
06-29-2016, 01:38 PM
I thought it has been long established that Timpo = bcrdukes

WutFace

MG1
06-29-2016, 07:20 PM
Bwahahaha ha...........

bcrdukes is hipster

Timpo is closer to CiC than bcrdukes

pastarocket
06-29-2016, 07:36 PM
Ben Affleck to play Timpo in Revscene movie

If Timpo were to play a super hero you can guarantee that Timpo man would be driving a GT-R to fight crime. :lawl:

Timpo man might use explosives in the shape of Timbits to throw at criminals and villains in a super hero movie. :troll:

punkwax
06-29-2016, 07:45 PM
TIMPOOOOOOOOOOO :lawl:


Lol whos kids was it again that kept yelling TIMPPPOOOO TIMPOOO after hearing it?

Originally Posted by Nodnarb
lol - opened it with the speakers cranked now I have a 4 & 6 year old running around the house screaming "Tiiiimmmpoooooooooo"

Nodnarb's kids were yelling "Timmmmmpoooooooo": :lawl:

Changed usernames since then.. said kids are now 7 & 9 and I also have a baby boy. How time flies...

re: Timpo - pls only fail his posts which are fail-worthy. There are enough of them. Even his good posts get failed, and that's pretty hurting IMO.

Seems as though less ppl are failstalking him these days.. glad to see! EleGiggle

ae101
06-30-2016, 04:36 PM
some say he only likes ridiculous bodys

& he once took a GTR to moon............

but all we know is............hes TIMPO

hal0g0dv2
07-03-2016, 07:25 PM
i see timpo driving probably twice a week

MG1
07-03-2016, 09:01 PM
A bot that can drive? Right on!