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multicartual
04-23-2014, 10:50 PM
Yo I got some tax probz anyone know a rockstar accountant?


Apparently cocaine isn't a deduction WTF

twitchyzero
04-23-2014, 10:53 PM
why are you asking a bunch of 9-5 peasants for an answer?

multicartual
04-23-2014, 11:08 PM
why are you asking a bunch of 9-5 peasants for an answer?


Because they know order

I only know chaos

westopher
04-23-2014, 11:42 PM
Can't coke be considered a business expense? File it under miscellaneous.

Autorice
04-24-2014, 12:01 AM
no receipts = can't deduct.

Shorn
04-24-2014, 12:15 AM
no receipts = can't deduct.

You're just going to the wrong dealers.. Not high end enough. The good ones take credit card
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vafanculo
04-24-2014, 12:42 AM
You gotta ask Lester
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multicartual
04-24-2014, 01:03 AM
Can't coke be considered a business expense? File it under miscellaneous.


Porn totally affects your brain long term, I've needed drugs to stay somewhat sane still

multicartual
04-24-2014, 01:15 AM
You're just going to the wrong dealers.. Not high end enough. The good ones take credit card
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I bought a spitball before and it wasn't actually that bad

murd0c
04-24-2014, 06:35 AM
Yo I got some tax probz anyone know a rockstar accountant?


Apparently cocaine isn't a deduction WTF

You shouldn't be taxed on your casino winnings from your gambling addiction tho?

tiger_handheld
04-24-2014, 07:09 AM
Yo I got some tax probz anyone know a rockstar accountant?


Apparently cocaine isn't a deduction WTF

claim it as medical expense

Soundy
04-24-2014, 07:33 AM
The Most Outrageous Tax Deductions (http://www.dailyfinance.com/photos/the-most-outrageous-tax-deductions/)

Euro7r
04-24-2014, 07:34 AM
Might as well try to claim disability tax credit that you are mentally retarded.

604STIG
04-24-2014, 07:38 AM
How about hookers?

lowside67
04-24-2014, 07:39 AM
Might as well try to claim disability tax credit that you are mentally retarded.
Might not be too hard to support that claim these days...

Hot Karl
04-24-2014, 08:17 AM
Might as well try to claim disability tax credit that you are mentally retarded.

solid post. would recommend. 5 stars.

white rocket
04-24-2014, 08:53 AM
My wife is a CPA (actually a CA before they amalgamated CA's and CGA's) and is a rockstar but doubtful she would want to sign off on your return.

Try H&R Block, they love that kinda stuff :ilied:

4444
04-24-2014, 09:50 AM
even though i think you're a tool, pm me your qu

Manic!
04-24-2014, 11:07 AM
You need the accountant version of Saul.

http://www.gimmedigital.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/better_call_saul-620x350.jpg

multicartual
04-24-2014, 11:49 AM
Bwahaha almost spit out my coffee!!!

Soundy
04-24-2014, 12:22 PM
Awesome Saul is awesome!

hchang
04-24-2014, 01:34 PM
I went to dollar store bought receipts and filed it under entertainment
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slicrick
04-24-2014, 07:06 PM
stupid 9-5 peasants they better at least consider 302 + T5 a vaild deduction

TOS'd
04-24-2014, 07:18 PM
I'm 8-4 tho.
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multicartual
04-25-2014, 02:01 AM
Yeah when people talk about their T4 I'm like "T4? T5!"

Ch28
04-25-2014, 02:15 AM
Might as well try to claim disability tax credit that you are mentally retarded.

http://i.imgur.com/x9Uu7IY.gif

CP.AR
04-25-2014, 07:32 AM
You gotta get it professionally graded first before they issue you with a tax deduction for recreation. also helps if you claim it as recreation fees for your kids.