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DwanGod
10-03-2013, 12:04 PM
I lost almost $5000 at the River Rock. I got stuck early then decided to chase my losses. I'm absolutely devastated right now because I have rent payment, car payments that are due. I due not want to use my CC but I will if worst comes to worst.

I'm not begging or asking for money here. I do need to pay off these bills however. I do not have a job except for playing online at Pokerstars as semi-pro.

I am willing to wash your car. I can also detail your interior. I need quick cash in favor of my labor. I am willing to do anything save for degrading acts. I will even work for below minimum wage because I am desperate

I used to be a member of civics club

You can even interview me beforehand if you want. I'll even pick up your dog's shit.

Anyone?

MG1
10-03-2013, 12:06 PM
Know your limit and play within it!

Iceman-19
10-03-2013, 12:07 PM
Pm diesel_test, he will help you out.

91civicZC
10-03-2013, 12:08 PM
Best first post ever.

parm104
10-03-2013, 12:09 PM
gtfo of here you stain...go post in the buy/sell.

Presto
10-03-2013, 12:09 PM
You still got your credit card. You can win it all back. We believe in you.

MG1
10-03-2013, 12:10 PM
In all seriousness, you need to call that hot line they have posted all around the casino's. I sincerely hope you are single. Get help with your addiction to gambling. If you didn't have money to pay your rent, etc., you should have never stepped foot in that casino in the first place.

Iceman-19
10-03-2013, 12:11 PM
If he does that he will never win it back.

Cash withdrawl from the credit cards, pai gow!

freakshow
10-03-2013, 12:11 PM
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good luck!

BoostedBB6
10-03-2013, 12:12 PM
Common sense, please learn some before your piss poor decisions effect somone other than yourself.

MG1
10-03-2013, 12:15 PM
I guess I shouldn't be giving advice............ addiction to RS........ HELP!!!!!!!

punkwax
10-03-2013, 12:17 PM
Obvious troll is so obvious not even worth posting image of obvious troll.

stewie
10-03-2013, 12:17 PM
ill give you 20$ to wash my truck wearing while wearing a dress + heels and a blonde wig and a YMCA song break every 15 minutes.


go online...im sure they have sites like craigslist where you can whore yourself out for bj's etc.

StylinRed
10-03-2013, 12:20 PM
:lol

Hondaracer
10-03-2013, 12:22 PM
No compassion for gambling addicts, $20 if you zuk my dick

http://i25.tinypic.com/2mg3xqg.jpg
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Gridlock
10-03-2013, 12:24 PM
I guess the username MitsubishiNintendo was taken?

Verdasco
10-03-2013, 12:35 PM
fellow poker player here, whats your IGN for stars and FT? give me officialpokerrankings and sharkscope please.

and this is clearly begging .. "picking up dog shit" <--- how is this not begging? lol

dinosaur
10-03-2013, 12:55 PM
I have a crisp 20 $ bill with your name on it if you can get me a small bottle of gypsy tears.



OR

Go to the Social Services office (you'll find them near skytrain stations) and file for disability for a gambling addiction (you may need to visit a walk-in clinic for a doctors notes, but they only cost $50). You should have not problem getting a nice little cheque.

The tweeker that lives across the street twitches around yard the first wednesday of the month waiting for the mail. She doesn't appear to be "disabled" so I am sure you won't have any issues.

Also, rent was due 3 days ago...so thats one less bill you'll need to pay.

Redlines_Daily
10-03-2013, 01:01 PM
I am willing to do anything

I think we may be able to help each other..

save for degrading acts.


Nevermind. :inout:

murd0c
10-03-2013, 01:05 PM
Go take out a line of credit and use that money to win everything back!! Your cold streak is over and you will start making bank!!

twitchyzero
10-03-2013, 01:06 PM
fellow member diesel_test may be able to help you out.

shoot him a PM

bcedhk
10-03-2013, 01:08 PM
I heard of a nigerian prince who needs to give out 400 million of his unclaimed money. Just send him an email and credit card info for the cash transfer!

Iceman-19
10-03-2013, 01:08 PM
fellow member diesel_test may be able to help you out.

shoot him a PM

been there done that

FN-2199
10-03-2013, 01:10 PM
PM Arash. He might have a job for you making paper mâché Aston Martins.


:Popcorn
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thumper
10-03-2013, 01:16 PM
wow is it april already?

your profile says you drive an SLK. maybe RS can pool funds together and lend you $5k and we keep your merc as collateral until you pay us back?

there are many deserving RS members here who could use a break from taking public transit... i hope you don't have a mileage limit on your lease.

Not really racist!
10-03-2013, 01:20 PM
http://oi41.tinypic.com/s3entj.jpg

Gridlock
10-03-2013, 01:56 PM
The tweeker that lives across the street twitches around yard the first wednesday of the month waiting for the mail. She doesn't appear to be "disabled" so I am sure you won't have any issues.

Also, rent was due 3 days ago...so thats one less bill you'll need to pay.

LOL.

So, I'm reading through, not paying attention to usernames and its like, "hey! that's funny, we have a sketchy tweaker named Methy McMetherson. We're not the only ones!"

Then I see the username.

Aaaaaaand we're back to being the only ones.

We really need to do more gentrifying.

Iceman-19
10-03-2013, 01:58 PM
Do one of you post from the bedroom and another from the laptop on the couch?

Mr.HappySilp
10-03-2013, 02:14 PM
Wear a wig, put 2 watermelons aroudn chest, Wear a dress in high heels and stand around East hastings. I am sure you will earn more than $20 a night that way.

South Park Butters' Bottom Bitch Evidence - YouTube

dinosaur
10-03-2013, 02:26 PM
Do one of you post from the bedroom and another from the laptop on the couch?

no, we post on the same computer while i sit on his lap. we just constantly log in and log out when we want to post. then giggle about it.

Gridlock
10-03-2013, 02:26 PM
Do one of you post from the bedroom and another from the laptop on the couch?

Yeah. Don't judge. :)

stewie
10-03-2013, 02:40 PM
no, we post on the same computer while i sit on his lap. we just constantly log in and log out when we want to post. then giggle about it.

awwwwww


why not just have a joint account and start each post with "Dino says:", "Gridlock says:"

you guys could have a full argument in one post if you wanted :D

MarkyMark
10-03-2013, 02:53 PM
Maybe it's a schizo who thinks they are two different people.

I am Jack's complete lack of surprise
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Nlkko
10-03-2013, 07:07 PM
Seems legit.

corollagtSr5
10-03-2013, 08:27 PM
At least one of you guys give him a job and film it. While he's working, he can place a phrase in the video. "Know your limit stay within it!". Then yell out, "powered by revscene!". Then at least we know the poster is legit.