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09-12-2013, 10:25 AM
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#1 | | Need my Daily Fix of RS
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| J.K. Rowling purchases Irving K. Barber Learning Centre
J.K. Rowling purchases Irving K. Barber Learning Centre | The Syrup Trap Quote:
As of Aug. 13, Rowling now sits as director of the library’s Advisory Committee, which this week voted in favour of a $61,000,000 CAD renovation. When asked about the renovations, previous director Simon Naeme simply chuckled and said, “We’re just really happy to add a little magic to the experience here at UBC.”
$5,000,000 towards the addition of secondary mobile staircases, which will connect to the current staircases at odd intervals “so as to mimic the iconic staircases of Hogwarts.”
$300,000 towards the acquisition of digital picture frames, which will display animated photos of previous UBC presidents (“headmasters”).
$30,000,000 towards the construction of four new faculty (“house”) lounges for students in Science (“Ravenclaw”), Engineering (“Gryffindor”), Sauder (“Slytherin”) and Arts (“Hufflepuff”).
$8,000,000 towards the removal of Ike’s Café.
$7,000,000 towards the hiring and training of an elite team of Dementors to replace current security staff (“They weren’t very scary-looking anyway”).
$10,000,000 towards the construction of a “Chamber of Secrets,” for which Rowling gave no specific purpose.
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09-12-2013, 10:28 AM
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#2 | | I am Hook'd on RS
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Looks like you fell in the syrup trap. Also soooo old
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09-12-2013, 10:33 AM
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#3 | | My homepage has been set to RS
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09-12-2013, 10:55 AM
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#4 | | Willing to sell body for a few minutes on RS
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April Fools already?
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09-12-2013, 11:44 AM
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#5 | | I contribute to threads in the offtopic forum
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What the fuck man. Not only is this fake but its not even fresh fake news. lets get together and kick OP's ass.
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09-12-2013, 12:51 PM
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#6 | | First to fail !SG evar! Now i have yellow fever...
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For fucks sake, c'mon with these threads..
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09-12-2013, 02:02 PM
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#7 | | Banned By Establishment
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Originally Posted by shawnly1000  | This shit isn't even funny.
At least the onion has a satirical edge where some of the ludicrous headlines show the irony in the truth. Even tey are hit and miss on the humour.
This stuff is just crap.
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