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02-13-2014, 01:16 AM
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#1 | | Doesn't know that condom-depot.com has free shipping
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| anyone know a popular massage oil/s to use?
I am looking for a good massage oil that is not too strong in scent and one that absorbs well not leaving the skin greasy and sticky afterwards. Even better if its two in one lube  | 
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02-13-2014, 01:21 AM
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02-13-2014, 01:29 AM
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02-13-2014, 01:54 AM
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Lol, valentines day plans?
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pure coconut oil or grapeseed oil. You can buy it in bulk and get all greased up without wasting a bunch of $  | |
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02-13-2014, 02:27 AM
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02-13-2014, 03:32 AM
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40 weight, 50 weight?
40 weight, sounds nice.
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02-13-2014, 06:54 AM
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Any sex store….
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02-13-2014, 08:25 AM
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#9 | | Doesn't know that condom-depot.com has free shipping
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Originally Posted by 320icar  Lol, valentines day plans?
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02-13-2014, 08:26 AM
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#10 | | Doesn't know that condom-depot.com has free shipping
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Originally Posted by FerrariEnzo KY Jelly | That stuff any good for massaging ? Posted via RS Mobile | |
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02-13-2014, 08:27 AM
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#11 | | Doesn't know that condom-depot.com has free shipping
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Originally Posted by rsx 40 weight, 50 weight?
40 weight, sounds nice. | I have no idea what you are talking about bro. Posted via RS Mobile | |
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02-13-2014, 08:28 AM
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02-13-2014, 09:03 AM
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Grow up, or grow a pair.
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02-13-2014, 09:44 AM
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Originally Posted by doritos Don't wanna go in a sex store by myself at metro lol..it's right on a busy street
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02-13-2014, 11:54 AM
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Nuru oil.
Been watching vids and everyone seems pretty satisfied.
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can we stop, my pussy hurts...
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fliptuner, I am gonna grab ur dick and pee in your face, then rub shit all over my face...:lol
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02-13-2014, 12:07 PM
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Just use coconut oil. It doesn't stain, has a very nice coconut scent, and will leave your skin well moisturized after the session.
Stay away from Grapeseed oil because that stuff will stain white sheets and clothing.
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02-13-2014, 12:10 PM
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the eucalyptus oil from bath&body works is good.
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02-13-2014, 02:16 PM
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Just go to a RMT and ask to buy some.
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02-13-2014, 02:26 PM
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Goto Costco and buy a jar of coconut oil. You can use it for massage, moisturizing your skin, or even cooking.
Smells good, too. It doesn't have any taste to it, though. It doesn't stain either.
Not trolling. Serious. Try it.
Before I became acquainted with the coconut I used to use grape seed. That's what they used when I took my 12 hour introductory to bodywork and massage course. (Good course to take if you find a deal on social shopper) Grape seed is good for an hour long massage if you know what you're doing, but then you have to wash it off with soap after and clean the sheets, etc. Too much work after.
I find the coconut to be less oily, you can go to sleep after feeling nicely moisturized.
I wouldn't use an oil as a lube. I also wouldn't use a lube as a body oil.
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02-13-2014, 02:28 PM
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Hey guys
can someone go and buy condoms for me
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02-13-2014, 02:39 PM
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#21 | | RS has made me the bitter person i am today!
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you planning on doing that japanese av shit?
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02-13-2014, 02:44 PM
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#22 | | Head of HR....have a seat on that couch
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Originally Posted by eddy89 you planning on doing that japanese av shit? | Quote:
Originally Posted by doritos Don't wanna go in a sex store by myself at metro lol..it's right on a busy street | Not likely.
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can we stop, my pussy hurts...
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fliptuner, I am gonna grab ur dick and pee in your face, then rub shit all over my face...:lol
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haha i can taste the cum in my mouth
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02-13-2014, 03:02 PM
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#23 | | I'll be good I promise.
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Originally Posted by rsx 40 weight, 50 weight?
40 weight, sounds nice. | A couple of Nissan SR20's would pull a premium one week before race wars. Posted via RS Mobile | |
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02-13-2014, 03:33 PM
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#24 | | Doesn't know that condom-depot.com has free shipping
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Originally Posted by Qmx323 Hey guys
can someone go and buy condoms for me | for your information...I buy them in bulk now with confidence from "condomdepot.com" like you ppl suggested hahahahaha.  | |
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02-13-2014, 03:34 PM
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#25 | | Doesn't know that condom-depot.com has free shipping
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Originally Posted by Matlock Goto Costco and buy a jar of coconut oil. You can use it for massage, moisturizing your skin, or even cooking.
Smells good, too. It doesn't have any taste to it, though. It doesn't stain either.
Not trolling. Serious. Try it.
Before I became acquainted with the coconut I used to use grape seed. That's what they used when I took my 12 hour introductory to bodywork and massage course. (Good course to take if you find a deal on social shopper) Grape seed is good for an hour long massage if you know what you're doing, but then you have to wash it off with soap after and clean the sheets, etc. Too much work after.
I find the coconut to be less oily, you can go to sleep after feeling nicely moisturized.
I wouldn't use an oil as a lube. I also wouldn't use a lube as a body oil. | okay, have you tried any other? does coconut oil generally just melt or does it come in fluid bottle as well?
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