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Rockstar accountant
multicartual
04-23-2014, 10:50 PM
Yo I got some tax probz anyone know a rockstar accountant?
Apparently cocaine isn't a deduction WTF
twitchyzero
04-23-2014, 10:53 PM
why are you asking a bunch of 9-5 peasants for an answer?
multicartual
04-23-2014, 11:08 PM
why are you asking a bunch of 9-5 peasants for an answer?
Because they know order
I only know chaos
westopher
04-23-2014, 11:42 PM
Can't coke be considered a business expense? File it under miscellaneous.
Autorice
04-24-2014, 12:01 AM
no receipts = can't deduct.
Shorn
04-24-2014, 12:15 AM
no receipts = can't deduct.
You're just going to the wrong dealers.. Not high end enough. The good ones take credit card
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vafanculo
04-24-2014, 12:42 AM
You gotta ask Lester
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multicartual
04-24-2014, 01:03 AM
Can't coke be considered a business expense? File it under miscellaneous.
Porn totally affects your brain long term, I've needed drugs to stay somewhat sane still
multicartual
04-24-2014, 01:15 AM
You're just going to the wrong dealers.. Not high end enough. The good ones take credit card
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I bought a spitball before and it wasn't actually that bad
murd0c
04-24-2014, 06:35 AM
Yo I got some tax probz anyone know a rockstar accountant?
Apparently cocaine isn't a deduction WTF
You shouldn't be taxed on your casino winnings from your gambling addiction tho?
tiger_handheld
04-24-2014, 07:09 AM
Yo I got some tax probz anyone know a rockstar accountant?
Apparently cocaine isn't a deduction WTF
claim it as medical expense
Soundy
04-24-2014, 07:33 AM
The Most Outrageous Tax Deductions (http://www.dailyfinance.com/photos/the-most-outrageous-tax-deductions/)
Euro7r
04-24-2014, 07:34 AM
Might as well try to claim disability tax credit that you are mentally retarded.
604STIG
04-24-2014, 07:38 AM
How about hookers?
lowside67
04-24-2014, 07:39 AM
Might as well try to claim disability tax credit that you are mentally retarded.
Might not be too hard to support that claim these days...
Hot Karl
04-24-2014, 08:17 AM
Might as well try to claim disability tax credit that you are mentally retarded.
solid post. would recommend. 5 stars.
white rocket
04-24-2014, 08:53 AM
My wife is a CPA (actually a CA before they amalgamated CA's and CGA's) and is a rockstar but doubtful she would want to sign off on your return.
Try H&R Block, they love that kinda stuff :ilied:
even though i think you're a tool, pm me your qu
Manic!
04-24-2014, 11:07 AM
You need the accountant version of Saul.
http://www.gimmedigital.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/better_call_saul-620x350.jpg
multicartual
04-24-2014, 11:49 AM
Bwahaha almost spit out my coffee!!!
Soundy
04-24-2014, 12:22 PM
Awesome Saul is awesome!
hchang
04-24-2014, 01:34 PM
I went to dollar store bought receipts and filed it under entertainment
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slicrick
04-24-2014, 07:06 PM
stupid 9-5 peasants they better at least consider 302 + T5 a vaild deduction
TOS'd
04-24-2014, 07:18 PM
I'm 8-4 tho.
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multicartual
04-25-2014, 02:01 AM
Yeah when people talk about their T4 I'm like "T4? T5!"
Might as well try to claim disability tax credit that you are mentally retarded.
http://i.imgur.com/x9Uu7IY.gif
CP.AR
04-25-2014, 07:32 AM
You gotta get it professionally graded first before they issue you with a tax deduction for recreation. also helps if you claim it as recreation fees for your kids.
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