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Sons of Anarchy and dating
multicartual
11-07-2013, 07:33 AM
I have noticed a pattern lately:
1. Take girl out for dinner and drinks, have a ton of fun, maybe dance with her or party with her after, meet up with some friends
Sex chance is around 50%, her or my place
2. Have a girl over and make her dinner, small talk, watch some netflix and cuddle
Sex chance around 25%
3. Have a girl over and make her dinner, small talk, watch some Sons of Anarchy and cuddle
Sex chance 100%
Give it a try guys, women go wild watching this show. They watch one episode and get hooked, halfway through the 2nd episode they are always, always wanting the d
winson604
11-07-2013, 07:55 AM
dafuq? :heckno:
7seven
11-07-2013, 07:59 AM
If you have a female over, watching tv/movie on the couch and cuddling and you are only getting sex in that situation only 25% of the time, you're doing something wrong. That should be a 100% getting laid rate.
multicartual
11-07-2013, 08:07 AM
If you have a female over, watching tv/movie on the couch and cuddling and you are only getting sex in that situation only 25% of the time, you're doing something wrong. That should be a 100% getting laid rate.
Oops, I meant that if we're watching anything but Sons of Anarchy it is like 25% that she will get horny during another show, putting on SoA means that it is 100% likely she will. Often we'll start watching something else and she won't get randy, but if I put on SoA the girl is ALWAYS wanting to bang, fast!
Sid Vicious
11-07-2013, 08:17 AM
its probably just you getting horny over the soa guys
murd0c
11-07-2013, 08:42 AM
Oops, I meant that if we're watching anything but Sons of Anarchy it is like 25% that she will get horny during another show, putting on SoA means that it is 100% likely she will. Often we'll start watching something else and she won't get randy, but if I put on SoA the girl is ALWAYS wanting to bang, fast!
It's your job to make the moves and get her horny and has nothing to do with what you are watching at the time....
Sounds like someone needs to work on their game...
snails
11-07-2013, 08:48 AM
get a turbo...
100% secks evertim!
biches love turb's
semi srs
radioman
11-07-2013, 08:52 AM
Turbo works wonders.
+1 turbo
604STIG
11-07-2013, 10:48 AM
Just dab on some sex panther. 60% of the time it works every time.
roflwaffle604
11-07-2013, 10:51 AM
much game, so wow
strong thread OP
Mike Oxbig
11-07-2013, 10:53 AM
this only works in surrey
quasi
11-07-2013, 11:28 AM
When dating sex is so easy to get it's a matter of how many times in one day it's going to happen the real challenge is getting it once you're married. Honest to fucking Christ the easiest way to get a married woman in the mood is clean the house and do the laundry.....I've been with the same girl almost 17 years, ask me how I know.
vitaminG
11-07-2013, 12:42 PM
You should get an soa vest with Vancouver on the back and wear it to local bars and strip clubs. Then update us on how much poon you're getting.
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MarkyMark
11-07-2013, 01:11 PM
It's because she closes her eyes and thinks of Jax instead of you.
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1990TSI
11-07-2013, 01:14 PM
I've never needed a tv show to get laid.
I don't get this thread
Vansterdam
11-07-2013, 01:37 PM
You should get an soa vest with Vancouver on the back and wear it to local bars and strip clubs. Then update us on how much poon you're getting.
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saw a SURREY one on a SOA hoody not to long ago :lawl:
El Bastardo
11-07-2013, 01:51 PM
For those of you who do not frequent the relationship forum, this is basically the quality of post we have seen as of late.
mk1freak
11-07-2013, 01:51 PM
who dafuq needs tv and cuddle to get sex? :fulloffuck:
if you're with someone they should be focused on you and vice versa...not thinking about that star in their heads when they're with you...unless of course you're thinking about asa akira
JSALES
11-07-2013, 01:55 PM
cuddling usually leads to sex
mk1freak
11-07-2013, 01:58 PM
sorry jsales you are correct, I meant in addition to tv
bloodline129
11-07-2013, 02:00 PM
just ask right away " Can I hit that? " :) i bet you it will work...
roflwaffle604
11-07-2013, 02:03 PM
Hey shawty. lemme holla at you right quick ya know what im sayin. checkin you out over there you lookin kinda good, ya know what im sayin. so i was wondering ya know how about you and me go back to the place, get comfortable, probably sip on some of this henney, you know what im sayin, and after that, you know what im... sayin, we can do the grownup and you can let me clap on dem cheeks, ya hear me?
90% of the time it works everytime :alonehappy::alone:
Gazorcoop
11-07-2013, 02:40 PM
Also depends on the girl. Doesn't always mean you're in the wrong.
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Gumby
11-07-2013, 02:50 PM
When dating sex is so easy to get it's a matter of how many times in one day it's going to happen the real challenge is getting it once you're married. Honest to fucking Christ the easiest way to get a married woman in the mood is clean the house and do the laundry.....I've been with the same girl almost 17 years, ask me how I know.
:lol Too damn funny! Quoted in my signature.
Gh0stRider
11-07-2013, 02:59 PM
wut?
You should get an soa vest with Vancouver on the back and wear it to local bars and strip clubs. Then update us on how much poon you're getting.
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Poon is 100%, I can confirm. I was Sgt at Arms for halloween.
Ronin
11-07-2013, 03:14 PM
If you can make a girl dinner, you're at least half way there.
If you can make a good dinner and dessert, her panties will just fly off.
Gumby
11-07-2013, 03:36 PM
Who said the removal of panties is necessary for sex? ;)
multicartual
11-08-2013, 06:58 AM
Thread looks like a bunch of nerds not recognizing a solid game plan
I'll come hang out at a meet and watch you betas mill about with your 5's and laugh
1990TSI
11-08-2013, 12:52 PM
Thread looks like a bunch of nerds not recognizing a solid game plan
I'll come hang out at a meet and watch you betas mill about with your 5's and laugh
not sure if srs...:suspicious:
Iceman-19
11-08-2013, 02:21 PM
joe45, busted again.
Sid Vicious
11-08-2013, 02:25 PM
Thread looks like a bunch of nerds not recognizing a solid game plan
I'll come hang out at a meet and watch you betas mill about with your 5's and laugh
looks like someone's trying to justify their homoerotic desire for burly biker types ;)
mikemhg
11-08-2013, 05:55 PM
This thread is some bullshit, you took the time to post this crap?
jeedee
11-09-2013, 07:56 AM
saw a SURREY one on a SOA hoody not to long ago :lawl:
i spotted these guys wearing "Sons of MOLLY" vests at freaknight LOL
Boostslut
11-09-2013, 08:17 AM
What's a Son of Anarchy? Seriously..
tomatogunk
11-09-2013, 08:18 AM
i spotted these guys wearing "Sons of MOLLY" vests at freaknight LOL
http://i40.tinypic.com/643512.png
jeedee
11-09-2013, 08:22 AM
Were you one of them tomatogunk?
repped
tomatogunk
11-09-2013, 08:24 AM
nah, one of them is my friend though
ae101
11-09-2013, 08:26 AM
i always thought watching porn would be the thing to go :lawl:
next.thread: games of thrones & dating
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inkcognito
11-09-2013, 08:38 AM
Thread looks like a bunch of nerds not recognizing a solid game plan
I'll come hang out at a meet and watch you betas mill about with your 5's and laugh
:suspicious:
ae101
11-09-2013, 08:48 AM
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mr_chin
11-09-2013, 08:48 AM
cuddling and watching movie is 100% laid rate.
rub your woody against them and it's on.
I was sons of anarchy bc chapter at dooms :fullofwin:
knight604
11-09-2013, 05:03 PM
LOL what heads
bcrdukes
11-09-2013, 06:31 PM
If you can make a girl dinner, you're at least half way there.
If you can make a good dinner and dessert, her panties will just fly off.
How many times has it worked for you?
death_blossom
11-09-2013, 06:44 PM
If you can make a girl dinner, you're at least half way there.
If you can make a good dinner and dessert, her panties will just fly off.How many times has it worked for you?
60% of the time, it works every time.... - YouTube
Who said the removal of panties is necessary for sex? ;)
Crotchless panties, FTMFW!
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