[multicartual]

East Whalley Ring Road
Sixteen years a juggalo
Dirty single mom

[BrRsn]

five seven five lah,
why you beat dead horse dum dum?
because you are feggg

[multicartual]

five seven five lah,
why you beat dead horse dum dum?
because you are feggg


Dude you are so immature, your avatar is a car anally raping another car with a crankshaft

[multicartual]

Very important thread
Surrey man interrupts it
Burn down Morgan Creek

[Manic!]

Bought a cheeseburger
Parking cost almost as much
oh Vancouver oh.

True story. Went to save on meats and the parking cost almost as much as the cheeseburger combo and shake.

[TOS'd]

I'm multicartual.

[fliptuner]

What's a camel toe?
A slice of pie on both sides.
Fabric in between.

[BrRsn]

Dude you are so immature, your avatar is a car anally raping another car with a crankshaft

he make haiku thread
man not follow rule he make,
insecurity.

[multicartual]

he make haiku thread
man not follow rule he make,
insecurity.


Passive aggressive
Class parades itself online
A rude avatar

[rsx]

wtf is a juggalo?

[spades]

pass the crown and coke
fucking buddy guy and shit
fucking rottweiler

[StylinRed]

surrey buddy guy
chromed out rides and methed out hides
better safe than...BANG!

[bcrdukes]

Passive aggressive
Class parades itself online
A rude avatar

Would you he just say something like 'Hey, fuck you and drop dead cuz I just took a shit on mother's grave and pray tell you've got herpes and the clap?"

:badpokerface:

[sdubfid]

live in gastown loft
freethinker
buy my book today

[JesseBlue]

Another phaggot thread just like the op
Posted via RS Mobile

[GLOW]

am i doing it right?

shit so hectic bro
so hectic chrome to the dome
hectic down with crown

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_me4gdnF4Zz1rgi0z6o1_500.gif

[ts14]

chrome to the dome bro
creatine protein crown coke yo
escalade cousins

[MG1]

this is awesome thread...........

laugh so hard, I did



inb4..... whatever happens

[El Bastardo]

Now this is the story all about how
How shit got hectic, turned upside down
Gimmie a minute to tell my story if you would,
I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Fleetwood

In west Whalley I was born and raised
On the playground where I spent most of my days
Drinking Crown and toking, relaxing all cool
And shining up my Escalade outside of my school.

When a couple of buddys, with a bat made of chrome
Started taking it to everybody's dome
I got in one little fight, mom said "No good"
Then yelled "You're moving with your massi and massur in Fleetwood"

I whistled for a cab and when it came near the
Bumper said "Mahadev" and had a Khalsa in the mirror
He told me to "Get in" and I didn't know if I should,
But I thought nah, forget it, "Yo buddyguy to Fleetwood!"

I pulled up to a house about seven or eight
And I yelled to the cabby "Yo, buddy smell you later!"
Looked at my kingdom, as outside I stood
Then went inside to become the Prince of Fleetwood

[originalhypa]

Would you he just say something like 'Hey, fuck you and drop dead cuz I just took a shit on mother's grave and pray tell you've got herpes and the clap?"

:badpokerface:

Something like this?

Fuck you bud-dy-guy.
taking shits on ancestors
will making cock sore



:fullofwin:

[Gary Oak]

Parking lot pimping
hectic pass the crown and coke
fuck its the po po

[CharlesInCharge]

Sex before marriage
Baby in the carriage
Left alone with disparage

[Eff-1]

Canucks game seven.
Take skytrain to Vancouver.
Riot and start fires.

[murd0c]

My house broken into
car has been stolen
been jumped on the streets

[strykn]

lol'in so hard right now

[murd0c]

only in Surrey
gun pulled on me
while walking in Fleetwood

[Qmx323]

Land of Chrome dub rims

lots of buddy and bro jacks

blasting loud bhangra

[snowball]

Would be great if this was the GVRD haiku thread, then we can poetry slam between any lower mainland neighbourhood!

[Jegz]

Preludes escalades
Buddy guy cousin Ricky
Scott road whalley yooooooo

[Gululu]

shitty place surrey
filthy scumbags call it home
the future dies there

:ahwow:

[GLOW]

Would be great if this was the GVRD haiku thread, then we can poetry slam between any lower mainland neighbourhood!

thread would still end up only slamming surrey :troll: :ilied: :nyan:

[SkinnyPupp]

Richmond is the place
where criminals come to steal
must be from Surrey

Yup.. I tried...

[Manic!]

Lived in Surrey 2 years
Had two cars broken into Burnaby
shark Club shooting Burnaby hectic

True story. Ended up taking public transit to BCIT.

[Qmx323]

Awful driving girl

Why you no signal to turn?

dumb bitch crash and die

[dat_steve]

mayor dianne watts
milf status, yeah i'd hit it
maybe with a bat

[inv4zn]

Poem thread on Revscene :heckno:
Surprisingly decent shit :notbad:
Would def read again :troll:

[vafanculo]

Herpes syphillis
Surrey is where I got them
Next time Richmond girls
Posted via RS Mobile

[BrRsn]

she put squid in gushy,
richmond girl why so pushy?
win sum you dim sum

[sandbox]

shit so hectic bro
look at those rims doe
this cab smells of curry
hes in a fucking hurry
let me out of here
you drive like youve had a beer
so many hookers
not any good lookers
surrey sucks
good thing i say im from white rock
end/

[Szeto]

^haiku? ...

[sandbox]

sari

[adambomb]

surrey crack shack please
I want eighty rock of cheese
downtown not as ease
Posted via RS Mobile

[murd0c]

Surrey bitches is where it's at
You can either fist them
Or fuck them with a bat
Posted via RS Mobile

[SkinnyPupp]

shit so hectic bro
look at those rims doe
this cab smells of curry
hes in a fucking hurry
let me out of here
you drive like youve had a beer
so many hookers
not any good lookers
surrey sucks
good thing i say im from white rock
end/
such a fail attempt
don't you know how haikus work
must be from surrey

[MG1]

^haiku? ...

more like hai ja ku

.............of the attempted kind

[Red-nijzllab]

buddy guy fawwk shit
rotweiler escalade fawk
donnegals hectticcc

[falcon]

I don't understand
The Surrey hate up in hurrr
Do you even lift

[elwell]

Surrey's hit n run
Maybe a car or a bat
And take your wallet

[falcon]

Been around the world
Germany, France, Spain n shit
The Prince of Fleet-hood

[westopher]

fuck you little bitch
my cousin is on his way
you are fucked now bro

[dbaz]

barely an hour in
a typical buddy guy
whalley homicide


richmond trial:

dis is da wong drink
i wan my hot chocorate now
discrimination

:troll:

[murd0c]

King George and 72nd
Ozone & delaney's
save on foods

[nah]

surrey on my mind
white girl down the street is fine
bitch get in my car

[westopher]

King George and 72nd
Ozone & delaney's
save on foods
5, 7 then 5
Do you know what haiku means
You failed many times

[FARMER]

5, 7 then 5
Do you know what haiku means
You failed many times

such a fail attempt
don't you know how haikus work
must be from surrey

:fullofwin:

[murd0c]

truth I is from Surrey but its not about the Haiku's its about making fun of Surrey....

[nah]

*ding dong*got some weed?
yeah, how much do...bang bang bang
you got surrey jacked!

[dbaz]

party down the street
two a.m.; ambulances
buddy has axe wounds

o buddy, prab rai
buddy, hes the next gretzky
now has no contract

[adambomb]

we stacked buddy guy
my family business is huge
class one learners course

[bensta]

you call that a knife
this is what surrey uses
talk shit getting hit

[falcon]

Steve Nash at The Shops
Gun fight in the light of day
This is not White Rock

Live in Morgan Creek
Always say you're from White Rock
Bitch, you from Surrey

[MG1]

See, this is the kind of shit teachers should use to get students excited about poetry. So much win, this thread.

OP is a genius.............

[falcon]

I'll be honest, I forgot what a Haiku was until this thread. And now I'll never forget.

[multicartual]

Revscene is my canvas

Oh shit I better come up with a haiku

[bensta]

snitches get stitches
this is the surrey anthem
shit chlamydia

[jasonturbo]

pistol crack smoke currey
hide run live to die in hurry
not safe you surrey

[freakshow]

westcoast scene, fast cars
favourite activity
writing poetry